Along this mysterious passage that suddenly appeared, we set foot on the road leaving the Kokla Mountains. Compared with the huge threats we encountered on the way here, the way out was smooth and calm. We encountered neither ferocious beasts nor mysterious cruel villains in the passage. Maybe it¡¯s because this road is so peaceful that I¡¯m not used to it. I always felt that this passage was much shorter than the way we came, so that I seemed to see a flash of light at the exit in front of me just after walking. .
When we first left this passage, we had no idea where it would take us. We formed a battle formation, holding our weapons tightly and cautiously stepping out of the cave entrance, fearing that we would encounter a group of hungry evil tribes or monsters as soon as we emerged - you know that these evil creatures always have a very good appetite, and No matter how different they look, they all have one good quality in common - they are never picky eaters. Whether it's half-orcs, elves or humans, it's all very much to their liking. In fact, I have encountered many of these savage man-eating sub-intelligent creatures in my previous adventures. Judging from my observations of the campfires and wreckage in their camps, they seem to rarely consider which one to choose to eat. It's a question of race - it's more a matter of whether they roast or stew the unfortunate fellows.
Thank God, we soon found ourselves in a peaceful forest. The only creatures around us that could pose some threat to us were a group of level 35 or 6-antlered deer, and if you didn¡¯t cause trouble for them, this group would Herbivores that are not low in level but have a docile temperament will never harm you on their own initiative.
At first we didn¡¯t know exactly where we were at this time, but it didn¡¯t take long for us to confirm from the adventure map that we were in the woods on the northwest side of Revell City. In fact, when we looked to the southeast through the gaps in the branches of the trees, the towering towers on the Revell Gate were already faintly visible.
I turned back, wanting to take another look at the mysterious passage leading directly from the majestic God of War Temple on the top of Mount Kokla, but found that the space at the entrance of the passage immediately twisted and rotated like a whirlpool, gradually fading away, and finally It disappeared, leaving only a thick stone wall covered with smooth green moss, as if the road had never appeared.
Obviously, the gods do not want to leave a shortcut to the divine realm in the world. They will only provide this convenience to the winners who have proven themselves in the ring.
In retrospect, since these great beings sitting high in the sky can send us back to where we were so easily, then naturally we can also be brought to them in a simpler way. However, they would rather choose that everyone who wants to express their piety to the gods must climb the arduous snow mountain with their own legs, and risk their lives to defeat those ferocious and wild snow mountain Bigfoots. Until they overcome many difficulties and obstacles, they can get a chance to perform martial arts in front of the gods
Who said that the test of gods is only in the ring? From the moment you make up your mind to complete this task, God¡¯s test has actually begun¡
"I'm going to the Holy City to hand in a mission later. Will you come with me?" Fei Yin walked into Revell City and shook the crystal clear "Certificate of Glory of the God's Chosen Knights" in her hand and asked us road.
"I'll go, I finally completed this task, I have to see what the reward is like." Yangjia said excitedly.
¡°I¡¯ll go too, let¡¯s go together to see what the house for our guild looks like.¡± Yan Zhen couldn¡¯t help but shout in joy.
"Look at who is online, send a message to notify them, and everyone who has nothing to do can gather there. This is a great event for the guild, let's celebrate it properly!" Xian Ge Yayi was also eager to give it a try.
"Um President" I thought for a while and suggested, " Our equipment is seriously damaged this time. It's better to repair the equipment here before leaving. Freshit City is too big Well, you have to run for ten minutes to find a place to repair equipment, which is not as convenient as this small town."
My suggestion was immediately approved by everyone. Fei Yin nodded and said: "Okay, just follow what the war warrior said, those who need to repair equipment should repair equipment, those who should sell things should sell things, and those who have tasks should submit tasks. , I will send a message to inform others that we will meet at the carriage in five minutes."
