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Text 422. Xiaozhi!  Go and "bless" him!

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    In a situation where the water type elf was fighting against the fire type elf, and the venue was a pool, and the commentator did not shout out any flag lines such as "Menus rides on the face, tell me how to lose", Xiaoyou naturally defeated it easily without any pressure.  Dushe's last elf.  Perhaps the Flame Horse, a trainer with no personality at all except his name, felt that he might still have a chance to counterattack with his attributes and then complete a stunning comeback with PantaKill, but Xiaoyou's Menas ruthlessly told him with practical actions.  The opponent, this dear you is just a "gray name" in the eyes of our trainers - the end of the battle made the voice of the commentator who always loves to scream "oh oh" calm down a lot.

    As for the remaining four games in the afternoon, because according to the schedule only one of the eight trainers will be left to fight Xiaoyou in the finals, Xiaoyou has already focused more on watching the games in the afternoon.  When it comes to grabbing snacks with Gengar instead of competing, he will only temporarily stop when the commentator's "Oh!" voice is particularly excited or when he and Gengar make too much noise and are suppressed by a certain sister's hand knife.  Watch the game honestly

    After leaving the venue after the game, Xiaoyou stopped by the shopping street to "visit" Miaomiao and the others before returning to the dormitory area.  The business of the Phantom Group trio has evolved to the point where it has an independent warehouse and a store with its own exclusive logo. At Xiaoyou¡¯s suggestion, a large number of gold and silver color version of Glitter Menus dolls were stored in advance and became famous because they were put on the shelves as soon as possible.  As expected, it was a hot seller. After one day's sales, the warehouse used to accumulate goods was even filled with bulging money bags!

    Even if this is mainly because the badges and dolls follow the small profit but quick turnover route and the money received is mainly small coins, the visual effect of "a warehouse full of money" is still quite shocking.  !

    So when a certain transvestite took out the long snack reimbursement receipt from watching the game during the day, she was very confident: "Why are you making such a pained expression? We don't want to ask for tomorrow's trainer list and recommendations?"

    The threesome decisively performed the tiger's stance: "Sir Xiaoyou, it's just a small amount of money, please be sure to reward me and let me reimburse you!"

    Xiaoyou nodded with satisfaction: "Also, the plan to build a building and open a specialty store should be canceled immediately!"

    The trio looked surprised: "Huh? But now that sales are rising, it's a good opportunity to continue to expand the scale of business"

    "How big does the hole in your brain have to be!" Xiaoyou covered her face, "The conference will be over when you build a building! Who will come all the way to the foot of Silver Mountain to buy something  ¡­Wait, what is this?¡±

    "Oh, this!" Seeing a rather complicated-looking design drawing that Xiaoyou picked up from the table, Musashi immediately stepped forward excitedly to explain.  "This is the idea I came up with - transform the entire store into a mobile multi-functional robot! In this way, even after the conference is over, we can take the store to other places to continue business, and we can also use it to catch people  This little devilish Pikachu! I've even thought of a name, so I'll call him 'Battle Shop Medallion No. 1'!"

    "That's right!" Kojiro also cheerfully added, completely unaware that a certain transvestite's face was getting darker and darker.  "And because we have sufficient budget this time, not only are the highest-grade materials used in the interior decoration of the store, but the entire building's inner and outer layers are treated with insulating paint. You are absolutely not afraid of Pikachu's electric shock! In addition, it has also been equipped with high-temperature resistance, anti-rust, etc.  This kind of processing is equipped with the most advanced multi-functional capture net and multi-missile launcher, and even the infrared night vision system and thermal imaging system"

    "So?" Xiaoyou held up the design drawing and pointed at the budget amount at the bottom, interrupting Kojiro's rambling.  "So in addition to all the profits you made from your previous business, you also borrowed a large amount of loans, all of which were used to order materials for building a house No, it was for building robots?"

