Xiao Lingdang still had a contemptuous tone towards Xiao Tang: "You are so ignorant, what about Avatar? That's called Avatar! I heard that it was filmed by a famous American director, and it is said that it cost 500 million US dollars. It was a useless movie, mainly alluding to the war in Iraq. It was said to be very well made, but it is said that our State Administration of Radio, Film and Television almost didn¡¯t approve it because it was said to allude to evictions and demolitions in our country!¡±
Xiao Tang here was also very amused and said with a smile: "My old Meixian's balls hurt? I spent 500 million US dollars, and in the end it was just to humiliate China on forced demolitions? It's really funny. No one will believe it if I tell you. Why does the United States have such a sense of justice? It spends so much taxpayers¡¯ money just to bury China for nothing?¡±
Hearing Xiao Tang's words, Xiao Lingdang of course had to refute. After all, she was in charge now, and Xiao Tang was just a follower boyfriend like a younger brother. Of course, Xiao Lingdang wanted to create a situation where everything was true, so Xiao Lingdang immediately said: "Who Speaking of which, in which American movie or TV show do you watch, the imperial court represents evil? Is it dark? So in the United States, the most thankless thing is to fight against injustice"
As a result, Xiao Tang¡¯s words choked Xiao Lingdang¡¯s words back. Xiao Tang said: "Have you seen "Prison Break"? My brother Lincoln was framed by the court. As a result, the younger brother risked his life to save his brother, and then the two brothers fought against the entire American court."
Little Bell was left speechless by Xiao Tang. I have also watched "Prison Break". It mainly tells the story of Mike going to save his brother Lincoln. In the play, the American court is a dark and evil force, and the two brothers have to avoid it again and again. And he fought against the American court. In the end, his younger brother Mike died of a terminal illness because he did not receive timely treatment. It is a very ups and downs story.
But when Xiao Lingdang was speechless, Xiao Tang said again: "I feel like the tail behind me is from the American court. It will be like this for a while. Do you have a digital camera there? Take your digital camera with you. Let's I just happened to come out for a walk after watching the movie"
Little Lingdang took her digital camera without saying a word and waited for Xiao Tang to appear at the street corner. Xiao Tang was still dressed in a decadent hippie outfit and drove over slowly in a Beijing Jeep. Because of the snow queen, Relationship, it is relatively cold at this time, the little bell is like a flower swaying in the wind, against the white snow, standing like that at the crossroads, and Xiao Tang quickly stepped on the accelerator , glided to the front of Little Bell
I was speechless all the way, not because I didn't want to say it, but because Xiao Lingdang was still focused on the music of "Hotel California" playing from Xiao Tang's car stereo. I was speechless all the way, driving slowly in the feasting traffic, and couldn't help but Xiao Tang babbled wildly and walked silently all the way to Wanda Cinema to see if the time was just right. If he hadn't come out early, it would have been snowy on the road in Harbin, and it wouldn't have been the same time when he arrived at Wanda Cinema.
However, Xiao Tang is still considered a diligent guy, and he is really considerate before and after the run. He brings popcorn, soda, and preparations. Fortunately, the digital camera is stored in the storage area at the door. If you come in with a digital camera, you will most likely be regarded as a gangster preparing to rip the gun version of the movie!
The story of Avatar takes place in the year 2154. The story begins on Earth. Jack Sully is a former Marine with paralyzed legs. He feels that there is nothing worth fighting for, so he is sent to the mining company on the planet Pandora. Work gladly accepted.
There is a mineral element "unobtanium" on this planet that is not found anywhere else. The reason why humans are attracted to travel thousands of miles to come here to pioneer is that "unobtanium" will completely change the human energy industry. But the problem is that the resource-rich Pandora planet is not suitable for human life. The air here is deadly to humans, and the native animals and plants are ferocious predators and extremely dangerous. The environment here has also created a race different from humans: the 10-foot-tall (about 3 meters) blue humanoid "na'vi tribe". The Na'vi are dissatisfied with the arrival of human pioneers, and do not like the scars left by human machines on the planet due to mining everywhere.
Although the environment on Pandora is harsh, humans can even work on Pandora with bare skin as long as they wear air filter masks. But because humans cannot communicate directly with the Na'vi even if they learn the Na'vi language, scientists turned to cloning technology: they combined human DNA and Na'vi DNA to create a cloned Na'vi. Cloning Na'vi people can allow human consciousness to enter them and become the "incarnation" of human beings moving freely on this planet. However, not just anyone can control this cloned Na'vi. Only those whose DNA matches his human DNA have such ability.
