Let¡¯s talk about Xiqi¡¯s first battle general Nangong Shi. He stole the chicken but lost the rice. Not only did he fail to assassinate Daji, who had already lost her bag, but he even suffered at the hands of Huang Shiren. His dick was used by this bitch with a golden finger. It exploded into pieces and became a real eunuch.
However, Lao Huang still pretended to be a good person and gave Nangong Shi some medicinal pills to heal his body. Everything was fine except for the little brother who never grew back.
Su Hu ordered Nangong Shi to be tied up, placed on horseback, and escorted to Chaoge.
To say a lot, after a day or two, I came to the city of the dynasty.
?? Lao Huang is a national advisor, and he went to Jizhou on the king's order. Jizhou Hou Suhu personally came with the nobles. The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty had already welcomed him outside Chaoge City.
Not to mention the four great princes, Huang Feihu, Wen Zhong, Bigan, Shang Rong, etc. were also all dressed up and led a group of people to hold a banquet to wash away the dust.
"Hahaha, hello everyone, hello everyone." Huang Shiren got off his horse, looked at the civil and military ministers in front of him, and smiled.
"Uncle Master's trip has convinced the Marquis of Jizhou and saved the world from a war. It is really a blessing to my great businessman and a blessing to the people of the world!" Wen Zhong's words made everyone nod their heads, surrounded Huang Shiren, and shouted Flattery made Lao Huang very unhappy.
Only Jichang, the Marquis of Xibo, was surprised when he looked at the dozens of soldiers and horses scattered behind Huang Shiren.
"I asked Nangong Shi to lead three thousand cavalry to meet him, and asked him to secretly kill the Daji who blamed Huang Shiren. Why are Huang Shiren and Daji both fine now, but only my three thousand cavalry are missing! Nangong Shiren is gone, what happened?
Ji Chang was anxious, but he didn't expect that the dead guy riding behind on the horse was Nangong Shi.
"Master, I have something to say." Ji Chang felt that something was a little wrong, so he came to Huang Shiren and said with a smile.
Your mother is looking for you. Looking at Ji Chang's seemingly loyal face, Huang Shiren smiled coldly: "What does Xibohou want to see me for?"
"National Preceptor, the king ordered people to go to meet him earlier. I sent Nangong Shi and three thousand cavalry to meet him. I wonder if the Imperial Preceptor has met him?" Ji Chang's words made the people around him stunned.
Yes, why didn¡¯t you see Xiqi¡¯s men?
"We met." Huang Shiren nodded.
"Since we have met, let me ask you, where are we from Xiqi?" When Ji Fa saw Huang Shiren admitting it, his tone immediately hardened, and he sneered: "Is it possible that he was harmed by the national master?"
Everyone in the civil and military circles could hear that Ji Chang was very dissatisfied in his words and were waiting for a good show.
This bitch offended Xibohou, let¡¯s see how he ends up!
"You mean those three thousand cavalry?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
"Exactly!"
"Oh, I met a monster at Enzhou Station and was eaten clean." Huang Shiren responded nonchalantly.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Hearing this, Wen Zhong and others almost choked to death on their own saliva!
have eaten! ? Three thousand cavalry were eaten by goblins! ?
" If someone else said this, some people might still believe it. But if it comes from the mouth of a bitch like Huang Shiren, not many people will believe it.
"National Preceptor!" Ji Chang was furious and sneered: "This matter is of great importance, National Preceptor should not be joking!"
"Who is joking with you when you are full? There is indeed a monster in Enzhou Station. You guys in Xiqi are so damn stupid that three thousand people can be eaten up in less than one meal." , It really brings shame on me as a great businessman!" Huang Shiren said seriously.
"You!" Ji Chang was so angry that his face was livid.
"Marquis Xibo, calm down." Wen Zhong saw that the two of them were likely to fight on the spot, so he hurriedly came out to smooth things over, and said: "It is impossible for the Imperial Master to lie in front of so many people. If Marquis Xibo doesn't believe it, I will ask the Enzhou Yicheng to come in front of him tomorrow. Come to Chaoge, Xibohou will know as soon as you ask."
"Yes, yes, what the Grand Master said makes sense."
"The Grand Master is right."
Shang Rong, Bigan and others were chatting with each other, and Ji Chang had to suppress his anger, looked at Huang Shiren, and said: "National Master, let me ask you, can General Nangong be eaten by goblins?!"
"That kid has quick legs. When he saw the goblin coming, he ran as fast as he could on three legs, so he never got eaten." Old Huang also said with a smile.
"How can you run so fast on three legs?!" Ji Chang didn't understand.
Huang Shiren pointed to his crotch: "Think about it, when the goblin comes, who wouldn't be cruel? My parents gave birth to a leg and ran away for their lives. Your three thousand soldiers and horses were eaten, and Nangong Shi rubbed the soles of his feet. A cock that sticks out, doesn¡¯t it mean that it has three legs and can run away?¡±
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A group of civil and military ministers behind him covered their mouths one by one, turned around, and tried to hold back their laughter, almost causing internal injuries.
This bitch doesn¡¯t even have a single curse word to hurt others!
"You bastard!" Xibohou Jichang was so angry that his old face turned pale, red, and green.
Wen Zhong took a look and said, Oh no, if they keep talking like this, Ji Chang will most likely be beaten to death by my uncle who will take advantage of him.
"Uncle Master, where is General Nangong?" Wen Zhong quickly came out to change the subject.
