Chapter 139: Three hundred gold package to clear the arena
There are always some special things in this world. They have a magical power that can transcend all closed barriers, enabling different souls to communicate closely, reach understanding, put aside hatred and hostility, and join hands for the same goal. cooperate. The precious thing about these things is that everyone knows their existence, but only a few people will always be so lucky to obtain them - such as "love", such as "faith", such as "ideal", and so on. ¡
Uha lot of yellow gold? !
"Do you have any other needs, handsome man?" Our respectable president, Miss Concubine Yin, had eyes full of spring, and cast a wink at the funeral march of the undead warriors in front of her with an extremely eager look. Son. Just looking at her current confused and intoxicated nympho look, you might mistakenly think that she is facing a handsome man with a graceful and elegant temperament.
Calling this guy "handsome" is simply ironic. I swear, no matter which race you come from in terms of aesthetics, it is absolutely impossible to find any connection with "handsome" in this rotten man covered with rotting flesh and bones. things come - including the decadent's own aesthetics. On the contrary, the president of an unknown small guild from the Blighted Land may be in the most miserable and embarrassing moment in his life, even in his life:
Of course you can insist that he is still "wearing" a suit of armor after all, but I think it would be more appropriate to say that these tattered armor pieces are "hanging" on him in pieces; in comparison, , the armor and leggings on his lower body were even more seriously damaged, leaving his two bare leg bones almost completely exposed from the ankles to the roots. They no longer even have the most basic function of covering up shame - thankfully However, there was nothing "shameful" to hide about a decayed skeleton with basically only bones left, which barely saved him from being accused of being "indecent". The most pitiable thing is that his face looks particularly bad at this time, it is so pale that it is heartbreaking-imagine, when you can see from the face of a skeleton that originally only had a white skull. When you see that his complexion can actually become paler, you can imagine his current mood. The undead warrior's expression was depressed, painful and regretful at this time, and he looked as if he had just been robbed - of course, in fact, the situation he encountered was far worse than this.
Under Miss Feiyin¡¯s friendly and well-intentioned reminder, Funeral March and his guild members immediately discovered that there was indeed a huge shortage in their medicine reserves. In order to protect the lives of our members and ensure that they can pass through the adventurous journey full of fatal dangers safely after completing the mission, Funeral March actively expressed its strong desire to purchase drugs from us. Although he was in a hostile lineup, but inspired by the spirit of internationalism and humanitarianism, our compassionate president generously and generously resold all the excess medicines on hand - ah no, it should be resold - to Our competitors charge only a meager shipping fee of only 20% of the original price of the drug. What needs to be added is that our half-orc shadow thief Yangjia also contributed a batch of precious potions he collected at the same price to express respect and respect for our respected opponents.
"Hehe, how can you be so embarrassed" The green-skinned Shadow Walker smiled humbly, while using his fingers to wet his saliva, he counted the gold coins in his hand one by one.
I don¡¯t know how Xian Ge Yayi and Yan Zhen are feeling at this time, but personally I suddenly regretted not buying a batch of potions from the president just now
Taking this transaction as an opportunity, our respectable president, Miss Concubine Yin, finally reached a preliminary understanding with our opponents and agreed to help them overcome this arena mission, while also increasing our win count to eight. Second-rate. In order to ensure that we can actually help them complete this task, Miss Feiyin also specially proposed to divide the potion transaction into nine parts. Every time they win a victory, one transaction will be completed until the end. This minimizes the risk of us absconding with the money or them refusing to pay, which is indeed a wise initiative.
Of course, as an additional clause of this deal, Miss Fei Yin specifically proposed that in nine matches with the other side and seven with our side, a total of sixteen battles, the funeral march must be defeated by Fei Yin in order to be defeated as a lady. Compensation for a man shocked by his despicable bug-throwing act, the apologetic Funeral March immediately and gentlemanly accepts the terms - a term he soon regrets.
When he stood in the ring with Fei Yin for the second time, the Decayer War Warrior did not usher in the splashing ice and snow storm and exploding magic traps that he expected. The handsome human female magician in front of him did not take out the streamer. Overflowing with color, full ofInstead of a magic wand with powerful magic power, he smiled and took out a "skinning knife" from his backpack that could only increase his attack power by three points. Under this small and blunt primary weapon, Funeral March was stabbed more than two hundred times before he finally defeated the ring in a bloody state. The tragedy was unbearable for us onlookers to watch.