Jack Sally¡¯s twin brother was the human DNA donor of the cloned Na¡¯vi. He could control the cloned Na¡¯vi, but he was killed.In order not to waste their money in vain (cloning a Na'vi person is expensive), the mining company must find a person who can clone Na'vi on his behalf. This person's DNA must also match his match. So of course they found Jack Sully, who was happy because it meant he could walk again.
A few years later, Jack Sally arrived on the planet Pandora. He found that the beauty here could not be described in words, with towering trees up to 900 feet (about 274 meters), mountains dotted in the sky, colorful and strange plants The dense rain forest, various animals and plants will also emit light at night. It's like a fantasy garden in a dream. But he soon experienced the danger here. A Death Beast (a native creature of Pandora) encountered him on a narrow road. During the escape process, Jack lost contact with his teammates. At night, he was attacked by a group of hyenas. Jack Fighting bravely, Jack was outnumbered and in danger during the entire battle. At the critical moment, an arrow shot the poisonous wolf to death, and Jack was saved. The person who rescued him was the princess of the Na'vi tribe, and Jack learned more about the planet Pandora from her.
The Na'vi people have always lived in harmony with other species on the Pandora planet and lived a simple and natural life. In the process of getting along with this Na'vi girl, Jack gradually changed his view of humans coming here to mine. He realized To the point where you have found something worth fighting for.
However, if Jack Sally wants to join the Na'vi people in the war against the human invaders, he will have to pay a heavy price: he cannot stay in the "incarnation" forever. When the "incarnation" - the cloned Na'vi people sleep, He will return to his paraplegic human body, and can only return to his "incarnation" through a special connection device. Once he becomes an enemy of his own compatriots, he loses the possibility of combining with his "incarnation" and can only be trapped in a disabled body and lose the na'vi girl he likes more and more.
In the end, driven by interests, humans sent fighter planes to destroy the home tree where the Na'vi people lived. Although Jack and others repeatedly hoped not to do so, the mining company was still determined to destroy it. Jack negotiated with them and went to negotiate with the Na'vi tribe to let them leave the big tree. However, when he explained everything, the Na'vi tribe were very angry, especially the Na'vi tribe girl that Jack liked. Very angry, the Na'vi tribe tied Jack and a female professor to the torture rack. Warplanes dispatched by the mining company discovered that their negotiations had failed. So they ordered the fire to destroy the obstacle to their progress - the giant tree on which the Na'vi people relied for survival. The leader of the Na'vi people was also killed by the gunfire.
With no place to live, the Na'vi people were forced to temporarily live under the sacred tree. Jack and others were imprisoned because their righteous behavior conflicted with the interests of the mining company. Later, they took the opportunity to escape by plane. Jack rode the "Phantom" to the sacred tree where the Na'vi people temporarily lived, and called on the Na'vi people to resist. He finally gained the trust of the Na'vi people again. At his call, they contacted people from other ethnic groups on Pandora, and together they formed a resistance army of several thousand people, forming a land and air defense line. The mining company's army also discovered signs of resistance by the Na'vi people. They quickly loaded a large amount of highly explosive explosives and prepared to eliminate the Na'vi people in advance. As a result, the Na'vi resistance alliance and the mining company's army launched a bloody battle. As a result, the Na'vi resistance finally defeated the humans, and the human army commander was also killed. The Na'vi people, with the help of Jack, , all mining companies will be sent away from Pandora. Under the leadership of the Na'vi spiritual leader, the Na'vi people used their receptors (braids) to connect to the sacred tree, and with the help of the power of the sacred tree, they transferred Jack Sally's spirit (soul) to his avatar. Jack eventually became the leader of the Na'vi people on this planet. The story ends here.
The movie was over, and only the subtitles were left. Xiao Tang couldn't help but said with emotion: "Whether this director is alluding to the Iraq war or the forced demolition by Chinese real estate developers, the film is good. For this scene, it is really magnificent. If we want to make such a blockbuster in China, there is really no hope!"
Little Lingdang also drank the iced black tea in the bottle, and then asked in a low voice: "Where are the Americans you mentioned coming from? Why are they following you? What are you going to do? I didn't know before I watched the movie, but now I want to ask."
Xiao Tang also pondered for a while, and then said: "I still don't know why they came, but they must have a purpose, and although my hearing is not as good as that of Brother Kuang and Sister Xiaoling, it is better than normal people at least." More, I heard that the accents they communicated were all in American English, so I knew that these guys were Americans, and I couldn't be followed like this for nothing, even though the boss of Xifeng above had spoken, telling me not to look for them. trouble, but you are not a country?People from the Security Bureau, it just so happened that you were looking for trouble with them. When we went out to the parking lot, there were few people. I happened to act quickly, and you turned them all into women in an instant. Then I took pictures of them all with a digital camera, and then Post it online! "
Xiao Lingdang was obviously moved by Xiao Tang's prank. Apart from anything else, it didn't hurt anyone, it was just a prank. Besides, no one would recognize them when they became women, so it was just right. After thinking of this, Xiao Lingdang He nodded in agreement, so the two of them packed up and quietly formulated a battle plan. Xiao Tang was asked to hold the digital camera, while Xiao Lingdang was responsible for turning these American agents into women in an instant.
