I forgot to mention before that in order to satisfy Long Fei and Ye Yi's appetite, they cooked a lot of food. Obviously, the original table couldn't hold so many plates, so the current table was newly purchased and much larger.
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In the previous chapter, a gap appeared in front of Ye Yi
※Damn it, there*s still 0.9 centimeters left, only 0.9 centimeters left. Why does this 0.9 centimeters distance look like the &Mariana Trench* under his gaze. ▼ Yoruichi felt quite disappointed at this moment, and the 0.9 cm distance was like an unbridgeable gap.
"The Mariana Trench, with a total length of 2,550 kilometers, is arc-shaped, with an average width of 70 kilometers, and most of the water depth is more than 8,000 meters. The maximum water depth is 11,034 meters in the Fitchas Abyss, which is the deepest point on the earth. "Long Fei looked at Ye Yi's calm explanation, but this scene was quite strange because no one asked him such a thing.
▽Damn it, why does this kid know? Is he really invincible in this "three nothings" state? ] Ye Yi looked at Long Fei now and suddenly found that Long Fei's figure suddenly grew taller and emitted a dazzling golden light: [This is is this the legendary Buddha? As huge as a mountain, his calm eyes seemed to contain a universe, so powerful. ▼
(Yorichi*s brain is a little abnormal right now, please ignore his words.)
"Lord Yoruichi!" The silent Tessai suddenly spoke, "Your finger is only 0.9 centimeters away from the dish. If it goes beyond 0.9 centimeters, it will get dirty. Please don't cross this 0.9 centimeters. ', take your hand back slowly, don't get it dirty."
Teeshai held on to the "0.9 centimeter", making Yoruichi even more embarrassed now, but she still didn't take her hand back. She knew that as long as she moved her hand back 0.1 millimeter, all her previous efforts would be in vain.
Seeing that Ye Yi*s hand was frozen and not retracted, Tessai glanced at Long Fei who was still calm as usual, meaning that my words were useless, it*s your turn again.
To be honest, he admires the current Long Fei very much, because Long Fei in this state can be said to be invincible from before. Just look at Ye Yi's tragic appearance. What? You said this was done by two people working together. You are wrong, because this action was planned by Long Fei from the beginning.
Let*s take a look at the kitchen a few dozen minutes ago
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The time goes back dozens of minutes to 11:10.
"Lord Long Fei, looking at Lord Ye Yi's behavior, could it be that you did something outrageous to him?" Tezhai asked, looking at Long Fei who looked indifferent and indifferent to Ye Yi's actions.
Long Fei did not answer Tezhai's words, but asked him calmly: "Depending on the situation, Yoruichi should be prepared to eat first when we serve the dishes. Then let me ask you, Tezhai, you and the store manager Want to eat?"
This sentence brought back the sad memories of Te Zhai's breakfast. Without hesitation, Te Zhai nodded immediately. If Long Feiguang said what he said, Tieshai would still hesitate, but after adding the word store manager, Tieshai would have no reason to refuse.
"Put your ear closer!" Upon hearing Long Fei's words, Tieshai immediately put his head to his mouth.
"Now my plan is" Long Fei explained his plan and analysis to Tezhai step by step.
"I see, he is indeed Master Long Fei!" After hearing this, Tie Zhai was very impressed with Long Fei. He did not expect that this ordinary Master Long Fei would be so far-sighted and figure out Ye Yi in less than half a day. , and also formulated such a plan.
After sighing, Tetshai became worried about Yoichi's fate again: "Lord Long Fei, are we okay with this? If we do this, Lord Yoichi will be too pitiful."
"Want to eat? Do you want to be more comfortable in the future? Yes or no." Long Fei's words were full of temptation.
"Well, Master Long Fei, why do I think you have any conspiracy?" Tieshai suddenly remembered the scene where Long Fei cleaned up the food in front of him in the morning, and felt that he would not be so kind to help.
"Do you think I am a liar?" Long Fei smiled at Tieshai.
▽He smiled, he actually smiled, he actually smiled when he was in the state of 'Three Nothings', there was definitely something wrong with this. ] Tie Zhai felt increasingly uneasy when he saw Long Fei's smile.