Yangjia and I went straight to the blacksmith's shop where equipment was being repaired - as melee professionals, the two of us were obviously more urgent than others about repairing equipment - and then we found a grocery store to clean up the worthless things we had on hand. of trophies. After finishing the work, we first came to the carriage station next to the square, waiting for the arrival of others. Not long after, Fei Yin also rushed over. She told us that the formation of the wild geese might take a while.?The Elf Tamer has run out of armor-piercing ammunition. Ordinary weapons stores will not sell this kind of special musket ammunition. She must go to the auction house and buy it from space waders who have mastered weapon manufacturing skills.
It seems that Yanzhen's transaction has encountered a little trouble. We waited at the carriage station for a long time but did not see any sign of her. Just as we were getting a little anxious from waiting, suddenly, a familiar voice came from the direction of the city gate
"Dad, I was wrong. I was really wrong. I shouldn't have skipped school. I shouldn't have skipped home to review my homework and run out to play games during the holidays. I won't dare to do it again? I will change it. I will definitely change it! I promise that from now on I will never play online games again! Please, please let me go, I want to go home, let me go home"
The entire city's attention was attracted by this inhumane scream: a level 48 human swordsman wearing white clothes with a vicious scar on his left cheek was shrinking his neck and sticking his butt out, desperately moving backwards. Struggling. In front of him, a bearded rookie monk who was just in his early forties and covered in junk equipment grabbed his arm and dragged him very roughly towards the city gate. He yelled loudly:
"You brat, you have plenty of time when you bring a female classmate out to eat. If I help you put on a cloak, I won't stop you! I have supported you for more than ten years in vain! Want to leave? There is no way! If you don't give me the cloak today Once you come out, don¡¯t even think about going home!¡±
"Dad, I'm wronged" the swordsman in white screamed, "it's not that I don't want to help you. I've played the sticky swamp dungeon with you six times this afternoon. There's nothing I can do if your cloak can't explode. ah¡¡"
"Good son, be obedient. Let's go there one last time, just once. This time, no matter whether we can break out the cloak or not, we won't have any fun, okay?" The bearded monk followed the instructions.
"Just spare me" The bearded monk's promise of "the last time" did not win the support of the swordsman in white. Instead, it aroused the other party's deeper resentment, " you said it was the last time three hours ago. , this afternoon we have beaten you four times for the last time. Just wait for one more week, next Saturday, why don¡¯t you think I will get up at six o¡¯clock in the morning to put on your cloak? "
"I'm going to be level 50 next week and this cloak is of no use" The bearded monk impatiently objected to the other party's suggestion. From his eyes we could see an unusually fiery glow. Flame, "it's just because I'm going to need it right now that I'm anxious to take you with me."
"No, Dad, I agreed with Mom to arrive home before six o'clock in the afternoon. It's almost half past five now. Mom is still waiting for us to come home for dinner. Don't keep her waiting" The swordsman in white was in pain. The ground shouted.
"Your mother" This was obviously a stronger objection than all the previous reasons, so that the bearded monk, who had always had a tough attitude, had to hesitate for a moment, with a somewhat hesitant expression on his face But for a moment After that, he immediately resumed his original tough stance and said categorically: "I'll tell your mother to go over there. Today's tutoring courses are more difficult and we have to go home later."
"I'm not going, I'm not going, you can find someone else Mom, Mom, help me" Facing the eager expectation of the bearded monk, the swordsman in white finally said without any manners at all. He sat down in the middle of the road and rolled around on the ground, acting like a rogue.
"Don't talk about calling your mother, even if you call your grandma, you have to take out the cloak for me first!" The bearded monk couldn't say anything else, and rolled up his sleeves angrily, looking like he was going to drag the swordsman in white away. Go out of the city gate
If you read it correctly, the two guys who are having this fierce verbal argument and physical conflict are none other than our dear guild member Fo Xiao, and his former follower and later father (this statement always seems to give people A strange feeling), a human monk who can be called almost useless except for his perseverance - I am your father.
Whether it is out of the comradeship of working together in the same guild, or out of the feelings of comrades who have fought side by side to defend against powerful enemies, we should never sit back and watch Fo Xiao suffer from such an embarrassing predicament, and we cannot bear to watch. He was tortured and indifferent because of his resistance to unreasonable patriarchal tyranny. This is what we think and this is what we do!
So we turned our backs in unison and admired the long-distance carriage waiting by the road with great interest.
