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    "When fighting against a hot-blooded idiot, if possible, try not to use attributes to restrain the opponent's elf, because this will give the hot-blooded idiot a fair and just reason for a series of unfair competition behaviors such as cheating and exploding seeds to burn the small universe and awaken the seventh sense.  "This is written in the opening part of the third section of the first chapter of "The system teaches you how to play PM battle easily".

    Obviously Xiaomao has not read this work (which is only sold in system stores), so when the fire-breathing dragon was continuously beaten by water cannon Gatling, he finally managed to get close under the cover of water vapor and forcefully hit him.  After KOing the Water Arrow Turtle on a certain unscientific earth, the expression on Xiao Mao's face was the kind of expression where the facial nerves were temporarily paralyzed due to excessive surprise

    By the way, Xiaozhi¡¯s expression at that time was also the kind of expression where the facial muscles were temporarily necrotic due to excessive excitement and the result was no expression

    In short, Xiaomao, who ignored this scientific theorem, lost the game.  Xiaozhi successfully advanced to the top eight, taking a big step forward and successfully reaching a position that he could not reach at the Quartz Conference.

    "But" Xiaoyou, who was sitting in the stands, looked like a sage who had seen through his fate. "I'm afraid this young man's footsteps will end here"

    After all, Xiaozhi defeated no one else, but his good friend and old enemy Xiaomao - if you defeat an opponent of this level, you will definitely be "blessed" by the other party!

    In addition, the opponent in the next round is the Ye Yue whom he saw in the Goblet of Fire Not to mention the strong overall strength, the fact that the ace elf is the flame chicken, which also belongs to the fire element, makes Xiaoyou feel that Xiaozhi will win in the next round.  The game was rough:

    Fire + flying attribute vs fire + fighting attribute

    Does Charizard have any advantages in attributes?

    "Boom!"

    Xiaoyou¡¯s head was lightly tapped by Masako: ¡°Don¡¯t be in a daze, Xiaoyou. The third battle is already halfway through, why don¡¯t you go get ready?¡±

    "Oh!" Xiaoyou nodded after coming back to his senses, stuffed the remaining half bucket of popcorn and the paper bucket into Gengar's mouth, and dragged the ghost elf who deliberately looked like he was going to be choked to death.  Run.

    ten minutes later.

    The venue that Xiaoyou randomly came to was the water venue. In the center of the rectangular battlefield was a circular pool that took up more than 60% of the venue area. There was also a small circular platform in the pool for standing, and the depth of the pool was  It is enough for a huge elf like Gyarados to completely sneak into it.

    This is a good venue for Xiaoyou.  Because the computer data showed that his opponents in this round were average trainers similar to Xiao Mao, and did not have particularly preferred attributes, so Xiaoyou's own elf lineup also took the mediocre route, and among them happened to be  Including Menas, who is good at water fields

    As for Xiaoyou's opponent, unfortunately he is a guy with no impressive features: a passerby's look of a lavender shirt and light brown shorts, medium-length brown hair that is not exaggerated, and a general appearance suitable for the profession of assassin.  Xiaoyou said that it was not easy for him to remember that his opponent's name was Du She (Note 1).

    "Oh! Contestant Xiaoyou has already sent out the first elf, and it is Meenas, who is known as the most beautiful elf! And judging from the color of this Meenas, it is obviously a rare shining elf!"

    Since it was Xiaoyou¡¯s turn to start with the elf in this game, Xiaoyou directly sent out Shining Menas, which had a field advantage.  The opponent Dushe, who had a backhand advantage, sent

    "Oh! Dushe's elf is a sunflower monster! Although it is a bit inconspicuous compared to the shining golden menas, can the restraint in attributes give the sunflower monster an advantage?"

    In Xiaoyou's eyes, the two leaves on the opposite side serve as hands and two roots serve as legs. The huge sunflower disk has a few slits on it to serve as facial features. There is a translucent chess piece floating on its head.  The type is a minion and the color is light gray.  In other words, to Menas, this sunflower monster with restrained attributes is actually just a trash fish.

    Although under the additional requirement of the enhanced Metal Gear Solid title to limit the size of the cardboard box, it is impossible for Xiaoyou to get away with that kind of pocket cardboard box as big as a fingernail, but the facts prove that the wisdom of the working people is infinite:  Xiaoyou used a cardboard box as the inner liner, put a layer of canvas on the outside, and made a hat by herself!  Although the shape still looks a bit boxy and not very good-looking, at least the system recognizes this trick

    After confirming the strength of the opponent, Xiaoyou played much more unrestrainedly:

    "Oh! After the parasitic seed miss, the sunflower monster used the seed machine gun this time! However, although Menus is huge, he is very sensitive in the water! The sunflower monster's attack was still ignored by Menas.??avoided¡±

    "Oh! Although the Sunflower Monster also avoided Menus' freezing beam, the freezing beam turned the water left on the ground by the previous water cannon skill into ice! The Sunflower Monster did not notice this,  Slipped on the ice!¡±

    "Oh! This time the Freezing Ray Sunflower Monster can't dodge! An extremely effective blow! Oh, the referee has already announced the verdict! Player Xiaoyou wins first!"

