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Text Episode 3 Jia Junpeng, your mother told you to go home and eat shit

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    However, when the appearance of the Chinese CIA agent's Avatar was exposed on the Internet, it caused an uproar here. Of course, the first ones to break the news were Xiao Lingdang and Xiao Tang, a pair of good guys. After returning home,  , I just had some free time, so I transferred the photos from my digital camera to my laptop, and then started to filter through the photos, and finally selected a photo that was clearer and captured Xiao Lingdang¡¯s face.  Then I went to Baidu Tieba Avatar Bar and posted a post called [Shocking] Avatar suddenly appeared in Harbin and attacked a girl on the street

    What Chinese people like most is to watch the fun, regardless of whether it will cause trouble because of the fun. Anyway, the post became popular all of a sudden, and people from all over the country started to repost it. Fortunately, it was not the Chinese who were photographed by the CIA.  The real faces of the agents all look like the female version of Avatar. You can¡¯t see the face, otherwise it would be embarrassing. However, this post became really popular for a while.  Such crazy reposting started. Although it was not as popular as Jia Junpeng, it was really popular on the Internet for a while. If these Chinese agents of the CIA hadn't found a way to suppress it by American hackers, they might not have been as popular as Jia Junpeng.  Still more popular!

    Jia Junpeng, an online virtual character.  On July 16, 2009, a netizen published a post titled "Jia Junpeng, your mother called you home for dinner" on Baidu Tieba World of Warcraft. It was viewed by 390,617 netizens in just five or six hours, attracting more than 1.7  With 10,000 replies, netizens called it a "miracle of the Internet."  "Jia Junpeng, your mother called you home for dinner" quickly became an Internet buzzword.  The Jia Junpeng incident can be understood as an Internet performance art and a Tieba cultural carnival.

    At 10:58 on July 16, 2009, a little-known netizen known as "Jia Junpeng" by thousands of netizens suddenly became famous on the Internet in just a few hours.  Many netizens found out about it on Baidu and Sina iAsk, and offered rewards to find out who "Jia Junpeng" was. Many netizens also joined the prank queue, forming an extremely large "Jia Junpeng family."  Some netizens jokingly called the "Jia Junpeng Incident" "a murder caused by a sentence of eating."  It is a miracle that "Jia Junpeng" became popular on the Chinese Internet in such a short period of time.  This also seriously reflects the "contribution" of the "maritime army" in portraying a manipulated network status quo, using a spectator spirit to control people's focus!

    The almost ridiculing sentence "Jia Junpeng, your mother called you home for dinner" in Baidu's "World of Warcraft Bar" attracted more than 200,000 netizens to click and browse in just 5 hours, and nearly 10,000 netizens participated in the follow-up.  post.  Many netizens also registered online names such as "Jia Junpeng's mother", "Jia Junpeng's grandfather", "Jia Junpeng's second aunt", "Jia Junpeng's aunt", etc., forming an unusually large "Jia Junpeng family".

    The post "Jia Junpeng, your mother calls you home for dinner" was posted at 11 a.m. on July 16, 2009. The poster's IP address is "222.94.255.*", and the content of the post only contains the two letters "rt"  , which means "like the title", does not explain questions such as "Why did you post this?", "Who is Jia Junpeng?" and other questions.  A netizen who claimed to be "Jia Junpeng" replied in the thread, "I am not going back to eat today. I am eating in an Internet cafe now. Please help me tell my mother." However, the netizen who claimed to be "Jia Junpeng" was very  About to be exposed by other netizens, it was discovered that the registration time of the ID was 11 o'clock on July 16, 2 minutes later than the posting time. "It must be a prank." Other netizens who posted said.  The phrase "Jia Junpeng, your mother called you home for dinner" quickly became popular on the Internet and has become a new Internet buzzword in 2009.  However, behind this Internet carnival, it is difficult to hide the deep loneliness in the hearts of hundreds of millions of netizens.  To sum up, the reason is that World of Warcraft has been delayed in opening the server, but it is more due to the emptiness and loneliness in the inner lives of contemporary netizens.

    Although the poster only left an incomplete IP address and two English letters "rt" (like the title) in the post, it attracted the attention of hundreds of thousands of netizens. The reporter saw that many netizens posted in the comment section  Questions, asking who "Jia Junpeng" is, and hoping that someone can explain clearly the reason why "Jia Junpeng, your mother called you home for dinner", but no "informed person" has ever come forward to explain.

    In addition, the reporter also saw that some netizens on Baidu and Sina iAsk were offering rewards to find out who "Jia Junpeng" was, and many netizens joined the prank queue to form an unusually large "Jia Junpeng family."  What's more, someone posted "Extra Number!" in the World of Warcraft forum.  "Jia Junpeng holds family meeting at 8 o'clock" also attracted thousands of views and replies from netizens.

    "Jia Junpeng" quickly became popular on the Internet within 6 hours. Many netizens believed that this was a miracle of the "Chinese Internet". "The post was posted in the World of Warcraft forum, so it may be related to World of Warcraft." An anonymous netizen speculated.

