Let's talk about Enzhou Post. Huang Shiren first changed the pillars, but he didn't expect that the Taoist Zhunti mantis stalked the cicada and the oriole behind him. He destroyed Bai Jiuer's body, collected the soul, and installed the Ming concubine Longji. Each one was better than the other. Cheap, one is more ruthless than the other.
The next day, everyone got up early and gathered their troops. Su Hu and others welcomed "Daji". Even Huang Shiren, this group of people did not realize that Daji had already had her body changed, and they were still heading towards Chaoge. .
There was nothing to say along the way. After three or five days, Huang Shiren felt that the woman in front of him did not look like Bai Jiuer.
Lao Huang knows Bai Jiuer's character best. Although he is a nine-tailed fox demon who is born with the ability to charm, he is not so coquettish. Especially the gap between Huang Shiren and Bai Jiuer, Bai Jiuer is even more It is impossible to seduce this one and tease that one in full view of the public.
Fortunately for Su Hu and others, the remnants of Xiqi soldiers led by Nangong Shi were all confused and distracted by Long Ji.
"This bitch is so unruly, I will definitely do it when I get the chance!" Nangong Shi is a serious man. He had been seduced by Long Ji long ago and couldn't bear it anymore. Seeing his subordinates all lost their minds and drooling, it was really boundless. The fire of karma burned red for a long time.
Stop and go, on this day, the sentry horse came to report that it was still a hundred miles away from Chaoge.
"It's getting late. Imperial Master, Lord Marquis, I think it's better to find a place to stay for the night and get up early tomorrow and start the journey. How about it?" Nangong Shi wanted to attack "Daji", but there was no chance along the way. He saw that he was about to arrive at Chaoge. Okay, if you don't take action, it will be over.
"That's fine." Su Hu nodded.
Everyone found a town and rested.
"Brother, do you think Sister Jiuer's personality has changed a lot?" At the wine table, Zhu Zizhen poked Huang Shiren and nuzzled at Longji opposite.
Huang Shiren was holding the wine glass, and saw that the man opposite him was constantly making secret glances, and seducing Nangong Shi and others from time to time. His appearance, demeanor, and not even the slightest bit of Bai Jiuer's style were there.
"I also felt strange along the way, and I looked around secretly and found nothing wrong." Huang Shiren shook his head.
"This is strange. It seems that Sister Jiu'er is really obsessed with pretending to be sister-in-law this time." Zhu Zizhen chuckled and whispered: "But brother, I still like this kind of sister-in-law Daji, it's so delicious. Otherwise, would I be happy?"
"If you dare, I will kill you!"
"Brother, you are too stingy. This is not your real sister-in-law!"
"Oh no! This is Jiu'er!" Huang Shiren wished he could castrate Zhu Zizhen.
"Joking, joking." Zhu Zizhen saw that Huang Shiren was serious and quickly stopped.
After eating and drinking, everyone went back to their rooms.
Not to mention that Huang Shiren and others were depressed when they went back, but that Nangong Shi returned to the room and waited until the third watch before changing into black clothes and sneaking out with his face covered.
The inn was extremely quiet, almost falling asleep even after thinking about it. Nangong Shi quietly came to the backyard and saw that the room where "Daji" lived was still lit, and two maids outside the door were dozing on the railing.
"Haha, here's your chance!" Nangong Shi chuckled secretly, came behind the two maids, knocked them unconscious with one shot, walked to the window, wetted his fingers, pierced the window paper, and lay down to look inside.
"Damn it! Bad luck!" Nangong Shi's face turned red at this sight.
??????????????? But seeing the jade body of "Daji" lying on the cloud bed paper, covered only by a piece of silk gauze, her beautiful breasts, her flat belly, her slender jade legs
Even Nangong Shi, a gentleman, felt his heart beat wildly.
"This bitch, beauty is really a disaster!" Nangong Shi took out a bamboo tube from his arms, blew hard into it through the window, and a burst of red smoke poured in, but Daji on the bed dropped her head and fainted. Fall into a deep sleep.
"Succeeded!" Nangong Shi felt happy, opened the door, came to Daji's bedside, and sneered: "You bitch, cut me in half!"
After saying this, he raised the steel knife in his hand high and slashed at Daji!
"General Nangong, you are really capable! Don't you feel it's a pity to kill such a beautiful woman like this?" Before Nangong Shi's sword fell, he heard Na Daji chuckle. At the same time, he felt a Tuan Gang Qi hit his chest, and with a bang, Nangong Shi was knocked out and hit a beam. The steel knife in his hand flew out, his throat sweetened, and a mouthful of blood came out.
"You!" Nangong Shi is Xiqi's number one general. He is very talented. Naturally, he didn't expect that Daji would be so troublesome!
"Giggle. General Nangong, what do you think of her figure?" Daji stood up from the bed and walked slowly over with her bare white feet.
?She was only wearing a piece of silk gauze. Looking at her from the front, she looked really happy.
"You bitch! I'll kill you!" Nangong Shi struggled to stand up, but found that he was so weak that he couldn't move at all.
