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- The Golden Buddha Temple was tortured by old beggars. Looking up, it was devastated and miserable. Reading at midnight
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????OUTOUT The fat man thought that he was not a good person, so he led everyone to start a blanket search. The euphemistic name is: looking for the stolen goods of the old thief Wuneng.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? If it were not for the sight of Wu being soared under the siege of the crowd, and the passing away of the eighteen Arhats of the heaven, the dharma, and the earth, how could the monks in the temple have allowed the fat man to toss them about, and run around? It's just that now there is no one to talk and take care of things, and the whole temple is suddenly in chaos.
In fact, Fatty is also a person who understands righteousness. He felt that it was impossible to find any stolen goods in the residence of an ordinary monk, and if he wanted to find it, he would have to go to the Sutra Pavilion to find it. So, this bitch directly tied up a young monk who was about to run away for refuge, and let him lead the way to the Sutra Pavilion.
The Buddhist Scripture Pavilion is the centerpiece of the Golden Buddha Temple. On weekdays, it is heavily guarded. But now that the abbot, elders, and arhats have all been brutally murdered, there is no one to guard the Sutra Pavilion.
??Looking around, although this building is not high, the golden pavilion is solemn and sacred with gilded tiles. At first glance, it¡¯s an impressive place.
In fact, the fat man¡¯s calculations are ringing loudly. Now that we¡¯ve come to the Golden Buddha Temple, we can¡¯t leave empty-handed, right?
Looking at the wide open door, the fat man looked up to the sky and laughed. He felt that he had fallen deeply in love with himself. My brother is indeed born with wealth! At this moment, Fatty almost wanted to hug Zhang Yu and Luo Xiaowu and have a double fly, if Baoer allowed it. . . Well, the wealthy people in our 21st century usually have dual nationalities. They can get passports from Arab countries and no one dares to ask how many wives they have at the same time.
The fat man¡¯s plan was very simple. He said he was looking for the stolen goods from the old thief Wu Neng. In fact, he wanted to see how many treasures were piled in his warehouse. Well, if possible, confiscating them all is the right way to go.
The idea was beautiful, but the moment everyone stepped through the door, all the beauty was reduced to nothing.
¡°What a fool!¡± The fat swordsman opened his mouth wide, looking incredulous.
¡°Amitabha, bitch!!!¡± Monk Hua said.
"This" Huang Xiaoxie, who had just come in, was stuck.
"My dear mother" Brother Monkey was stunned.
The remaining people had different expressions, but most of them stood there blankly.
The entire hall was densely packed with hundreds of people. Either sitting, standing or lying down, with different expressions and different movements. But one thing is the same, that is, these people are all women. . . To be precise, it was the woman who was imprisoned. They range in age from eleven or twelve to thirty-five or six, but these people all have one thing in common, that is, they are all the beauties he targets! ! !
??From a young lolita to a young girl to a mature woman, where is the Buddhist Scripture Pavilion? It is clearly a one-daughter country! ! !
what's the situation? Fat Brother's mind couldn't turn around for a while. Although Fatty is well-informed, according to Fatty's words: "What kind of scene haven't you seen, buddy?" But now, even Fatty, a contestant, is at a loss for what to do.
Seeing someone coming in, the hall suddenly fell silent. Hundreds of pairs of eyes glanced at the fat swordsman. The fat man was immediately shaken.
"What's going on?" Zhang Yu frowned slightly, and it was definitely not a pleasant feeling to be stared at by hundreds of pairs of eyes at the same time.
¡°I think it¡¯s the furnace cauldron captured by the Golden Buddha Temple, right?¡±
"Well, what Sister Xiao Wu said makes sense." The little boy put his head in the mouth to speak, but was caught by Brother Stallion.
"What should we do?" It was also the first time for the old man to see such a battle.
"It's good, it's good. The female benefactor here is so pious, so she might as well sacrifice herself As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will" The farmer brother shook his head and imitated the flower monk, and pulled him out for a while, but was Everyone looked down upon him and had no choice but to retreat to the team.
The fat man finally understood what these women were doing. Because he found a jade slip in the main hall, and this jade slip happened to be placed in the hands of a recumbent golden Buddha against the wall in the center of the hall.
"The sky is full of spirit, the earth is full of spirit, Bodhisattva bless me Amitabha, three aunts and six wives, fairy sisters bless me"
After praying for a long time, the fat man put the jade slip on his forehead. Everyone looked at the fat man curiously.
There was a fluctuation in his spiritual consciousness, and a row of large seal characters appeared in Fatty's sea of ??consciousness. The fat official almost vomited blood when he saw it.
The four large seal characters at the beginning of the volume are: Da¡ª¡ªHuan¡ª¡ªXi¡ª¡ªZen! ! !
I am uncle, do n¡¯t you play like this, right? The fat man collapsed. He felt that he was not such a casual person. ???It's impossible to do that kind of casual thing, he always thought, pure love. That's his biggest feature!
I don¡¯t know what this jade slip was made of, but for a moment, its contents flowed into the fat man¡¯s sea of ??consciousness like a river. At this moment, Fatty was heartbroken. Meowing! Even if I want to take it out in exchange for the wind, it won't work. . . He wanted to give the flowers to Monk for free, but that bitch couldn't help it. Because, at the moment when the last word entered the sea of ??consciousness, the jade slip disappeared in full view of everyone. . .
Suddenly I felt something was wrong. It is said that Monk Hua had practiced the "Little Joyful Zen" and this was the "Great Joyful Zen" in front of me. Will it be more different?
With this guy's doubts in mind, the fat official continued to read.
