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Ying Chapter 184 The highest realm - the bastard's head-shrinking method

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    Xie Ling saw Wang Lu staring at her blankly, smacking his lips, looking like he was salivating. Then she lowered her head and looked at herself. Her shirt was stuck to her inner bra due to the sweat from when she took out the bra.  Outlining the tall and straight outline, I couldn't help but feel disappointed. My face became hot, I picked up the empty bucket and said, "I'm going to fetch water and let the yellow snakes and loaches vomit out all the soil in their stomachs."

    With great difficulty, they waited until the afternoon, and there was still more than an hour before dinner was cooked, so the four of them started to kill the yellow snake.

    Xie Ling shouted that fried rice noodles were the most delicious. Chen Wei gave her an iron nail and said, "Here."[]

    Xie Ling took it and took a look: "Sister, why are you giving me nails?"

    "Aren't you going to fry the silkworms? Just use nails to cut the live yellowworms into thin strips. By the way, remember to pick out the bones." Chen Wei said.

    ??

    Chen Wei said deliberately: "Then how can we do it? We need to do it while the Huang Wei is alive, remove the internal organs, bones, and blood, so that the fried Huang Wei silk will be fresh and tender, and the cut Huang Wei silk must be eaten as soon as possible.  If the pot is cooked for more than half an hour, the taste will deteriorate."

    Xie Ling looked at the nails in her hand, then at the thick and long yellow snake that was constantly twisting in the bucket, as well as its malicious little eyes and pointed head that resembled a snake's head, and shuddered: "Forget it.  Forget it, I can¡¯t get it, I¡¯d better kill you, sister.¡±

    Chen Wei was so good at scaring Xie Ling that she took advantage of it and was immediately blinded. She tried to reach into the bucket to pick up a yellow snake, but the yellow snake easily twisted around and slipped into the bucket.

    Wang Bi'an, who was watching nearby, had long been impatient and shouted: "Let me do it." He rolled up his sleeves, put it into the bucket and took out a yellow snake, and said proudly: "Mom, this yellow snake is slippery, it must be  You have to use a lot of force."

    Before he finished speaking, Huang Zhi took off his hand and fell to the ground.

    "Catch him quickly." The yard was in chaos.

    Chen Wei, Xie Ling, and Wang Bi'an were all circling around the yellow frog on the bluestone board, holding down the tail without paying attention to the head. The head got stuck, and the tail slipped away again with a flick.

    Wang Lu¡¯s body didn¡¯t allow him to participate in this melee, so he shouted anxiously from the side: ¡°Get some sand or ash and sprinkle it on the yellow snake, and it will not be so slippery.¡±

    In the end, Wang Bi'an was the smart one. He ran to the kitchen, took out two handfuls of firewood ash from the stove, threw it on the yellow snake, cracked its super slippery protective cover, and then caught it back in the bucket.

    Chen Wei and Xie Ling looked at each other in disbelief. Just a single yellow worm made everyone in a hurry, and they were talking about cutting the worm silk.

    Xie Ling said angrily: "Sister, I can't get it, so you should take action." She handed the iron nail to Chen Wei.

    Chen Wei waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no, no. Forget it, let's stop getting the óµË¿ and make braised óµ×˜. You can cut off your head with a knife, right?"

    Even if he is beheading with a knife, someone still has to catch the giant frog. Chen Wei looked at Xie Ling, who shook her head and looked at Wang Bi'an. Wang Bi'an's hands were stained with fluid and dirt from the giant frog, and he was frowning.  Waving his hands, he saw Chen Wei looking over and hurriedly hid behind Wang Lu.

    Wang Lu laughed and said, "What a big deal. Let's get some plant ash and some sand. Pour out the water in the bucket and sprinkle it on the yellow frogs and loaches. Wouldn't it be easier to catch them? Originally, coal was used.  Ash is perfect, but it¡¯s just not available on the mountain.¡±

    Following the method taught by Wang Lu, it turned out that it was much easier to catch the yellow giant frogs. Chen Wei held a kitchen knife in her hand, grabbed one and quickly chopped it into pieces. Although the kitchen knife sometimes hit her body, she managed to clean up a bucket of giant frogs.

    I washed it with water several times before cleaning up the internal organs, bloodshot eyes and plaster all over my body.

    Chen Wei did not waste any time. She quickly boiled a pot of water and blanched the wormwood segments cut into thumb-sized pieces. After picking them up, everyone worked together to remove the mucous membrane on the wormwood segments with clean water - this thing  Too fishy.

    ?Cut shredded ginger, scallions, and chili peppers, fry them in hot oil until fragrant, then add rice wine, soy sauce, rice vinegar, and sugar, and simmer over high heat.

