It was almost noon, and at this time, in the underground training ground of Urahara Shoten, Yoruichi gradually woke up from hypnosis.
"What's going on, and why am I sitting here alone?" After Ye Yi discovered the surrounding situation, he immediately recalled the reason why he stayed here, "I remember that I came to the training ground to find Long Fei. Then I had a fight with him, and then" Yoruichi suddenly stood up as if he remembered something.
"I was screwed by that kid again." Ye Yi had completely remembered what happened before, with a murderous look on his face, "Long Fei kid, I now regard you as my lifelong rival, and I will definitely defeat you. , just wash my neck and wait."
As soon as Ye Yi finished speaking, Long Fei, who was preparing lunch, seemed to sense something.
"A sneeze." Long Fei sneezed.
"Sneezing without reason, in anime, means someone is talking about you behind your back. According to this statement, plus this time period, it should be Yoichi who has escaped from hypnosis." Long Fei thought for a while and came up with it. Conclusion of Yoruichi's recovery. (Khan, why did you come to this conclusion? No time traveler would say such a thing. By the way, haven't you broken away from the "Chu Xuan Mode" yet?)
"What's the matter? Master Long Fei." Standing beside him, Xi Ling Tezhai asked with concern when he saw Long Fei suddenly sneezing.
"It's Ye Yi who woke up. Now we have to speed up the work." Long Fei omitted the cause and story and directly told the result, and the movements of his hands also sped up a lot.
Watching Long Fei's self-centered explanation and self-concerned speeding up of his movements, Woling Tiezhai couldn't help but shed a bead of sweat at the back of his head, completely ignoring what others thought.
"Quickly move and wash the vegetables." Long Fei's words were without beginning or end. After hearing this, Tieshai only knew one thing, that is, wash the vegetables quickly.
At the same time, another person at the Urahara store was preparing for Long Fei¡¯s solution.
Time passed in a hurry and it was lunch time.
Ye Yi sat alone at the dining table and watched Long Fei and Tezhai serving the food in a leisurely manner. But why was there hostility in her eyes when she looked at Long Fei? (At this time, Ye Yi is still wearing Xing Jun's clothes.)
Long Fei and Te Zhai brought the dishes over again, and Ye Yi stared at Long Fei murderously when he came in from the door. He didn't look away until he left the room. This has happened three times, and Ye Yi looks like this every time Long Fei enters the door. But Long Fei ignored her directly.
As for Tessai, there is only Long Fei in Yoruichi now. Although this statement is a bit strange, it is the fact.
After Ye Yi saw Long Fei leaving, he suddenly thought: [Before, he got rid of all the food before I ate, so that I didn¡¯t even have to eat. This time it's my turn, I have to finish all the food in front of that kid. ¡¿A creepy sinister smile appeared on Ye Yi's face.
When Long Fei and Te Zhai brought the dishes for the fourth time, Yoichi launched her plan. She looked at Long Fei with a sinister smile: "Oh, these foods look so delicious, I can't help but eat them." But Long Fei still ignored her, pretending she didn't exist.
"You bastard, how dare you ignore me, in which case I'm going to eat it. ] Just when Ye Yi was about to start, she suddenly felt a gaze staring at her. Ye Yi turned her head and looked in the direction of her gaze, and saw Long Fei looking at her expressionlessly.
"Haha, boy Long Fei, let me take care of the food. Just go and serve the food properly." Ye Yi saw Long Fei looking at her and thought that Long Fei was jealous, so he laughed.
Long Fei still didn't speak, staring at Ye Yi without any emotion in his eyes. Even Ye Yi, who was originally at ease, felt nervous when he looked at him: "Hey, what do you want to do? If you have anything to say, just say it quickly. If you want to eat, just finish serving the food first."
Long Fei didn't speak, still staring at Ye Yi. Just when Ye Yi was about to go crazy, Long Fei's mouth moved.
"Alas~" Long Fei looked at Ye Yi and sighed, shook his head as if regretful and left.
"Hey, kid, what do you mean? Are you not convinced?" Ye Yi didn't understand what Long Fei meant, so he picked up the bowls and chopsticks and started to eat.
¡°It¡¯s so delicious and so lazy to cook~¡± a sentence came from outside the door, with a sigh.
"Yes, we luckily worked hard to prepare the meal, but in the end we couldn't even take a bite." Tessai's echo followed closely.
"Yes, just seeing her like this, I don't want to talk about her anymore. She must be really hungry."
"Lord Long Fei is right, we have to understand Lord Ye Yi's stomach. After all, her appetite is too big."
"The store manager is really pitiful,"??It must be hard to feed her. "
"Alas" The two of them sighed at the same time.
In the room, Ye Yi heard the two people's exchanging words and surprisingly stopped what she was doing. She lowered her head and was fighting fiercely in her heart. In the end, Ye Yi reluctantly put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hands. (Ye Yi vs. Long Fei in the sixth round, Long Fei wins.)
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After a while, Long Fei and Tie Zhai finally brought all the food up. The table was piled with extremely rich dishes. A normal person would probably not be able to finish them all in a day and a night.
Seeing that Long Fei and Tieshai finally brought all the food to them and took their seats, Yoruichi, who had been waiting for a long time, finally couldn't bear it anymore and picked up the bowls and chopsticks to start eating "again."
"Uh!" As soon as Ye Yi picked up the bowls and chopsticks, he felt strong eyes "again", and this time there was more than one pair. She felt the eyes on both sides shining like lights, and she raised her head to look at the owner of these eyes again.
"Youwhat do you two want to do now? Haven't the meals been served?" Ye Yi looked at Tetshai and Long Fei weakly. The aggressive looks from these two people made her unable to feel any anger.
