A famous person once said this: It is said that if a person is cheap, he will be struck by lightning.
?? Huang Shiren is very cheap, so he often gets thundered. In contrast, Zhu Zizhenqing was better than the blue, and took advantage in broad daylight, attracting a fatal blow from the scorpion's white crystal!
This scorpion spirit, a female prostitute, can become one of the five ancestors of the Xingxiu Sea. I guess in addition to having a figure, she also has means!
The thing behind the buttocks is the barbed poisonous needle of the scorpion spirit. It has been tempered by the poisonous juice for thousands of years and is extremely hard. It also contains strange poison and is very powerful.
Zhu Zi is really lard-stricken and wants to take advantage of him. How can he be careful? The poisonous needle stabbed Lao Zhu on the head without any bias. The pain caused the old pig to scream, foam at the mouth and fall to the ground
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Hehehehe. Huang Shiren laughed heartily when he saw this. Damn it, if it's cheap, you can still fall in love with a pig like you.
The scorpion spirit poked Zhu Zizhen down, turned around and tried to run away.
"Sister Jingjing, my brother is still signing with you. Why did you run away? Are you irresponsible?" How could Huang Shiren let her slip away? The two layers of ice and fire in his hands covered the scorpion spirit underneath, making him unable to move.
??Looking at Zhu Zizhen again, he was all purple and blue, his mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, and he was unconscious.
"Oh no, this poisonous needle actually hurts the soul, it's really powerful!" Huang Shiren saw that Zhu Zizhen was in danger, so he didn't care much. He hurriedly took out the elixir and stuffed it into Zhu Zizhen's mouth. It took a stick of incense to turn away the scorpion poison.
"Kill me!" Zhu Zizhen woke up with a scream. Although the scorpion poison was removed, his head really turned into a pig's head, and his eyes were so swollen that he could only open one line.
"This bitch!" Zhu Zizhen looked at the scorpion spirit under the two heavens of ice and fire, and cursed.
"My dear, please forgive me. This little girl won't dare to do anything anymore. From now on, I'm willing to serve you two with tea and water!" Bai Jingjing shivered with fear.
"Brother, what's going on!?" Zhu Zizhen felt soft-hearted again when he saw the succubus pear blossom carrying rain.
"What!? What do you think?" Huang Shiren smiled coldly, turned his hand, and within the two heavens of ice and fire, three thousand weak water and ninety-nine and eighty-one thunder breaths rolled down, and Bai Jingjing screamed, turning into Pus!
"Brother! Why did you kill this beauty!" Zhu Zizhen hugged Huang Shiren's thigh, crying like a ghost.
"Why, you can't kill!?"
"Brother, there are a bunch of brothers in Meishan. The second brother is a murderer. If you have nothing to do, find someone to kill him. You are a prostitute. If you have nothing to do, you can find someone to sleep with. Yuan Hong is a bird. Damn it. If you have nothing to do, find someone to show off. It's a different species, but what about me! What about me! I can only sign by myself if I have nothing to do! I finally met a beauty, why did you kill me!" Zhu Zizhen looked at the pile of pus and blood and cried so hard that he burst into tears. Go inside.
"Third brother, no matter you are a demon or a human, it is good to know what you are. The fact that you know yourself so deeply shows that you are something, but do you dare to give you such a thing? Today is not me If you were here, you would have died!"
"Based on my temper, brother, if I meet a beautiful woman, I can give you an advantage! Damn it! This beautiful woman has to choose a submissive one. Only when you are willing to love me is the most delicious. This is the highest state of adultery, do you understand? Okay, don¡¯t cry, there are so many beauties in the world, follow my big brother, I will do all kinds of tricks and positions from now on, I guarantee you will be satisfied!"
Huang Shiren's words made Zhu Zizhen nod his head.
"Brother, remember, you owe me a woman!"
"Damn it! If the woman doesn't have one, do you want the banshee's needle!?" Huang Shiren couldn't laugh or cry. He picked up a black needle from the banshee's pus and blood and threw it to Zhu Zizhen.
Zhu Zizhen took it and recognized that it was the poisonous needle used by the scorpion spirit to poke him. Seeing that this thing was extremely sharp and highly poisonous, it could also be regarded as a black man's magic weapon. He hurriedly took it into his arms and sighed: "Alas. , it can be regarded as a memory of love.¡±
Two people, no matter how many, clean the battlefield.
