Lin Fan held an extra-large, very large, very large telescope and stood in the clouds, admiring the beautiful scenery. That slender waist and those straight and attractive legs made Lin Fan unable to take his eyes away from her body. Lin Fan took a telescope and looked at it for a long time before he realized what beauty was in this world.
The skin is as white as warm jade, without a trace of blemishes, and the face is as exquisite as porcelain. Those red lips can make any man in the world go crazy. As for the dark lower part, it gave Lin Fan countless reveries.
"She is my inner demon!" Lin Fan said firmly.
Qingqing looked at Lin Fan's despicable appearance and was completely speechless, saying: "Look at your despicable appearance, you have become obsessed with it a long time ago. I advise you, don't practice magical powers with me in the future, I don't know any magical powers." Teach you, because you are basically a devil."
No matter what Qingqing said, Lin Fan called out and said: "Get dressed over there, go give her the Mengbo soup!"
Qingqing "Wow!" the ghost screamed: "I knew it, I knew you couldn't bear it anymore. Just go and practice the devil's way. If you don't become a bad guy, there will be no good people in the world. I curse you. When you go out, let the car crash." Three legs." Qingqing seemed to be unable to bear the thought of a good-natured female ghost being harmed like this.
Lin Fan smiled and scolded: "What are you talking about? I am evil, I am a devil, I will kill her, if you don't work, I will deal with you!"
Qingqing cracked her mouth, turned around and ran out for a few steps, then turned back and said angrily: "What a good cabbage, a pig has got it!"
When Lin Fan heard this, he was completely angry. He grabbed it with one hand, and Qingqing appeared naturally in Lin Fan's palm. Lin Fan deleted it with a small slap: "Who are you scolding?"
Qingqing looked like a bird and muttered: "I didn't call you a pig"
"Pah!" Lin Fan slapped her again and said, "I didn't ask you this. I asked you, did you call my Xiaoqian a cabbage?"
"Huh?" What's going on? After all, I felt that Lin Fan had gone crazy
Qingqing felt that she had done something heinous and bad, and after giving Nie Xiaoqian the Meng Po soup, she felt extremely painful. Qingqing Piao walked in front of Lin Fan and said: "Give her the Meng Po soup, you can go and rape her!"
"Bang!" Another slap, and Lin Fan shouted angrily: "What kind of rape? What's going on in your mind? How could I rape the woman I love? Get out of here."
Qingqing became depressed. He felt that he had lost Lin Fan's character. I must have wanted to get on the bus first and buy a ticket. No matter what kind of beauty, as long as you get it, you should knock her down first. As for feelings? If you ask Lin Fan about your feelings, will he understand?
Qingqing said speechlessly: "Then what are you doing by giving her Mengpo soup? You're not raping her?"
"Of course I want to fall in love with her, but no, I want her to completely fall in love with me!"
Qingqing said: "Then why didn't you rape her?"
"Pa!" Lin Fan slapped her again and said, "I have already said that I will not rape the girl I love. I will definitely give her the most romantic night, the most romantic relationship, and the warmest man. I want her to give me everything of her own free will, and I want her to fall in love with me."
"Exactly? It's just you!" Qingqing absolutely didn't believe it and said, "According to my judgment of you, this must be a temporary thought of yours. In the end, you will still be unable to help but want to rape her."
"I told you, I won't!"
"You can."
Lin Fan yelled angrily and said: "Get out of here, why don't I shut you up?"
"Huh?" Qingqing was really afraid of this move and stopped talking.
Lin Fan held the binoculars and looked at it for a while, then said: "I'm hungry, go get me my Rape Chicken Popsicles!" KFC, a well-known staple food, had the most explosive Chicken Popsicles in his mouth, and it turned out to be Rape Chicken Popcorn.
¡°Isn¡¯t this still rape?¡±
Lin Fan said: "Qingqing, let me tell you, just follow my instructions!" Then, Lin Fan muttered a lot to Qingqing. Lin Fan was beaming as he spoke, as if he was talking about the most obscene things in the world. That kind of thing is like a topic that cannot be kept secret between men.
And Qingqing¡¯s face became increasingly ugly.
After listening to this, Qingqing was dumbfounded and said: "Is this okay? Are you really planning to do this? This is too funny. If you do this, you might as well just rape her!"
Lin Fan smiled "hehe" and said: "Of course, if I don't do this, how can I make her fall in love with me?"
Qingqing is helpless, this is despicable, shameless, hooligan, loser, villain's bad taste, typicalWhat a bad taste. Lin Fan could actually let him do that? God, Qingqing felt that her innocence had been tainted by Lin Fan. Walking with Lin Fan, even a boar might lose his innocence at some point.
Lin Fan looked at Qingqing with a bad expression and said angrily: "Why don't you go quickly? Do as I say?"