    "It may be that the player named Jia Junpeng played the game to the point where he couldn't bear to leave. His mother had no choice but to turn to a friend who knew Jia Junpeng, and the friend made an announcement in the game, "Jia JunpengYour mother called you home for dinner¡¯, which triggered the incident.  A netizen with an IP address of "215.125.9.*" left a message and said, "There should be no behind-the-scenes push for such a boring thing. This should be regarded as a miracle in the Chinese online world."

    Jia Junpeng's impact has even formed various copycats, "xx, go home for dinner" type formats and so on.  The most eye-catching one is "Taiwan, the motherland asks you to go home for dinner."  In a sense, this post also shows that Taiwan is an integral part of our country, and the family style similar to Jia Junpeng's post also makes it appear that the atmosphere is happy and harmonious, just like a family.

    However, this matter is indeed a big blow to the CIA. The agents on duty were turned into Avatars before they even completed the task. The CIA here  After receiving the report from the agents, an investigation was immediately launched, and several agents under his command were strictly ordered not to approach Xiao Tang. If they follow, they will follow. Life safety is the first priority. Do not engage in any danger in order to complete the mission.  After all, the United States has no experience of having people with special abilities serve as agents.

    There are three main ways to recruit agents in the United States. The first is that during college, some people who are versatile in both civil and military affairs, or have special talents, are admitted. After going through layers of screening, they finally become agents and work for the Central Intelligence Agency.  Bureau work.  The second type is soldiers serving in the US military, such as the Marine Corps, or special warriors such as Delta Force.  The third type is to collect orphans from orphanages since they were young, and the U.S. court will pay to train these young agents from an early age.

    It's not that those with special abilities don't want to join the CIA, it's mainly because the CIA has really strict requirements for agents, mainly in terms of obedience and coordination. After all, people with special abilities are somewhat arrogant.  It's just that this aspect is lacking. Besides, this mission is not a special mission after all. It is classified as a third-level mission, so there is no need to dispatch those scarce special agents.

    ???????????????????? Another reason is that special agents themselves are gifted, and there is no need to obey the court in exchange for fame and fortune. After all, as an abnormal human being, there is no need to learn the arts and become an emperor.  Living alone should be relatively normal in a free country like the United States, so few people are willing to serve the American court like this. In addition, the population of the United States is only one-sixth that of China.  , even if all superpowers are willing to serve the imperial court, they will only be less than one-sixth of the number of superpowers in China, so only in special tasks will those talented superpowers be used  Agents, and it was because of this that these Chinese agents fell into disgrace in Harbin. After all, no one could bear to be suddenly stripped of their clothes in this freezing cold season.

    It is precisely for this reason that the CIA treats these Chinese agents with great understanding, and the new mission is also very humane. It is just surveillance and must not act casually. If any action is taken, it must be reported to the U.S. Central Committee.  The Intelligence Agency headquarters must hold a meeting and study before allowing action. However, the time difference between China and the United States is still very large. Sometimes when a mission is performed during the day here, it happens to be late at night over there in the United States, so it is very uncomfortable.  Easy to handle.

    When these Chinese agents targeted Xiao Tang, the main reason was that Xiao Tang was a night owl. He basically did odd jobs at the National Security Agency during the day. When he found time, he would find a place to sleep for a while, and he was not afraid of what the boss would say.  After all, it is normal for vampires to be drowsy, and he is still a new vampire and has not slept for a long time, so there are still many opportunities to be lazy and sleep in the National Security Agency.

    But as soon as night came, Xiao Tang became more energetic. After all, the habit of vampires is to stay in the day and night, and they can go out to play at night. Therefore, when getting off work every day, Xiao Tang is almost full of energy and trying to find ways to date Xiao Lingdang.  He went out to play, and it was for this reason that he was targeted by Chinese agents from the CIA.

    Of course, after this incident, Xiao Tang was very anxious, so he went to find the sleeping Lao Han as soon as he went to work the next day. Lao Han was also a super night owl during this period, and even in broad daylight  He sleeps in the small lounge in Boss Xifeng's office. At night, he watches American TV series on Boss Xifeng's laptop. Anyway, Lao Han's dream has always been to eat and die, with people waiting for him every day, living like a pig.  , and Boss Xifeng likes to serve him like a pig from time to time, which just fulfills Boss Xifeng¡¯s wish.

    And this time is different from last time. Last time, he was released from the detention center and imprisoned in the National Security Bureau. He had no freedom at all. This time, he was recuperating at public expense. He could do whatever he wanted, and he could eat whatever he wanted.  Just call downstairs. No matter how late it is, someone will prepare it and deliver it to you. And Lao HanWhen I have nothing to do, I also use Boss Xifeng's laptop to download games and so on. Anyway, I am happy and free this time. Except that I am sick now and cannot leave the gate of the National Security Agency casually, I am basically free.

