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Part One: The Rise of Jiujiang Chapter 114: His Highness King Qin, I am here specifically to manage posts for you...

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    When you are chatting with others, what is the most likely thing to arouse their interest?

    The answer is, dirty jokes!

    So among the pornographic jokes you mentioned, what kind of things are easiest for others to remember and consciously spread with superior authority?  The answer is, dirty jokes about someone¡¯s impotence!

    Generally speaking, when people (here specifically refers to men) listen to others saying how good they are in bed, as long as they are better than themselves, most of them just listen, but they don¡¯t believe it anyway.  What, you said you were a man who slept seven times a night?  That's nonsense. You're still a seven-time wolf. I think you're a seven-wolf who can kill seven times in one night:

    Of course, if people hear that others are impotent, are having trouble with sex, or don¡¯t have sex when they have nothing to do, etc., they will definitely think that it is normal and should be taken for granted. It is best that all men in the world except themselves  Impotence.

    What?  You said that Lawyer Pei doesn¡¯t have a little Jiji anymore. Okay, okay, he should have stopped doing it a long time ago.

    To sum up, after Wukong said that a certain lawyer was cursed by the demons of the Shangqing sect, Li Shimin was obviously much more attentive than when he just heard Wukong talk about Shenma, this god, which god, etc.

    Of course, this does not rule out whether His Highness Li Shimin is now considering whether he let Wang Gui from the Shangqing sect see his wife when he came to visit him. His wife speaks much prettier than his sister, Princess Linhai.  Oh, what if this demon has evil intentions and curses himself for not having a little Jiji?

    It¡¯s really too vicious to curse others for not having sex with Jiji!

    "Since it is the art of witchcraft, how did you discover it, little master Wukong?" Li Shimin then asked

    ¡°When Qi Chen first started, I didn¡¯t even find out about His Excellency.  "Wukong replied seriously: "After all, this is not the same as cursing others. I have only heard of similar magic, but I don't know the specifics. At that time, I just discovered Pei  The lawyer's refusal is not due to illness, so I hope Lawyer Pei will investigate,,

    "As a result, Lawyer Pei investigated and found Wang Gui, a Taoist priest from the Shangqing sect." Wukong said with a serious face, "Now the facts are conclusive. Wang Gui even hired Wang Gui to steal Lawyer Pei's hair to perform witchcraft.  The thief was also found thanks to my good fortune."

    "Is this true?" Li Shimin continued.

    "Xiao Na has never told lies in his life!" Wu Yu replied seriously.

    That¡¯s right, I never lie. What I say is well-founded. Even if there is no base, I will make up a base for you.

    "Early tomorrow morning, Pei Sikong will lead people directly into Lingxuan Temple to arrest Wang Gui. Then all the truth will be revealed." Wukong showed a mysterious smile, "If Xiaoji means if, in  After what happened tomorrow, if a certain Eastern Palace official who knows that Yuanshi Tianzun is a false god writes a letter to His Majesty out of righteous indignation to expose this matter, His Highness the Crown Prince will not be able to punish this official, right?"

    Li Shimin¡¯s eyes lit up.

    This method that Wukong said hit his mark. For him who wants to ascend the throne, Taoist priests like Wang Yuanzhi and Qi Pingding are still very useful.

    Why did His Majesty Li Yuan, before he ascended to the throne, publicize so much that he had come to Ying Tuji, saying that he was the master of the Eighteen-child Artifact?  Gods such as ears are brought together, not just to give the royal family a sacred coat.

    The power of kings is divinely delegated. The Son of Heaven is the son of God. He is not on the same level as you mortals!

    And if Wang Yuanzhi and Qi Pingding, the two confirmed high-minded people, all turn to Li Jiancheng, it will be a difficulty that cannot be ignored for Li Shimin's great cause!  Originally, Li Jiancheng was the eldest son, and if there was such a thing as destiny, then his position would be very disadvantageous!

