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- The fat swordsman's mood was obviously a little low, and he was typical of being absent-minded. Everyone was a little surprised. devouring novels
Standing in the cold wind, recalling everything that had happened, Fatty suddenly didn't know what to do.
Although he believed that the sturdy Baoer would be found one day, he still felt panicked in his heart, as if he couldn't wait even one day. He just wanted to see Baoer eagerly, but he didn't know what to say or do after seeing her.
Fatty doesn¡¯t like this feeling of confusion.
Fortunately, he is a simple person.
Simple people naturally use simple ideas to deal with problems.
He thought, if you have a problem, call an expert.
An expert in this field must be someone you can trust. The fat official set his sights on Monk Hua without even thinking about it.
Unfortunately, Monk Hua didn¡¯t come back at this time!
The fat man was a little depressed, and then he breathed a sigh of relief. There was another expert. That is his beautiful apprentice, Huang Xiaoxie.
As soon as the two met, the fat official couldn't help complaining: "Where did that thief monk go?"
Huang Xiaoxie secretly glanced at the fat master with contempt, and then said with a smile: "I'm a newbie here and feel a little bored, so I went to pick up the flowers."
The fat man was startled: "You came to Sword Realm to pick up girls?"
Huang Xiaoxie was also startled: "Yes! Hehe, I heard from my little brother that the girls here are very open-minded. All the blond and blue-eyed ones are very sexy and open-minded Speaking of which, I want to go there. Take a look."
The fat man calmed down and finally understood. Are there any alien races in this sword realm?
Huang Xiaoxie stared at the fat man. The puzzled child said: "Master, didn't you say that there are urgent matters? Why didn't you say it again?"
With a bit of confusion on his face, the fat man smiled awkwardly and said: "Uh, um Disciple, I want to talk to you about emotional matters"
Huang Xiaoxie suddenly blushed, shrank his neck and said: "Master, why are your eyes so obscene? Do you want to confess to me? Although you are a very good person, you know my sexual orientation, well, you understand of"
The fat man was dying, and he swore: "Sun, who wants to confess to you? Seriously, I seem to have encountered a serious emotional problem this time, and I need your help."
Huang Xiaoxie breathed a sigh of relief and said with high spirits: "Come on, please feel free to ask, is there any problem that I can't solve? Master, you can rest assured, I will keep it a secret for you!"
"The apprentice is still reliable," the fat master said with emotion. After thinking about it, I didn¡¯t know where to start. Starting from the sword cave of Lianyun Sword Sect? Niang Xipi, this seems a bit too embarrassing and damages my glorious image in the eyes of my beautiful apprentice.
After pondering over and over again, the fat master planned to start from his own bleak life: "Apprentice, actually, I used to, well, be a pig butcher, and I was basically useless"
After getting started, the rest was simple. The fat swordsman kept talking and told the story about himself and Bao'er.
Huang Xiaoxie has long been fascinated by this kind of heavyweight gossip that can be called the secret knowledge of the cultivation world.
I heard the master say that he used to practice swordsmanship every day until the rooster crows. I heard the master say that he was laughed at by his classmates because of his large appetite. I heard the fat master say that he handed over crystal stones to buy fake secret books. I heard the fat master said that he had a monthly salary. The monthly salary is often not enough to support the family. . . Huang Xiaoxie didn't know why, but his heart was always sour. She had heard that many masters were miserable before they became famous. But it's as miserable as the fat master. . . She thought, it turns out that there is blood and tears behind the masters.
By this time, the fat man had already told the story about everything that had happened up to today. He suddenly felt very happy and indescribably relaxed. It turned out that finding someone to talk to was such a fun thing.
The fat man didn't realize that his eyes had been wet for a long time, but this time they were really wet. He finally added: "After much thought, my only complaint against her is that she doesn't like me to eat meatActually, I I understand. She wanted to see me looking more chic, and deliberately kept me from getting too greasy food But I couldn't tell what was going on at the time. Maybe she was a little self-defeating, and she wanted to push herself to death. Haha, now Thinking about it, I really miss her vegetarian dishes, every dish is so delicious"
Huang Xiaoxie fell into a deep daze, and she didn't come back to her senses until the fat man called her twice. Tears filled her eyes and she said: "Wow, Master, the love between you and Sister Bao'er is so touching! Why, why, why can't I meet a cute and strong little woman like Sister Bao'er? This is someone else's dream. What a sweetheart!"
The fat man was stunned for a moment, looking a little confused. He was stunned for a long time before hesitatingly said:"Apprentice, are you mistaken? My love with Bao'er? Isn't this a strong brotherly relationship?"
Huang Xiaoxie became angry, completely forgetting to respect the teacher, and said angrily: "You are a bastard, Master, are you deliberately insulting my IQ and EQ? Where are you and Sister Baoer? Brotherhood?"
Experts are indeed experts! The fat master was filled with emotion and at the same time felt inexplicable fear. He weakly asked: "According to what you mean, could it be that I have fallen deeply in love with her?"
Huang Xiaoxie said angrily: "Isn't this nonsense? You are already so depressed that you are complaining to me. Who has seen you looking so lonely and deep before? Is this still called falling in love with her?"
The fat man said dubiously: "Are you sure?"
"Confirm and affirmative! Master, it seems that the position of Mrs. Bao'er in your mind is irreplaceable. Could it be that she is the master of your powerful harem? From the perspective of this expert, think about it with your powerful brain, you and Bao'er Between son and master. Isn¡¯t it a love that can be shattered by seas and rocks?"