After the two of them left the Wanda Cinema, they originally planned to go eat pizza, but now they encountered such a fun thing, so they pretended to stroll around the Wal-Mart supermarket twice, bought a trolley of snacks, and then prepared for dinner in the evening. Eat it while killing time while watching TV.
Not to mention, the American agents are much more dedicated than the Chinese agents. Far away, there are two agents in the supermarket, following Xiao Tang and Xiao Lingdang meticulously. To say that the Chinese and The gap between Americans is still really big. For example, in China, those older young women are having fun among many boyfriends, and at the same time they are publicizing their own standards for choosing a spouse. They are civil servants, or they want to be rich second generation or officials. The second generation and so on, they are scumbags anyway, and what American girls most want to marry is not a civil servant, nor a rich second generation, nor a second generation official. The most common one is to marry a firefighter or a dentist! Firefighters are generally the most respected profession in the United States. They work hard to save every life. Especially after the United States experienced the aircraft building incident, firefighters are the heroes among heroes. In contrast, in China, firefighters are basically They are all in the military establishment, and they don't get any due respect at all. On the contrary, those bullies get disproportionate respect
Without further ado, after getting ready, Xiao Tang and Dilong Wushuwu Xiaolingdang went straight to the parking lot behind Wanda Plaza. This is basically a dedicated parking lot for Wal-Mart, so here is Xiao Tang When he and Little Bell squeaked on the snow and headed straight for Xiao Tang's car, several American agents behind him quickly followed. Although they didn't want to show up like this, the winter in Harbin is really It¡¯s no joke, it¡¯s almost January now, and it¡¯s the coldest time of year in Harbin. Even wearing a thick cotton coat can be freezing! Not to mention the handsome Chinese-American agent who doesn¡¯t wear much!
These Chinese-American agents here are not in direct contact with Xiao Tang and Xiao Lingdang now, but are going to pick up the car. After all, if Xiao Tang is lost, the problem will be serious. I really don¡¯t know how to explain it to my supervisor!
However, without even looking at it, Xiao Tang in front of him suddenly disappeared, and then he saw Xiao Lingdang walking towards the underground parking lot step by step. The expressions of several American agents immediately changed. ! It would be really embarrassing if a person was lost right under his nose, so he hurriedly walked towards the little bell like a stray dog. After all, it had just snowed. If If you can get to the vicinity, you can check the footprints right away. Besides, Xiao Lingdang, a frail little beauty, can't resist much. The people here are all elites from the United States. At worst, they can catch this little beauty and imprison them first. Then wait for Xiao Tang to show up with Lao Han.
So when several American agents approached Little Bell, something strange suddenly happened. The air in front of them seemed to be distorted instantly. Then when the distortion stopped, the faces of these American agents were no longer People should have the color they should have, each one has a big blue face, they look like the Avatar on Pandora in Avatar, and each one is a pocket-sized female version of the Avatar. Of course, the height has not changed, it is still the original height
Then I saw Xiao Tang jumping out of nowhere, and the Kodak 863 digital camera in his hand began to take pictures endlessly. After taking pictures for more than ten seconds, an American agent screamed, If this person returns to the United States, his job at the CIA will probably go to waste, and he will probably have to go to Hollywood in Los Angeles, where he can only wait to film "Avatar" 2, but these few The American agents didn't know that the little bell's superpower could only last up to half an hour, that is, it was effective within half an hour.
Before these agents noticed, Xiao Lingdang and Xiao Tang had quietly ran back to the car, laughing all the way, then started the car and drove away like this, but it was a pity for those standing in the parking lot. The Avatar in the world of ice and snow. After all, in Xiao Lingdang¡¯s impression, the Avatars in the movie are all the kind of enemies-creating dragons and no-bookstores with half-clothed clothes, so these American agents now have this look, one by one. My nose was so cold that my nose ran, and thenThen he rushed towards his Mercedes-Benz surveillance van like crazy, and the American agents left behind in the car were also frightened. A group of female Avatars attacked his van like thugs, and almost pulled out their guns. , killing these avatars one by one, but just as they took out their guns and took aim tremblingly, the cars of Xiao Ling Dang and Xiao Tang left the effective distance, and gradually these transformed copycat versions The Avatar gradually returned to his own appearance, and the agent who was left behind with his gun out found that he was one of his own. Fortunately, he did not fire, otherwise, he would have been in big trouble