The Five Ancestors of Xingxiu did a lot of tricks along the way. There were twenty or thirty demon pills and souls in the fairy bag. Zhu Zizhen took the poisonous needle of the scorpion spirit, and Huang Shiren took the golden hair. Marmot's thousands of miles of smoke has gained a lot.
"It's true that a horse loses weight without a night's work!" Zhu Zi was so happy that he grinned from ear to ear and said, "Brother, if you don't do something, you won't stop doing it. All the people around you who are watching the excitement have done it, right?"
As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of curses all around. Those who were watching the excitement were so frightened that they saw the tricks of these two bitches and ran away with their heads in arms.
Next, the two bitches were like this all the way, showing off their treasures and cheating. Some idiots who didn't know how to promote themselves and were greedy for profit came to them. They were killed by the two bitches directly. They searched for corpses and treasures in broad daylight. It only took three or four days. time, by himThe man killed fifty or sixty goblins.
It caused a lot of rumors among the demons in the world.
"Fellow Taoist, have you heard that there are two guys who specialize in hanging treasures and beating sap!? One is a thin man with a sharp mouth and a gill, and the other is a pig-headed one!"
"I heard it! But I heard it's a bull monster and a goat spirit!"
"No, no! He's a worm and centipede spirit, obediently. He's so good at scraping the ground that he doesn't even have his underwear left!"
"If you meet me in the future, run away quickly!"
"Yes, yes!"
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"Third brother, why haven't any idiots come close to you in the past two days? When they saw our shadows, they all disappeared in a f*****g way, but why? Is my brother too handsome?"
"Brother, modesty is your greatest advantage."
"I feel so too."
"Are we being too cruel and making others afraid?"
"How to say?"
"These past few days, we have been killing and stealing in broad daylight in full view of everyone. I'm afraid word of our tricks has spread. When people see you, they feel more confused than visiting a grave. Who dares to come?"
Above the clouds, the two bitches were walking and talking, sighing.
Seeing that the Nuwa Palace was approaching, Huang Shiren, no matter how bold he was, did not dare to resort to this method again, and summoned Jin Dasheng and others.
Eight people gathered together to check the results.
Among the four teams, Huang Shiren and Zhu Zizhen had the most fruitful results. Not only did they produce fifty or sixty demon elixirs, but they also produced three or two attractive magic weapons.
The other teams also had good harvests, with demon pills scattered all over the place.
The worst ones are Jin Dasheng and Yang Xian. These two bitches, Jin Dasheng is a master who does not cause trouble, and Yang Xian is a cautious person. He is not familiar with the sap method and only managed seven or eight demon pills. They are despised and despised by everyone.
?????????????????????????? Hundreds of demon elixirs, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and purple, filled with brilliance and demonic aura, are placed all over the floor! These bitches didn't care and sat on top of a mountain to divide the treasure.
Demonic clouds flew around one after another. Seeing the demonic light here, they flew over to see the strange things. When they saw the faces of these eight people, they were all scared to death.
"Ah! It turns out it's those bitches! Leave quickly!"
"My dear mother! You've encountered a ruthless man, second brother, leave quickly, or you'll be beaten to death if you're too late!"
"Little sister, run away! That one over there is the legendary master who likes to sign language!"
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The first one of the demons was scared away, and the next one caught up and was scared away again. This repeated, but the eight bitches were not surprised and were determined to divide the treasure.
"Let's separate some magic weapons first." Huang Shiren is the boss, so he is naturally the host: "Thousands of miles of smoke are released, and thousands of flying knives are very powerful. If given time, Tao is a good magic weapon. Fifth brother, you are the most suitable, so I give it to you."
Jin Dasheng, Zhu Zizhen, and Yang Xian all have magic weapons, but the remaining people are very tight on money, so Huang Shiren naturally takes care of them first.
The golden-haired marmot and Wanli Liuyan are very vicious. Chang Hao is a snake spirit, and the poison in his mouth is a bit weak. If he uses the poisonous mist to temper the thousands of flying knives, it will be a life-saving magic weapon.
Chang Hao accepted it and was extremely happy.
"Sixth brother keeps this soul-fixing mirror." Huang Shiren threw a bronze mirror to Dai Li.