    Next

    "Oh! Contestant Dushe's second elf chose the Flying Mantis with the ability to fly! Is this mistake a countermeasure to avoid another mistake caused by stepping on slippery ice?"

    "Oh! Flying Mantis used the shadow clone skill! Apparently, the continuous melee attacks were avoided by Menus using the pool, so Dushe had to change his direct attack tactics! So how will Xiaoyou respond"

    "Oh! You can actually identify the real body of the Flying Mantis through the water spray from the water cannon that shoots into the air! What a meticulous observation! The Flying Mantis obviously did not expect that his shadow clone would be cracked in this way, and it was destroyed by Menas' water.  The cannon hit directly at close range! The damage is quite considerable"

    "Oh! Player Du She took back the Flying Mantis and replaced it with the Long-haired Pig! The Long-haired Pig used the Freezing Ray! Was he planning to seal the pool's protective function first Oh! But Player Xiaoyou seemed to have expected it! Freeze  The light was blocked by Menas Uno's wall of light! Not only did the woolly pig fail to seal the pool, but it was hit by Menas' water cannon! The effect is outstanding!"

    "Oh! The Long-haired Pig was hit by the water cannon again, and this time it completely lost its combat effectiveness! But although the Long-haired Pig's earthquake caused extremely limited damage to the Menas in the water, it also cleared away the ice on the field. This at least can  Let the next elves not have to worry about the ice surface So far, player Dushe has lost two of his elves, while player Xiaoyou still only uses one elf from Menas! Player Dushe wants to  How to break the deadlock?¡±

    "Oh! Player Dushe's next elf is Ghost Stone! Are you planning to use the flexibility and weirdness of the ghost elf to deal with Menas Oh! Player Xiaoyou suddenly took back Menas! Then  Only Geng Gui ran onto the field on his own! Well, it seems that player Xiaoyou was a little surprised, could it be that Geng Gui took the initiative to play on his own?"

    "According to the data, this Gengar was the only non-fire elf used by player Xiaoyou in the second qualifier, and it defeated the opponent's Charizard. It was quite powerful! Player Dushe's Ghost  I'm afraid Tong will face a hard time Oh! The two ghost-type elves on the field disappeared at the same time! They appeared at the same time the next moment! And Ghost Stone's expression was obviously hurt! Well, it seems to have a paralysis effect.  ¡­¡±

    "Oh! Player Dushe used the exchange opportunity again, replacing the ghost stone and replacing it with the super-type Yongjira! Huh? Player Xiaoyou's Gengar is making some provocative moves in the direction of player Dushe  ? Maybe he was a little dissatisfied with player Dushe for taking back his opponent Well, player Xiaoyou seemed to have hit Gengar with something just now. Gengar looked very painful? I wonder what the referee thought of this  ¡­¡±

    ¡°¡­Oh, it seems that player Xiaoyou just threw an ordinary compressed biscuit, and the referee said there was no problem¡­the game continues.¡±

    "Oh! Appeared! The amazing shadow clone of Xiaoyou's Gengar! Dozens of Gengar used shadow balls at Yongjira from all directions! When Yongjira couldn't tell which one was the real one, he just  Can use teleportation to dodge! But Gengar almost immediately changed his tactics and used sludge bombs! Under the too dense sludge bombs, Yongjira was hit even though he used teleportation! Oh!  What is very unfortunate is that it seems to be the attack released by the real Gengar! Yongjila's movements were obviously stiff! Player Xiaoyou did not miss this opportunity, and Gengar used the shadow ball again! Oh! The effect is outstanding!"

    "Oh! Player Dushe sent out Ghost Stone again, and player Xiaoyou's Gengar seemed very happy! But Ghost Stone is still no match for Gengar. Even though he was in a paralyzed state in the previous fight, he was simply  It¡¯s very difficult to avoid Gengar¡¯s attack! The situation on the field is almost one-sided Oh! Gengar¡¯s shadow ball hit Ghost Stone! But player Xiaoyou doesn¡¯t seem to"

    "Oh! Ghoststone and Gengar lost their combat effectiveness at the same time! They were actually on the same team! Player Xiaoyou accidentally knocked down his own powerful elf Gengar with the same death method by player Dushe! Next, will player Xiaoyou  Are you going to send out Shining Menas again? Or use a new elf?"

    "Oh! Player Xiaoyou did not use Menas, but sent out a new elf giant claw mantis! And player Dushe sent out a flying mantis! Who will win in this duel between the mantises?  You must know that although the giant pincer mantis is theoretically??It is the evolved form of the Flying Praying Mantis, but in fact it is more like a branch of the Flying Praying Mantis. There is no advantage or disadvantage between the two"

    "Oh! Oh! What an unexpected result! Contestant Xiaoyou's Giant Claw Mantis burst out at an astonishing speed, using lightning and bullet punches in quick succession to finish off the opponent before the Flying Mantis could react!  Now the Dushe contestant has only one elf left!"

