The next morning, when Nie Xiaoqian was still very sleepy, Lin Fan woke up. As soon as Lin Fan opened his eyes and saw Ke'er in his arms, he felt satisfied. Such a thing, wouldn't you do it even if it were for a god? In Lin Fan's world view, what's the use of being a god? Pretending to be aloof, the food he eats is just fodder and the water he drinks is dew. Over time, birds can fade out of his mouth.
Just like that joke, a patient asked the doctor, "Doctor, I feel like I am unconscious!"
The doctor asked him, "Do you smoke?"
¡°Don¡¯t smoke, smoking is harmful to your health!¡±
"Then you, do you drink?"
"Don't drink, drinking will harm your health!"
"Then do you like women?"
"dislike"
The doctor roared and said: "Then what energy do you have when you are alive?"
Although this is just a joke, it tells a truth about life. Those who indulge in sexual indulgences and live their lives waiting for red wine and green wine every day, no one will think that life is tasteless. On the contrary, those who think they are noble often complain that life is meaningless. People live only to satisfy their own desires.
Lin Fan quietly lifted up the quilt and admired the beautiful scenery again.
"It's big where it should be big, and it's small where it should be small." Lin Fan couldn't help but muttered, and he went up to shake hands and cover the tempting protrusion.
"Yeah." Nie Xiaoqian opened her eyes, and when she saw Lin Fan like this, she said delicately: "What are you doing?"
Lin Fan smiled "hehe" and said: "I am a pervert, and I am playing a gangster."
"You bastard, you scoundrel!" Nie Xiaoqian scolded, ignoring Lin Fan, closing her eyes and pretending to sleep. Lin Fan couldn't help but look at him when he saw her. The big hands of sin began to knead.
"Ah no more" After doing it for a while, Nie Xiaoqian's face started to turn red, and her body became even hotter.
Lin Fan leaned into Nie Xiaoqian's ear and whispered, "Is it okay for my husband's indestructible body?"
Nie Xiaoqian rolled her beautiful big eyes: "Go to hell, you stinking scoundrel."
"I'm telling you, my husband knows a lot of moves. I know a total of forty-eight moves. Do you want to try them all?"
"Ah no more!"
"Come on"
"No, you can't do that."
¡°It¡¯s okay if you don¡¯t do that, why don¡¯t you do it again?¡±
Nie Xiaoqian said in shock: "Come again, I can't do it anymore!"
"I will seduce you, it will only take a while."
Soon after, in Lin Fan¡¯s big hands, a beautiful woman fell into the sea of ??lust again. Women are the original sin of mankind, Amitabha
This big "war" directly "wars" the sky and the earth into darkness, the sun and the moon have no light, ghosts are crying and gods are howling. The final result of the battle was that Lin Fan won. Nie Xiaoqian couldn't help but hammer Lin Fan's chest and scream in pain.
Lin Fan groped Nie Xiaoqian's body again and said, "I have other business to do, so I won't accompany you for now. You can play by yourself or go for a walk outside the Bagua furnace." Lin Fan never thought about imprisoning Nie Xiaoqian. lifetime. Nie Xiaoqian drank Meng Po soup and he became her first man again. It was impossible for her to forget herself.
As for Ning Caichen, let him go to hell. After making peace with Lin Fan, even if Nie Xiaoqian sees Ning Caichen, she will not be tempted. What's more, that guy was crushed into a meat pie.
And, how could Lin Fan¡¯s appetite be satisfied by just Nie Xiaoqian? Lin Fan is now indestructible. In that regard, he has naturally become Dongfang Invincible. He can torture Nie Xiaoqian to death if he gets ruthless.
Lin Fan did not want Nie Xiaoqian to bear his superhuman physical strength alone. Of course, this is just Lin Fan's own excuse. Lin Fan hopes that the more beauties the better.
"Yeah!" Nie Xiaoqian said in a cute tone
Nie Xiaoqian has already achieved the short-term goal, and Lin Fan must think about other issues. Lin Fan's life cannot stop here. He must keep moving forward so that he will not regret it in the future. This era is an era of great competition, and whoever can take the lead will have endless benefits.
"When the small world can be formed, there will be countless spells, countless special functions, as well as ninjutsu, magic and so on. It is not impossible to build a Gundam. If Lin Fan had no strength, how could he be the first to benefit? Besides, there are countless beauties in countless worlds.
Lin Fan arrived at the third floor of the Bagua Furnace and said to Qingqing: "I can already practice magical powers. You said you will teach me when the time comes.?Supernatural power, what method did you teach me? "
"Hmph!" Qingqing seemed to be dissatisfied with Lin Fan's bad taste. Lin Fan's bad taste had hurt Qingqing. Qingqing is pretending to be a thief and a shooting star again, which is not a good feeling. Qingqing said: "Why don't you stay in your gentle country anymore? We just had a wedding ceremony last night, and today we are going to practice magical powers? Isn't this unlike your character?"
Lin Fan said seriously: "How can a Nie Xiaoqian satisfy me? My ultimate goal is to overthrow women like Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tiangu in "The Misty Journey", and the Fifth Hokage."
