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Chapter 273 Jokes and High Technology

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    Liang Yuan stared at the reflection of the moving train on the lake with straight eyes. The signal of flat, flat, flat kept amplifying in Liang Yuan's mind, and the reflection of the train suddenly flattened on the water.  Yes, the light that makes up the reflection suddenly becomes flat. What's going on?

    If the light source of the lithography machine shines on the lake, does it mean that the light can also be flattened in the same way? After thinking about the lithography machine for a whole night, Liang Yuan naturally substituted what he had been thinking about into the scene in front of him.  Does the flattening of the light mean that the light becomes thinner? Does the thinning of the light mean that the line width becomes smaller?  Has the accuracy of photolithography machines improved?

    A series of thoughts are like fireworks that are constantly rising in Liang Yuan's mind. Countless reliable and unreliable thoughts are going back and forth in Liang Yuan's mind like butterflies.

    Immersive lithography machine, this familiar yet unfamiliar term suddenly popped into Liang Yuan¡¯s head, followed closely by the concepts of adding water to the lens and blowing the soap box.

    With the key information backbone, Liang Yuan recalled for a moment, a series of information emerged from the deepest part of his memory, and the joke that he had been thinking about for a long time was recalled by Liang Yuan.

    What the hell is going on? I originally planned to recall key technologies through jokes, but how did I end up recalling jokes through key technologies? The logic of this matter is ridiculous.

    However, since the jokes had been retrieved from memory and could not be stuffed back, Liang Yuan thought that he could only find an opportunity to reuse them in the future.

    Speaking of which, as a glorious hardware novice, it was a fluke that Liang Yuan knew the principle of the immersion lithography machine, and the reason why Liang Yuan knew the principle of the immersion lithography machine was really related to a joke.

    There are not one but two related jokes. There is a close similarity between the two jokes and it is extremely controversial. What is interesting is that the birth period of the two jokes spans nearly twenty years.

    The first joke is about the wind-blown soapbox popular in the mid-to-late 1990s, and the second joke is about adding water to the lens that was popular in the mid-to-late 100s of the new century.

    In the 1990s, the technical level of almost all industries in the Republic can be described as appalling. Having seen too much of the colorful world outside, their self-esteem will definitely be greatly stimulated. Some people will kneel down directly, while others will not give in.  Trying to find some shining points to prove something in reality.

    "The Wind Blowing Soapbox" is such a fictional case that can reflect the hearts of many people.

    It is said that a certain township (state-owned collectives can apply for it) enterprise carried out technological transformation and spent 7 million (the bigger the data here, the better, it can be below 100 million). The large price of RMB came from Germany (other American, British, French, Italian)  Japan is also available) has introduced a fully automatic soap (soap, potato chips, biscuits, etc. can be substituted as long as it is a small carton packaging) production line.

    After the production line arrived in China and started running, a rather strange malfunction occurred due to overeating (the more mysterious and professional the reason, the better).

    It means that the finished product will occasionally be missed when packed into the carton, and the probability is about one percent (the number can be compiled arbitrarily, but in order to maintain the high-end image of international friends, it is recommended to use a decimal below one).

    In order to maintain the reputation of the brand and better serve consumers, the factory decided to solve the problem of no product in the empty box at any cost.

    The rigorous and responsible German engineer in the factory first successfully dug out a lot of backup parts for the production line at a place 33.33 meters (fill in this number casually, it is recommended to be accurate to after the decimal point) below the fully automatic production line, and then from the Republic of China  Tsinghua University (Peking University and Harbin Military Industry are also acceptable) recruited three PhDs (please fill in the number as you please, single digits are recommended) and began to make difficult improvements to the empty box problem of the production line. Since the production line is an advanced fully automatic production line, the technology  The cost of improvement is extremely high, up to one million yuan (you can also fill in this number casually, please note that the currency unit must be consistent with the previous one) RMB.

    After the improvement technology team led by German engineers spent all the improvement funds, they finally successfully found a solution to the problem. However, this method required shutting down the entire production line for technical transformation. The cost of the transformation was approximately 500,000 yuan (  Note the consistency of currency units).

    However, it is now the peak sales season for products. If the entire production line is shut down for renovation, it will cost a lot of money. The hesitant factory leaders decided to hold a factory-wide meeting to decide whether to shut down for renovation.

    At the meeting, the factory leaders introduced the transformation of the production line to all factory employees, and then democratically solicited everyone's opinions.

    At this time, an old engineer with white hair and beard (whose temperament must match that of a Shaolin Temple sweeping monk) came up from below, took the microphone from the factory leader and said: No need to stop production and no need to spend money.With a technical transformation fund of half a million yuan, if you give me two hundred yuan, I can solve this problem in half a day.

