Everyone knows that in fact, a fat man is a mediocre person on the outside but active on the inside. Reading at midnight
In addition to the Great Joy Zen, the group at the Golden Buddha Temple also got a key from a secret room. From the shape of the crescent moon, Fatty guessed that this should be the key to unlocking Huiren's old bald donkey.
There is no doubt that the key was thrown directly into his Sumeru ring by the fat man. If possible, when you return to the Lianyun Sword Sect, you can try to free the old bald donkey Huiren. Of course, this must be based on the premise that it can bring tangible benefits to the Fat Swordsman. Otherwise, humph, I'll just say that I haven't discovered anything. . .
The fighting in the past few days has made Fatty feel very impetuous. He just wants to be quiet now.
After leaving the Golden Buddha Temple, heading deeper is the central city of the Sword Domain. It is said that the three religions and nine streams are mixed here, and there are people of all kinds. The most important thing is that there are many checkpoints on the road leading to the Sword Domain. Each of these levels is guarded by cultivators appointed by the Sword Emperor himself. Outsiders passing through must have an identity that symbolizes local residents, otherwise they will be killed directly.
On the top of an unknown mountain, there stood a cold man in black robe, and one look at his back showed that he was quite tough. Apart from being bloated, this man seems to have no other shortcomings.
Taking a deep breath, this tough man swooped down from the top of the mountain in an exaggerated gesture. In the direction of the dive, it was obvious that there was a city that was not too big.
There is no doubt that this is our handsome fat classmate. At this moment, he was driving the magic weapon towards the city gate at a speed faster than a jet plane.
Speed ??is power, but sometimes it can also be a disaster, like now. At the moment when the escaping light came into close contact with the city gate, there was an earth-shattering roar and smoke.
Before the soldiers guarding the gate even reacted, a wonderful "explosion gate" incident was staged in front of them.
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There are many commemorative gadgets neatly placed in Baoer¡¯s storage bag. Not sure when he started, Bao'er always had the habit of collecting everything he could see about Fatty and hiding it in his little vault. Occasionally, he would take it out secretly to touch and take a look.
Sometimes, Baoer feels that he is a very boring person.
For example, the fat man was bombarded by the Five Thunder Curse for the first time a long time ago, leaving pieces of cloth on his trousers. For example, the little gift that the fat man gave himself when he traveled through time and space - a small ingot of gold ingot, which looked shiny and golden. There are also stand-in talisman soldiers that only have a few functions left during time travel.
Apart from this, she kept away everything about Fatty.
The evidence of the crime was bought from Junior Sister Ruhua at a high price, the demon pill that this guy broke in the sect's trial, and even the jade peacock feather that the fat man stole was found in Bao'er's possession. Of course, Bao'er spent a lot of effort to get this off the back of Fatty, a stingy guy.
She reads these things almost ten times a day. Moreover, he spent a lot of effort to imitate the fat man's tone when talking to himself. . . She would always look at her storage bag and giggle.
"I spend my spare time just looking at this garbage with my neck raised? What a waste of youth. This is so unsatisfactory!"
Baoer often thinks like this, and then she will feel very depressed. After being depressed, she can't help but continue reading.
She has always been surprised that the fat man who seemed so obedient turned out to be an actor. She could never forget that day, when the two of them traveled back together in an unknown world, the fat man said: " If I die, you can remarry!". Damn it, why can he be so high-spirited and confident?
She once hoped to see Fatty talking to him like this every day.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Unfortunately, this is quite difficult.
¡°Anyone will feel helpless when faced with someone whose strength is higher than his own unknown level. From the moment she was kidnapped by the Three Fierce Dharma Kings, she had been thinking: If that damn fat man dared to ride a white horse to rescue me, then I would suffer a little loss and marry you to manage your small treasury! ! !
Of course, this can only be imagined, because in three days, she will become someone else¡¯s wife. . .
¡°Damn fat man, do you know that I¡¯m waiting for you to rescue me?
With the memories over, Baoer also came back to his senses. The standard little girl's attitude disappeared, and she instantly regained her strong demeanor. At this moment, the door suddenly opened. . . A guy with oily hair and pink face walked out humming, looking very happy.
When he saw Baoer, this guy¡¯s eyes widened and he exclaimed: ¡°Wow, your look is very sexy today!¡±
Today, Baoer rarely wore a dark purple dress.??Slip nightgown. Her voluptuous figure is set off too much, and it obviously forces people to make mistakes, but. . . But in her hand she held a small, shiny-looking steel fork.
After glaring at the other party, Bao'er shook his fork and said bitterly: "Try to look at me again? Either get out right now! Or let me fork me to death!!!"
"Impulse is the devil! Don't be afraid! You must be determined! I'll go out, I'll go out, okay? Remember this young master, the agreed time will come in three days, don't deny it then!!!"
"roll!!!"