"Fuck, don't you think that if you say you want to be a strong man in the world, it will make me feel better? You say that you become strong just to push down women, don't you think, I will despise you? You?"
Lin Fan said: "You may despise me, no matter what, my purpose is the same, which is to become stronger!"
"Okay!" Qingqing said: "I am convinced, I will teach you magical powers. I have thought about it these days, and the magical powers you learn should be mainly metallic magical powers, which is the best. Because you It is indestructible, and it is easiest to achieve great success by learning the magical power of metal."
"The body of Vajra is indestructible. It is a constitution that is made of metal. You can absorb the Vajra energy all over your body and turn it into the sharp golden energy to refine your magical powers. In this way, you can practice any magic with twice the result with half the effort."
Lin Fan asked: "Will the body collapse if you keep absorbing the energy of vajra?" It is not easy to become indestructible vajra, but it would be bad if a person's body collapses.
Qingqing said: "That's not enough, you can make up for it! The indestructible Vajra body is composed of pure gold energy. It is naturally born and evolved naturally from spiritual energy in your body. As long as the spiritual energy is enough, you can not Stop giving birth to gold energy to form an indestructible body, you just absorb a little and replenish some spiritual energy."
"In nature, it is very laborious to absorb some pure energy and refine magical powers. It is very convenient for you to practice like this."
Lin Fan said: "I understand, let's get started!"
Qingqing said: "What I am passing on to you now is something that I have not mastered myself, the Golden Emperor Earth Dragon Kung Fu. This technique can command the golden and sharp Qi of the world. It can be used as a weapon in the hand, and it can also command the golden and sharp Qi of the world. , turns into a shield. After practicing this technique, the Dharmakaya can become the body of the Golden Emperor. It is only a few levels worse than the indestructible body of Vajra."
Lin Fan muttered: "The name is very domineering, but why is it so vulgar? Earth Dragon?"
"Can't you think of something better? Why are you thinking wrong about everything?"
Lin Fan muttered: "I don't understand, what is right and what is crooked? Human nature is inherently crooked, but we still don't admit it."
Qingqing said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense. Let me tell you, these skills are very strong and are top-grade silver-level magical powers. This kind of magical power can only be matched by a few skills. You have to practice it hard!"
"Hmm! However, your technique does not seem to be as strong as the Great Five Elements Technique in the world of "Eternal Life". When the small world is formed, I will take you to torture Fang Han and take away his Great Five Elements Technique and the Underworld Picture."
"Khan! It's good if he doesn't abuse you."
"Panic is like Dao, I am the master of gold, I give orders from all directions, no one disobeys me!"
Lin Fan's whole body suddenly emitted a suction force, attracting the metallic aura around him and gathering it towards Lin Fan. Once this spiritual energy entered Lin Fan's body, it turned into a vast golden energy. The sharp golden energy was constantly flowing through his body, and it seemed to complement Lin Fan's indestructible body.
The place where Jin Rui's energy has flowed has become stronger.
"Drink!" Lin Fan lightly grasped it with his fingers, and the sharp golden energy condensed into a spear in Lin Fan's hand. This spear is composed of sharp golden energy and is unstoppable.
"Shoot!" The spear roared out, reaching as fast as lightning.
"Yes, it is indeed a top-grade silver-level magical power. I have just practiced it and it has such power."
Qingqing said: "After mastering this magical power, you can turn yourself into a humanoid weapon. Coupled with your indestructible body, you are a humanoid tank, a fighter jet in a gray machine."
"How long will it take for this skill to be perfected?"
Qingqing said: "In about ten years, if you enter the mysterious little world and accelerate the time, it will take several months!"
Lin Fan nodded and said: "It's been a long time, but I must perfect this skill, otherwise I will become an enemy. I have no means and will be very distressed. My current enemies have begun to set their plans." They're silver level, and they're all mythical people.I don¡¯t know how strong my magic is. I need at least some means. "
Lin Fan began to practice hard, and Lin Fan's hard work had a unique taste. Lin Fan is the kind of person who can do anything with some tricks. If he doesn't do some tricks, he won't feel better.
Lin Fan asked Qingqing for advice on the reason that he had already practiced hard training, and asked him if there were any exercises that could help him practice the Golden Emperor Earth Dragon Technique, preferably a dual cultivation method.
How could Qingqing not understand what was going on in Lin Fan¡¯s mind? Want to turn hard work into a happy life? How can that work? Qingqing hit Lin Fan mercilessly and said, "There is no such skill!" What Qingqing said was true. How could he, a weapon spirit, be able to cultivate both magical powers?
Lin Fan didn¡¯t believe it, so he called him out and asked him three times a day. In the end, Qing Qing had no choice but to stick a piece of white paper on his head: "No one has the magical power of dual cultivation." In this way, Lin Fan could see the white paper as soon as he got it out for him. Every time Lin Fan called him out, he wanted to sigh when he saw the blank paper.
"When can we play the double cultivation in a cultivation novel?"