"Eat or go hungry, your choice." After saying this, Long Fei ignored him and walked out. Long Fei was obviously quite confident in Tieshai's choice.
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That*s the thing. Needless to say, Tieshai*s choice. Since he couldn*t find any problems in the plan, he must have agreed with Long Fei*s plan.
Now, Yoruichi's fingertips stayed motionless 0.9 centimeters away from the dishes. At this time, she began to hypnotize her brain for the second time: [Shifengyuan Yoruichi, you are the former captain of the second division, the former secret agent The mobile commander-in-chief, the commander of the first detachment of the criminal army, the 22nd generation head of the Sifengyuan family, how could he fall under these 0.9 centimeters. ▼
The hypnotic effect was very good, and Ye Yi*s fingers began to tremble again, moving forward zero one millimeter.
▽Oh ah ah ah! ! We're moving forward, we're moving forward! ! It's amazing that I was able to advance 0.1 millimeter under the gaze of that adult. ▼ Tieshai shouted wildly in his heart, and turned his head to look at Long Fei, and saw Long Fei sitting there with a calm expression, not affected in any way. [Sir Yoruichi's fingertips are only 0.89 centimeters away from the dish, but Mr. Longfei's expression remains unchanged. This determination is probably not even comparable to that of Captain Yamamoto. ▼
(Sweat, why do you have this idea? Captain Yamamoto is really strong in determination, while Long Fei has the "three noes", which means no words, no heart, and no expression. There is no comparison between the two. )
Yoruichi watched as his fingertips advanced 0.1 mm, with a proud smile on his face. (Damn, what*s so proud about this.) [Hahaha,? Qi Ryuuhi, your tricks are useless to me. I said the same tricks won*t work on me a second time. ▼(Yorichi, I have nothing to say to you.)
Teeshai on the side looked at Yoichi's smile, and a lot of sweat broke out on the back of his head. Is it destined to have no food today?
At this time, Long Fei, who had not spoken for a long time, spoke.
"Eat it if you want. Why bother looking at our faces." Long Fei stared at Ye Yi calmly, as if what happened in front of him had nothing to do with him. But the words from his mouth were truly astonishing at this time.
▽Whatwhat? ! Why did Master Long Fei say this? Did he give up? ▼Tieshai was shocked.
"Then" Ye Yi felt as if he had received an amnesty when he heard this sentence, a greedy and fierce light appeared in his eyes, and his mouth was still drooling. She removed her hand from the plate and positioned herself to pounce on the food. "I'm starting!" she yelled, preparing to pounce on the food.
"This" Tetshai on the side looked at Yoichi's appearance, a little frightened. [It*s not like the two of us have gone too far, right? Master Long Fei probably found out that Master Ye Da had reached his limit, so he had to stop his plan. But in this case, wouldn't it mean that there would be nothing to eat? ▼
When Ye Yi was about to pounce on the food, Long Fei said something: "I'm so sad for the store manager!" He said these words, but there was no trace of sadness on his face.
Hearing these words, Yoruichi stopped moving, as if he saw the food slowly going away, [He said that he didn*t need to worry about their faces, so it*s okay for me to eat now. ] She made another move to prepare to pounce on food.
"The store manager must be hungry again." Long Fei's words came again.
[Don't listen to his nonsense, don't listen to his nonsense, don't listen to his nonsense] Ye Yi shook his head quickly as if to get rid of the thoughts and Long Fei's voice in his mind.
"It's really hard for the store manager to raise someone." Long Fei's words made Ye Yi shake his head faster.
"Where is someone's conscience?" He started to say something again. After hearing it, Ye Yi seemed to see the food in front of him sitting on a small boat, traveling farther and farther
"Just wait for a while, the store manager can eat the food. Just for a while" The last words were a little vague, and Yoruichi once again saw the food moving, and saw the food reaching the other side on a small boat. There are also whirlpools in the middle river, making Ye Yi and them "separated forever".
※Click!§ With a sound, Yoruichi*s butt fell back onto the seat. (Ye Yi vs. Long Fei in the eighth round, Long Fei wins.)
