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Text Volume 18 Killing two birds with one stone 356 Chang'e flies to the moon

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    At this time, Li San suddenly sneered: "Sorry, we know we can't beat you. So, we have to use this." As he said that, he quickly took out a pistol from the inner pocket of his jacket.

    When Tao Buer and Zhang Erniao saw this momentum, they were so scared that they peed.  They immediately rolled off the sofa and tried to find a hole to crawl into.  hateful!  Let alone a hole in the ground, even the furniture here is not high-legged, so they don't even have a place to hide.  With great difficulty, they found an altar table facing south for Guan Zhong.

    During the Spring and Autumn Period, Guan Zhong vigorously developed the "private economy", opened up and invigorated, and paid special attention to the business environment.  He strongly supported Maichunye, so Maichunye regarded him as the ancestor of the industry.  Heizui Peng was engaged in this business, so of course he had to submit to Guan Zhong.

    Tao Buer and Zhang Erniao dived under the altar table together, but the table was not big, how could there be room for two people underneath?  In order to survive and avoid the bullets without eyes, the two of them did not care about their dignity and pushed each other hard, almost overturning the altar table.

    Even though Li San had a gun, Yangzi didn't take him seriously at all.  With lightning speed, she took three big steps toward Li San. She saw that she had reached out to grab Li San's gun-holding wrist.

    Things started in such a hurry that Li San never expected that this beauty would dare to grab the gun with her bare hands.  He was taken aback and stepped back quickly. He quickly raised the gun in his hand and shot Yoko.

    Yangzi was already prepared. Relying on the flexibility of her abdomen, her entire upper body suddenly leaned back.  The bullet flew past her cheek and hit the incense burner on the south-facing altar table in the middle.

    With a "clang", the incense burner was smashed to pieces.  The incense ash inside immediately filled with smoke.  Tao Bu'er and Zhang Erniao happened to be hiding under the altar table. Suddenly, their bodies and faces were covered with a thick layer of dust, like two clay Bodhisattvas.  The two of them were so frightened that they almost peed.

    It¡¯s too late to say it, but it¡¯ll be soon.  As soon as Yangzi dodged the shot, she relied on the strength of her abdominal muscles to stand up straight. She stretched out her hand in a sudden motion, grabbed Li San's hand holding the gun, and twisted it gently.  It has the potential to lift a thousand catties with four taels.

    Li San had never seen this kind of kung fu before. He screamed "Ah", and the hand holding the gun had already loosened his grip. With a muffled "pop", the gun fell to the ground.  Yoko bent down to pick up the gun.

    At this moment, there was a "bang" gunshot, sparks suddenly flew on the ground in front of Yangzi, and the floor tiles were smashed to pieces.  Yoko subconsciously retracted the hand ready to pick up the gun and jumped to the side.

    Everyone looked back.  The shooter turned out to be Heizui Peng.  At some point, he also had a gun in his hand.  The muzzle of the gun has been turned around and pointed at Yoko: "Don't move! Little girl, be good."

    Yangzi saw that he was seven or eight meters away from Heizui Peng, and it was obvious that Heizui Peng's marksmanship was much better than Li San's.  Moreover, Yang Zi attacked Li San just now because Li San was unprepared.  But now, Heizui Peng is obviously on guard.  Yoko had no choice but to stand where he was.  Don't dare to move.

    Li San woke up and boldly picked up his gun.  Pointed the gun at Chu Kaihua.

    At this time, something even more shocking happened.  Just hearing a "click" sound, each of the six gold medal thugs with black mouth Peng had an extra gun in his hand.  Some are targeting Chu Kaihua, and some are targeting Yang Zi.

    I wiped it, and in the blink of an eye, a total of eight guns were pointed at them.

    This surprised Chu Kaihua and Yang Zi.  Chu Kaihua thought to himself: Grandma¡¯s.  If I had known this, it would be better to have Yoko's Mizuguchi team come in to help earlier.  They should be outside now, but Heizui Peng will never allow them to go out to move reinforcements.

    This is how to do?

    When Chu Kaihua became nervous, he had an idea: he had no choice but to cheat and use magic.  He slowly raised his hands above his head.  While slowly sitting on a sofa.  Four guns were swirling around his head and body.

    He suddenly said carelessly: "Everyone, calm down, calm down. I'm hungry, do you mind having some snacks?"

    Heizui Peng and the others didn't know what he was going to do, so they looked at him blankly.

    Chu Kaihua indeed picked up an egg yolk pie that fell outside the fruit plate on the coffee table, slowly tore open the wrapping paper, and then took a bite.  In fact, this was a delaying tactic. While tearing off the wrapping paper, he was already muttering in his mind: "Gods and gods, come out quickly, come out and stop the bullet for me."

    "Bah!" A pleasant sound came into Chu Kaihua's ears.

    Chu Kaihua thought to himself, now that he has really mastered the art of spiritual communication, he can actually be on call at any time.

    Before he could finish his lustful thoughts, he heard the female voice say: "Hey, what are you thinking about? What about 'on call'? What do you think I am?"

    Dizzy, I didn¡¯t expect that IThe moment I indulged in lustful thoughts, the great god in my heart heard it. It seemed that the great god was being petty today and I had to be more careful.

    Chu Kaihua immediately apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I used the wrong word."

    "Humph, something happened again? You are busy enough today."

    "Again", Chu Kaihua thought, why did she say "again"?  But soon, he suddenly realized that wasn't this goddess the sister Chang'e who had just seen him having sex in the hotel?

    Chu Kaihua immediately said respectfully: "I'm sorry to bother Sister Chang'e so late. But if I don't ask for your help now, I really have no choice."

    "I won't help. I don't want a wretched man like you."

    "It's unfair, sister. I really didn't mean it last time. I didn't expect that you are a goddess, and you are the sister Chang'e who I admire the most in my heart. In fact, I learned the text "Chang'e Flying to the Moon" in elementary school, right?  Your admiration and admiration are like the endless flow of water in the Yellow River!"

    "You" Chang'e said shyly: "Forget it about admiration, you actually still 'admire' me. You are so bold! I will ignore you"

    Chu Kaihua said anxiously: "No! I used the wrong word again. Please forgive me for my clumsy tongue. My Chinese has always been taught by my physical education teacher."

    Chang'e said this, but she didn't really mean to leave.  As a goddess, it is inevitable to feel a little proud when a man calls her "admiration".  She coughed lightly and said with a straight face: "Okay, okay, tell me, what do you want me to do this time?"

    "Sister Chang'e, look. These people all have guns in their hands. If they shoot, not only me, but also the beautiful woman in front of me will be beaten into briquettes. Why don't you call that Gaye Lord for me?  Come on, he knows how to do 'Orchid Finger', 'Nianhua Hand', and 'Guanyin Brush Water'. However, my hands are going to suffer again." (To be continued)
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