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- Let's talk about the two idiots Huang Shiren and Zhu Zizhen, walking around with innate spiritual treasures hanging around, and they really deceived the five idiots in Xingxiu Hai who were not afraid of death.
"Robbery? Brother, are they going to rob?" Zhu Zizhen turned to look at Huang Shiren and almost suffered internal injuries.
"I am the Fifth Patriarch of Xingxiu Hai, fellow Taoist. If you are wise enough to keep those magic weapons on your body, I can spare your life. Otherwise" The skinny Taoist smiled coldly.
"Otherwise?" Zhu Zizhen asked seriously.
"Otherwise, thousands of swords will fly and become minced meat!" The Taoist took out a small golden bowl from behind, and the sword energy in the bowl was like a rainbow.
"Fellow Taoist, you're going to attack my elder brother! I told him a long time ago not to be so coquettish, but he didn't listen!" Zhu Zizhen rolled his eyes at Huang Shiren, with trembling eyes, and said: "Taoist Master, I didn't The magic weapon, the flesh on his body is hard and rough. If you spare me, I will help you and become my big brother. Just give me one of the magic weapons on his body, okay!?"
Zhu Zizhen jumped away from Huang Shiren's side and saluted the skinny Taoist. His simple-minded behavior made all the Five Ancestors of Xingxiu laugh loudly.
"This bad guy is just soft and soft. It doesn't matter. Kill the skinny guy and then kill the fat pig." Ganshou Taoist said in his heart. "You know what's going on." The skinny Taoist pretended to be magnanimous.
"Thank you so much, Taoist priest! I don't know what the name of Taoist priest is!?" Zhu Zizhen said respectfully.
"I am Taoist Xingxuhai Kunmiao." The skinny Taoist pointed at the golden toad spirit and said, "This is my second younger brother, Taoist Jin Xin."
He then pointed at the remaining three people. The bull monster was called Niuyao, the snake spirit was called Ximensen, and the scorpion spirit was called Bai Jingjing.
Huang Shiren stood in the field, motionless, with his eyes slightly closed. His behavior angered Na Niu Yao.
"Grandma, what a real fairy and little demon, what a grand display! Brother, I did this!" Niu Yao pulled out a mace and rushed over angrily.
"Fellow Taoist, you know the current affairs, and you are indeed a hero. But if you want to join us in Xingxiu Sea, you can't do it without a certificate of surrender?" Taoist Kunmiao smiled coldly and said, "If you kill your elder brother, That¡¯s easy to say.¡±
"The Taoist master really knows my heart! I have long been upset by seeing this big brother. Well, I rake this thing today!" Zhu Zizhen picked up the nine-tooth nail rake and smiled.
"The treasure this guy has on hand is pretty good. I'll make it later and take it down, and I'll make another fortune." Taoist Kunmiao was secretly happy.
The bull monster and Zhu Zizhen, one behind the other, rushed towards Huang Shiren.
"You kid, you are pretending to be big when you are about to die! I'll give you a blow from Grandpa Niu!" Niu Yao shouted loudly and raised the mace, extremely fierce.
"Niu'er, you have to have a style as a demon. You talk so much, do you have the demeanor of a bird?" Huang Shiren laughed twice.
"This guy has a mouth on my face, I can say whatever I want!?"
"I'm afraid your mouth won't be on your face anymore."
"Why!?" The bull monster asked loudly.
Then, he saw Huang Shiren stretched out his finger and pointed behind him.
The bull monster was surprised. He turned around and saw a black shadow crashing down with a roar!
Boom! Zhu Zizhen's nine-tooth nail rake weighed more than 7,000 kilograms, and he used all of Lao Zhu's brute force. With a bang, the head of a cow was smashed to pieces. Taixiao in the rake directly smashed the bull monster with a thunderous breath. The soul becomes flying!
This scene happened suddenly, even Taoist Kunmiao was stunned.
"You motherfucker! You dare to attack my eldest brother, and your life has been in vain!" Zhu Zizhen kicked the bull monster away and laughed.