    As for things like Pei Ji taking people to Lingxuanfeng to arrest people tomorrow, Li Shimin didn't doubt it at all. Everyone knew Pei Ji's position as a lackey. He had to think about it even when he was talking.  He had to deal with the Taoist priests, not to mention that he was even more unscrupulous after taking advantage of it this time!

    "But Li Shimin is not the future Tian Khan. After getting excited, he quickly calmed down." As you said, Yuanshi Tianzun is a false god. The monk cannot come forward, otherwise  It is easy for my father to think that this is another dispute between Buddhism and Taoism, but there is only one day left. Where can I find a Taoist who agrees with this matter?  "

    "Your Highness" Li Chunfeng spoke from the side.??, "Not long ago, my master Yuan Tiangang saw a bamboo slip from the Southern and Northern Dynasties when he was at Qingyang Temple in Sichuan. It was a volume of notes written by Yu Youyue, a disciple of Zhenren Lu Xiujing of the Shangqing sect, which described how to  Replace Taishang Laojun with the Original Heavenly King, thereby attacking the Five Pecks of Rice Taoism, Taiping Taoism, Louguan Taoism and other Taoist sects that worship Taishang Laojun, thereby revitalizing the content of the Shangqing Sect."

    "Really?" Li Shimin looked at Li Chunfeng with doubtful eyes. What he meant in his eyes was that this thing is too coincidental. I said you didn't make this up to trick me, right?

    "It's true!" Li Chunfeng looked at Li Shimin with firm eyes and nodded heavily: Li Shimin stared at Li Chunfeng for a while, and after seeing his expression without any guilt, he nodded with satisfaction.  Of course, Li Chunfeng actually listened to what Yuan Tiangang said, and he didn't know that this memory was forced on Yuan Tiangang by Wukong, so he naturally behaved confidently.

    "Okay!" Li Shimin gave a simple high-five. 'Then it's settled. If Pei Ji captures Wang Gui from the Shangqing faction tomorrow and finds something like a witch cup, he and the stolen goods will be taken away.  There must be an official in the East Palace who, out of righteous indignation, reported to his father the fact that Yuanshi Tianzun was forged by the Shangqing sect in order to fight against the other Taoist sects.  "

    "Your Highness is indeed decisive in his actions!" Wukong smiled and clasped his hands together, " In this way, all the people in the world will be lucky:,

    "I'm talking about the little monk," he said angrily in Hou Junji, "No matter how I listen to this matter, it seems to have nothing to do with you. Why are you running so hard before and after?"  What do you want to do?  "

    "If I say it's for the sake of all the people in the world, General Hou, do you believe it?" Wukong asked Hou Junji with a smile.

    "What do you think?" Hou Junji did not answer.

    "By the way, General Hou, you only care about Xiao Na, right? I call you little monk, right?" Wukong then asked:

    "Hmph!" Hou Junji snorted contemptuously.

    Wukong showed an innocent smile and looked at Hou Junji, "Then do you think I, a monk like Xiao Na, need any reason to punish the Taoist priest?

    "" Hou Junji turned his head depressedly and did not answer Wukong.  Li Chunfeng looked at Wukong with an expression that made Yihe dumbfounded!

    What kind of world is this? The Taoist priest provoked you, and Li Chunfeng said that he was shot even while lying down!

    "Okay, just kidding!" Wukong laughed loudly and nodded to Li Chunfeng and Li Shimin, "Those are just jokes. What I said, Xiaona, is just what Wang Yuanzhi did before."  Just the same.  ¡­,

    "What has Wang Yuanzhi done before?" Li Shimin asked doubtfully, "what thing?"