My mood suddenly felt much better
"If you don't let me go, I will tell mom that you forced me to play games with you" Foxiao threatened loudly.
"Hey, look at it, people can actually sit in this carriage!" People in the Yangtze River Delta were filled with surprises.??He desperately pushed his head into the car, as if he was afraid that his big, round and plump green face would be seen by others.
"How dare you! If you tell your mother, I won't give you a penny of your pocket money from now on!" I am your father with a stern voice.
"Yes, yes, and there is actually a horse in front of this carriage" Fei Yin cringed and crouched between the four horses, wishing she could press her whole body behind the horses' buttocks, even standing upright When I'm next to her, it's hard for me to spot her traces under the messy horse's tail - this shows that our president actually has the potential to become an excellent rogue.
The reasons chosen by these two guys are so stupid that it can be seen at a glance that they are just a poor excuse to hide in a panic to avoid getting involved in this troublesome father and son's confusing dispute. And a decent person like me, who is upright, loyal and upright, would never choose to use such disgraceful means to evade responsibility
"If you don't let go, I will call for help" Foxiao threatened impassionedly while rolling on the ground.
Hearing this sentence, I suddenly felt that this carriage was really weird: "Hey, its wheels are actually round" In the spirit of careful observation and hard research, I ducked under the carriage.
??Now Fo Xiao must not be able to see me anymore
Just when we were at a loss because we didn't know how to deal with the relationship between the father and son who suddenly appeared as enemies, and tried our best to hide behind the carriage in order to avoid their eyes, suddenly, I heard a crisp whip. There was a loud noise, and then the excited neighing of horses came from the front of the car. I lay on the bottom of the car, helplessly watching the wheels roll slowly in front of my eyes, then rolled faster and faster, and finally rolled out of my sight. Immediately, three petrified figures with weird shapes and awkward expressions were exposed in the most prosperous central square of Revell City: a fat orc with his butt stuck out, his head shrunk, and his hands stretched to the left and right, as if he was squeezing through a narrow passage. The Shadow Thief, a human female magician who crept on tiptoes and half-crouched in the middle of the road, winking and trying to keep her balance, and a human warrior warrior who crawled in the middle of the road with his legs splayed in an extremely unsightly posture.
We originally wanted to hide our bodies and avoid the sight of others. However, in this extremely embarrassing situation - believe me, even if you want to deliberately avoid our sight, it is very difficult.
So, naturally
"President! Yangtze River Delta! Jeff! Come help me quickly! I'm almost being driven to death by my dad" In an instant, Foxiao and I am your dad were both stunned for a moment by the sudden appearance of the three of us. . But Foxiao's reaction was obviously faster. He immediately broke free from the entanglement of the bearded monk, rolled and crawled towards us at high speed, and cried loudly to us with an uncontrollable excited voice after rejoining the organization. .
At this moment, the corners of our eyes were moist with him.
I firmly believe that at this moment, in the hearts of Feiyin and Yangtze River Delta, there must be a touching sentence that is unforgettable and regretful like mine:
? ?How great it would be if I didn¡¯t know this guy
"President, please help me persuade him. He dragged me to play a dungeon six times this afternoon. His hands that opened the equipment were blacker than paint. He killed me no less than thirty times. This time, I finally begged my grandpa and grandma to find several teammates who dared not take us to play. I was beaten to the point where I feel sick when I see the trolls. I really can¡¯t live this life" Fo¡¯s smile never changed. As agile and fast as he is today, I feel that his speed is faster than his voice, and he has completely disappeared behind the Yangtze River Delta before his words fall.
Foxiao's behavior immediately aroused even greater shame, anger and anger in I Am Your Dad. He rolled up his sleeves and rushed towards Foxiao roughly. While scolding him for his disobedience, he reached out and took off the leather boot on his left foot. ¡ª¡ªAlthough I really don¡¯t see any significance in his action, his movements are so skillful and natural that it¡¯s hard not to get the feeling that ¡°he is very used to doing this kind of action.¡±
"How dare you chew your tongue in front of others? Come here and see how I teach you a lesson, you stinky boy. See if I don't" The bearded warrior monk waved his boots in a mighty manner, seemingly intending to let him down. Buddha, who was dodging left and right, suffered a bitter meal. However, the overly bloated body of the Yangtze River Delta made it difficult for him to achieve his wish. He could neither hit nor catch the Buddha's smile hiding behind the Yangtze River Delta, so that what was originally a domestic violence incident in which I taught my son a lesson turned into a domestic violence incident. Bizarre game of eagle and chicken.