    A few disemboweled loaches are processed separately, put directly into the pressure cooker, add seasonings, then turn to low heat and stew - it would be nice to have a casserole, and some old tofu, it is a loach tofu pot.

    In the evening, the braised pancake and braised loach were extremely tender without adding any MSG. The four of them had full stomachs, and even Wang Lu couldn't help but add half a bowl of rice.

    In the next few days, meat was served at the Dragon King Temple. Wang Lu finally secretly approached Xie Ling and asked her to catch more frogs and go up the mountain. However, when the fried frog meat with green pepper cooked by Wang Lu was served, Chen Wei did not  He didn't complain about anything and even snatched several frog legs from Wang Bian.

    Adequate nutrition, in a happy mood, with a lovely wife, beloved son, and a beautiful concubine¡ªoh, that¡¯s right, it¡¯s a beautiful woman by his side. Wang Lu¡¯s body has finally recovered to the point of recovery.

    This morning, after Wang Lu had a bowl of rice with a plate of fried crayfish, he said, "I want to go down the mountain."

    Chen Wei didn¡¯t say anything to stop her. This was a matter of course. As the only adult male laborer on the mountain, Wang Lu couldn¡¯t possibly let two women and one child support him forever.  Although it is said that being a softie is the highest achievement of a man, Wang Lu obviously does not have the capital to be a pretty boy.

    She looked at Wang Lu and said, "Take care of your hair and beard."

    Wang Lu was stunned, hadn¡¯t he communicated with Chen Wei before about the function of this furry face?  Why are you bringing this up again?

    Chen Wei continued: "Let's start over fresh and fresh."

    Wang Lu understood, this could be regarded as commemorating his resurrection from the dead.

    ? ? Okay, just deal with it.

    Wang Lu was sitting on a small stool in the yard. Chen Wei brought a basin of steaming boiling water, and there was no shaving foam. She directly brought a piece of soap, covered her face with a hot towel, then lathered it with soap, and then  He started to shave carefully with the scraper Wang Lu had found from the barber shop.

    Wang Lu¡¯s beard was very long, and Chen Wei¡¯s hands were raw. From time to time, Wang Lu would grimace in pain, but he was fine, and there was no bloody wound.

    After shaving his beard, Chen Wei was still interested and simply shaved off Wang Lu's hair.

    He forced Wang Lu¡¯s head into the hot water basin and washed it three times with soap.

    Chen Wei wrapped Wang Lu's head with a large bath towel and wiped it well. Then she shook off the bath towel and squinted her eyes in the sun to look at her masterpiece.

    Xie Ling happened to come out of the main hall carrying a fire ax and a woodchopping knife. When she saw Wang Lu, she couldn't help but scream.

    Since Xie Ling first met Wang Lu, this guy has always had a hairy face and has never seen the true face of Lushan. Today, Wang Lu has shaved his face cleaner than a baby's butt, and then he can see clearly.

    Wang Lu winked at Xie Ling: "How's it going, brother looks pretty good, right?"

    To be honest, although Wang Lu is not rich and handsome, he still looks quite upright. It¡¯s just because he was fat before, so he looks plump and round. This time he narrowly escaped death and he lost a lot of weight. It¡¯s just that he has lost a lot of weight every day in the past few days.  I take supplements with high protein, and I don¡¯t say I am fat. I actually have a shadow of the youthful age when I was 21 years old and weighed 120 pounds when I first started working.

    In fact, it¡¯s not just Wang Lu. Ever since Chen Wei went up the mountain, she has been under a lot of pressure to survive. During this time, she was untied to take care of Wang Lu, and her clothes were gradually getting wider, and she was faintly looking like the "Ms. Hong Kong" she used to be.  "Hmm, well, I remember when we were passionately in love, Wang Lu would praise her for being like Weng Meiling.

    Xie Ling made a "cut" sound: "What? People just see your big bald head and find it funny. Hehe, brother, your head is so round. You can become a monk by adding a few scars. Come on, let's  I¡¯ll touch it, girl.¡± He walked over and put down the weapon in his hand to touch it.

    ¡°It¡¯s true that no one is too big or too small. You can¡¯t touch a man¡¯s head or a woman¡¯s feet. You know, Wang Lu shook his head: ¡°Don¡¯t touch, don¡¯t touch.¡±

    Xie Ling teased and said: "Good boy, you won't lose any piece of meat if you touch it. Sister can touch it, but I can't?"

    Wang Lu almost fainted. This little girl is getting worse and worse.  He tore off the towel around his neck to block the foam, picked up the fire ax and said, "Go down the mountain, go down the mountain."