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▽At this time, because of the retreat, Mr. Ye Da has distanced himself from the dishes, so there will be an illusion that the dishes are getting further and further away. At this time, he continued to disturb her with continuous words, making her feel sorry for the store manager. Finally, he said that the store manager would be back after 'a while', which made Mr. Yoruichi feel that the store manager was coming soon and he just had to wait 'a while'.Eat it without any scruples. As for how long this 'a while' is, it's not clear. ▼
▽Thisis this the legendary serial plan! ! This is a chain plan! ! It*s so powerful that you can strategize and win from thousands of miles away! ▼After Tieshai finished his analysis, he marveled at the power of "Three Wus" Long Fei.
Ye Yi regrets it very much now. She was almost able to eat it just now. But there's no point regretting it now. She has already returned to her seat, and it's useless even if she makes any moves, because Urahara will be here "in a while", so why should she embarrass herself just for "a moment".
Time passes while waiting
Ten minutes later, [Wait a little longer, Kisuke will be here in a little while. ▼ Yoruichi thought so and calmed down again, waiting for Urahara's arrival.
The second ten minutes have passed, [just "a little while", just a "little while" again. ] Ye Yi looked at the clock and felt that these few minutes felt like three autumns had passed.
The third ten minutes passed, [bastard Kisuke, what on earth is this idiot doing? I can't wait any longer. I can't wait any longer. ] Just when Yoruichi was about to get up, Urahara's voice came from outside the door.
"I'm sorry, I came a little late to prepare the props for the explanation." Urahara walked in and saw a rather strange scene. The table was filled with dishes? ! Yoruichi, Long Fei, and Tessai are all still in the restaurant? ! [What the hell is going on? I originally thought that I had to eat leftovers, not even leftovers. But what is the situation now? ▼
"Is it possible that you are waiting for me to eat together?" Urahara asked cautiously, because the atmosphere in the room was quite strange now, and Long Fei was picking up chopsticks? ! Tessai was sitting seriously, while Yoruichi was looking at him with wide eyes.
"Kisuke, you guy! What are you doing?" Yoruichi grabbed Urahara's collar, a dangerous light flashing in his eyes.
"II just lost the props I needed to prepare for Long Fei's afternoon training, so it took me a while." Urahara saw that Yoruichi's expression was a bit dangerous. He didn't know what happened, so he honestly explained why he was Explain the reason why you will be late
"You" Just when Yoruichi was about to say something else, he was interrupted by Tessai's exclamation.
"Ohhhhhh!!" Tieshai looked at Long Fei beside him and shouted in surprise. He saw Long Fei, who was extremely indifferent a moment ago, suddenly made a 180-degree change and swept across the world at a terrifying speed. Food on the table.
Yoruichi and Urahara heard the sound and looked towards the dining table at the same time, only to see
"I'm full." Long Fei imitated Japanese etiquette and said with his hands clasped together. After he finished speaking, he put his chopsticks on the bowl and left. "Manager, I'm going to the training ground first. Let's start the training after you finish eating." He waved his sleeves and took away A table
I saw that almost all the food on the table had been cleared by Long Fei, and the remaining leftovers were not enough for Urahara and the three of them.
Urahara and Tessai nodded blankly. This scene was so similar to the breakfast situation.
"I knew he had no good intentions. What a joke are you waiting for Urahara to eat? If you had to wait, why did you clean up the food of Urahara and the others in the morning." It seems a little late to think of this now. Yoruichi fell to the ground doing frustrated forward bends. (Long Fei vs. Ye Yi in the ninth round, Long Fei wins.)
"I was cheated. I had already expected that there was something wrong with this, but I was still cheated. I was cheated, I was cheated" Tessai followed Yoruichi and started doing frustrated forward bends. (After the Three Kingdoms had been in power for a long time, Long Feiyi easily destroyed the other two countries with lightning speed. He unified the world)
※In the end, I still had nothing to eat.§ Urahara touched his head and said awkwardly. But because he was well prepared, the damage he received was the lowest.
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PS: When I was coding these chapters, I was definitely thinking about Chu Xuan. The unparalleled plot, the terrifying appearance, and the smile and said to Zheng Zha: "How can there be a conspiracy in this? Do you think I am such a person?" These scenes flashed by and I wrote these chapters. .