This is an unstoppable farce. We have no position and absolutely no idea how to persuade this father and son with eccentric personalities and complicated relationships to mediate their disputes. The only thing we can do is to wait for this event with a helpless smile.The drama ended on its own, and at the same time, I was secretly glad that I was not in the Yangtze River Delta at this time.
This matter couldn't continue to be so noisy endlessly. Finally, my father's sense of authority made my father no longer able to bear the trouble of being unable to discipline his disobedient son. He took the lead in giving up this meaningless pursuit and turned to And he turned to his own faith and ability: he waved his right hand, and a bright golden light turned into the shape of a huge fist, bypassing the blockage of the Yangtze River Delta body, and then hit Foxiao hard on the face. The human swordsman, who had always been dodging, was caught off guard and was hit by the sudden magic. He was immediately dizzy and unable to move. A bright red word "-50" floated from his head.
This is the "Fist of Justice", one of the few spells in the monk profession that can perform long-range attacks. Judging from the level of I am your father, he may have just learned this relatively advanced combat skill - I really want to know how he felt when he knocked down his son using this skill for the first time.
But it seems that he has no psychological burden at all about using this newly learned skill on his son. As soon as Foxiao was dizzy, I am your father rushed forward and grabbed his arm hard:
"Let's see where else you can run!" He said fiercely but proudly.
I have to say that it was too early for him to be proud.
In fact, what I want to say is: he used this skill at the wrong time.
When he used this skill, he did not see a group of patrolling guards coming out of the intersection behind him. These loyal city protectors happened to watch the entire process of the violence he just committed.
So, when the unlucky father just grabbed his son's arm, two other stronger arms also locked his own arm firmly.
"Your violent behavior disrupted the security of the city in Revell City. According to Article 4 of Chapter 2 of the Urban Safety Management Regulations of Revell City, you will be sentenced to online imprisonment for half an hour for illegal fighting in the city." A The guard officer in bright armor and serious expression said to the bearded monk, "I am your father" meticulously.
"Let me go, what are you doing!" I am your father, struggling desperately with an excited expression, shouting angrily, "He is my son, why should you arrest me when I teach my son a lesson? I didn't fight, let go I¡¡"
This sudden turn of events shocked us greatly. Foxiao, who had just woken up, was also panicked. He pulled the guards' arms hard and tried in vain to make them let go. He was very eager to rescue his trapped father:
"Let him go, you idiots, idiot programmers, I want to complain to GM! Dad let me go Dad, Dad"
In front of the strong and powerful city guards, all the efforts made by the father and son, who were not even at level 50, were in vain. We watched helplessly as I, your father, was carried to the prison by two guards in a panic. Before entering the cell door, he shouted unwillingly at Buddha Smile:
"Hurry up and pay the bail for me, and when I come out, you can paint my cloak with me"
¡°Bang!¡± The cell door was closed tightly, isolating the two spaces.
The swordsman in white looked at the prison door dumbfounded, at a loss.
This matter has come to an end. For us who are in embarrassment, this may not be a good thing.
"Is the bail money enough? The guild can lend it to you if you need it. Borrow ten and pay back twelve, and pay it back within three days" After hesitating for a moment, Fei Yin finally couldn't help but stepped forward and whispered to her. Buddha asked with a smile.
Faced with this question, the swordsman in white hesitated for a moment with a confused expression, and then seemed to remember something, and couldn't help but shrink his neck with palpitations. Then, he made up his mind, bit his lip, took out a small handful of gold coins from his purse, and resolutely put them into Fei Yin's hands:
"President, I will give you ten gold coins, and you promise me that you will never let him go"