In order to set off the Christmas atmosphere, the shops on the street have already put up Christmas decorations, and God has also fallen lightly with snow, making everything look peaceful and harmonious.
What¡¯s even more amazing is that several neatly dressed ¡°Santa Clauses¡± are carrying their gift bags and handing out holiday gifts to passing couples with smiles on their faces.
"Has Qingdao been so awesome in the past two years? I just thought it was for small advertisements." A young man with glasses weighed the beautifully wrapped small gifts in his hand, with a little surprise on his face.
"Hurry up and take it apart to see what it is."
The girl holding the young man's arm couldn't help but tighten her arm. The soft touch immediately made the glasses brother feel secretly happy. She slowly opened the packaging ribbon, and the glasses brother poured out something very unexpected from the carton. But a very thoughtful little gift.
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"Beast!" The girl's face turned red and she immediately lowered her head to the ground.
"Yes, what a beast!" The glasses guy also nodded, but when he turned to look at the busy red figure behind him, the image of Santa Claus suddenly became extremely tall.
My dear ones, after living in China for twenty years, I finally know what it feels like to "give help in times of need" Yaya's, or the heat of the raised threads!
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That's right, it's us, the living Lei Feng, who are handing out "sex blessings" on the street. In line with the principle of doing good deeds without leaving our names behind, we wrapped ourselves up tightly early in the morning, from clothes to wigs and fake beards. Even my own father might not be able to recognize me in this suit.
But now I have encountered a big problem. Although my makeup is indeed so perfect that no one can recognize it, but I really met my biological father!
Speaking of which, my father and my mother were also models of ** silks produced in the 1960s. I didn¡¯t realize how good they were in the past few years. It wasn¡¯t until my sister and I both went abroad that the two old ** silks who had been silent for a long time finally broke out. .
The way the two of them broke out was also very unexpected. The uncle and aunt who were a hundred years old together even played the trick of leaving a letter and running away. After transferring all the house in their name and their sister's "dowry" to us, The two old ladies completely disappeared from the world.
In fact, it's not right to say that the world has evaporated. According to them, they have fulfilled their responsibilities as parents in this life, and they really don't want to continue to work hard for our future families and children, so they want to live their lives while they can still move. In the past, I could only think about it but couldn't live it.
"The thing I regret most in this life is having your sister's hair"
"What I regret even more is that now that I have your sister, my father was accidentally shot again!"
I still remember deeply that the "suicide note" written by my father made me burst into tears. From the time my sister was born until we went abroad, the twenty years of blood and tears are like a family planning leaflet, even I think it¡¯s not an exaggeration to call it a ¡°birth control¡± brochure¡
When I looked at that "suicide note", I couldn't help but remember the scene of my childhood. As a generation of family planning, having a pair of children in the family is definitely a huge burden for ordinary families. My father is busy with his business and can hardly go home a few times a year. My mother has to work and take care of the house. She is too busy every day. But even though we are so busy, our family can still go hiking and go to sea during holidays ¡
"These two old guys have really disappeared. No matter how hard we look, we can't find them. They didn't even show up on my sister's wedding day. Only some travel photos occasionally sent back can prove that they are still alive and well.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy, the Golden Gate Bridge in the United States, the Egyptian Pyramids, the Dubai Hotel in the United Arab Emirates, St. Basil's Cathedral in Moscowthe names that only exist in my mind have become their background colors. Sometimes, when I see the wall When I put up the hanging family photos, I can¡¯t help but miss them and look forward to when I can see them again.
But in the following years, these two old guys who were busy enjoying life never showed up, which made my sister and I a little depressed. I really didn¡¯t expect that I would meet them on the street today, and the old lady was still reaching out to ask me for a gift!
It is very helpless to be blocked by an uncle with fashionable clothes and unique hairstyle. What is even more helpless is that he is holding out his hand to me with a standard Qingdao accent.
"Merry Christmas!"
¡°It¡¯s not Christmas yet¡¡±
"I wish you a Merry Christmas in advance!" As she said this, the old lady raised her hands again.
I am full of helplessness,He replied: "Uncle, this gift is for lovers!"
Then something happened that made me collapse. Two uncles and aunts in their forties hugged and kissed in front of me. Then the old lady said to me with a proud face, "Don't we look like a couple?"
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"Gift?"
Looking at my father¡¯s eager eyes, I couldn¡¯t refuse him no matter what. At this moment, I wished that I was a pure boy, and how I wished that the tampering with the gift was just a dream. But, then again, if this old guy gets tricked
I took out a pile of gift boxes and handed them all to him, "Please remember to take your time"
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The moment the gift was given, I finally understood the true meaning of the word "cheat". As a good young man of the new century who has truly cheated his father, my life was immediately illuminated. No wonder there is such a thing. Many people like to cheat on their parents, but it turns out that cheating on their parents feels so good!
But I was happy, but the other "Santa Clauses" were a little unhappy. Zha Cheng shook me with his gift bag, "Damn, why did you give that old man so much? We didn't bring enough stock to distribute. Got it!"
Qin Ren also weighed his gift bag and frowned: "It's really not enough. There are too many couples in Hai Da."
"It's okay, I met Wandering just now, so I sent him several messages!" Xiao Yueyue added with a smile on her face.
A few people looked at each other and couldn't help laughing loudly, Yaya, I see you didn't fall for it this time!
Pedestrians on the road looked at us in surprise, and some Obasans who thought there was something exciting to watch stopped to see if we had a show to perform. I didn't hesitate any longer and poured out all the gift boxes left in the gift bag. Several others followed suit and piled up a pile of gifts in the snow.