After staring for a long time, Long Fei and Tieshai responded to Ye Yi's words.
"Store manager" Tieshai said the name of another relevant person.
"How pitiful!" Long Fei continued Tie Zhai's words after Tie Zhai said the store manager's name.
"Well¡ª¡ª" Yoichi dragged out his voice, fighting in his heart again. She now wanted to get rid of the food in front of her desperately, but the eyes of Long Fei and Tie Zhai and the aura on their bodies came out
"The store manager is really pitiful."
¡°I have worked hard to raise her for so many years, but she doesn¡¯t take it to heart at all.¡±
"Yes, Yoruichi can't even wait for the store manager while eating."
"Oh, Urahara has worked hard for her for so many years, is it not as good as a meal in her heart?"
"Sir Ye Yi, I misjudged you."
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Tieshai and Long Fei did not speak, but the voices in their hearts strangely reached Ye Yi's ears, and Ye Yi even heard the conversation between the two of them deep in their hearts.
Helpless, Yoruichi had no choice but to put down the dishes and chopsticks again with helplessness and sadness. (Ye Yi vs. Long Fei in the seventh round, Long Fei wins.)
The three of them entered the time of looking at each other.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Although she tried to move her chopsticks secretly a few times, every time she did so, the other two would focus on her, leaving her unable to hide.
Ye Yi looked at Long Fei and Te Zhai speechlessly, lamenting in his heart: [Why did this happen to me? ¡¿ Ye Yi now definitely dares to say that this is the worst meal she has ever had in her life, no, this is the worst meal she has ever had since she was born.
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Ten minutes have passed, and the time is now eleven thirty-five.
"Hey, did I say we can't start eating yet?" Ye Ye stared at the dishes in front of her with greedy eyes. She swore that these dishes were definitely not the most gorgeous and delicious she had ever seen, but now they were the most attractive.
Long Fei and Tieshai did not answer. The meditator continued to meditate, and the upright person continued to sit upright. Both of them remained silent in response to Ye Yi's question. The atmosphere in the room was eerily quiet and eerie.
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Another ten minutes have passed, and the time now is around 11:50.
"I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry!" Ye Yi lay on the table and clutched her stomach, wailing. Her face was quite ugly, as if she was about to die. "I I'm about to die. Come on I can't move my chopsticks. " As he said that, Ye Yi's face turned a little pale, and his appearance became more miserable at the same time, and he was about to die.
Seeing her like this, not only ordinary people, but even the Buddha would sympathize with her, but Tieshai and Long Fei "mercilessly" ignored her. Are the two protagonists ruthless? No, it's not. What I want to say now is, don¡¯t be fooled by this ¡°cunning cat demon¡±!
Although she looks very pitiful now, everyone should not pay attention to her miserable appearance. What you should pay attention to is her right hand. Look at her right hand. That hand is crawling towards the dishes step by step, and her The powerlessness is a sharp contrast.
¡¾It¡¯s coming, it¡¯s coming soon. ] Yoruichi looked at his right hand that was about to touch the plate from the corner of his eyes, shouting in his heart. Finally her hand touched the edge of the plate. At this time, YeHe shouted in his heart: [I finally succeeded! ! These two guys] She screamed in her heart and was about to move her hand forward a little further when she saw two familiar eyes. A sharp gaze and another dull gaze caused her mental and physical activities to stop instantly.
"Master Yoruichi, your hand is about to touch the food. Take it back quickly. It will be bad if it gets dirty." Tessai kindly reminded Yoruichi not to get his hands dirty, but the sharp blow from before His eyes showed that he was not so kind as to remind Yoruichi that his hands were dirty. Instead, she tactfully told Yoruichi to keep her hands away from the dishes and not to let him misunderstand.
After hearing Tessai's words, Yoruichi still didn't take his hand back, but planned to go further. It wasn't that she didn't understand the meaning of Tetshai's words, but she was eager for the food in front of her to a certain extent and automatically ignored Tetshai's words.
[I can't hear anything now, I can't hear anything now, I can't hear anything now] Look, the hypnotic voice deep in Yoruichi's heart filtered Tessai's words very well, and only her right hand was visible He leaned toward the food tremblingly, but the distance he moved was measured in millimeters.
Seeing that Ye Yi did not take back his hand, Teshai glanced at Long Fei, hoping that he would take action quickly, otherwise their lunch would be ruined.
Long Fei ignored Tieshai's gaze and looked straight at Ye Yi, without any emotion in his eyes.
Seeing that Long Fei was silent now, Tiezhai was worried: "How can you possibly stop Lord Ye Da's attack like this?" ¡¿But Tessai suddenly saw Yoruichi's hand stop its trembling progress and stop 0.9 centimeters away from the dish.
¡¾Oh ah ah ah! ! Stopped, actually stopped. As expected of Lord Long Fei, silence is better than sound at this moment. ¡¿Tieshai now admires Long Feidi even more deeply. (Why we say "again" will be explained in the next chapter.)
Ye Yi was very helpless at this time. Although Long Fei's eyes did not contain any deep emotions, the pressure on her did not decrease. On the contrary, it tended to increase, making her unable to move forward.
¡°Damn it, there¡¯s still 0.9 centimeters left, only 0.9 centimeters left. Why does this 0.9 centimeters distance look like the ¡®Mariana Trench¡¯ under his gaze. ¡¿ Yoruichi felt quite disappointed at this moment, and the 0.9 cm distance was like an unbridgeable gap.
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PS: Yoruichi is still working hard. Can she eat the delicious dishes she desires in her heart? How can she cross the "Mariana Trench"? No, that's not right, because it should be 0.9 centimeters. But how the battle is going now, please look forward to the next chapter.