    "That's what happened when His Highness and Fang Xuanling went to see Wang Yuanzhi together." Wukong stood up solemnly, and then bowed deeply to Li Shimin, "Your Highness will be the Emperor of Peace in Japan, so I am willing to regret it!,

    With a bang, the tea cup in Li Shimin's hand fell to the ground.  ¡®¡­How did you know about this?  "

    He couldn't blame Li Shimin for being frightened, because Wang Yuanzhi's prophecy and surrender were all made after he invited Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling into the room. In other words, apart from Wang Yuanzhi, only Li Shimin and Fang Xuan were involved in this matter.  Fang Xuanling only knew about it later, but Li Shimin himself had never mentioned this frightening incident to anyone, and he believed that Fang Xuanling would not tell it either.

    As for Wang Yuanzhi, it is even more impossible. At this time, if Wang Yuanzhi dares to say anything casually, Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji will be killed without His Majesty Li Yuan taking action.

    But now Wukong has revealed the secret between them, and even said what Wang Yuanzhi said at that time, which immediately shocked Li Shimin's heart!

    If this matter spreads to Ruhong, Li Shimin would not dare to think about how Li Yuan would treat him.

    "Your Highness, don't worry. If Xiao Na is really harmful to His Highness, what Wang Yuanzhi said has already reached His Majesty's ears." Wukong calmly bowed to Li Shimin again, "And Xiao Na is different from Wang Yuanzhi.  When he said these words, he was just speculating because His Highness was powerful. So after he found out that Your Highness was being suppressed by His Majesty, he immediately shrank and completely gave up on what he had said. "

    "And Xiao Na is completely different from him, because I am not speculating, but because I have determined that in the near future, His Highness will replace His Majesty and become the Lord of all peoples in the world:,

    "You said, I am the master of the world?" Li Shiyi had recovered by this time, coughed, and then asked another question.

    "That's right, Xiaoji has never lied in his life. I said that His Highness will become the master of the world, thenYour Highness will definitely become the master of the world.  "Wukong raised his head, with a solemn expression on his face. "This is the glimmer of secret that Xiaoji and I spent a few breaths of energy on in the chaotic future.  "

    "Hmph, since our Highness will definitely rule the world, isn't it the same whether you help or not?" Hou Junji sneered at the side and said, "Since the destiny is your Highness, then don't you see this?"  Are you here to speculate?  What's the difference between you and Wang Yuanzhi?  "

    "General Hou, you are wrong again." Wukong turned to Hou Junji and shook his finger, "First, only the past is eternal, but the future is subject to infinite changes. I said that Your Highness can come to the throne  The world, that is exactly what happened after I had help from Xiao Na. If Xiao Na and I had not seen all this and had not come to Chang'an City"

    Wukong showed a calm smile to Li Shimin, "Believe me, Your Highness, you have been implicated by Zhang Liang and reprimanded by His Majesty Li Yuan. Moreover, if it weren't for Xiao Na, I blocked the news from the East Palace some time ago and helped Your Highness.  If the dispatched personnel successfully contact the Turks, even if Zhang Liang does not confess now, Your Highness will still be in great danger.¡­,

    After Wukong finished his first sentence about Zhang Liang, Li Shimin's face was still calm, but when Wukong finished his second sentence, everyone including Li Shimin felt their hearts shaken!

    I¡¯m dizzy!  This little monk actually knew that we were having liaisons with the Turks and instigating the Turks to invade the south!

    A swipe!  Hou Junji had already shown his knife: "Your Highness, this young monk must not be kept. We must"

    "Is it necessary to silence me?" Wukong said with a smile, "General Hou, I won't tell you what you will do after you silence me," Wukong said.  In fact, even if you want to silence me, why do you think you can silence me?  "

    As he spoke, Wukong calmly raised his left hand and made an exaggerated movement. Then he snapped his fingers hard, and then he saw Wukong shaking his two sleeves vigorously, and a sudden wave of  Thick smoke came out from his body, and then Wukong smiled at Hou Junji and stepped into the smoke.

    "Your Highness, don't worry!" Hou Junji raised the long sword in his hand " Before entering, he had ordered all the East Palace Guards to be on alert. Unless this monster monk turns into a fly, he will never be able to fly out.  .  ¡­,

    "Come here!" As Hou Junji shouted, four or five people rushed in from outside the door. Tian Cewei said: "Blow away this smoke for me."