Qingqing was ruthlessly forced, so she had no choice but to compromise and do as Lin Fan said. He was extremely bumpy and wandering for a long time. Damn it, if she had a choice, Qingqing would never do that. He feels like he's hanging out with a fool, oh no. . . I've mispoken. . It's Lord Satan, not a fool, but why are these two words so similar?
??Could it be that a fool is equal to Satan?
Lin Fan looked at Qing Qing's back and said with great disdain: "It's really true that you are not a man. What do you know? This is the greatest ideal of every man. My greatest wish in this life is that one day Make a plane, fall into a desert island with a bunch of beauties, huh."
Nie Xiaoqian was given Meng Po Soup and lost all her memory. Nie Xiaoqian, who lost her memory, felt extremely painful. She no longer knew who she was and why she came here. She couldn't even remember where she was born, who her parents were, and what she was.
Nie Xiaoqian, looking up at the starry sky, her beautiful figure and face merged with the heaven and earth, like a beautiful picture, but in her mouth, she kept muttering: "Who am I, who am I!" disrupting this scene. Coordination.
"Boom, boom, boom" Suddenly dark clouds filled the sky, as if it was about to rain. Of course, this rain cannot be natural rainfall. How could there be natural rainfall in this mysterious little world? All of this is Qingqing's method. He is conducting an "artificial rainfall".
Qingqing muttered as the rain fell: "Damn bad taste, damn bad taste."
Lin Fan rolled his eyes at him, jumped down from the cloud, and jumped into a pond with a splash. "Plop" "Plop" Lin Fan began to struggle and shouted: "Help, help! The hero fell into the water Someone fell into the water Help Help "
Artificial rainfall was carried out, and Lin Fan pretended to fall into the water again. You may have guessed what Lin Fan was going to do. This is really a bad taste, a bad taste that is filled with the aura of a domineering king.
"Help, beauty, come and save me"
Nie Xiaoqian heard the sound, ran over quickly, entered the water, and was "rescued" by Lin Fan.
"Cough cough cough cough" Lin Fan pretended, drank a lot of water, and poured out the sour water.
Nie Xiaoqian held Lin Fan's head and kept shaking Lin Fan's body, saying: "How are you, how are you? Are you okay?"
Lin Fan immediately lay down on Nie Xiaoqian's chest, as if taking his last breath, and said, "I think I need artificial respiration."
This is a perfect beginning. Nie Xiaoqian, who has lost her memory, is like a blank sheet of paper. How could she know whether Lin Fan had cheated? How could she judge from experience whether he was a good person or a bad guy? How could she possibly know what Lin Fan was doing?
So, Nie Xiaoqian gave Lin Fan artificial respiration in the pouring rain.
Once, perfect artificial respiration
On the second day, snowflakes started to fall in the sky again, and each one was actually a "goose feather snow" the size of a fist.
"It's snowingit's so cold!" Lin Fan's indestructible body shivered from the "cold". Lin Fan walked up to Nie Xiaoqian and said, "Are you cold?"
"It's cold" Nie Xiaoqian was also cold. As a female ghost, Nie Xiaoqian shouldn't be afraid of cold drops. But there are special "seasonings" added to the snow, which can make the ghost body feel cold.
Lin Fan said: "I heard that if two people are cold, they can hug each other so that they can keep each other warm. Or, let's hug each other so that we won't be cold.
"OK."
Nie Xiaoqian lost another hug
On the third day, in the mysterious little world where there was no day or night, it suddenly became dark. An extremely huge meteor streaked across the night sky.
"Look, shooting star!" Lin Fan pointed at the shooting star and screamed.
"So beautiful" Nie Xiaoqian, who had lost her kiss and hug, exclaimed happily.
Lin Fan smiled and said: "If there is a meteor shower, that would be nice Give me a meteor shower"
A curse came from the sky: "How can I turn into a bunch of meteors by myself? I neverCome on, run to that end, is it easy for me? Brother, you are so happy and you have suffered so much. "
Lin Fan: ""
Nie Xiaoqian: ""
On the fourth day, in the mysterious little world, a masked robber suddenly appeared, claiming that he was the gangster here. He especially likes to kill people and turn them into human meat buns. This "masked" robber wants to kill the two of them and make them into human meat buns. Lin Fan "acted bravely", "hero saved the beauty" and "turned the tide"
In repeated fights, Lin Fan was "seriously injured" and fought off the "masked bandit".
Lin Fan was taken care of by Nie Xiaoqian on the grounds that he could no longer move. Lin Fan forced Nie Xiaoqian to say that if he didn't make a loving dinner, he would die
On the fifth day, the masked robber left and returned, forcing Lin Fan to take it. After forcing Lin Fan to take the medicine, he said that if no woman had sex with him within three hours, she would die of poisoning. This medicine is unparalleled by anyone in the world. Just like that, the kind, lovely, perfect and beautiful Nie Xiaoqian died.