    When walking down the mountain, Wang Lu¡¯s steps were still a little wobbly. When he got down the mountain and climbed down the slope from the pyramid gate of the village, his skills were much more agile.

    Wang Lu walked behind carrying a fire ax, and Xie Ling walked briskly in front carrying a machete. Her hair gradually grew longer, from ear-length to shoulder-length.

    Wang Lu squinted and looked at Xie Ling's back - well, actually, this guy is more beautiful with long hair.  As a woman, long hair blowing in the wind makes you look feminine.

    In fact, it¡¯s not just Xie Ling¡¯s hair that has changed, it¡¯s her relationship with her family of three that has undergone earth-shaking changes.

    This change is coming too fast and too chaotic.

    Wang Lu still hasn¡¯t figured out what he should do with Xie Ling.

    One day, Chen Wei found an occasion when Xie Ling was not around and told him about the two people risking their lives to go to the hospital to save his life. Wang Lu broke out in a cold sweat. They were really two stupid women.

    But it was deeply moved.

    The rest is panic.

    Wang Lu understood the purpose of Chen Wei's rebuttal - this was to truly treat Xie Ling as a family member.

    ¡°However, this family is not easy to be a member of.

    When Wang Lu looked at the Piaotian Literature website,Ye Te dreams that one day he can live a "sexually happy" life with three wives and six concubines, and now he is eager to push Xie Ling down.

    Chen Wei acquiesces, Xie Ling acquiesces, if Wang Lu keeps pretending to be stupid, he will be nothing.

    But the question is, what to do after it¡¯s knocked down?

    Apart from anything else, Wang Lu couldn't even imagine what kind of reaction Wang Bi'an would have if he saw sister Xie Ling sleeping in the same bed as her father.

    "Don't think that Wang Bi'an doesn't know anything at just 12 years old. This little guy knows a lot about the term "mistress".

    And, Chen Wei.

    Chen Wei¡¯s gratitude to Xie Ling comes from the bottom of her heart.

    But, is she really willing to give her husband to him? Even though Wang Lu is not a valuable commodity, before, no big girl would want it on the street, buy one, get one free.  Ogi-san, is there something wrong with you?

    There are indeed some "great" women in this world who can tolerate their husbands cheating on each other and still act like good wives and mothers at home, but without exception, there must be all kinds of dirty reasons behind them that cannot escape the word "fame and fortune".  .

    Chen Wei is by no means one of those "great" women.

    Now, she was moved by Xie Ling's sacrifice, and impulsively pushed Wang Lu with both hands.

    But Wang Lu really wants to strip naked and go to bed with Xie Ling!

    And, the most important thing is, does Xie Ling want to sleep with Wang Lu?

    Wang Lu¡¯s life journey taught him that sometimes it is difficult for people to distinguish between feelings and love.

    The relationship between Xie Ling and Wang Lu is too complicated, but it is definitely not the love-at-first-sight type. Wang Lu saved Xie Ling twice - fishing for people in the river, and fighting the man with a long knife with bare hands. Xie Ling also saved Wang  They made two trips to the health center to pick up medicine and check the mirror. The relationship between the two gradually built up because of the shared hardships.

    People are very strange emotional animals. Not only do you fall in love with someone because of something given, but giving also makes you unable to extricate yourself from a person.  The more you give, the more you find yourself loving.

    Xie Ling saved Wang Lu again and again, and also made her love fall deeper and deeper.  She gives, she gives, she sacrifices, so she loves.

    But is this really love?

    Wang Lu doesn¡¯t know how to deal with this relationship, Xie Ling doesn¡¯t know, and Chen Wei doesn¡¯t know either.

    But Wang Lu knew that once something was done, it was difficult to go back.

    " Just like when I was a sophomore in college, I confessed my love to a girl in the chemistry department, and I had a fluke beforehand: in the worst case, we would continue to be friends.

    It¡¯s only after you¡¯ve been rejected that you realize that you can¡¯t even be friends anymore.

    Wang Lu is a very timid person after all. He cherishes the hard-won life now, the deep family ties at the Dragon King Temple in Yashan, and the relationship with Xie Ling.

    He was afraid that if he slept with Xie Ling, all of this would be gone when he opened his eyes the next day.

    This is simply scarier than turning into a zombie yourself!

    Counting birds and counting birds, Wang Lu used the most shameless trick as a man - the bastard's head-shrinking technique.

    Pretend to be stupid.

    "It's just that it's not easy to live a life of pretending to be stupid. Xie Ling's wariness towards Wang Lu has been infinitely close to zero.

