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- Chapter 16 Map Cannon and Jin Jia La
As for the tyrant, the beloved concubine and the breast-grabbing emperor are the gods of the sun, moon and stars?? Well, who made the sun god symbolize "pure power", which is male, and the moon god symbolizes "kindness and gentleness", which is motherhood, and stars Symbolizing "unpredictability" is the mistress (wait! What does the mistress mean?! Is the relationship in the First Emperor's gay group so complicated?!). (¡¶¡·7*
However, these three people were all demons in the traditional sect classification, but now they have suddenly transformed into gods, which is a slightly bigger leap. Now the people are a little hot-headed, and they still cheer and accept it, but when they go home, they may be a little confused when they think about it carefully, right? ¡ª¡ªBut these are issues that need to be considered later.
"Oh, Fit-chan, it turns out I'm a god!" After hearing the nonsense of Sono God, Nanoha happily took her beloved concubine's hand and said, "And Fit-chan is also a god, so great!"
"Well, yesit's indeed exciting." The beloved concubine's reaction was not exciting at all. She just smiled gently with a slightly puzzled expression, "But of course it would be better if I knew earlier" "
How could it have been known earlier? ! Jiang Yucheng knew very well. If the prerequisite for becoming a big shot is to fool yourself and let others be fooled at the same time, then there is no doubt about Enshen. This requirement has been successfully met.
" However, in this world, Yuanshen is not the only one who is good at deceiving people. Just as Enshen was making an impassioned speech, thunder suddenly exploded in the sky. In just a few seconds, the originally clear blue sky was immediately covered by dark clouds.
"This is Hawkeye 1. An unknown target has been detected!" On an E-2D early warning aircraft responsible for air defense warning in the air, the radar operator suddenly discovered a strange target on the screen, "located at bearing 030, distance 080 !¡±
"What? This is the location of Grisma Cathedral!" The officers left behind in the eadc suddenly became nervous, "Dragon Knight, go take a look - stay vigilant!"
"This is the leader of the Dragoons, received. ("" Attention all 7* Dragoons, bearing 030, distance 080, prepare to fight!" A squadron of F-14e "Battle Cat" fighters in charge of Grisma air defense in the air , began to fly in the direction of the cathedral.
"A devil who overestimates his own abilities and an ant who deceives himself and others, do you want to confuse right and wrong with your eloquent tongue and talk nonsense?"
The image of the Patriarch of the Empire appeared above the church - the old face of the Patriarch, as well as the wrinkles and age spots on his face, weighed heavily on the sky, covering an area of ??nearly one square kilometer.
The members of epla burst out laughing when they saw this old man - it is said that this man has presided over numerous absentee trials of rebel leaders, and has also posted many times that "the leader of the republican rebels xx was captured alive and burned to death again yesterday" information. At the moment, it's like Ping Kefu flattening the wet. Because of excessive bragging, his credit has already been ruined. It's just adding to the jokes.
However, for ordinary citizens, the appearance of the Patriarch still shocked them. Of course, it was not so much because of the majesty of the Patriarch, but rather because they had never seen such a large-scale magical image transmission town - a human face with a face so big that it could cover the sky. The Patriarch's behavior made them feel that "although they can't understand it, he looks so powerful."
Among the people present, the only one who was truly indignant about this was our best friend and map-drawing expert, Nanoha Takamachi, the leader of the Elf clan. It seemed that she was still immersed in the bullshit that Madoka had just boasted, so she was very dissatisfied with the patriarch's words, so she shouted loudly at the top of her voice: "Who is the devil?! Who is the devil?! You are the devil! Your whole family is a devil!!"
"Such acts of transgression and blasphemy have made you unpardonable." Of course the Patriarch could not hear the tyrant's cry, "Your Majesty has issued a jihad order to mobilize all humans around the world to form a holy army (heaven). Voice: Holy Army? Aren¡¯t the Holy Army a bunch of gays? They¡¯re going to crusade against you and so on.¡±
After Jiang Yucheng heard this, he actually had no feelings at all - this surprised himself. "Ah, that's good, that's good. Enemies from all over the world are coming to attack us, so we don't have to search for them all over the world."
The Patriarch only focused on his own impassioned speech and did not take into account the reaction of anyone below him. Indeed, the amplification effect of the two-way transmission magic circle would give him a very superior illusion. That is, the people below were as small as Like ants. (¡¶¡·7*In fact, many of the people below have already surpassed the patriarch in power. What is particularly unwise for him is that he pissed off the most dangerous one among them.
"Hmph, you can just call me a devil¡ª¡ª" The tyrant panted (you must have shouted too loudly just now) and took out the "Pesticide Heart" angrily.?Then I will use the devil's method to convince you! ! starlight¡ª¡ª"
"Damn it," Jiang Yucheng shouted, "Here is the Overlord - the big map cannon is coming, let the people in the sky retreat quickly!"