    "Oh! The last elf of contestant Du She is the flaming horse! The flaming horse is still very advantageous against the Giant Pincer Mantis, but"

    "Oh Player Xiaoyou has taken back the giant mantis! Replaced it with Menas"

    Note 1: This is a poisonous tongue.  .  I mean Du Shejun, the champion of this year¡¯s Silver Tournament in the anime.  .  A guy who took a big advantage and won without hesitation - Ye Yue was "blessed" by Xiao Zhi in the semi-finals. In the finals, his opponent was a guy who could still lose using the armored Tyrannosaurus and the flaming anus.  .  And this guy scored a narrow victory of 6:5 both times.  .  so.  .

    PS1: Chapter XY54.  .

    The evil squid¡¯s evil plan was once again discovered behind the scenes by Xiaozhi and his gang, so it naturally failed.  .  It is estimated that I will be hit again in the future and continue to fail.  .  The MVP of this episode is Kojiro¡¯s chestnut squid.  .  There will be no comment on the next preview.  .  above!

    PS2: I know this has nothing to do with elves, but I can¡¯t help it.  .

    Saint Seiya the Movie: Legend of the Sanctuary!

    Full CG is so cool!  The Shamate version of the Bronze Five is so cool!  The portable card version of the Transformers Saint Cloth is so cool!  Although Seiya is a joke, Sakano-ryu Pegasus Meteor Fist is so cool!  Although Zilong is a chatterbox, the Lushan Shenglongba with small wings is so cool!  Although Binghe is a **, the diamond star skater pose in seconds is so cool!  Even though Ah Shun¡¯s Saint Clothes no longer have breasts, the nebula chain that makes the miscellaneous soldiers feel ¡°so disgusting!¡± is so cool!  Although Ikki is not a girl-controller (that¡¯s right, he is a girl-controller), the Feng Yi Tian Xiang Second Gold (Mist) is so cool!

    Well, it seems that only JK Athena, who is harmless to humans and animals, is not cool.  .  Later, her hair was cut into a short haircut, which was even less cool.  .  Fortunately, this time when I went to the sanctuary, I didn't get shot with an arrow at the gate and then lay dead the whole time.  .  But the one from Sagittarius?  It's not your fault that you have a vulgar expression and voice, but as a Saint, running around openly carrying a crossbow is really a real man.  .

    As for the Sanctuary and the Golden Saint.  .

    The promised Greece has become a different world.  .  I don¡¯t know why there is a statue of Anubis inside?  Yes, but it¡¯s spectacular and cool, so it doesn¡¯t matter!

    The original eleven golden, rich and handsome men and one golden muscular man have become ten golden, rich and handsome men, one muscular man and one golden, white, rich and beautiful man!  Moreover, the one who is most likely to be rich and beautiful is not Abrodi, but Milo!  Moreover, Milo is a flat-chested person who doesn¡¯t even need to reserve chest space for holy clothes!  But the Scarlet Positron Cannon is cool so it doesn¡¯t matter!

    Aiolia grows a mustache!  Also pierced!  Mu wears glasses!  The helmet is a bit ugly!  But the electric light speed punch and the crystal wall of abuse are very cool, so it doesn¡¯t matter!

    Shaka has dyed her hair and her helmet is even uglier!  Shura's personality is like the original Dismasco!  But the demon surrender and the curry stick are cool, so it doesn¡¯t matter.

    Arudiba has become a foodie and even wears a big nose ring!  Camus' Cloth is a shoulder-mounted water bottle RPG!  But the giant horns are cool and the Dawn Goddess¡¯ anal intercourse is even more cool, so it doesn¡¯t matter!

    Dismasco becomes Captain Jack Sparrow cosplayer!  And it¡¯s also a combat comparison among funny comparisons!  However, the Corpse Qi Teleportation Technique has a good comic effect and can make the purple dragon explode.  .  does not matter!

    Abrodi didn¡¯t do anything and was shot while lying on his back!  Still beaten by his own boss!  Saga is in the late stage of her secondary disease!  Also play three stages of transformation!  But the dual-attribute holy clothes, the two-dimensional space, and the galaxy starburst are all very cool, so it doesn¡¯t matter!

    The Holy Cloth of Aiolos is a centaur!  Really a centaur!  Damn it, it's still a centaur!  !  What a big lump of centaur behind the butt!  !  But after accepting the setting, it feels very interesting and the golden arrow with the effect of the goddess changing clothes is very cool!  So it still doesn¡¯t matter!

    So the only thing we struggled with for the longest time was!  Uncle Chenji, where¡¯s your Ruiz hairstyle?  .
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