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- Chapter 19 The battle at the wine table
"These generals are the special envoys of my friends in New Nippori. They are here today. Naturally, I, New Nippori, must fulfill my friendship as a landlord. (""Network 7*)" King Billy said, "I have prepared some wine. One table, I hope some generals will appreciate it."
"Thank you, Your Majesty." Jiang Yucheng nodded, "Haha, is this the legendary hidden trump card of the dwarf clan's negotiations?" He thought to himself, "It's a pity that it really doesn't work this time."
Like the Russians on Earth, dwarves are also a race that loves to drink - almost all dwarves, regardless of gender, old or young, are all wine-tank-level characters. According to the standards of the Celestial Empire, a person can drink two or three times. There is no pressure on a kilogram of liquor.
Although the dwarves are a relatively "above and aboveboard" race and are unwilling to engage in all kinds of intrigues, this does not mean that the dwarves are all fools who can be fooled by others. On the contrary, the dwarves have their own set of general negotiation tactics that can give full play to the advantages of their race - that is, banquets.
Although the high-ranking dwarves in New Nippori are not ignorant people who are blind and deaf, and they all agree with the necessity of cooperation between dwarves and epla, it is also necessary to strive for as much benefit as possible for this race during negotiations.
But now, as the "leading party", Quasimodo, out of pity for Jiang Yucheng (he believed that Jiang Yucheng could not possibly compete with King Billy and the Nine Elders who drank more than himself), quietly Revealed the "hidden rules" of the dwarves in negotiations to Jiang Yucheng.
Of course, he didn’t know that this vital information would provide Jiang Yucheng with an excellent opportunity to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger.
————————————————The dividing line of banquet————————————————
That night, New Nippori Palace, banquet hall
"General, first of all, please allow me to introduce you to everyone. ""网.com" As the host, King Billy, who was shirtless and wearing only a pair of shorts (this is a philosophical custom), stood up first to introduce, "These are the nine elders of our New Nippori Senate. You already know the one at the front - he is the chief elder of the Senate and the strongest dwarf, Muji Kazuya."
Muji, who was also wearing only a pair of briefs, stood up and began to touch his whole body from head to head - especially his vagina. His serious expression made Jiang Yucheng feel very funny.
“It’s Muji’s self-movement,” Jiang Yucheng, who had already mastered philosophy in his previous life, secretly sighed in his heart, “Should BGM be changed to Super♂kazuya at this time?”
In the new Nippori in another dimension, Muyoshi Kazuya (real name Danny Lee in the third dimension) is the strongest human being, Billy's good rival and comrade-in-arms, and a member of the League of Legends. He competes with Billy for the top spot in the League of Legends. It's time to lose. Special moves include God's Rescue, Unknown Territory, etc. Its exclusive BGM: super♂kazuya can be said to be one of the most famous music in Brother's BGM. Its erotic actions such as touching oneself and pulling seaweed underwear are still talked about today.
“Beside Elder Muji is the dark fairy, van darkholme—commonly known as van 様.”
"ou" Van, who was wearing a suit similar to S?M, stood up and said to Jiang Yucheng and his party.
"Oh my god, is this the legendary fa♂ instrument?" Hearing this familiar voice, Jiang Yucheng seemed to have returned to the time when he was brainwashed by the fa♂ instrument at AB station in his previous life.
"The third one is Bayonetta ♂ Beorandi - by the way, Elder Beorandi and Elder Muji are the only two dwarves who have almost defeated this king. ("".com) "King Billy continued to introduce.
"My king has rewarded you," the demon man stood up and said
Next, King Billy introduced the remaining five elders of the Senate in turn: Gosaku Kamada, who has always wanted to become a crab, "Riki no Kinkaku", a learner of the secret of intercrotal friction, and his younger brother. "Singagi no Ginkaku", Yuji Jonouchi, who once challenged King Billy but was defeated with one hand, changed his past and finally learned the secrets of philosophy, and the only female elder, Queen Chichiraru of the Fairy.
"I guess, this Senate is too philosophical." Jiang Yucheng couldn't help but sweat profusely after seeing these familiar brothers in front of him who turned into dwarves and appeared in another world. "Well, my mission is just to negotiate anyway." , the profound meaning of philosophy is not something that mere mortals like us can understand. Let’s ignore that.”
"Come here, serve the wine!" King Billy shouted to the dwarf attendant next to him, "If the wine cannot be ordered, don't serve it. It is not something that believers in philosophy should drink."