The second time Fei Yin used a sledgehammer
The third time was the spear
The fourth time is
In sixteen consecutive battles, Fei Yin never used the same method to carry out her inhuman and bloody revenge on Funeral March. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I really couldn't imagine that a small insect could cause such unforgettable resentment in a beautiful woman. In my opinion, even if our opponents give us all the gold coins from the beginning, they don¡¯t have to worry about us escaping midway-not to mention sixteen times, even if they kill the funeral march 160 times in a row, they don¡¯t have to worry about it. It cannot quell the resentment in the hearts of our presidents
But what we must admit is that the undead warriors from the Blighted Land are the most stoic and courageous heroes I have ever seen in my life. During Fei Yin's sixteen consecutive hell-like and shuddering cruel tortures, this guy sat calmly in the center of the ring every time, calmly surrendering, without even a frown from beginning to end - of course, if he had What he said-not even the slightest weak moan came out.
"Oh my God, how could he endure such huge pain?" Under the ring, I couldn't hold back my admiration and couldn't help but whisper.
"Silly, he took off the nerve sensor" Xian Ge Yayi rolled her eyes and said disdainfully
It didn¡¯t take long for the transaction to be completed successfully. If you don't look at the empty wallets of the other five people fluttering in the mountain wind, this is generally a win-win deal that both parties can benefit from. After this transaction, our number of wins has successfully increased to eight, and we are only less than 3,000 gold coins away from the "donation" of 100,000 gold coins to the temple. Our opponents, on the other hand, created a miracle at an impossible and extremely low level, successfully passed the test of the gods, and gloriously won nine arena battles. As for those potions On the bright side, at least they won't have to worry about their lives in the next half century - if the shelf life of those potions is long enough.
After rescuing our opponents from the endless pain of twenty-seven consecutive defeats, we were not in a hurry to complete our mission and immediately achieve our final glory in the arena where the gods watched. On the contrary, after watching our opponents leave the temple and stuffing a lot of heavy gold into our backpacks with great satisfaction, we suddenly realized that we had to win the last glorious victory and complete the guild's sacred fiefdom mission. it seemsit seemsit's not such an important thing anymore
"Hello, sir, welcome!" When another arena battle began, our president put on a high-cut long skirt that was graceful and beautiful but with particularly low defense, and he was making moves with his hands free. Walking onto the ring, with a professional smile on his face, he greeted his opponent with great enthusiasm. It made people feel as if he was not standing on a ring where courage and strength were gambling for honor, but rather in a luxury hotel. At the door, he seemed to be facing an attentive and charming waitress.
"Before the battle officially begins, could you please take two minutes of your time? Judging from the dusty appearance of all the heroes, you must have gone through many difficult battles. Although you do look very majestic and heroic, but in the In such a fierce battle, it must be difficult to win every battle. In fact, you can choose a more relaxed and enjoyable way to complete this task. You may be interested in learning about this special service provided by our guild. As long as you If you are willing, we can help you easily win a victory in less than two minutes, or we can help you complete this difficult task simply and conveniently, so that all heroes can skip this boring task. In the arena battle, save your precious time and energy and invest in a more important, more interesting, more exciting, and more romantic adventure. And all you have to pay is just a small and insignificant labor fee. Do you want to Think about it?"
¡°Compared to Fei Yin¡¯s poor ice magic, her smart and smooth speech is obviously a more powerful weapon. With just one encounter, she stunned a demon warlock who had just climbed onto the ring. Judging from the level and the degree of damage to the equipment, this team has probably gone through many difficult and difficult battles, and was tortured to death by this glorious mission. Therefore, the demon warlock hesitated and scratched his head, then turned around and looked at his teammates under the ring. , seems quite excited.
¡°¡still??What's so hesitant! "Seeing the other party's wavering, Fei Yin immediately pursued the victory decisively, waving a eloquent tongue, and perseveringly encouraged the other party's excited mood, wishing that every word would be ejected into the other party's heart, " I'm not as excited as I am. Take action, it's better to take action right away. Our guild guarantees its credibility. We compete in the arena first and pay later. We will end each game one by one and complete the task in one go! We also launched a special promotion event, win one game for 60 gold, win two games for 100 gold, buy eight games in a row, get one for free, and even have a 25% discount, three hundred gold, for only three hundred gold, you can get it. You can forever get rid of the pain of being inferior to others, no longer have to worry about the difficulty of winning, and become a grand guild with exclusive real estate. No need to hesitate anymore, call right awayahemI mean make up your mind right away. Bar. In order to expand the reputation of our guild and further develop cross-race, cross-camp, and cross-server business, we specially provide discounts for the first ten teams that apply for services. The top ten teams, regardless of how many wins they require, will receive a 20% refund on the total labor fee. So far, nine teams have successfully completed the task with our help. It is absolutely crown quality and the satisfaction rate is 100%. . You happen to be the tenth team. With such an affordable price and such a preferential event, how could you be smart enough to miss it"
This is the most amazing eloquence I have ever seen. Our respectable president has simply fallen into a violent state that I originally thought was unique to half-orcs, showing an almost pathological enthusiasm. . The most impressive thing about her is that she clearly knows that every word she says is money-swindling nonsense, yet she can keep talking confidently. If no one interrupted her, I doubt she would have been able to talk from now until dawn tomorrow.