    With the unanimous request of all employees in the factory, the Finance Department and the Human Resources Department approved a fund of 200 yuan and half a day's personal leave for the veteran engineer.

    The old engineer went to a department store in the city and bought a five-speed electric fan with a powerful motor. He returned to the factory, and then connected the electric fan at the final packaging position of the production line. After adjusting the electric fan to the third gear, the production line produced  The empty box without product was blown directly to the ground by the wind due to its weight. The old engineer successfully solved this big problem that was very troublesome for the factory with only 200 yuan, and was highly praised and praised by the German engineer.  .

    Ten years later, the factory introduced the next generation of fully automatic production lines from Germany. The Germans spent great efforts to improve the control procedures of the new production lines, successfully solved the problem of empty boxes, and maintained the reputation and brand image of German products.

    This is a very interesting paragraph. In addition to the Chinese Zhuge Liang-style battle of wits, it also has a little bit of Huo Yuanjia-style national pride, but the last paragraph seems a bit meaningful.

    This soapbox joke became very popular in the mid-to-late 1990s. Countless marketing and management masters discarded the last paragraph and interpreted this example as an example of cost control, way of thinking, input-output, corner overtaking, etc.  Wait, of course, some people have interpreted from the last paragraph that scientific research can only be carried out step by step, overtaking in corners is a fool's errand, and opportunism is fun for a while, but in the end it is not the same to introduce the next generation.

    After the new century, with the advent of the information age and its successful entry into the WTO, the Republic has experienced a round of industrial transfer and industrial upgrading. Compared with the shabby 1990s, it can be said that it has made great progress. Fully automatic production lines have already been used in all walks of life.  It has become widely popular in the industry, and electric fans have been almost completely eliminated from the consumer market. Therefore, the joke about the wind blowing on the soap box seems very rustic.

    The 10s of the new century were an era when the Republic¡¯s chip imports quickly surpassed the oil imports. The pain caused by the chips to the Republic also began to become more and more obvious. With this basic atmosphere, the second joke was successfully born.

    In a sense, the second joke is a variant of the first joke, but due to the real case of Dr. Lin Benjian, the second joke looks even less like a joke.

    After the new century, lithography machine technology has been stagnant at 193 nanometers for more than ten years. As the power engine that promotes the rapid advancement of the information age, lithography machines are facing the crisis of stalling.

    Countless scientists, top laboratories and large technology groups around the world have invested almost astronomical amounts of money in this direction, but they have all failed.

    At this time, no one could have imagined that an outsider from the software industry would play a disruptive role in the field of lithography machines.

    Time has entered the new century, but it is not so wonderful for Dr. Lin Benjian¡¯s career. Linnovation, a lithography software company founded by Lin Benjian, is the number one company in the field of lithography machine software in North America. Due to the Chinese-American ceiling, Dr. Lin Benjian¡¯s  A competitor received an investment from a large company in the electronics industry. The competitor relied on its capital advantage to squeeze Lin Benjian out of the lithography software field by killing one thousand enemies and losing eight hundred.

    At this time, the CEO of TSMC happened to call Lin Benjian and invite Lin Benjian to return to 4v. After some consideration, Lin Benjian decided to join TSMC and restart his career.

    At this time, lithography machines all over the world are stuck on 153-nanometer light sources. Although he is an outsider, Lin Benjian disagrees with this choice. He believes that 153-nanometer technology has encountered a bottleneck that is difficult to break through and must find another way.

    Lin Benjian spent nearly two years searching for this new path. In the summer of 2002, Lin Benjian happened to look out the window one morning through the water droplets on the leaves of the potted plant on his office desk. The distorted scenery outside the window brought important thoughts to Lin Benjian.  If water droplets are added to the lens of the lithography machine, will it also distort the width of the light? The groundbreaking immersion lithography machine, a disruptive technology, was born. Lin Benjian reversed the technological trend in one fell swoop and successfully led the world.  semiconductor research and development.

    The second paragraph is much more confusing than the first paragraph. Except for a few modifications, the second paragraph is composed of real facts.

    For example, although Lin Benjian has been engaged in lithography machine software for more than eight years, he is definitely not an amateur in lithography machine research and development. The joke cleverly equates lithography machine software with mass software and lithography machine technology.

    Then there is a variant of the inspiration of the water droplets in the morning.

    Because the photolithography machine is too high-end and not grounded, the second joke is not as popular as the first joke, but it can rely on chip pain, which is a long-term hot spot,??The second joke is also widely circulated within a certain range.

    Before the awesome three-body attack by the electrician Liu, many management and marketing gurus regarded the second joke as a case of dimensional attack. The general idea is that even a layman can do earth-shattering things even in the high-tech field as long as his thinking is active enough.  big business.
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