The fat man said weakly: "Why do I feel a little strange?"
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Huang Xiaoxie seemed to have seen through some mystery, and sighed: "Master, I understand. It turns out that you don't know how to fall in love at all In other words, you haven't learned how to love yet."
The fat master was deeply shocked. In order to maintain the man's dignity, he coaxed: "Who says I don't understand? I'm not afraid to tell you honestly. In fact, at the beginning, for a while, I thought I had a crush on him. , and even tried it secretly But she said she would not marry me, so I gave up and regarded her as a class brother."
Smiling, Huang Xiaoxie laughed so hard that she looked up and down at the fat man speechlessly. She suppressed her laughter and said, "Where did the coquettish and lewd master in my memory go? Why do you want me to call you innocent? Or is it better to call you stupid? Do you believe what a woman says? I can tell you responsibly that when most women say they don¡¯t want it, the subtext is that they really want it! Don¡¯t believe it, this is the truth!¡±
The fat master was startled, as if he had discovered a new world, and said in surprise: "Is there such a thing?"
Huang Xiaoxie looked like an expert: "Of course, there is an old saying that goes well - when a woman says no, she just wants it!"
The fat man asked curiously: "Then can I touch your breasts?"
Huang Xiaoxie was stunned for a moment, then he straightened his chest and said, "Come here, touch whatever you want, who of us will follow the other!"
The fat man did not make a move. He seemed to have understood the truth and asked: "Then you agree to let me touch it now, but in fact, the subtext is that you will not let me touch it?"
Huang Xiaoxie was stunned again, and smiled helplessly: "Hey, if you really want to think so, it's not impossible."
The fat man seemed to have discovered a very serious problem and said, "According to your words, Bao'er also fell deeply in love with me?"
Huang Xiaoxie nodded first, then shook his head: "It's probably like this, but"
"But what?" Fatty felt very nervous.
Huang Xiaoxie said leisurely: "There is still a slight possibility. Just as you think, maybe she only regards you as her best friend But you don't have to worry at all. It can be seen that Mrs. Bao'er is quite good. She cares about you, and there are signs of development, and the situation is very good. When the time comes, you have to let her understand implicitly that in fact, the relationship between the two of you is more of a relationship between a man and a woman, and then you will pursue her to the death. , I think it will probably succeed!¡±
"So complicated?" Fatty frowned. He felt that this was more difficult than killing Wu Neng, that old thief.
With a faint sigh, Huang Xiaoxie looked at the fat man with sympathy, and said with a troubled face: "That's right, you haven't even learned the basic moves to pick up girls, so it's hard for me to teach you the powerful moves. So, I There is a secret book in the Master's Sumeru Ring. You can study it if you have nothing to do. After you have some ideas, my little brother and I will make a complete plan for you to pick up girls Tsk, tsk, at that time, no matter how awesome a girl was, You have to take a break! Master, don¡¯t frown, have some confidence, who are you? You are one of the top ten outstanding young men in the world, and no matter how tough a girl is, you have to seduce her!"
"Secrets?" The handsome guy couldn't figure it out for a moment.
""The Autobiography of Xiao Taohong" and "Remembering the Romantic Night in Tianxiang Pavilion"Don't say you don't have it"
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Fatty secretly wiped his tears alone and put down the "Autobiography of Little Taohong" in his hand. . .
Under Huang Xiaoxie¡¯s recommendation, Fatty EvilI have added a lot of love-related texts, both long and short stories. Every effort must be rewarded. Fatty felt that he had matured!
He has just finished reading the finale of this last book of love in his hand.
Fatty feels that he is no longer the former Wu Xia Amon. Even if he is not a lover, he is still a master of picking up girls!
Theoretical knowledge is enough. The fat man feels that he is completely saturated. If he reads any more, he will probably vomit. However, in practice he is still very lacking, so he has to find a target to try.
As we all know, Fatty is not an ordinary person. He knows how to combine theory and practice.
A few days ago, he tried it out with Luo Xiaowu, and the girl almost fainted with happiness on the spot, and took the initiative to undress the handsome guy Fatty. This gave Fatty a little confidence. He thought that the next step would be to find Miss Zhang Yu to practice.
Fatty has always been a very safe person. He made up his mind to train himself to be like a superman before welcoming Baoer back. Either don't take action at that time, or you'll kill him with one strike!
There are important things to do today. Since we have to do something important, we naturally need to borrow a little power of love.
He found Miss Zhang who was playing the piano and asked in an extremely shy tone: "Sister Yu, can you give me a little strength?"
Zhang Yu was startled at first, then realized what he was doing, and his pretty face turned red with embarrassment.
But this girl was very loyal. As soon as she closed her eyes, she just kissed the fat master on the face, and her cheeks immediately turned red and she covered her face shyly. He turned around and disappeared after a short jog.
The fat official looked at Zhang Yu's running figure with some amusement, and thought to himself: My sister Yu is just extraordinary. Even the gesture of escaping is so elegant. . .
Then, the fat man felt that he was full of power, and the small universe had exploded infinitely!
After sorting out his things, the fat man turned into a layer of mist and went straight to the Golden Buddha Temple.
Half a month¡¯s time. The fat official is not idle, and now he is in the middle stage of Golden Elixir. Those hours of hard study were all squeezed out of his busy schedule. The fat man did things very regularly. - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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