"Oh my, General Nangong is really scary. What's the point of fighting and killing? General, a good night is too short, why don't you and I have some fun and make the best of each other?" Na Daji giggled. , came to Nangong Shi, and greeted the twin peaks and uvula. Nangong Shi couldn't move, and was being "treated" like this. Although he was angry, his body couldn't bear it, and it was like a pillar holding up the sky.
"Giggle, Giggle, General Nangong is so majestic!" Daji became more and more excited.
Whoops! Long Ji was about to do something good when she heard a sound that broke through the air. She also turned around and flew onto the cloud bed paper. She covered her face and sobbed loudly. Nangong Shi was confused by her.
"What's going on?!" Huang Shiren's figure had already appeared at the door.
Huang Shiren returned to the room and couldn't sleep. After thinking about it, he felt it was very strange. He simply came over to find out more about it and got some information. When he came to the house, he was really stunned when he saw this scene.
"National Master!" When Longji saw Huang Shiren coming, she fell down in Huang Shiren's arms delicately, her body twisted in confusion, but she cried: "National Master, you have to make the decision for others, in the middle of the night , General Nangong broke in and wanted to molest someone, and even touched her. If this spread, how would the slave family live? Fortunately, the slave family was smart and pretended to agree to her, and secretly hit this person with the chamber pot. Imperial Master, what are you doing? People make the decision!¡±
Long Ji hugged Huang Shiren and cried until the pear blossoms were wet with rain.
Huang Shiren looked at "Bai Jiu'er" who was crying miserably, and then at Nangong Shi lying on the ground. His pointed face had already turned the color of pig liver.
My mother-in-law Nangong Shi! My woman, you dare to come here and have sex! ? I see you being so fucking serious during the day, but I never thought you were a slut! Now that you have fallen into my hands, how can I spare you? ?
Huang Shiren came to Nangong Shi and sneered: "General Nangong, is this true?"
At this moment, Nangong Shi really wanted to hit him to death. I originally wanted to kill "Daji" to complete Ji Chang's mission, but I didn't expect that I was knocked down by a woman first, and now I was bumped into by Huang Shiren!
" If he admits to the situation in front of him, then he will become a veritable pervert. If he doesn't admit it, Huang Shiren asks, he can't tell others that he was ordered to assassinate Daji and frame Huang Shiren as the blame! ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? For the sake of my lord's great cause, I have no choice but to suffer injustice today!
Nangong Shi thought of this, bit his steel teeth and turned his head away, acquiescing.
"Nangong Shi, your mother is so bold! The noble is the king's wife, and she is the king's woman. If you attack the noble, that is disrespectful to the king. Do you want to be punished by the nine tribes!?" Huang Shiren squatted down. He lowered his body and looked at Nangong Shi with a sinister smile.
Exterminated the nine tribes? Hearing these four words, Nangong Shi's heart sank.
"If this matter spreads out and King Zhou knows about it, the nine tribes will be destroyed."
"My lord is as kind as a mountain to me. If you want to kill the nine clans, just kill the nine clans!" Nangong Shi's heart skipped a beat and he smiled coldly: "Huang Shiren, if things don't work out today, you bump into me. If you want to kill me, I'll chop you in pieces." What a lot of nonsense!¡±
He knew Nangong Shi's reputation, and it was definitely not his style to say that the Overlord came in the middle of the night and forced his bow. There must be some reason for this.
"General Nangong, do you think I'm a piece of wood?" Huang Shiren said with a smile: "Speaking of which, why did you come to Daji? I'm satisfied. It's all easy to say. I didn't see this. If you don't satisfy me, Hehe, grandpa makes you feel good."
"Huang Shiren! I came here to pick flowers in the middle of the night, why!?" Nangong Shi's words were as tough as iron.
"Okay, okay!" Huang Shiren knew that he wouldn't be cruel to Nangong Shi, so he would never say anything.
Good old Huang laughed evilly, waved his hand, and a ray of spiritual light shot into Nangong Shi's lower body. He formed a Taoist seal on his hand and shouted: "Explode!"
Poof! There was a muffled sound, and Nangong Shi's chrysanthemums were in full bloom. His urine and feces shot into the sky. He screamed in pain and fainted to the ground.
"Lao Huang's golden finger can make Jiang Ziya prolapse his anus and go away. It can make Manjushri Guangfa cover his face and walk away. Nangong Shi, a mortal, no matter how awesome he is, can't resist it. If Huang Shiren hadn't been merciful, he would have exploded him to pieces.
Long Ji, who was behind her, was stunned to see such sinister means.
This bitch really deserves her reputation!
Huang Shiren chuckled, woke up Nangong Shi, and said with a smile: "General Nangong, how do you feel? Do you feel good? Do you feel pleasure?"?¡±
"Huang Shiren, I swear to kill you!" Nangong Shi's facial features were distorted in pain.
¡°Tell me, what¡¯s your purpose of coming here in the middle of the night?!¡±
"Don't tell me if you die!"