The soul-fixing mirror was obtained by Huang Shiren by knocking on a goblin who was actually a bronze mirror. Over the years, this mirror has been contaminated with immortal power and has become a spirit. The most magical function of this mirror is to fix people's soul. Of course, it is incomparable with Huang Shiren's Jiujiu Hongjun Soul-Removing Gourd, but Zhu Zizhen originally Almost immobilized.
Dai Li is a dog spirit, and the dog treasure on hand is similar to Jin Dasheng¡¯s bezoar. With the help of this soul-fixing mirror, the chance of success will naturally increase.
"Thank you, brother!"
"This five-color soul-calling flag is for my seventh brother."
The five-color soul-calling flag is the real name of the Taiyi Fairy Fairy. As soon as the flag comes out, thousands of souls are swallowed up, and it is extremely ferocious. Unfortunately, the fairy's moral character is too low, and he died tragically under Huang Shiren's stick. Wu Long Centipede is a spirit, and the black mist of his life that he emits can confuse his opponents. If he has this flag, he can accumulate countless souls, and then use the poisonous mist to sacrifice him, his power will be boundless.
"Thank you, brother!"
Several brothers got the treasure and were very happy.
"Brother, why don't I have one!" Zhu Zizhen was as swollen as a pig's head and groaned.
"Don't you have that white crystal poisonous needle? You even gave it a slutty name, the Sanyuan Poisonous Needle!" Huang Shiren rolled his eyes at Zhu Zizhen.
Everybody knowsEveryone laughed when they heard about Zhu Zizhen's romantic story. They laughed so much that Zhu Zizhen was embarrassed and had no face to ask any more questions.
After dividing the treasures, Huang Shiren pointed at the hundred or so demon pills in front of him and said with a smile: "The lowest cultivation level of these demon pills is eight hundred and one thousand years, which is just right for my brothers."
Huang Shiren¡¯s proposal was naturally unanimously approved.
Huang Shiren and Jin Dasheng are both Taiyi Golden Immortals, so they are not needed for the time being. Yuan Hong is even more dismissive of that guy. Yang Xian and Zhu Zizhen are already Taiyi Immortals, but Chang Hao, Dai Li, and Wu Long have the lowest cultivation levels. , after some discussion, they simply gave it to the other three.
"Fifth brother, sixth brother, and seventh brother, your cultivation level is still low. You have taken a lot of elixirs in the past few days, and you are almost ready for promotion.
"It's better to take it now. With the help of these demon pills, your cultivation will definitely soar. You can become a Taiyi True Immortal in a day or two. It should be fine!" "Huang Shiren said.
"We listen to my brother." The three of them were overjoyed.
The eight bad guys made up their mind, and Yuan Hong and others protected the law. Huang Shiren watched the three of them take the demon pills one by one, giving them advice and encouragement.
The three of them took so many demonic pills, plus the elixir they had taken before, endless demonic energy surged out of their bodies, and they all groaned. The top of the mountain was simply overflowing with light!
One day later, there were three huge roars of thunder from the top of the mountain, which shook the sky!
Three huge calamity clouds suddenly appeared, and they were connected together. The boundless aura of death enveloped and spread, the sun and the moon lost their light, and the situation changed color!
"Oh no!!!! How can anyone survive the tribulation at this time! There are three people at the same time!"
"What a powerful Jie Yun!"
"Are you stupid!? There are monsters everywhere here, but they dare to survive the tribulation in front of everyone, without being afraid of knocking on the sap!"
"Here, go and try to knock on a sap! Those guys specialize in this!"
"Let's take a look. Three people are going through the tribulation at the same time. Three thunder tribulations are coming at the same time. No matter how powerful they are, they can't withstand it! Maybe they can take advantage of it!"
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Under the thunder tribulation, many bold fairies flew over from afar, waiting to strike.
On the top of the mountain, strong winds were blowing, the air was as heavy as iron, and the breath of death was so heavy that people could hardly breathe.
"Damn, I'm so lucky this time! I don't know if I can withstand these three calamities!" Huang Shiren looked at the calamity clouds covering half the sky and secretly complained!
"I will fight for my brother!" Lao Huang raised his head to the sky and put on a very coquettish posture, trying to withstand these three disasters! #### I received a notice that this book will be recommended by category on Sunday afternoon. Please support me! Ling, thank you Liu Linjie, book friend 1206 and others for the reward. I am so moved that I thank you!