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Part One: The Rise of Jiujiang Chapter 63: Why can't gods be like mortals?

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    Chapter 63: Why can¡¯t gods be like mortals?

    "What, you actually let Samurai Yu run away?"

    In a heavily guarded house not far from Qiling Temple, an angry voice suddenly sounded, and then a loud noise was heard. It should be that some pottery or porcelain was hit on the ground, and then the sound was heard.  Then he shouted, "Trash, you are all a bunch of trash!"

    "Commander Zuo, we can't blame them entirely for this matter!" A slightly feminine voice continued, "After all, what you asked them to do in the beginning was just to hold back the samurai Yu, and then wait until his escorts were eliminated.  We must find a way to capture those Yangzhou gentry alive, so"

    "Then did they hold back the samurai?" Zuo Youxian, who was sitting in the middle of the room, shook the whisk in his hand and said in a conspiratorial manner, "I gave them so many people, but they didn't even do such a small thing.  It can¡¯t be done!¡±

    ¡°It¡¯s true that they don¡¯t have enough manpower!¡± The voice continued, ¡°Originally, the matter of holding back Samurai Yu should have been handed over to the Third Army stationed in Wu Zheyuan, but you also know¡±

    "Bullshit!" The fake Taoist priest Zuo Youxian, who always prided himself as a scholar, had long ago thrown away all the so-called charm and demeanor due to his rage. "Without Zhang Butcher, wouldn't they eat hairy food?"  Are they pigs? The third army only has a few hundred people. Is it really impossible without them? "

    Seeing Zuo Youxian¡¯s appearance, the person trying to persuade him sighed and stopped arguing!  After all, after all, more than a thousand people were thrown into Qiling Temple, but not only did they not catch the samurai Yu, but nearly three to four hundred brothers died. This is really unjustifiable!

    "Now that Samurai Yu has escaped from Qiling Temple along the secret passage, Military Advisor Zuo, how should we deal with it?" This person changed the topic, "If we wait for Samurai Yu to come back with the city guards, we can  What a failure!"

    "Don't worry!" After venting his anger, Zuo Youxian seemed to have calmed down, "Shan Ren, I had already expected that something like this might happen, so I had already laid a secret in the city guard.  It¡¯s a chess piece!¡±

    Saying that, Zuo Youxian stood up, walked to the window, and glanced at the sundial outside the yard, "Huh! My chess piece should have been activated by this time. Even the warrior Yu rushed to the city guard now.  , there¡¯s nothing I can do to stop you! No one can stop me in this Yangzhou city!¡±

    As he said that, Zuo Youxian let out a burst of wild laughter!

    "The military advisor is indeed far-sighted!" The man with a soft voice said in an admiring tone, "I admire you, so I would like to first congratulate the military advisor Zuo on regaining Yangzhou and completing his great cause!"

    "Of course!" After Zuo Youxian laughed wildly, he stopped his laughter and said to this person seriously, "Don't worry, I, Zuo, always do things one by one and two by two. I promised you,  I will definitely not regret it!"

    "I have never had any doubts about this!" The man bowed slightly to Zuo Youxian, "If I didn't trust Zuo Youxian, I wouldn't have come to seek your cooperation, Zuo Youxian!"

    In response to this person's words, Zuo Youxian nodded slightly, with a sneer on his face, and then turned his head towards the window, "Now, it's time to activate everything!"

    While Zuo Youxian was talking to this mysterious man, Wukong was running through the streets of Yangzhou with the Governor of Yangzhou, Warrior Xun, and the others. Well, there were not many people. In addition to Governor Wu and the remaining three guards, there was also the governor of Yangzhou.  Apart from driving, the only remaining entourage is Master Wukong!  Even Sanbaozi was sent directly by Wukong to the place where he placed Xiao Yueyue to inform Xiaowan Loli!

    As for the rest of the Yangzhou gentry, they all turned in decisively under Wukong's pretentious description of the dangers of the future!  But in fact, if they don't plan to transfer in, I'm afraid the warrior Governor Yu will not continue to take them. Although there are not as many thugs on the streets of Yangzhou as there are in Qiling Temple, it does not mean that there is no peace.  thing.