    Even if I still have a lot of houses in my hands, it would be a bit of a delay to make money if I just stay like this. But Lao Han doesn't think so. Now the lofts that Kuang Tianyou and Xiao Tang have taken away are also represented by Zhang Jienan's agents.  There is also Jing Xiaoxiao who helps. Anyway, when it comes to transfer of ownership, Xiao Tang can sell it first. Anyway, Xiao Tang only needs to go over and sign. Moreover, the current real estate market is indeed not very good. Buying a house now  There are still too few people. After all, the imperial court has just issued a policy. Wen Cheng believes that he is swearing nonsense and keeps promising to reduce housing prices. The real estate industry is now a very deserted industry.

    So now Lao Han gets up at noon every day, has some food, and then smokes and watches Piao Tian Literature and American TV series. In the past two days, Xiao Tang has been busy going on a date with Xiao Lingdang and has no time to accompany him.  When Lao Han watches American TV series, he can also download some short movies online and watch and learn in the dead of night.

    Anyway, Lao Han is living a life like a god now, and now he has a savings of more than 200,000, so he tied it to Dafeng's shop and lived comfortably until  It's always enough. After all, Harbin's consumption is relatively low among provincial capital cities in the country. Although it is not possible to live a wealthy life, it is still fun to maintain a small shop.

    Besides, even if Lao Han doesn't work as a second-hand housing agent, given Lao Han's ability, he can make a living by eating wherever he goes. Anyway, he won't starve to death. It's this kind of spirit that Lao Han has.  , causing Lao Han to get up at noon every day at the National Security Bureau, and then watch American TV series at around three in the morning.

    When Xiao Tang came up here, Lao Han was washing his face and brushing his teeth in the bathroom of Boss Xifeng's office. While washing his face, he complained: "I said boss, you can't let your subordinates buy me a bottle of facial cleanser for medium-dry skin."  Milk? I¡¯ve been washing my face with soap all day long, and there¡¯s no trace of oil left on my face. It¡¯s all flaky!¡±

    Boss Xifeng was looking at the documents attentively at this time and did not pay attention to Lao Han's complaints. Xiao Tang was pushing the door in at this time. When he saw Boss Xifeng looking back at him, he immediately knew something was wrong. He seemed to  I feel a little arrogant. After all, he is the dignified director, and I am just a clerk in the office. It is obviously a bit too much to come in without knocking.

    Xiao Tang, who was sticking out his tongue in embarrassment, didn't react before Boss Xifeng spoke: "Fortunately, we don't have the position of secretary here, and the superiors trust me, so the party and government caught me, otherwise you kid would  Just wait to be opened!"

    Xiao Tang and Lao Han are different. Lao Han is not a member of the National Security Bureau after all. In addition, Boss Xifeng still relies on Lao Han to a certain extent, so it is difficult to offend Lao Han. And now he can be regarded as a member of the state.  For people from the Security Bureau, no matter what kind of benefits or benefits they have, they still have to come from the National Security Bureau, and even if Boss Xifeng takes it out on himself, there is nothing he can do!

    So Xiao Tang quickly distanced himself and said immediately: "Boss, the matter is urgent, so I came in in a hurry and forgot to knock on the door. Please forgive me first, and I won't do it again! Haha! Just this once, absolutely  no more chance!"

    The boss of Xifeng frowned and asked: "What the hell is going on with Wushu Long's invincibility? Are you in such a hurry? There is no depth at all? What's wrong? The sky has not fallen. If you have something to do, just talk about it. If you have nothing to do, just talk about it.  Get out quickly, remember, this is the last time, if there is a next time, you see how I deal with you"

    Xiao Tang hurriedly explained: "Boss, one important thing is that my girlfriend is also a superpower, and she just discovered that she has just awakened. Yesterday, my girlfriend and I went to Wanda to watch a movie, the one that is very popular now, "Ah"  "Afanti" or something like that, and then I was stared at by the guy behind me. Then on the way to the parking lot, my girlfriend's mind was filled with things from the movie "Afanti", and then I happened to pick up the car.  ,guess what?"

    Boss Xifeng was obviously very annoyed and said angrily: "First, that movie seems to be called "Avatar"! Second, do you think this is a lantern riddle party on the 15th day of the first lunar month? And guess what, you either tell the answer or go out  When the time comes, please close the door"

    Seeing that Boss Xifeng was angry, Xiao Tang quickly said: "It was a critical moment at that time! When I was going to pick up the car, those guys rushed up, and then my girlfriend instantly killed those guys  It turned into "Avatar", and then I was stupid, so I took the photos with my portable digital camera, and then my girlfriend and I drove away. Who knew that my girlfriend was bored at night,  Just take the photoThe video has been sent to Baidu Tieba"

    After Xiao Tang said this, Boss Xifeng was also a bit surprised. If nothing else, he had experienced the power of transformation, but it was only for himself, and he had never used his ability to transform others.  I had seen it before, especially when I turned my opponents into Avatars, so I immediately said: "Where are the photos? Show me!"

    Xiao Tang smiled and quickly opened Boss Xifeng's laptop, and then found the Avatar Bar in Baidu Tieba, and then found the photo he posted on it. It was a good thing that he didn't look at the photo. Boss Xifeng also took a sip after seeing the photo.  Liang Qi really turned others into Avatars. Such a power is really rare
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