"Yes, my king." Several dwarf attendants understood and walked down
"Haha, is it really a classic routine of the dwarves?" Jiang Yucheng secretly thought, "No"This time, I came prepared."
After Quasimodo’s guidance, Jiang Yucheng understood at a glance that this was the “hidden rule” fixed by the dwarves before negotiations. It's been like this since the old days. The best move of the dwarves is to serve high-strength soju at the banquet (formal banquet) before the negotiation is about to begin, and then drink it in one gulp in front of the stunned negotiators of the other side.
Although for hundreds of years, countries and races that have negotiated with dwarves have had their fair share of drinkers, but considering the differences in race and geographical location, there are not many booze drinkers who can be as happy as dwarves - let alone Look for this type of alcoholic among a country's diplomatic corps.
Before the empire occupied Emera, the dwarf elders used to ridicule the diplomats and defense force officers of the original Principality of Emera at banquets, embarrassing them and not coming to the stage - because Emera people generally have a low drinking capacity. In fact, if the Emera people had not originally had any prejudice against dwarves, and if New Nippori had monopolized many key technologies at the time, Jiang Yucheng doubted whether the negotiators at the time would have been so patient.
Many dwarves, including King Billy and the Ninth Elder, seem to believe that defeating the opponent at the drinking table is the first step to gaining an absolute psychological advantage - this weird law still affects every dwarf to this day (including the original of Quasimodo).
King Billy picked up the wine glass and said boldly to Jiang Yucheng: "We are guests from afar, let's do our best first. The generals don't have to be restrained, just drink as much as you want. Although our new Nippori is small, the wine we brew is also great." It has a different flavor.”
The glass of wine served by King Billy in front of him was made by blending the spirits brewed by the dwarves themselves with the Maotai liquor "imported" from Emera (more accurately, sent back by Quasimodo) He was called "Jorsh" by the dwarves. This kind of wine is so strong that humans usually drink up to three cups before pouring it down. It is quite similar to the style of "three bowls are not enough" in "Water Margin".
After saying that, King Billy drank the full glass of wine in one gulp and showed the bottom of the glass to Jiang Yucheng.
"Oh my god, there are indeed a lot of fairies in the forest. Back then, Brother Quasimodo and I were like scum in comparison." Jiang Yucheng thought to himself, "However, this time I am different from before. "
"Ryan, just follow what I mean and be careful not to get drunk." Jiang Yucheng said using the headset hidden in the collar of his clothes.
"Yes, sir."
"Thank you very much for the fairies who hosted the banquet for our group." Jiang Yucheng said, and also picked up the cup, "I have heard that the fairies in the forest are among the best heroes. Today I saw that it is true - I have finished this cup. "
With that said, Jiang Yucheng also picked up the cup and drank the wine in one gulp.
“Bah, why does this wine taste so much like Erguotou?” Jiang Yucheng did not forget to complain while drinking, “Could it really be that Erguotou has been mixed with water?”
At this moment, Jiang Yucheng didn’t know that the heroic spirit physique he had redeemed in advance had already begun to take effect.
"Is it okay, sir?" Hughes' worried voice came from the earphones.
“It’s okay, just take a good look at how your commander and I used my iron stomach to subdue these dwarves today,” Jiang Yucheng replied.
In this way, both sides drank cup after cup of "Yorsh" liquor, which was enough to fill a heavy-duty oil tanker truck. Jiang Yucheng's expression showed little change, but the nine elders on the opposite side began to be unable to hold on one by one. Living.
The first to fall was Jonouchi♂ Yuji, who was the weakest in combat, then Gold and Silver Shuangkaku, then Kamada♂ Gosaku, and then Chichiraru and other "contestants" in the hall when the banquet reached its climax. , only Jiang Yucheng, King Billy, Muji, Bayonetta and Van were left. After another half an hour, King Billy was the only one left on the field.
"He drank wine just like a donkey drinking water." Later, Muji once described it this way. "Even us dwarves are in trouble when we encounter "Yorsh". We got this thing out because we originally wanted to A quick victory, but in the end we were tricked by him."
"Come and drink." At this moment, King Billy, whose face was as red as a peach blossom, was already a little delirious.
"Come, cheers, my king!" Jiang Yucheng picked up the wine glass with both hands and brought it to his mouth - at this moment, he could feel that the heroic spirit physique that he had redeemed in advance was about to expire. In order to avoid failure, he decided to use the last resort - he opened an entrance to the exclusive space near the wine glass, blocked it with his hand, and poured the wine into a container prepared in advance in the space.
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