"Well, isn't that right?" Huang Shiren pointed behind him.
The civil and military officials and the Xibohou looked in the direction of his finger and saw a general helping Nangong Shi down. They saw that Nangong Shi's face was blurred, his legs were limp, and his eyes were dull. There was no trace of a human being! ?
"Uncle, what's going on?" Wen Zhong was dumbfounded.
"Oh, I beat him up." Huang Shiren picked his nose and said.
"Huang Shiren! Nangong Shi went out to escort under the king's order, but you actually did something dirty to him! It's really too much of a deception, and he has no law! Tell me, how do you explain it!?" Nangong Shi is Ji Chang's favorite general, and he still How could Ji Chang not be angry when his majestic confidant came back as if he were dead?
"You want me to explain!? Damn it, I still want you to explain!?" Huang Shiren roared, his boogers hit Ji Chang's face, and he grabbed Ji Chang's beard.
Ji Chang is an old man, so he is no match for him. Old Huang almost knocked Ji Chang to pieces with this pull.
"Master, if you have something to say, don't do anything!" Wen Zhong was so frightened that his face turned green.
Ji Chang¡¯s benevolence and righteousness are well-known in the world, and he has the highest reputation. If Huang Shiren really wants to do something good to him, the saliva of the people in the world will drown him.
"Master, you can't do it! You can't do it!"
"Hurry up and let go, Imperial Master! You have something to say!"
Huang Feihu, Bigan and others were also scared to death.
"Ji Chang! Let me explain to you, okay! In front of everyone today, I will settle the accounts for you!" Huang Shiren refused to let go, spitting: "Nangong Shi is yours, isn't he?!"
"yes!"
"The king asked him to escort the nobleman, so you sent him out, right?"
"yes!"
¡°What he does is all what you ordered, isn¡¯t it?!¡±
"yes!"
"Okay! Damn it, Nangong Shi coveted the beauty of the noble man. He ran to the noble man's room in the middle of the night and asked the overlord to have sex with him. If I hadn't been late, the noble man would have been raped by the boy! Let me ask you, noble man She is the king's beauty, but what does Nangong Shi mean by being like this!? You just said that he did everything under your orders, hey! You old man, even if you dare, you will force the king to bow down!"
I¡¯ll wipe it!
"Lao Huang's words made the people around him dumbfounded. The people who had just tried to stop the fight all hid away with a hiss.
¡°Dare to attack the king¡¯s female dominator!¡± ? Damn it, Xiqi people are talented!
The current king has a violent personality and kills people at every turn. This Daji is definitely the king's favorite. Ji Chang, how dare your men dare to attack the king! ? Do you, Xiqi, want to be massacred? ?
It turns out that Ji Chang was still a prince in the hearts of everyone, but now he has become a bomb. No one dares to say a good word.
Ji Chang was also dumbfounded at this time and hurriedly defended: "Master, I don't know about this!"
"You don't know?! Then you just said that Nangong Shi's actions were all your orders!"
"I, I was speaking out of anger! How could I order such a thing!?"
"How do I know!? Maybe you, the old ghost, are also a pervert!"
"What an injustice! What a huge injustice!"
No matter how sharp-tongued Ji Chang is, he can¡¯t clean himself up after being forced by Old Huang to jump into the Yellow River.
"Master Marquis, is this true?" Wen Zhong understands Ji Chang's character. As Nangong Shi is the number one general in Xiqi, Wen Zhong naturally knows that he is a loyal person and it is unlikely that he can do such a thing. When the person responsible for the bastard thing comes, he will ask Su Hu for confirmation.
Su Hu was very happy to see his son-in-law making Jichang crazy.
Grandma, I have to help my son-in-law!
The Marquis stood up, and without saying a word, he pulled out the sword from his crotch, weighed it in his hand, and opened his stance to chop Ji Chang.
"Master Hou, you can't do it!" Huang Feihu saved Su Hu.
"Ji Chang! You indulge your subordinates and want to rape my daughter! I, Suhu, am a small Marquis of Jizhou, and I can't handle you! But Daji is a nobleman whom the king has kissed. If you do this, you are not giving the king face, but you are cuckolding the king. Son, I, Suhu, will go to the palace tomorrow to meet with the king and ask the king to comment on it!"
This old man and his son-in-law really sing in harmony.?The fit is perfect.
Everyone knew what Su Hu was like, and when they saw Su Hu say this, they completely believed it.
"Xi Bohou, how could you do this?"
"Yes! If you, Xiqi, are short of women and ask me for them, I will give them to you. How can you attack the king's women?"
"Yes, the king is most afraid of others cuckolding him."
"Tsk, tsk, Xibohou, you will have to walk away without food now."
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A group of people said something to each other, but they made Ji Chang want to jump into the river.
It¡¯s over! Stealing the chicken will lose the rice. I know Nangong Shi's character. It is absolutely impossible for him to do such a thing. It must be the trick of this bitch Huang Shiren! If such a thing happens, if the king knows about it, Long Yan will definitely be furious. If this happens, Xiqike will be doomed!
Nangong Shi, Nangong Shi, how can you be so helpless! ? Even if you fail, you can still die without proof, and I can handle it easily! What a good thing! ?
Ji Chang was angry, anxious, anxious and scared. Looking at Huang Shiren and the civil and military officials in the dynasty, he felt that the sky was spinning and the earth was dark.
no! calm! calm! I have to think of a way to do it!
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