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    Chapter 20 Colonel Joel

    Since there are other things in the exclusive space, the space that can be allocated to wine is limited, so this can only be used as a last resort.  (¡¶¡·Íø.com) If the container inside is also full, then Jiang Yucheng will really fall short.

    But at the moment, it seems that there is obviously no need for him to worry about this - after drinking the last glass of wine, King Billy finally couldn't control himself and fell on the table, unconscious.

    Several dwarf attendants stepped forward helplessly and dragged the drunk King Billy out of the banquet hall.

    "Haha, a complete victory," Jiang Yucheng laughed secretly in his heart, "This heroic spirit's physique is too powerful."

    "General, are you okay?" Seeing Jiang Yucheng's expression seemed a little strange, Hughes thought Jiang Yucheng drank too much and hurt his body.

    "Ah, it's nothing," Jiang Yucheng shook his head, "It's just that I have to go to the toilet quickly."

    The heroic spirit physique "Colonel Joel" that Jiang Yucheng exchanged before is actually a "heroic spirit" that actually existed in history - from a certain perspective, it may be inappropriate to say this, because maybe this person is still alive in the world.  :

    In the late 1980s, China, which had just reconciled with the Soviet Union, negotiated with the Soviet Union to introduce Su-27 "Flanker" fighter jets.  Shaposhnikov, the last Minister of Defense of the Soviet Union who participated in the negotiations at the time, once told a reporter from the Red Star newspaper that as Commander-in-Chief of the Air Force, he accompanied the delegation of the Ministry of Defense and the Military Industrial Commission to Beijing to participate in the sale.  Negotiations on the Su-27 aircraft.  (¡¶¡·Íø.com)

    Because relations between the two countries had just thawed at that time, both sides felt a little uncomfortable contacting each other again after more than 20 years apart.  Before the banquet started, a certain Arbat Military District chief said to the Chinese reception staff in a carefree manner: "If the wine cannot be ordered, don't serve it. It is not something a man should drink."

    Like the dwarves, overpowering the other party at the wine table is also a "negotiation principle" adhered to by the Soviet generals.  These generals have used this method before to ridicule their counterparts in friendly countries such as North Korea, Vietnam, and India.  As a result, this time, these generals never dreamed that their tried and tested tactics would actually cause them to capsize in the gutter this time.

    During the banquet, a seemingly inconspicuous staff officer in the Chinese delegation was appointed as the wine commander.  The senior colonel staff officer in the air force uniform was a guy as thin as a bamboo pole. If he were walking on the streets of Moscow wearing a military coat, he would probably be able to fly like a kite if a gust of wind blew over him.

    At first, the Soviet generals thought that the Chinese comrades were reluctant to part with the expensive Maotai liquor, so they sent such a wine commander to fool them.  But what no one expected was that this man drank wine like a donkey drinking water.  The most terrible thing is that his favorite is to mix liquor and beer in a large crystal cup and drink it in one go.

    Russians are a drink-loving nation, but even so, what they fear most is "Yorsh", which mixes vodka and beer.  In the end, all 17 generals from the delegation were carried out of the banquet hall.  In this way, the "Ustinov Law" of "defeating the opponent at the wine table" proposed by Marshal Ustinov was conversely used on the Soviet generals themselves.

    What happened next was even funny to Shaposhnikov himself.  In the subsequent negotiations, the attitude of the Chinese negotiators was obviously much higher - and correspondingly, those Soviet generals who had been convinced were as disgraced as if they had suffered a defeat and could not even speak.  Much quieter.  "¡·Íø.com However, when leaving Beijing, China, which had just made a small fortune in the reform and opening up, still presented a large number of exquisite gifts as comfort to the "defeated".

    However, the story did not end here - two years later, at a banquet hosted by Russia to welcome the Chinese naval delegation, a sharp-eyed Russian official recognized "Colonel Yorsh" at a glance -  This man has obviously gained a lot of weight, and his face has become more rosy, but this time he has changed into the uniform of the Chinese navy.

    Of course, the official did not make any announcement, but quietly told Marshal Shaposhnikov.  In 1997, when General Lin Hu, commander of the Chinese Air Force, visited Russia and tested the Su-30, Marshal Shaposhnikov asked this question at a gathering.  Ever since, he finally got the answer from General Lin:

    It turns out that this "Colonel Joel" was just an irrelevant service officer at first, and he has a special physique - his body can secrete a special enzyme, with which he can never be indoctrinated.  drunk.  At that time, General Lin, who was in charge of the Su-27 introduction project and had some Russian ancestry, was very familiar with the character and behavior of Russians.? Therefore, before the meeting, he specifically removed the officer from the canteen he managed and gave him a difficult task.

