Led by Fatty, the group headed towards the Golden Buddha Temple. devouring novels
Arriving at a secret place near the Golden Buddha Temple, the fat man turned around and said solemnly: "You guys wait here first, and then rush in to take advantage after hearing my signal."
Everyone was confused, Brother Stallion asked: "Aren't you going to get that monk Wuneng? What are you doing here?"
The fat man didn't bother to explain, and said mysteriously: "Do you think that just a few of us can beat those perverts at the Golden Buddha Temple? That's just looking for trouble! I won't say it anymore, you will understand when the time comes."
As he spoke, he said to everyone very cautiously: "Especially you beauties, please don't show off. You must have heard of the name of the Golden Buddha Temple, right? They are all a group of perverts. If something goes wrong, I am not responsible"
After seeing everyone nodding, the fat man took up the light and headed towards the destination in a grand manner.
There is a big scene at the entrance of the Golden Buddha Temple. . .
"Come just come, who is afraid of you!"
"That's right, some tough guy will go up and fight this girl to death. Don't think that our demonic path has no one left!"
The people in the demonic path roared, but no one dared to come forward. They all looked expectantly at the pretty boy on the side.
Xiaobai took a step forward, cupped his hands and said, "I am Leng Yunyan. I have been studying poetry and books since I was a child. I have been nicknamed the King of Kings. Please ask me for advice!"
At this time, the young monk in the temple had already come out. This monk was the one who asked the fat swordsman to sign his autograph in the first few days. At this moment, Yuanyuan and the king of kings were staring at each other affectionately, and they felt a little sympathy for each other. "The two of them kissed each other in the air to express their inner excitement, just like in the movie.
"Brother, I'll take over from you!"
There was a good show to watch. The Fat Swordsman came to visit just in time to catch up with the excitement. He was shaking his head and watching.
Cleared his throat. Leng Yunyan shook her head and said: "One demon, two wives and three floating clouds. I am not afraid of four thieves, five poisons and six bald donkeys. I dare to stand up to seven of you. You are very strong!"
"good!"
The onlookers cheered desperately, feeling that this pair was quite difficult, and the Golden Buddha Temple must have shrunk this time.
Who would have thought that the young monk guarding the door smiled disdainfully and said: "Nine out of ten battles are defeated, eight are useless, seven days, six hours, five quarters and four incense are wasted, three are dead and two are disabled, and it is useless!"
"That's right!"
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"too talented!"
The eyes of the monk brothers of the Golden Buddha Temple were wet. The king of the pair did one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ten, and the little monk guarding the gate responded with one, nineteen, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two one, which was pretty neat.
Looking at the young monk, Leng Yunyan looked serious and said with cupped hands: "I am a scholar on Taixu Peak, nicknamed the King of Pairs. May I ask who you are?"
Unexpectedly, the young monk kept a low profile this time: "I am a bad disciple in the Golden Buddha Temple, nicknamed the Friend of Women!"
Leng Yunyan said solemnly: "Okay, I'll come and meet you for a while!"
The young monk raised his hands and said, "Please!"
Leng Yunyan smiled sinisterly and said: "In the Sword Domain, gods are not gods, monsters are not monsters, and the little golden Buddha is ridiculous!"
The onlookers cheered loudly. The monks of the Golden Buddha Temple looked very depressed, especially the local monks, who turned green with anger. Because this pair clearly illustrates the current situation. Although the Golden Buddha Temple is known as the largest Buddhist temple in the Sword Domain, they have no flying swords and are neither gods nor monsters.
The young monk was not a local monk, so he immediately said indifferently: "Taixu Peak, the sword is not a sword, the knife is not a knife, your anus will explode below the crotch!"
"Okay, that's right!"
The monk of the Golden Buddha Temple was so excited that he almost burst into tears.
Although the disciples of Taixu Guan are popular, they are generally relatively weak when fighting. After all, as auxiliary practitioners, Taixu Guan does not use flying swords to fight enemies, but mostly uses talisman and seal formations. , this is something that the entire cultivation world knows. Of course, there are still very few perverts like Brother Stallion who are both offensive and defensive.