There was a sound of scrambling and a hysterical shout, and the entire grotto fell silent. . .
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The fat man wanted to wipe his hair back coquettishly, but then he realized that the short hair on his forehead was now almost long hair. So he simply gave up trying to be cool, with a hint of pride on his face. He stood at the wide open city gate and was made dumplings by the guards patrolling the city before he even shouted.
Based on years of experience, you should pretend to be a grandchild at this time. The fat bitch didn't say anything, and directly touched the butt of a passing woman who was about to enter the city.
Fatty suddenly felt that he was very perverted, but he didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Zi once said that since emptiness is color, it can be seen that color is actually a supreme state.
The fat man's touch was very enjoyable, which made everyone ambushing not far away sigh that the fat swordsman was really tough.
The sequelae of doing this are very obvious, that is, he was directly tied up by the city patrol guards, and by the way, he was kicked hard by the young woman who was like a flower sister. This made the fat man quite dissatisfied: "Meow me, I'm touching you to give you face, do you really think you're like a flower?" Everyone loves you, and flowers bloom when you see them? Of course, the fat man also made some symbolic resistance during this period, but these things seemed very weak. The fat man knew what he was doing. Instead of everyone being unable to enter the city, it would be better for me to sacrifice myself. The reason for putting so much effort into sabotage is just to get into the city.
A few ropes tied the fat man into a pig and threw him on the cart. The gatekeeper muttered: "***! Didn't I read the almanac when I went out today? Take this kid to Tianji camp." Go and suffer a little!¡±
Do you feel so sorry for me, brother? The fat man thought happily that he looked happier than eating pig head meat. Then he thought for a moment in confusion: If my friend didn't have a pass to enter the city, how could he sneak into the city in this way?
In fact, the people watching not far away were stunned. Even if they thought about it a hundred times, they would never think of this way to sneak into the city.
The group of people looked left and right for a long time before drawing out several escape lights and fled towards the big city.
Half an hour later, people appeared in Huixian Tower in the city.
Sitting around the table, everyone sighed and sighed.
This damn fat man is so easy to deceive! Everyone thinks so.
In fact, before entering the city, everyone drew lots to decide who would cover. There is no doubt that the fat swordsman is the unlucky kid who got the short lottery. In fact, there are more than a dozen sticks, all of which are short sticks, and there is only one long stick. But no one told the fat man, and the fat man inferred based on common sense that since he had drawn a short lot. Then we must take the lead. So there was the scene where the fat man sacrificed his life to blow up the city gate, pretending to be crazy and touching his butt.
"How did you get in?" The fat man sat down panting. The golden cicada finally escaped from the guard's hands. In his opinion, unless he was like himself, he would not be able to get in at all. But the fact is that everyone came in one by one, and they were all faster than themselves! ! !
"It's very simple" Luo Xiaowu shook the token in her hand and smiled at the fat swordsman.
?????????????????????In fact, this is easy to figure out. As the chief disciple of Miaoshou Kongkong, Luo Xiaowu's level can be considered to be at the pinnacle.
This group of people just stole a dozen tokens that were passing by to enter the city, and then they passed the guard's interrogation with a piece of evidence.
"I despise you" The fat swordsman was quite confused. This method is undoubtedly much more effective than blowing up the city gates with one's own terrorist bombs.
"I paid close attention when I entered the city. There were lanterns and colorful decorations everywhere. I don't know what kind of happy event it is." The old man said.
"This place is the first barrier in the Sword Domain, called Rongcheng." Huang Xiaoxie said.
Monk Hua: "There are too few beauties." Before he finished speaking, he received a bunch of middle fingers.
"I asked the waiter just now that this is the only passage to the Sword Domain and is guarded by the Tianji Camp." Zhang Yu frowned slightly.
"It is said that all the experts in the Tianji camp are experts in using magic weapons. I don't know if it is true or not." Sexy Ni ??? interjected.
The kid obviously didn¡¯t have any scheming, so he took out a handful of black pills from his arms and said, ¡°Take one pill for each person, only use it in critical moments.¡±
"What is it?" Brother Monkey took one and looked around, but he couldn't see anything.
"Lei Zhenzi!!!" Brother Stallion exclaimed in shock.
"Can I have two?" The farmer brother grabbed it immediately, but the little kid gave him a blank look.
"First plant your personal spiritual power mark, and then use your spiritual consciousness to drive it. Be careful not to blow up your own people. This thing is extremely powerful." The fat man obviously recognized this thing and ordered it.
Of course, when they heard the words "extremely powerful" at this time, everyone had no intention of reviewing it. They committed an "occupational disease" on the spot. They all looked curious and said: "Really???"
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out of the way? The handsome guy directly put Lei Zhenzi into the ring and escaped from Huixian Tower without looking back. He knew very well that the eyes of everyone just now were the same as when Huoyun Cave asked him to explore the way. . .