"Damn it, what you did just now seems to me to be true." Huang Shiren couldn't laugh or cry.
"Brother, what I said is indeed true. If these people can really do something to you, I will definitely be a kid." Zhu Zizhen, a guy like him, danced his rake coquettishly, looked at the body of the bull monster, and asked again Said: "Brother, there is something I don't understand!"
"What's the matter?"
"This bull monster is called Niu Yao. Are there Kun Miao, Jin Xin, Ximensen, and Bai Jingjing over there? Why do these names all have three characters on top of each other?"
"Idiot, you still know a few words! Of course, this Niu Yao probably owes soil to the five elements, so it is named Yao."
"Oh! Brother is educated!" Zhu Zizhen pointed at the remaining four people: "Then Kun Miao owes money, Jin Xin owes gold, and Simonson owes wood Oh, brother, this chick My name is Bai Jingjing, what do you owe me?!"
"This guy!" Huang Shiren realized at this moment that this stupid Zhu Zi was really worse than himself.
When Taoist Kunmiao saw the death of a brother and heard such words, he was so angry that he was so angry that he refused to answer and shouted: "Brothers, become these two idiots and avenge Niu Yao! "
"kill!"
Four demons, armed with weapons, came rushing towards him.
"Brother, block it! I'll cover you!" Zhu Zizhen shrank his neck and gave up the three male monsters to Huang Shiren. He ran towards Bai Jingjing, but said dishonestly: "Little sister Jingjing." , Aren¡¯t you five elements in need of the sun? Come on, come on, brother, I can satisfy you!¡±
The four demons of the stars were so angry that they howled and screamed.
"What a reckless thing!" Huang Shiren smiled coldly, took out the wind and thunder stick, and knocked Ximensen into a pulp with one blow. Then he bent down and covered Jin Xin with the two layers of ice and fire. Three thousand weak water and ninety-nine Under eighty-one flying knives, the guy didn't even grunt and turned into pus and blood!
Huang Shiren¡¯s methods made Taoist Kunmiao look ashen! This guy is obviously a true immortal. Why is he so powerful? He killed two of his brothers in just one move!
"Death!" Kun Miao shouted sharply, clasping the golden bowl in his hand, and saw more than ten thousand flying knives shooting out from the gold foil, densely covering half of the sky!
"It's your fate that you can die under my thousands of smokes!" This magic weapon is Kun Miao's favorite magic weapon. Seeing that Huang Shiren has no way to hide, he laughs.
"That idiot is finished!" The demons watching the excitement all sighed.
"Thousands of smoke? It's very coquettish. However, I wonder if it is the opponent of my Bagua Longxu Pa?" Huang Shiren chuckled, took out Empress Shiji's Bagua Longxu Pa, and threw it into the sky.
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not good! Kun Miao had done a lot of sap beatings, and lost his proud magic weapon. Knowing that this time it was in Huang Shiren's hands, he shouted at Bai Jingjing: "Sister Jingjing, the wind is tight, flash!"
After saying that, he didn¡¯t care whether the scorpion spirit lived or died, and ran away in a hurry!
"You idiot! You still want to escape!" Huang Shiren shook his head, waved his hand, and a stream of light penetrated Kun Miao's lower body.
Kun Miao only felt the chrysanthemums go cold. Before he could react, he only heard a bad laugh from behind: "My darling, explode for me!"
Poof! There was a muffled sound, Taoist Kunmiao screamed, and it exploded into a shower of blood and minced meat in mid-air!
"My dear mother! Who is that guy? This is too cruel!" Seeing this scene, the demons onlookers subconsciously looked at each other's anus, their scalps getting cold.
After killing Kun Miao, he put away his magic weapon, only to find a small golden bowl, containing ten thousand flying knives tempered with three flavors of real fire. It was well held, and Huang Shiren was very satisfied.
After wiping the sweat from his forehead, Huang Shiren looked at Zhu Zizhen and almost turned his nose in anger.
That scorpion is white and has the weakest cultivation, so it is no real match for Zhu Zi.
This bad thing made a whining sound with its nine-toothed rake, specifically attacking Bai Jingjing¡¯s vital parts, causing the banshee to panic.