The people who caused the trouble were very depressed. They wanted to curse each other in their hearts and shouted: "The king of kings, come on, fight him to death, fight him to death!"
The face of the king of kings changed slightly: "I have the best magic weapon, plus a little honey!"
The young monk said: "You are so shameless and you are half a novice!"
It¡¯s so shameless, but I like it! The fat man's teeth were all crooked with joy. Looking at the expression on the King of Right Kings, it was not difficult to find that the little monk had the upper hand.
A black line appeared on his forehead, and the king of kings looked livid. Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind, and he used the ultimate killing move. He calmly said: "Uncle, I will call on my friends to kill your golden Buddha!"
"It's too poisonous. You just want to fight and threaten?" A group of monks were angry, if notAccording to the sect rules, Buddhist disciples are not allowed to cause trouble. I guess I have already started the film, but after thinking about it, it seems that this is also a very deep pairing.
The young monk frowned slightly, apparently stumped. Suddenly, the troublemakers were overjoyed and booed. I really can¡¯t stand the fat bitch. Anyway, no one knows him now that he has become an unknown scholar. This guy just stood up and shouted: "I'm going to curse your whole family in my own body!"
The uncle calls on his friends to slaughter your golden Buddha.
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This pair was so damn neat. After countless people came to their senses, not only the troublemakers, but also the monks of the Golden Buddha Temple fell to the ground. . . At this moment, everyone is thinking that this unknown brother is even more despicable than the legendary butcher knife. People cannot be so shameless!
The external avatar is not the real person, so when many people meet powerful enemies they can't afford to offend, they just create a disabled external avatar. In the spirit of Ah Q, they leave the avatar in the city and squat around every day to scold them until they get scolded. It was quite exciting until the government arrested him. After the government arrested him, he took the initiative to terminate the connection between his external incarnation and his true self, which was quite shameless. This is also a beautiful sight in the world of cultivation, and it is also the most obscene behavior in the world of cultivation.
But when the handsome guy got into trouble, the monks didn't despise him. On the contrary, I felt that his extremely stunning pairing completely defeated those who came to cause trouble. Such as now. If you are so depressed that you want to vomit blood, don't go too far. Don't dare to chirp anymore.
The little monk looked at the fat official with a strange look. He was thinking that maybe compared to being lewd and obscene, he was a little weaker than the butcher's knife. But compared to being shameless and insidious, he is obviously a little bit better than the handsome guy.
This young monk¡¯s real name is Xi Yuzhe, and he is a monk who became a monk halfway. . . Through the crowd of onlookers, the fat man had some impression of the little monk. However, the incident was forgotten in his mind.
From top to bottom, there are hundreds of people in the Golden Buddha Temple. As the largest temple in the Sword Domain, it is quite large. One thing to note is that these people are all monks. . .
Under the guidance of the young concierge monk, the fat swordsman visited the Golden Buddha Temple for the second time. You know, this guy found out a lot of things from the kidnapping monk Zhike. The purpose of coming here this time is quite clear, that is, no matter what, I want to see the monk Wuneng. By the way, let¡¯s find out the truth about the Sword Emperor.
The head of the main hall is still Monk Wutian, and this fat man can be considered an acquaintance after his second visit.
Walking up to Wutian with a smile, the fat man was not anxious at all: "Hehe. Venerable, how are you doing lately?"
"The benefactor is indeed trustworthy. I have been waiting for a long time, and finally I hope that the benefactor will come to the appointment. Come on, let's fight San Lily again!" Wutian still had the same calm demeanor, but there was a hint of surprise in his eyes. The light was still discovered by Fatty. The monk was really empty and lonely, and he finally found an opponent to play chess with, and he looked happy.
The fat man was disgusted from the bottom of his heart to such a naughty and evil monk from the Golden Buddha Temple. This old bald donkey made it clear from the beginning that he was trying to trick the fat official into not letting him see the old thief. . . Every time he thought of this, Fatty's hatred for Wutian was like a torrent of river water.
In order to find out the news, Fatty resisted the urge to kill Wutian on the spot and continued to play chess with Wutian.