    "No problem!" Kojiro was full of confidence, "As long as the store is built, the latest limited edition commemorative badge that I personally designed will be able to collect funds immediately! Not only can I pay off the loan, but also¡ª¡ª"

    "DUANG!!" (This is the clear sound made by the collision between metal alloy and skull¡ª¡ª)

    "Return all the ordered building materials immediately." Xiaoyou, who was holding a metal wooden knife and stepping on Kojiro's "corpse", looked calm, "Then use this small shop now to sell this guy (poked Kojiro's body with a metal wooden knife  Head) Limited Commemorative Badge - The conference is already more than half way through, and you can earn as much as you can in one day."

    "Uh, but" Even though he and Musashi were hugging each other and shivering, Meow still had the courage to raise an objection, "If you return the goods now, you will have to pay liquidated damages, Meow"

    Busujima Style Swordsmanship - Meow Hammer Flash!

    Bring the shining togetherThe golden wooden knife hovered precisely 0.5 centimeters above Jin Xiaopan, who was above Meow Meow's head. Xiaoyou showed a smile that could scare the pee of a ghost-type elf: "Do you have any more questions?"

    "No, no more, meowI'm going to call and return the goods right now, meow"

    ¡­¡­

    the next day.

    The first game is naturally the winner of yesterday¡¯s first round, Ye Yue, an older young man from Fangyuan area, and Xiaozhi, a hot-blooded idiot from Zhenxin Town.  Although this Ye Yue once had a certain degree of funny behavior in the fire elf competition in Hyuga Town, but now in Xiaoyou's opinion, it is more like some kind of deliberate extreme training, just because of bad luck.  He met Axun, who was equally strong, so he showed off his face.  And Xiaozhi Not to mention anything else, just because he defeated his old enemy Xiaomao yesterday and after the game, he probably received "well-intentioned blessings" from his childhood sweetheart, such as "win with me!"  Xiaoyou doesn't think highly of this fellow Guandong fellow at all

    Game start.

    Ash, who is on the green side and attacks first, starts Pikachu, who did not play yesterday!  The vanguard of the red square Ye Yue is the characteristic elf in the Fangyuan area who transforms into a hidden dragon!

    Well, it¡¯s actually just a large chameleon standing on its hind legs.  Doesn't look strong at all

    But this chameleon does not just change the color of its body like a real ordinary chameleon, but truly achieves optical camouflage level invisibility!  Ash's Pikachu was so scared that he almost peed!

    "Hey, the red stripe on the belly of the invisible dragon is still exposed, okay?" Xiaoyou complained mercilessly in the stands, "It even became more conspicuous after becoming invisible! Xiaozhi and  Is Pikachu suddenly color blind?"

    "Of course you can see it clearly from your high position in the stands. Xiaozhi and the others are on the field." Sister Masako beside Xiaoyou also did not hesitate to slash the head of the transvestite trainer with a knife, "Don't forget this  A venue for a game.¡±

    By the way, the game that Xiaozhi and the others played this time was randomly played on a grass court that was favored by a certain famous center (*1). The court was filled with grass followers that were nearly half a man tall. If Pikachu didn't stand up, he wouldn't even have his head.  can not see¡­¡­

    In fact, Xiaozhi took advantage of this: Pikachu just got down on all fours and achieved the same full invisibility effect as the optical camouflage invisible dragon.  In order to dig out Pikachu hiding in the grass, the Hidden Dragon uses its long, wet, sticky and greasy tongue, which is comparable in length to Gengar but even more obscene.  I caught Pikachu hiding in the grass!

    But I forgot one thing when transforming into a hidden dragon!  That is, Pikachu is an electric mouse in terms of attribute classification, and having direct physical contact with a mouse that can discharge

    "Pikapika¡ª¡ª"

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? After passing the "Piss God's Love's Spur" we transformed into a hidden dragon and successfully committed suicide!