Not surprisingly, our opponents were convinced. After some haggling, they agreed to buy six victories from us for two hundred gold coins without much consideration - you know, for a guild that has already prepared one hundred thousand gold coins to purchase real estate, this is It's a pretty low price - of course, in a world where everyone feels hardship and poverty, nothing is cheap compared to buying a property.
In the next few "battles", they only need to send one person to sit on the ring, wait for our five nominal "challengers" to line up neatly on the ring, and then one by one at the beginning of the battle He jumped out of the ring in an instant, saving time and effort, and not even a second was wasted. In the words of Lady Fei Yin, this is definitely a fast and considerate one-stop service - of course, we also saved a small amount of equipment maintenance costs.
In this way, the winner won a victory that had nothing to do with honor and courage, and the loser was satisfied with his failure. Although the gods sitting high in the sky knew that this was just an opportunistic game with a predetermined outcome. , but still maintained a very high attendance rate with great interest, and took the trouble to watch this strange scene over and over again through the flashing rainbow lights, neither objecting nor stopping
I have always believed that the most humane thing about this world is that it writes all the rules for living here in your adventure manual, so no matter who you are, you can live a peaceful and normal life here according to the rules. . But here¡¯s the funny thing: sometimes you¡¯re better off if you don¡¯t live by the rules written on paper. So we must know that life will never be as simple as words written on paper.
Although not every team is willing to spend money to choose a more convenient method to complete the task, after all, those true brave men who insist on choosing honor and courage without hesitation are in the minority everywhere - this is a sad fact for this world. , but for us, this is a gratifying phenomenon. In the next short period of one and a half hours, we helped more than 30 teams complete this arena task, and the labor fees we earned from it were astonishingly more than 10,000 gold coins. Not only did we collect enough to be donated to God The temple's huge amount of money also made our guild account, which was already exhausted, have a small surplus. At this time, we finally stopped playing the arena - not because we didn¡¯t want to continue this very lucrative job, but because we suddenly discovered that with our hard work, we could challenge the empire on the billboard. The team soon saw one-third of the alliance's teams, and most of them were high-level teams above level 60 (obviously, the higher the level, the less necessary it is to clear the arena). If we continue like this, I'm afraid that in the end even we ourselves will be unable to complete the task because we can't find a suitable opponent.
In the end, we won the last victory against an Imperial Guild team in their early forties - of course, before that we did not forget to help them increase their number of wins to eight with the special discount price of the 100th gold coin. Scene¡ª¡ªAs a burst of sacred music echoed in the Temple of the God of War, five bright lightsThe golden light pierced the clouds, penetrated the crystal dome of ice and snow, and drew five shining circular halos, covering the five of us. Then, a rainbow bridge shimmering with seven colors slowly shot out from the center of the ring. The top of the rainbow held a six-sided ice pick that also projected seven colors of light. The name of this ice pick was: "Proof of Glory of the God's Chosen Knights."
When Fei Yin took the radiant ice cone in her hand, five rays of holy light rose from the ground at the same time, surrounding us. The intense light made it difficult for us to open our eyes. Finally, when the light receded and our eyes gradually regained their vision, I found that the towering War God Temple had disappeared out of thin air, and we were already in a strange mountain col. Three sides of the col are surrounded by unclimbable Qianren Ice Peaks. Only the south-facing side is a deep ice and snow cave. I believe it leads to the road we came from.
Our mission is accomplished!
At this time, the five of us were all immersed in the joy of a successful mission¡ªperhaps a part of us was immersed in the greater joy of making some extra money out of thin air¡ªwe have not yet discovered that what we have done today What a profound impact everything has had on the world:
A month later, a guild named "Three Hundred Gold To Brush the Arena" quietly appeared in the Continental Alliance Guild List. Almost at the same time, a guild named "Three Hundred Gold to Brush the Arena" also appeared in the Doomsday Empire guild list. Guild organization. Rumor has it that whenever you come to this "Rainbow Temple of War", you can see the names of these two guilds on the challenge notice board.
" Two months later, these two guilds cleared out all the guilds from the Continental Alliance and the Doomsday Empire that came to complete this task, so that they had a monopoly in a short period of time. The guilds that came back to complete the mission later were faced with a bare challenge notice board and could only find the names of these two guilds - they had no choice but to exchange 300 gold coins for the successful completion of the mission.
Three months later, on a dead night, the Supreme God revised the laws of the world specifically for the task of this arena battle, stipulating that the same two guilds were not allowed to fight more than three times in a day. After that, these two guilds that "conquered the arena" disappeared overnight, just as abruptly as they appeared, and no one has heard anything about them again
However, all this has nothing to do with us anymore