"Fuck you, okay, I'll let you feel good again! Good baby, blow his nostrils!"
Poof!
"Ah!?" Nangong Shi's face was covered in blood from the explosion.
"Say it or not?!"
"Did not say!"
"Okay! Blow his ears!"
Poof!
"explain!"
"You won't tell me even if you die!"
"Damn it, are you so hard! Explode again!"
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Huang Shiren, this bitch, exploded again and again, until all the holes in Nangong Shi's body were covered with blood and flesh. Nangong Shi, even a tough man, couldn't stand it any longer.
"Huang Shiren, please kill me!" Under such treatment, Nangong Shi just wanted to die quickly.
"It's not that easy." Huang Shiren sat on a chair, crossed his legs, took a sip of tea, and said, "Let me ask you, have you ever had a wife and children?"
"No! I'm a bachelor!" Nangong Shi shouted.
"That's such a pity!" Huang Shiren shook his head and looked at Nangong Shi's trouser pocket.
This sight made Nangong Shi feel cold. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly felt a sharp pain coming from his crotch, as if something had been inserted into his urethra!
"General Nangong, if you don't say anything, I will explode. If you explode, your little brother will be finished, and the task of carrying on the family line will be over. You also know that there will be no offspring, but it is the greatest unfilial piety! How about, don't tell me! ?¡±
Nangong Shi was frightened when he heard these words.
What is the most precious thing in a man? It¡¯s not gold and silver, it¡¯s not power, it¡¯s not the two ounces of flesh under your crotch! ?
"My lord, Nangong can't serve you anymore!" Nangong Shi shouted to the sky and was about to bite his tongue and commit suicide.
"What a beautiful idea!" Huang Shiren waved his hand, and the bolt from behind the door flew out, blocking Nangong Shi's mouth.
"Nangong Shi, I'll ask you again, do you want to say it or not?"
????????????????????????? Nangong Shi couldn't speak, but he shook his head!
"Okay! You're really good! Good baby, let me give him a good time!" Huang Shiren shouted, and with a pop, flesh and blood flew out from Nangong Shi's crotch. The dignified first general of Xiqi became an incomparable warrior in the blink of an eye. A man of roots!
Nangong Shi screamed and fainted again.
"National Master, what's wrong!?" Su Hu and others had dared to come. Such a big movement had already alerted these people.
When they saw the situation in the room, especially the miserable state of Nangong Shi, Su Hu and others were stunned.
"National Master, this" Su Hu looked at Nangong Shi and frowned.
Nangong Shi is Ji Chang¡¯s favorite general, how could this bitch do this to him! ?
"Master Hou, if I come late, there will be problems." Huang Shiren smiled at "Daji".
When Longji saw Su Hu coming, she had already put on her clothes, cried, cried, and told the story of Nangong Shi coming to Bawang in the middle of the night.
Su Hu was so angry that he was smoking. He turned around and pulled Huang Shiren over: "Shiren, of course it is Nangong Shi's fault, but beating a dog depends on the owner. This matter should be reported to the king. You can do it now. In this case, how will Ji Chang explain it?"
"Master Hou, your daughter was almost raped by someone, but you still have such a big heart!?"
"If she dies, she's not really my daughter."
"Master Hou, you are too shameless!"
"Not as good as you bitch!"
Su Hu chuckled, turned to his general and said, "Tie up Nangong Shi and return to Chaoge to wait for his fate."
A group of generals helped Nangong Shi up, and saw that the guy was going backwards, forwards, left, and right, and all the holes in his body had been horribly exploded. Even his intestines came out. His face was so frightened that he seemed to fly away.
"Take this, give him this pill to keep him alive." Huang Shiren threw out an elixir.
"Brother, you are so cruel! But do I like it?" Zhu Zizhen looked at Nangong Shi's anus and kept smirking.
"You like it? Why don't you have fun someday?"
"Forget it, forget it. I will be happy by myself, I will be happy by myself." Zhu Zizhen said with an apologetic smile on his face, "Brother, this Nangong Shi is not a woman-stealer. I think he must have a plan. Did you say anything?"
"Haha, he didn't say it, but what he said just now made me guess it." Huang Shiren smiled coldly.
"Oh, brother, tell me quickly."
"I think this matter is most likely because that old turtle Ji Chang wants to destroy my good deeds." Huang Shiren looked out the window and smiled coldly: "Damn it, if I didn't trouble you, you would come to my door today!" I¡¯ve made you, Xiqi¡¯s number one general, such a bitch, and one day I¡¯ll let you, an old turtle, enjoy it too!¡±
"Brother! I support it! How about I come down and give you a second hand?" Zhu Zizhen said with a bad smile.
"Die! Damn you!"
In the tavern, the two bitches were snickering, making everyone around them shake their heads.
Damn it, if you can turn Xiqi¡¯s first battle general into an eunuch, these two idiots are truly the best bitches in the world! ####The second update is here! Thank you sour cabbage friend for the tip. Haha, brothers, can you still collect and recommend it? ?