The fat man originally wanted to scold his mother, but after the third game of chess. He smiled, toothless. Because Wutian actually agreed to invite the old monk Wu Neng to meet him. Of course, in fact, the Fat Swordsman was just using some tricks. He just said a little secretly that he was very lucky and got a rare treasure by chance. It was as simple as that.
Not long after, a group of monks came from behind the main hall.
"Almsgiver!" Wu Neng called out affectionately, as if seeing a long-lost brother, and led everyone forward to welcome the guests.
In fact, it was just the first time for the Fat Swordsman to meet the old thief Wu Neng.
Ever since, everyone started chatting with each other, with quite hypocritical smiles on their faces.
The fat swordsman was slapping haha ??in his mouth. While secretly investigating, I suddenly felt inexplicable fear. Wuneng, that old thief with bald hair, was, to put it bluntly, a fat monk with a ferocious face and a fat head and big ears. Compared with this old thief, Bald One, the fat man couldn't help but think: "We are both fat, but how can we be so different in our lives?" ? When I saw this bald donkey, I felt much more handsome on the spot!"
At this moment, the fat official thought that he could be regarded as a fighter among fat men.
Of course, it makes the fat man feel scared. It's the coercion that Wu Neng exudes. This is definitely the aura that only a super boss-level person can have. It is more powerful than anyone he has ever seen and makes people shudder.
Fatty has no doubt at all, this isGuy, you can crush yourself to death with one finger.
"The gap, this is the gap!" The fat man secretly slandered.
After sitting down, Wu Neng went straight to the topic: "Donor, that thing has really been born? Take it out quickly and let me observe it."
As soon as he finished speaking, all the bald donkeys in the Golden Buddha Temple showed excited and greedy expressions. It can be seen that "that thing" is definitely a rare treasure. Otherwise, the Golden Buddha Temple would not have been nearly wiped out.
Seeing that everyone¡¯s eyes are focused on him. The fat man's eyes were determined, but there was a look of embarrassment on his old face. He hesitated and said: "Brother, that thing has indeed been born, but it is not here."
Before Wu Neng could speak, the impatient Wu Tian loudly said: "It's not in your hands? Then why did you lie to me?"
The fat man said calmly: "Master, don't worry. Although that thing is not here now, I have placed it in a secret place."
??????????????????? He took out a wooden fish from the Sumeru ring, and knocked it with a jingle.
A ray of green smoke flashed past, and an unkempt old beggar emerged from the smoke. There was no doubt that this was Hui Guang, who had been drinking with the fat man earlier. As soon as they met, the old beggar stared at Wu Neng murderously.
Wu Neng suddenly stood up and shouted: "Old thief Huiguang, is that you?"
At this moment, he suddenly realized that the so-called "that thing" was simply a lie and completely unreal.
"It's your Buddha! That day you framed my brother Hui Guang Huiren, expelled me from the Golden Buddha Temple, and even exiled me overseas. I have been waiting for this comparison for hundreds of years!!!" Hui Guang looked like a playful smile. , a black wooden fish suddenly appeared in his hand, which was exactly the thing that served as a contact signal for Fatty. He shouted coldly: "Wu Neng is a bald thief, let's watch him get beaten!"
"As he spoke, the wooden fish in his hand turned into a ray of light and struck towards Wuneng's eyebrows with lightning speed.
Wu Neng was on guard for a long time. He waved the rosary in his hand, and golden light suddenly burst out, blocking the fatal blow.
What happened next made Fatty even more confused.
I saw that the old beggar was chanting some magic spell, and suddenly a large number of people appeared on the field out of thin air. There are sophisticates, monks, young men, and beautiful women, and all of them are players with quite tough temperaments. . .
The fat swordsman looked depressed and scolded Hui Guang secretly: "Niang Xipi, you still insist on talking about the demeanor of a master. Following my plan, I directly ambush and launch a sneak attack. Old monk Wuneng has two You have to risk your life! Damn your brains! Speaking of which, this old boy is really fighting for his life. It seems that the grudge is very deep"