    "The motherland needs your stomach to conquer these damn Russians!" General Lin said to him at that time.  And this "Colonel Joel" completed the task perfectly and received a commendation.  When the naval delegation set off for Moscow, the man was seconded to the navy to perform the same arduous task.

    And now, the "Colonel Joel" physique that Jiang Yucheng exchanged has given him this miraculous ability that can never be drunk.  Ever since, at the previous banquet, King Billy and the Ninth Elder, who were able to win over 100 Jiang Yucheng, were successfully pushed by Jiang Yucheng. According to the convention, the winner has the right to enjoy the loser's chrysanthemum (heavy fog)  )

    During the negotiation on the second day, Jiang Yucheng clearly felt that the opponent's confidence had been greatly reduced due to the defeat in the previous battle of the wine table - so Jiang Yucheng took the initiative and relied on his sharp tongue (also redeemable)  King Billy and the Ninth Elder were all speechless.

    In the end, a deal that made Jiang Yucheng burst out laughing was finally reached: a comprehensive cooperation treaty was signed between New Nippori and the Principality of Emera.  Both sides keep their borders open, allowing citizens to come and go freely, and each enjoys full citizenship rights.  At the same time, the Emera government will also provide technical guidance for industrial development to help the dwarves integrate into the new era of industrialization.

    The training, logistics and equipment of the dwarf army are all guaranteed by epla. At the same time, the dwarves need to provide epla with at least 5,000 craftsmen and 10,000 young and middle-aged men (preferably retired soldiers) - this is very important for New Nippori, which has a population of 400,000.  It's not that difficult to say.

    Since Emera guarantees that dwarves have equal citizenship rights, and the wages and benefits of Southern Industrial Group and EPLA are very generous (the most attractive thing to dwarves is the Maotai liquor specially provided by the army to dwarves), therefore, the restaurant opened in New Nippori  The epla Recruitment Office easily recruited a large number of dwarves who were willing to go to Cassandra.

    As a result, a large number of dwarves who were tired of the boring life in the dense forest and underground walked out of the Nizhny Tagil Forest.  Plunge into the colorful world of Cassandra.  The Emera government, military and various factories also welcome these outstanding technical talents and warriors.  And these dwarves also used their hard work, generous personalities, and slightly silly brain circuits to make the humans in the territory quickly accept their chubby new neighbors.

    As a large number of dwarf technicians who mastered projection magic and analytical magic joined the major military factories under Emera Southern Industrial Group, the first mass-produced Type 99 main battle tank was produced by Emera itself.  It quickly came off the production line and joined the epla army's new 38th Army.  This tank only cost less than 2,000 energy points.

    In this way, in the next few weeks, the Emera arsenal, which had everything ready and only needed the east wind, began to work like steamed buns after receiving the "east wind" from the dwarf mechanics, one after another.  Ztz-99 tanks, ztz-96 tanks, zbd-04 infantry fighting vehicles and plz-05 self-propelled howitzers began to come off the production line and entered the newly formed 38th Group Army of EPLA.

    At the same time, the dwarf soldiers were all filled up one by one into the newly formed 110th Mechanized Infantry Division and the 1st Armored Division of the 38th Group Army.  Hughes, Gao Cheng and the others soon discovered that these dwarves were simply born warriors. Not only were they physically stronger than the human recruits, their marksmanship and fighting and grappling skills were incredible, but they could also learn all kinds of tactical moves without showing any signs of failure.  His usual silly look.

    Of course, the real talent of these dwarves is not to be infantry, but to be armorers and artillerymen. According to Gao Cheng's reaction, there are many aspects of the armor training syllabus originally aimed at humans that are completely worthless to dwarves: as long as they have the opportunity to get on the vehicle,  It only takes a day for dwarves to become all-round elite armored soldiers who can drive, fire cannons, and repair cars.  What needs training is just coordinated operations such as infantry and tank coordination.

    Later, as more dwarves joined epla, the third division of the newly formed 38th Group Army, the Second Armored Division, was also formally established.  Since the vast majority of the combat personnel of the division were dwarves from Nippori, and the division performed extremely well in subsequent battles, the division was finally awarded the honorary title of "Philosopher" by the EPLA General Staff.  On the tanks and other vehicles of the division, in addition to EPLA's red star, they all have a male soul logo prominently printed on them.

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