    After these Tiance Guards scrambled to find fans and blew away the thick smoke in the hall, Li Shimin and the others discovered that the entire hall was empty, and there was no trace of anyone:

    "This little demon monk must be hiding in a corner:" Hou Junji waved his hand, "Go and find me"  "

    This group of Tiance Guards racked their brains in the hall for a long time, but found nothing.  Li Shimin watched with interest as Hou Junji directed Tiance Guard to wander in the hall, with a hint of displeasure on his face:

    "Your Highness" Hou Junji, who had searched around, returned to the middle of the hall and knelt down on one knee, "Please allow me to take Tiance Wei to Zhuangyan Temple to get the head of the demon monk and come back to see you,

    "If I remember correctly, last time Wuji took more than a hundred day guards to Zhuangyan Temple to beat him. What was the result?" Li Shimin tapped the table lightly with his fingers, with a look on his face.  With a smile, "Junji, do you mean that you are stronger than Wuji, Shubao and Jingde combined, and you can do things they can't do, right?"

    "That's not what I meant!" Hou Junji knelt on the ground and replied in fear, "I'm just, I'm just,

    "It's just what you said, tell me!" Li Shimin continued, "This time Gu didn't say anything, but you already stood up and made the decision for me. Junji, you don't have to follow me for a long time."  It's short, I trust you very much, but don't you remember when I gave you the right to make decisions for me?

    "I don't dare, I don't" Hou Junji banged his head on the ground.

    "You've done it, and you still say you don't dare. Tell me" Li Shimin said casually, "What on earth did this Wukong offend you, so that you would rather do such a sin than want to do it?"  Silence him?"

    "Yes, why!" A clear voice came from a corner behind Li Shimin, "Xiao Na, I am also very interested in hearing it. ,

    "Ah! This demon monk is still in the temple" Hou Junji jumped up from the ground, "Here comes"

    ?"Hou Junji" Li Shimin said coldly, "Have you gotten up yet?"

    "That's right!" Wukong's voice came from the corner again, "His Highness asked you to get up, so you jumped up regardless of it. What grudge do I have against you? As for letting you hear it?  After my voice, even His Highness stopped paying attention, Hou Junji, you are committing a crime, do you know?"

    "Your Highness" Hou Junji knelt down honestly, "I just feel that Wukong, the demon monk, is too dangerous, so"

    "Your sister is dangerous!" Wukong's voice continued, "Besides saving people, have I ever done anything harmful to the world? You actually said that I am dangerous, bah! You go to Jiangzhou to find out.  , Who in Jiangzhou doesn¡¯t know the reputation of my little husband who helps the world and saves people."

    "And speaking of danger, the people in Xiaonazhou said that Wang Gui, a Taoist priest from the Shangqing sect, had already attacked Pei Ji's son and used witchcraft to render him inhumane. Why don't you think that the Taoist priests from the Shangqing sect  Danger?" Wukong said in an indignant tone,

    "Monkey King has been in and out of Prince Qin's Mansion so many times. Maybe he has also used the magic cup technique on His Highness Prince Qin or someone in His Highness's residence. Forget it if you don't know. Your job  Now that we all know it, why not check to see if he also attacked Prince Qin¡¯s Mansion?¡­,

    "You are such a dangerous person if you are not careful. Xiaona, I, a Buddhist from thousands of families in Jiangzhou, feel that you are in danger. I said Hou Junji, are you saying that you are an undercover agent sent by the prince?"

    "Your Highness, don't listen to the nonsense of this little demon monk. I am not the prince's undercover agent!" Hou Junji said while banging his head on the ground, "My loyalty to Your Highness can be seen every day!"

    "Well, you are loyal to Gu, I still believe this." Li Shimin asked doubtfully, "But I really want to know, why do you have such a hatred for Wukong?"

