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Prehistoric Blank Chapter 299 Malicious Showing Cuteness

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    Chapter 299

    Malicious act of cuteness

    We quickly and slowly packed up our "equipment". Although we repeatedly urged the taxi driver to hurry up, we were already an hour late when we arrived at the business center. What was even more embarrassing was that we were in such a hurry that we even forgot to bring it with us.  We had tickets, so I could only make a temporary call to Da Shelang and ask her to notify the doorman to let us in.  []

    The venue rented for the performance was very good. After all, the Film and Television University specializes in this field. The professional scenery and soft-colored lighting rendering made the entire stage beautiful. However, what was more annoying was that when we entered the stage, the  Several big white men with flashing flesh almost blinded our eyes.

    Kevin, who was at the front of the row, was wearing a red vest and a sweet potato head on his head. What¡¯s more terrible is that there was a small gourd stuck on it In addition to the famous gourd baby, this blinding look can also be used  Anyone?

    The audience under the stage was already laughing so hard that they didn¡¯t know what the foreplay was. When we entered the stage, it was the turn of several foreign gourd boys to start singing.

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    ¡°Let¡¯s play with each other¡¯s babies, play with each other¡¯s babies, mgt seven flowers.

    I¡¯m not afraid of being scolded for working overtime.

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    Cadres and leaders come to me when they are angry.

    ¡°Stay up late and stay up until you never come, auntie.

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    The ugly dance postures and the swaying chest hair are a bit annoying, and the half-baked Chinese sounds very annoying, but the subtitles are as good as ever, and the meaning of the seven Americans masturbating to each other is very straightforward.  It was intuitively displayed in front of the audience, which immediately triggered a burst of laughter.

    But that¡¯s not the end yet. The moment the song ended, there was a ¡°bang¡± on the curtain and a huge boulder fell down.  Kevin used a palm as big as a cattail fan to support his fat belly, and with a wave of his hand, he grabbed the entire "boulder".

    "I'll starve to death, I'll be exhausted from hunger!"

    My eyes are filled with tears. Don¡¯t ever say that I taught you Chinese when you go out. I really can¡¯t afford to embarrass this person.  However, the audience was very satisfied with this "big baby" with chest hair, and it directly reminded them of a whistle.

    As soon as Kevin retreated, the smaller Robert took a step forward and made a special movement to cover his eyes. I don't know what mechanism he made with his hands, but he actually dodged it twice, which almost blinded me.  Hardened kryptonite dog eyes.

    "I am the second child, clairvoyant and clairvoyant!"

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    "I am Sanwa, with a bronze head and iron arms, invulnerable to weapons and bullets!"

    Yaya, you can tell that the sword and gun are made of foam as soon as you look at them. The guy in charge of the props is so easy!

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    "I am the fourth child, and I can breathe fire!"

    ? **!  This is the first time I saw someone spraying lighters with insecticide on the stage

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    "I am a fifth child, and I can spit water!"

    This is the most normal one. Ade just drank a few mouthfuls of mineral water and spit it out casually.

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    "I am Liuwa, I can become invisible!"

    Another miraculous operation that blinded people's eyes. Jones, who played the role of Liuba, lifted the back of his head and a piece of plastic film was covered in front of his eyes. Just when everyone was very puzzled, five people suddenly appeared on the screen.  Big words - you can't see me!

    "**, this tmd is also okay"

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    Just when I was about to be blinded by the next Qiwa, the phone in my pocket vibrated again. I hurriedly took it out and saw that it was Da Shelang calling me. I hurriedly found a relatively secluded corner and answered the call.  Telephone.

    "Hello? I came in, but I can't find a seat!"

    ¡°You still have a damn seat if you come now!¡±

    Da Shelang started swearing, which made me suddenly feel ashamed.  Indeed, I was an hour late and still had no seats, but now the place was full of people standing.

    "Don't look for a seat. Come directly to the backstage. Our show will be next. Please take a rest. It will be a cosplay dance party soon."

    My mind was suddenly confused. It seemed that I had made a big meal and the party was held here.  Sister Sade, why did you hire Da Shelang? I'm going to be played to death by her

    I hurriedly hung up Da Shelang's call. I was about to say hello to Xiao Yueyue and the others, but after searching for half a circle, I couldn't find where these bears had gone. I wandered around for a while.  I'll change it myself?Went backstage.

    The stage is set up on the rostrum of the Film University Open-air Stadium. Behind the stage is the dressing area for actors separated by plastic tarpaulins. However, this place is too tightly fenced. I walked around and didn't notice it.  Where can I get in?  What's even more annoying is that now I'm starting to wonder if I've gone to the wrong place. Why is there not a single ghost backstage?

    Carrying a pile of scrap metal on my shoulders made me almost collapse. It was all because of this idiot Zha Cheng. If I had to say that plastic was unreliable, I would just get something "real". I was so obsessed that I actually did it.  Iron Armor is coming.  Only now did I realize that this cosplayer was actually a thief, and he was wearing breezy clothes!