"Sister Jingjing, you owe me exactly the most, haha, I'll help you! How about it?"
"Sister Jingjing, I heard that you have a method of dual cultivation in the West. I am very capable. Please consider it."
"Sister Jingjing, if you want to obey me, I can just step in the door!"
The mouth is crooked and the hands are unambiguous. The bullshit in this guy's mouth makes the scorpion's face look like peach blossoms.
"Third brother, you bastard! I've already finished cleaning up, why are you still chattering! You're so unclean!" Huang Shiren shouted.
"Brother! I've been a fairy for thousands of years, but I'm still a virgin! This girl is like a fairy. It's a pity to kill her with a rake! Let's open the meat, is it possible!? Why don't you come first later, and I'll be second-hand!?"
It made Huang Shiren so angry that he didn¡¯t know whether to laugh or cry!
¡°If I had known this guy was like this, I wouldn¡¯t have taken Jin Dasheng to Jin¡¯ao Island.
I have my heart!
"Hey! Bai Jingjing, several of your brothers have been cheated by me. I think you are pretty, so if you obey my brother, I will spare your life!" Huang Shiren likes the beauty of adults the most.
How could Bai Jingjing beat Zhu Zizhen? He was in a hurry. After hearing Huang Shiren's words, he turned around and saw that all the brothers had turned into ashes. Beware, his heart felt cold.
She is a demon, and the demon world values ??strength and has no moral integrity. Seeing this scene, she put away the flying sword in her hand, put on an infinitely seductive look, and said: "Two brothers, one of them is a girl, very soft, I hope you will love me."
Ha ha ha ha. Zhu Zi danced for joy, put away the rake, rushed to Bai Jingjing, and said: "Of course! Sister Jingjing, let's get in touch first!"
"I wonder how to contact Brother Zhu? There are too many people here."??Inconvenient, how about at night? "The scorpion spirit exhaled like blue, and his body swayed forward and backward. It was so fascinating that one's bones were numb.
Zhu Zizhen looked around and saw a pair of bright eyes. He thought to himself: Damn, I want to feast my eyes on you!
He said hurriedly: "That's what Sister Jingjing said. However, I need to contact the two white pigeons on your body first!"
After saying that, a pair of salty hands stretched out and grasped the two waves on Bai Jingjing's chest, and her mouth watered.
"Well, it all depends on Brother Zhu." The scorpion spirit was ashamed and angry, and seeing Huang Shiren standing next to him with a fierce look, he had no choice but to obey.
Zhu Zizhen is such a guy. He held two big white pigeons and rubbed them, squeezed them, and kneaded them. He had such a great time playing that his beautiful white pigeons panted.
"Brother Zhu, what are you really doing?"
"To keep in touch, I'm talking to Bai Ge."
"Speak then then why your hands are pinched and rubbed"
"Oh, you don't understand Sister Jingjing, I'm using sign language!"
It can bring joy to Huang Shiren and the countless monsters around him who are watching the excitement!
This bitch! He actually has better skills than me! It seems that if you want to be a big brother, you will have to work hard in the future. Huang Shiren smiled.
That scorpion spirit, so majestic in Xingxiu Sea, ended up in such a world today. A banshee was treated like this in front of everyone. The five spirit gods were so angry that their chests burned with three flavors of fire. They thought in their hearts: I can be so mean to me. I will die. I won¡¯t let you go either!
With a slight smile on his face, he said in a low voice: "Brother Zhu, there are still two pieces of meat behind me. Can you come and sign with me too?"
After saying that, he turned around, revealing his big fat buttocks, and twisted his slender waist, which almost caused Zhu Zi¡¯s nose to bleed.
"Okay, okay! That's easy to talk about!" Zhu Zizhen happily stretched out his hand.
"You bitch, die!" The scorpion spirit's face changed, and a sharp black object appeared behind him, and it stabbed Zhu Zizhen on the head like a mountain! ###The first update is sent. Germany lost and felt very bad. well. Fellow Taoists, please give me some encouragement! - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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