    However, although Xiaozhi won the first round, in the second round, Pikachu was thrown into the air by Ye Yue's powerful Alloy Claw Pia, which could only knock down monsters head-on, and lost its combat effectiveness

    "I actually lost my trump card directly" Xiaoyou covered her face in the stands and looked sad, "This scene is too beautiful to watch"

    Sister Masako, who is not specialized in elf training, expressed confusion: "Isn't Ash's trump card the fire-breathing dragon yesterday?"

    "Charizard is just a lieutenant." Xiaoyou educated her sister on illiteracy, "Pikachu is Xiaozhi's original elf! Don't look at that guy who always acts cute, but seriously he can have anal with the legendary elf!  "

    "The legendary elf?" Masako smiled softly, and then lightly struck the knife with his hand, "Haha, you said it as if you had seen it with your own eyes!"

    ¡°Actually, we have actually seen it with our own eyes Xiaoyou covered her forehead in depression.

    The electric mouse in the Orange Islands and the Three Divine Birds are fighting each other and asking you if you are afraid Charizard has had a similar experience, but it is a copycat after all (a certain transvestite selectively ignored what he said that the copycat is actually better than the real one)  Still perverted)?

    Although Pikachu was on the scene, Xiaozhi was not discouraged, and immediately sent out the water elf Xiaodubi from the Johto version of the three royal elves er, I mean the little Sawtooth to face the menacing Alloy  Claws, the little crocodile remained calm in the face of danger and resorted to a big mouthful!  ?

    Watching Xiaozhi's little Crocodile jumping around all over the field with the paw in its mouth, and knocking the crocodile in its mouth, it finally flicked and threw it outside the field. The whole audience broke out in cold sweat.  flow¡­¡­

    This is a funny victory!

    Next, in order to deal with the funny little crocodile that suffers from ADHD, Ye Yue sent out the super-powered elf Sulipai to deal with it.  In the photo taken by Su Li, she looks like a bright starIt is a bipedal humanoid creature with short yellow hair, obscene three white eyes, an obscene oversized aquiline nose, and an unknown white object in the shape of a scarf.  And this wretched humanoid creature used a vertical ring-shaped organ growing out of the palm of its hand to use a pendulum-like hypnotic effect that made the little crocodile calm down and was followed without any resistance.  One move of the phantom light Pia flies KO.

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? off???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? away out of control after the crocodile was knocked out, the elf that Xiaozhi replaced was a big Kirby.  This is a guy who is extremely calm compared to the ADHD patient Little Crocodile. He was so calm that he immediately lay down on the ground and fell asleep as soon as he came on stage, and then was slapped in the face by Su Li using Dream Eater

    "This picture is really too beautiful, I dare not look at it, Hundan" Xiaoyou continued to cover her face.

    "I actually lost to a guy like this" A rich third-generation man next to the auditorium channel also covered his face.

    However, Kirby lives up to its reputation of being thick-skinned and thick-skinned. After being slapped and slapped by Suli for a long time, he was still fine when he woke up. Instead, he gained an anger BUFF because his sleep was disturbed, and he used a move of anger to destroy the death light.  Directly killed the wretched Su Lipai

    Three elves are out, halftime.

    "Let me tell you, at times like this" Xiaoyou said to Masako, who didn't know what to do because of the series of super expansions she had just fought, "Just smile."

    ""

    After the intermission, the two sides started fighting again, and the field was still a grass field.  Ye Yue's side sent out a huge steel snake, while Xiaozhi chose to let Kirby take a break and let Xiaozhi's slightly stunted flash elf owl appear.

    The five-minute rest seemed to have allowed Ye Yue to get rid of Xiaozhi's unscientific aura. After forcibly releasing Sandstorm against Owl's ineffective telepathic attack, the Big Steel Snake successfully sealed most of the opponent's targets that required line of sight.  skill, and then easily defeat the owl.  But after that, Xiaozhi's Kirbymon came back on stage, and the Freeze Punch and Destruction Death Ray beat the big steel snake back again.