    This means standing and talking without backache!

    I carried this pile of junk out from the suburbs early in the morning, and then carried it to the car, and then carried it to the University of Film and Television I turned around twice and my head was a little dizzy, so I simply didn¡¯t care.  Just dive in. If you don't find a place to rest, let alone the dance, whether you can stand or not will still be a big problem.

    After lifting and lifting for a long time, I finally squeezed in. What was shocking was that there were layers of dark curtains behind the waterproof tarpaulin, which seemed to be separate dressing rooms.  After rummaging around in the pile of cloths for a long time, I finally heard Da Shelang's still somewhat stagnant voice behind a certain layer of curtains. I was overjoyed and got in as soon as I lifted the curtain.

    As a result, before I could lift the curtain over my head, my whole head was stepped on the ground. Fortunately, my face was strong enough, otherwise my handsome face would be completely ruined. I struggled to raise my head.  I was immediately stunned.

    I saw Da Shelang wearing a light white panty, holding a sparkling costume in his hand. One hand was already in the sleeve, and the other was still hanging on the side, but at least he was wearing the spring light of his upper body.  It's covered, but it's just me

    I quickly moved my eyes away from Da Shelang, but there was a more exciting scene waiting for me. It turned out that Da Shelang was already very fast

    "Did Idid I come at the wrong time?"

    I smiled stiffly and tried hard to make my face look more handsome. It is said that this can arouse women's protective desire, so the attack will not be so harsh

    Suddenly the whole dressing room became a mess, and several girls who were not mentally strong enough were already screaming. Seeing that the scene was a bit chaotic, I immediately panicked and was about to retract my head.  Shelang stepped on me directly to the ground again with another kick.

    "Sisters, drag him in!"

    Facts have proved that the power of the crowd is infinite. Although with my body, it is easy to train a few girls alone, but when more than a dozen pairs of beautiful hands reach out at the same time, even the toughest man will wither.  Everyone pulled me up with all their hands and feet. The scene was a little awkward for a while. I grinned and didn't know what to explain. My lips wriggled a few times and finally I managed to squeeze out two words.

    "Thanks."

    "You're welcome."

    "You're welcome."

    Silence

    All the girls in the dressing room were dumbfounded. Da Shelang¡¯s face didn¡¯t look very good either. He pinched me hard and said, ¡°Who let you in?¡±

    I was a little embarrassed for a moment, Yaya, weren¡¯t you the one who asked me to come backstage?

    Da Shelang obviously understood what I meant, and without saying a word, he pinched me again, "This is not the backstage!"

    The corners of my mouth twitched involuntarily, no wonder not a single ghost was seen. It turned out that I went astray, but if this is not the backstage, then where the hell is the backstage.

    With another pain in his waist, Da Shelang explained directly: "The backstage is behind the curtain of the stage. There is a small rest area there for the staff. This is the dressing room, you bastard!"

    I nodded awkwardly, but the girls in the dressing room continued to stay in the petrified state. After a while, a girl who was in the ultimate state of exposure interjected.

    ¡°¡­Should we change clothes first?¡±

    There was another scream, and I was directly hit by the sky.

    A and a miniskirt are covered

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    Sitting awkwardly in the lounge, Zha Cheng and the others didn¡¯t ask me where I had gone. They were all staring at the girls on the stage with their gleaming flesh.  I also nodded appreciatively, but I didn't look carefully just now. I didn't expect them to be so beautiful in their clothes.

    I just felt that something was wrong with my idea, but the accompaniment was already playing. According to the host¡¯s introduction, this song was actually written and composed by Warcraft players themselves, and the title of the song is also very Warcraft-flavored - "Can't afford to be hurt"!¡­¡­

    There are so many beautiful women in our area.

    Until now, there are still hundreds of single people.

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Why?

    Is it because it¡¯s not as big as Teacher Cang?

    There are so many gaming websites now.

    There is only one true professional.

    Watching videos every day and busy learning postures;

    The forum is so awesome that I forgot to play the game.

    I can¡¯t afford to be hurt. I really can¡¯t afford to be hurt~

    You have to be cute, be cute, be beautiful, and be able to perform sex scenes!

    I couldn¡¯t care less about panting~ I couldn¡¯t care less about my urgency to urinate.

    Nengwen Nengwu can also fly.

    I can¡¯t afford to be hurt. I really can¡¯t afford to be hurt~

    I will fuck you until World of Warcraft collapses!

    The version has been upgraded again~ It¡¯s too late to fall in love.

    I love you, love you, love you till my nose bleeds.

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    After listening to the song "Can't afford to be hurt", I was basically in a state of death. I didn't expect that the life of women in 2005 was already so difficult. In this society

    "Who can write this song? I really want to strangle him to death!" Qin Ren's face was filled with anger.

    Zha Cheng bared his teeth and said, "My wife composes the music and I compose the lyrics. Do you have any objections?"

    ¡°I¡¯ll shoot you guys to death for being malicious and cute!¡±

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