"Target locked, ready" The F-14e was preparing to launch the "Phoenix" missile, but suddenly heard the panicked cry of the E-2D radar operator in the earphones:
"Attention all units - map cannons are about to be fired below, retreat immediately!"
"Holy shit!!" the pilots exclaimed in unison, pulling up the control sticks at the same time. The F-14e turned over like a kite and left the sky above the cathedral.
"Breaker!"
A pink beam of light pointed straight into the sky, and the Patriarch's face seemed to be projected onto a whirlpool on the water, distorted - and that whirlpool was, of course, the location where the Tyrant's map cannon fired. The Patriarch's face, along with his furrows and wrinkles, was pinched and deformed in a clockwise direction, and his voice was inaudible. However, it still hasn't disappeared completely. It seems that the power of the map cannon is not enough.
"Dome mode, turn on!"
The tyrant shouted at the top of his lungs, and the "Pesticide Heart" immediately grew countless (1,800 according to the concubine later) golden floating cannons like real golden garbage. They are also pointing to the sky just like the original body in the hands of the tyrant.
"Full power - full power!" The tyrant's roar resounded across the sky. This time it wasn't as simple as a map cannon - the vortex in the sky was spinning rapidly, and the dark clouds were all gathering towards the center like water flowing into a sinkhole.
The cyclone quickly developed from high altitude to the ground, and strong winds began to blow in the square. Everyone lowered their heads and protected their faces. Only Madoka stood motionless in the strong wind - her white dress rustling like a flag in the wind.
"Grandma," Jiang Yucheng cried bitterly, "hurry up and let everything in the sky fly farther!"
As if she was afraid of being blown away by the strong wind, Lieutenant Onion Lady hugged the pillar next to her tightly, "The radio seems to have been interrupted!"
"What? Is it because of the fluctuations caused by the Anji mode slb?"
"Holy shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!!!!" The pilots in the air looked at the crazy instruments in front of them and yelled at the microphone - of course, no one could hear their curses. . The huge fighter jet was like a leaf in the strong wind.
"Boom!" The tyrant gently put down the "Pesticide Heart", "It's really tiring to be a god." Upon seeing this, the beloved concubine immediately went to help the tyrant, who was already losing strength.
The dark clouds that the Patriarch had gathered to enhance clarity have now all disappeared, and the sky has become clearer than before. It seems that regardless of whether the tyrant is the sun god or not, at least now she has begun to fulfill her duties of driving away clouds and clearing the sky.
"Is this the end?" Jiang Yucheng looked at the sky and thought to himself, "The patriarch of the empire is no better."
"Hahahahaha!" A hearty laugh like that of Curator Jin rang out again - the old face of the Patriarch appeared in the sky again.
The "abominable" tyrant looked helplessly at her old face in the sky - now she has no fighting power.
"Why is this beast so annoying?" The F-14 pilots, who had just recovered from their miserable state, were also very angry. "Who still has the Phoenix?!" After the communication was restored, the lead pilot shouted loudly.
"Captain, this thing should have no entity, and the missile should be useless." Another pilot reminded, "But if it is magic, we can try our integrated magic electronic warfare system."
"Well, this seems to be a good idea. Please pay attention to all units and turn on the electronic jamming mode!"
Since the AN/APG-77 active phased array radar also has strong electronic countermeasures capabilities, these F-14e are also equipped with a newly developed integrated magic electronic warfare system - according to the research results of the Magic Research Department, this world's Any magic is actually related to electromagnetic waves. Although I don't understand the principle, epla can now suppress and interfere with magic through electronic warfare equipment.
As the F-14e activated the airborne electronic warfare system, the Archbishop speaking in the air suddenly lost his voice, leaving only a single picture. "Boss, this new electronic warfare system works well!" an operator on the e-2d early warning aircraft said to the captain.
"Should we let him say something else?" Another operator suggested - the electronic warfare equipment on e-2d is stronger and can even "force in" and modify the opponent's magic.
"Okay." The captain nodded, "What should we sing?"
"Don't worry about what you're singing, just connect the computer first."
Then, after the Patriarch¡¯s voice disappeared, bursts of singing echoed in Grisma.?Over the church:
"One bag of fertilizer mixed with gold garbage can be used to spread two bags. Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped, so gold garbage is used."
"Fat man!!!" the captain was furious, "Did you use your computer to log onto site B again last night?!"
"Fertilizer mixed with gold and garbage has a wheat yield of 1,800 per mu. Japan lacks resources and must use gold and garbage. Food will no longer be imported from the United States!!!"
"How many times have I told you not to use the computer on the plane to go to site B - do you really want to be punished this time?!" the captain yelled, "Next time you let me see it, I will definitely punish you. You go to the Military Justice Department! You bunch of nerds, I don¡¯t know who it was last time, actually used the computer to download the film, and the machine was poisoned and almost burned out the radar - the most deceiving thing is, the download was actually Calabash Baby or tmd Censored! And "Scientific Super Fertilizer Cannon" is too old! It would be better to replace it with "His Royal Highness, the World's No. 1"!"
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