    After that, Xiaozhi seemed to plan to let Kirby take advantage of the victory. It would be best to force Ye Yue's trump card Flame Chicken to come out in one go. However, Ye Yue's next Heiluga unexpectedly used the return punch skill and knocked Kirby out.  The destructive death light bounced back twice, allowing Kirby to be knocked down by his own unique move.

    (Xiaoyou holds a metal wooden knife: "Do you dare to ask why our return punch can rebound and destroy the death light?")

    After taking back the unconscious Kirbymon, the fifth elf that Xiaozhi brought out to fight against Ye Yue's Black Luga was Bay Leaf.  Not only did the audience look sad for this choice, but even the commentators said they could only describe it as "haha".

    "Hey, Xiaoyou?" But Masako in the stands showed a hesitant expression, "According to you, in this case, Xiaozhi will be more serious when facing him?"

    "Yeah, that's right! This Black Luca is so unfortunate"

    So on the battlefield, the fire-type Heiluga was accidentally tied up with a vine whip by the grass-type Laurel Leaf, sealing the most threatening fire-type move. Then, Heiluga was overwhelmed by a mountain and sat down like a dog meat pie

    "Did you really win?"

    "I'll just say it."

    However, after his fifth elf Heiluga was defeated, Ye Yue finally took out his ace elf Flame Chicken.  It is also a grass type vs. fire type, but when the target is changed to a flame chicken, the bay leaf completely becomes a living target for the flame chicken to show off its strength: the flying leaf blade is all knocked down gorgeously by a series of kicks, and the vine leaf is completely knocked down by the continuous kick.  He was caught with a whip, and he was instantly killed by a flame fist in the final push. Bayleaf didn't even consume some of the flame chicken's physical strength

    ?Then the game once again became the final showdown with both sides having the last elf left, and the last elf was naturally the Charizard

    "Charizard, use flames!"

    "Flaming Chicken, we also use flame jets!"

    ¡°BOOM!¡±

    Compared with the previous battle, the battle after that was almost like taking place in another dimension.  There is no comedy, nothing unscientific, not even strategies and tactics, only fire and blood.  Charizard and Flame Chicken each tried their best and devoted themselves wholeheartedly to the battle. Various fire and non-fire skills exploded in the air, on the turf of the battlefield, and on the opponent's body, making the audience unable to take their eyes away.  Even Xiaoyou rarely concentrated on observing - the target was naturally the performance of the flame chicken. If Ye Yue won, this powerful fire elf would be his opponent tomorrow

    ¡°BOOM!¡±

    Finally, in a close confrontation, Charizard caught the Flame Chicken and successfully used one of the most unscientific tricks, the Earth Throw.  But the flame chicken is fallingIn the process, he sprayed flames on the ground and used the reaction force to reduce the damage from the earth. Not only did he push back the lunch box in front of him, but he also took the opportunity to severely damage the fire-breathing dragon with a flame kick - well, if you usually think about it  The attribute restraint effect may not be a heavy blow, but after a fierce battle and the physical strength of both elves are almost exhausted, the damage of this blow may become the most critical weight in the balance of victory  ¡­

    "Flaming Chicken, give it the final blow by spraying flames!"

    "Charizard, use the most powerful dragon's fury!"

    With both sides holding the idea of ??"this move will determine the outcome!", the skills of both sides triggered a violent explosion in the center of the battlefield. The two exhausted elves were both hit by the shock wave of the explosion.  It was affected and fell down.  Although with the support of the trainers on both sides, both the Flame Chicken and Charizard barely stood up, but Charizard still suffered from the previous flame kick and fell down again after dangling for a while This  I couldn't stand up again once, and the mosquito repellent incense popped out of my eyes

    "The fire-breathing dragon loses its combat effectiveness, and the flame chicken wins! Therefore, the winner is player Ye Yue from Weibai Town!"

    *1: "The famous center Demacia Galen once said that mastering the grass is equivalent to mastering the rebound." - by a certain LOL idol commentator
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