    Well, tell me quickly, I also want to know, Xiaona!  Wukong, who was hiding in a corner of the hall, was also murmuring in his mind. Could it be that Xiao Na and I had gone too far when hypnotizing him to suggest him? How could it be possible? The time was so short, it was just a casual hypnosis plus a suggestion.  , at most it can make him a little disgusted with me.

    "What's going on now? Looking at Hou Junji like this, it's not that he hates me, it's just like Xiaona, the tauren, slept with his wife or his sister. Damn, this is too exaggerated!

    "This" Hou Junji blushed, hesitating and unable to answer, and finally banged his head on the ground, "I deserve to be punished, Your Highness!"  "

    "Whose mother wants to punish you? You should hurry up and tell Xiao I said, let Xiao Na analyze what went wrong with Zhou Cai's hypnosis."

    Hou Junji insisted and refused to say it. Although Wukong felt a little disappointed, he didn't care very much. Speakers and people are born with things that are pleasing to the eye but not pleasing to the eye. In the parlance of later generations, it is called Xiangxing.

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    But Li Shimin was obviously even more disappointed. After all, what Hou Junji did was very likely to make Wukong, a young monk with great supernatural powers, have a bad impression of him.  So Li Shimin said coldly, "I have nothing to punish you. If you want to punish you, it should be Little Master Wukong who punishes you"

    "Little Master Wukong, come out!" Li Shimin raised his head and swept his eyes across the hall, "Although it was Jun Ji's fault just now, Gu has accepted the blame. Gu now guarantees your safety with his own life."

    Wukong's voice came from behind Li Shimin, "With a raincoat, a hat, and a short canopy, I traveled all over the world to the west and the east, observed many things in the past and present, and read all the laws, but it was all in vain." Immediately, the people present saw Wukong.  The figure swaggered in from the back door of the hall, "His Highness King Qin's words made me feel ashamed. This is just a game between Xiaona and General Hou, so why should I be punished?"

    "Wukong, you think it's a game, but others don't think so." Li Shimin looked at Hou Junji coldly, "Junji, please apologize to little master Wukong!"

    "You shouldn't doubt me, little master." Under Li Shimin's stern eyes, Hou Junji knelt down to Wukong neatly and said, "please punish me, little master."

    "Namo, the great free-spirited King Buddha!" ??Wukong recited the Buddha's name solemnly with a precious look on his face, and then slowly pressed his back on Hou Junji's head, "Those who have lost their own nature are all living beings who can see themselves.  Nature is the heavenly being. What can I blame you for, Xiaoji? You must know that the evil mind is the sea water, the worries are the waves, the poison is the evil dragon, the illusion is the ghosts and gods, and the greed is the hell"

    "The most rare thing in this world is to forgive Eryu" As he said this, Wukong slowly reached out and patted Hou Jun.??'s head, "General Hou", I hope you can remember what happened today, and from now on you will always do the ten good deeds, and your heart will naturally be happy!  "

    "The little master is really compassionate!" Li Shimin sincerely praised Wukong.  If he had been in someone else's shoes, Li Shimin felt that he would not have such a good temper as Wukong. From the time he entered Chang'an until now, he had helped him so much quietly, but in the end he was either yelling or yelling.  Kill, or else be suspicious and neglected.

    Under such circumstances, the young monk still let go of Hou Junji who was trying to silence him so easily, which is enough to prove that he is indeed a kind and compassionate person.

    "Young master, I also want to apologize to my little master." Li Shimin said to Wukong seriously, "Little master, you have done so many things for me, but I am"

    "Your Highness, there is no need to apologize to Xiao Na." Wukong waved his hand slightly, "Xiao Na, I am just looking for a truly wise king for all the people in the world. It is precisely because Your Highness can become a wise king that Xiao Na made a special trip to Chang'an this time.  , just to help His Highness get through some irresolvable disasters!"

    "Wukong, have you come to Chang'an specifically to eliminate Gu Hua's calamity?" Li Shimin was really surprised this time.

    (To be continued.)

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