    At noon the day before yesterday, Wang Lu was dozing off in bed with half-closed eyes. Xie Ling hurried in, sat on the lower bunk of the bunk bed, took off her clothes, and changed into a bra that was soaked with sweat - this had never happened before.  Regardless of whether there is anyone in the bedroom, Xie Ling will pull up the sheets, but now, it is completely unnecessary, as long as Wang Bi'an does not break in.  Xie Ling didn't know that Wang Lu was not asleep. She woke up as soon as she entered the door, and now she saw the scene of spring for real.

    Xie Ling changed her clothes and went out again, without even looking at Wang Lu who was lying down.  It seemed natural to be naked in front of him.

    Well, this is indeed true - Wang Lu had already heard from Chen Wei that Xie Ling lost control of his emotions and acted like a "reverse thrust" when he was dying. In addition, when killing the zombie of the man with a long knife, the two of them were naked and intersecting - the other party's  The body is no secret to Wang Lu and Xie Ling.

    Wang Lu is calm mentally, but his physical reaction is inevitable. Sometimes, what should be hard will still be hard.

    This is called pain and happiness.

    Wang Lu stared at the waist of Xie Ling, who was walking briskly in front of him, and said angrily: "Damn, be careful if you anger your brother, I'll punish you on the spot. I can't survive this day!"

    Wang Lu's breathing became a little heavier. The attentive Xie Ling noticed it. She turned her head and stood still: "Brother, are you tired?"

    Wang Lu put down the fire ax on his shoulder: "It's okay. You also know that this time the infection??It's just that I was in a coma and bedridden for a long time, and I was a little malnourished, but everything else was fine. I also tried jogging and skipping for exercise in the past two or three days, and I recovered well.  "

    Xie Ling said hesitantly: "Brother, it doesn't matter whether we go to the town or not. You know, zombies are just like that. As long as we hide far away, they won't take the initiative to go up the cliff mountain."

    Wang Lu understood Xie Ling's good intentions and said with a smile: "You can't hide from them forever. Don't worry. The main reason for going down the mountain this time is to see the situation in the town. I won't be rash."

    Xie Ling thought for a while, but finally snatched the fire ax from Wang Lu, gave him the woodcutter, and said, "I'll return the fire ax to you when we get to the end of the field."

    Wang Lu smiled bitterly and had no choice but to keep up with Xie Ling who was striding forward.  It seems that I have changed my profession again, magician?  Or a thief?  It's more like an NPC. He always begs the protagonist, "Please take me to such and such a place." Then the protagonist, Xie Ling, kills everyone in front to clear the way. Wang Lu dodges and follows behind. When he reaches the end of the field, he gives Xie Ling a  A worthless ring "suitable for a lover" is given as a reward.

    The two of them quickly arrived at the entrance of the town. After walking along the central street for a while, Xie Ling in front stopped and asked, "What's wrong?" Wang Lu came over and asked.

    Xie Ling hissed and whispered without looking back: "There are zombies ahead."

    Wang Lu understood. He hadn¡¯t gone down the mountain for a while. The zombies in the town must have filled the streets again. I understand the Brown Movement.

    Thinking about it, even if Xie Ling wanted to go to the town to find supplies, she would have to climb over the wall and climb into the house, and it would be impossible to fight her way in.

    Wang Lu was eager to give it a try, but his hands were a little itchy, so he wanted to kill some silly zombies first to make a profit.  Think of it as a memorial to your own rebirth.

    Wang Lu and Xie Ling squatted at the street corner, leaning forward and looking ahead - good guys, there are quite a lot of zombies, wandering around in twos and threes.

    Wang Lu was not nervous, though. What¡¯s the use of having so many fish? Come on, let¡¯s try my grandpa¡¯s fishing skills.

    The accessories for killing zombies were all placed in the backpack on Xie Ling's shoulder. At this time, without waiting for Wang Lu's instructions, Xie Ling had already opened the backpack with tacit understanding and started rummaging through it.  After a while, something was taken out of the bag - not Wang Lu's usual fishing line, but a toy car.

    A brightly colored toy forklift with a large shovel held high on the front and wide and tall tires behind it.

    "What is this?" Wang Lu was shocked.

    "You're stupid, you don't recognize the toy car?" Xie Ling ignored Wang Lu and continued digging in her bag. She took out a remote control, turned on the toy car and the remote control car in turn, and tried the buttons.  , the toy car sizzled forward and backwards on the street a few times.

    Xie Ling nodded with satisfaction, took out a small plastic bag from her bag, opened the bag, and poured the red liquid inside into the bucket of the toy car.

    "What is this?" Wang Lu continued to ask like an idiot.

    "You're stupid, yellow snake blood, I just grabbed a few live ones from the bucket and killed them to get their blood before going down the mountain," Xie Ling said.

    Wang Lu understood. The toy car replaced the fishing line, and the yellow snake blood replaced his own finger blood.
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