Wherever you enter the eye, you can see the shadows of men and women having sex, standing or lying down, parting and joining together, hanging or falling down. Everyone's expressions are rich, whether they are happy or sad. Or gaze lovingly. Some may be mildly angry or mildly angry, with different expressions. After paying closer attention, I discovered that there were some thin dark red lines on the bodies of these phantom men and women, running through the major meridians and acupuncture points, which was obviously a schematic diagram of the movement of energy.
Is it possible that I have to meditate and study it myself? The fat official was a little confused. For the fat man, killing pigs with a sword was no problem at all. The cook Ding was able to kill pigs with ease, but he never understood the reason. I would like to ask, is it possible for a butcher who kills pigs to study the principles of how pigs die?
"I have to thank the magic of this jade slip. The fat and lewd thief now has the entire message of the Great Joy Zen imprinted in his mind.
"Great Joy Zen" - one of the three thousand supreme secrets of the Western Paradise, divided into thirty-seven and twenty-one levels. After it is completed, it will have the power to move mountains and reclaim seas. Melting gold and turning iron into iron will make it stronger. Everything is possible in heaven and on earth. This method is used in conjunction with Buddhist magic weapons and has infinite power.
The fat man was startled, and then his teeth became crooked with joy.
This method of practice is actually just about absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. It is no different from other spells. It seems that you don't have to be a thief anymore.
Just as I was about to withdraw from the sea of ??consciousness, another small text appeared. This time, the fat man was a little confused.
"Great Joy Zen"¡ª¡ªThere are three floors in total, and the current one is the first floor. Each layer can be cultivated into three relics, and each layer automatically derives a Buddhist secret. At the third level of this method, you cannot absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to advance. You can find a Taoist partner to practice it. (Note: Double cultivators must learn "Great Joy Zen", otherwise the one with lower cultivation will be sucked out of all yin and yang by the other party and die)
The fat swordsman was surprised at first. Tai Taimiao has a strong mind. Others don't know about the Buddhist relics, but Fatty knows it very well. That is equivalent to the cultivator¡¯s life! This was beyond the expectations of the fat official, and it was such a surprise! ! !
Then, the fat man frowned, but he didn¡¯t expect that you need to practice dual cultivation to advance to the third level. In fact, dual cultivation is just that. At worst, the fat official and his second aunt study behind closed doors every day and participate in "Happy Zen" together, which will benefit future generations at once, but the Taoist monk must also learn "Happy Zen". This is clearly torture.
And the last note, no wonder there are so many women here. After a long time, the old bald donkey Wuneng used yin to replenish yang to practice.
It¡¯s such a no-brainer! So immoral! So many women, only serving Wu Neng, the old thief? The fat swordsman sighed endlessly for a moment, only sighing that the world was declining. . .
Mother Xipi, even if I have a Taoist companion, where can I find another copy of "Great Joyful Zen"? The fat man suddenly thought of this and almost burst into tears. He felt that the sky was blind and was deliberately playing tricks on him. A copy of "Great Joyful Zen" is just a coincidence. Where can I find a few more copies for those concubines? What's the difference between this meow and a living eunuch?
"Forget it, buddy, just be content with what you have." Fatty Bitch comforted himself silently. Now that he has learned this stuff, he feels that no matter where he goes, he will become a great person!
Seeing the bright and dark expression on the fat handsome guy's face, everyone was puzzled and didn't understand what happened to the fat swordsman.
After a long time, the fat man withdrew from his consciousness and let out a long sigh.
"The old thief Wu Neng is dead, everyone can go home."
As soon as these words came out, there was a sudden noise in the originally silent hall. Some were crying and some were laughing. These women were originally captured to be used as cauldrons to harvest yin and replenish yang. Now that they had a livelihood, they were all very happy. They all came forward to pay tribute to the fat man, and then left the hall one after another.
The fat man was very depressed. He originally planned to follow the clues to find Bao'er's whereabouts. Now that Bao'er has not been found, he has saved a group of insignificant people. . .
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The behavior of the Little Sword Society has become very strange. According to common sense, since the fat official is in the Golden Buddha Temple in the Sword Domain, they should use the strength of their numbers to guard the exit and wait for everyone to come out. But just in the evening, someone discovered that the people from the Xiaodao Society had disappeared en masse.The white light is floating at the entrance of the cave, which looks very spectacular.
????????????????In fact, no one can figure out what will happen next.
The man outside the mountain gate is dressed in white and dancing in the wind. With stunning beauty, slender figure, and extremely holy temperament, she is like a nine-day fairy descending to the mortal world who does not eat the fireworks of the world. . . And this woman is actually the nun who is the gatekeeper at the Star Reaching Mansion!
??Everyone was completely shocked by the sexy nun's appearance today, and everyone was wondering: "Why did that peerless enchantress transform and take the pure route today?"
He smiled brightly at everyone. The sexy nun was indescribably dignified and generous, and then she looked at the fat man, and her charming voice that made people's blood boil when she heard it, actually became elegant and graceful: "Haha, I said, I will follow you wherever you go. Yes, isn't it?"
??According to Fatty¡¯s logic, people like sexy nuns are definitely related to the beauties from the Red Flower Society. On weekdays, they might play mahjong and drink tea together if they have nothing to do. So he was not surprised by her arrival, but he was just a little bit shocked in his heart.
However, this kind of throbbing was soon replaced by another emotion. This is a kind of heartbeat. In fact, before this, Fatty had never met a woman who made his heart beat at a glance, but now. . .
? ?Unfortunately. This kind of heartbeat is very short-lived and evolves into another feeling in an instant. This was a familiar feeling. The fat man was vaguely aware that in the deepest part of his soul, there was always a woman in purple clothes who looked like snow and could not eat the fireworks of the world. And "her" name is - Bao'er.
The Sword Domain is in crisis every step of the way, and one more person means more strength. The fat man calculated secretly and became surprisingly happy. . .
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