    In fact, the streets of Yangzhou are now in chaos. There are thugs who appear from nowhere and are beating, smashing and looting everywhere. I am afraid that the only difference between them and Qiling Temple is that they are spontaneous and have no control.  Organize undisciplined thugs, and Qiling Temple has long been premeditated, organized but equally undisciplined thugs!

    As for the warrior Governor Xun, there are only three bodyguards left around him now. It is very difficult for him to just protect Governor Wu, let alone protect other people. Therefore, regarding the departure of this group of people, Commander Wu  He didn¡¯t say anything, but he was happy to see the result!

    Um!  For leaders, someNot speaking at all can also represent his attitude!

    "Little Master Wukong, let's take a break!" After turning out of an alley, the warrior Governor Yong finally couldn't stand it anymore. You know, he is now a wounded person, and he was stabbed by Yongxin.  He hasn¡¯t closed his mouth yet!  "I really can't hold on any longer!"

    "We can't stop and rest, Grand Governor!" Wukong blinked at the warrior Yu, "The situation in Yangzhou is so chaotic now. In order to avoid the loss of life, we should rush to the city guard as soon as possible!"

    "But I can't hold on anymore!" Samurai Yu showed a wry smile, "I feel pain all over my body now, and I have no strength at all!"

    ?Aches all over?  By the way, Samurai Yu, you were having so much sex last night that you forgot to check the time!

    "Yes, we are all sore now too!" On the side, a certain governor of Yangzhou and a certain driver also jumped out, "Little master, let's take a rest first, there is no rush at this moment!"

    You two are also sore all over. Could it be that the Governor of Wuhan University had sex with you two last night?  Wukong's two sneaky eyes turned around on the three people in front of him. Heavy taste, you guys are really heavy taste!

    Um!  It seems that I remember that more than a thousand years later, some people once said that in this open Tang Dynasty, homosexuality was actually a very elegant thing.

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? Well, I don¡¯t actually discriminate against you guys being gay together at all, but what does that say? It¡¯s not scary for gay men to be gay, the scary thing is that gay men who are gay are not beautiful!  Look at the crooked and cracked looks of the two of you, but Gaodu Wu is a bit better. He should have been considered a good-looking man forty years ago.

    Several people present, including the warrior Commander-in-Chief Yu, suddenly felt a chill coming from their hearts under Wukong's seemingly clear eyes!

    Did you say it was windy?

    "Hey, I actually didn't want to waste these pills of holy medicine!" After seeing that these losers seemed to be unable to walk, Wukong put on a troubled posture and took out the pills from his sleeves.  He picked up a small gourd made of crystal, then poured out a few green pills from the gourd, and then gave one to a certain high governor, a certain governor and a certain person.  "Come on, take this medicine and take a short rest, then we can continue on the road!"

    "What kind of medicine is this?" Samurai Yu looked at the green pill in his hand and asked hesitantly.

    If someone else had asked the question, Wukong, the bad guy, would have already thrown out the sentence, "Guess, there will be a prize for guessing it right." Then when someone asked another question, he would have immediately thrown out the sentence, "Keep guessing, this  It's a serial award,' but for Gaodu Wu, he couldn't do such a hateful thing, so Wukong answered simply, "This is the legendary elixir"

    "Elixir?" After hearing this sentence, not to mention the certain governor and certain driver who had no good psychological quality at all, even the warrior Governor Xunwu became a little bit uneasy, "Really?"

    Um!  If Wukong had brought this elixir to someone else instead of Wukong, I'm afraid the Governor of Wu Da would not take it seriously. Who are you kidding?  This is elixir. Do you know how to write the word "ÏÉ"?

    But, if it is this magical, mysterious little monk named Wukong who descended from the sky, then this elixir may be real!  After all, from the time Wukong appeared to the present, the warrior Commander Yu has witnessed many almost miraculous things done by this little monk!

    ??????????????????????? For example, with a wave of the hand, there is a loud noise of the sky falling apart, and then the bad guy falls to pieces on the spot, or for example, with a flick of the sleeves, billowing smoke suddenly comes out from the sleeves!  No matter how you look at it, these things don't look like something an ordinary person can do.

    ???????????? It should be normal for a great person like this to have a bunch of elixirs or something like that on his person, right?

    "Of course it's true!" Wukong said seriously, "The elixir refined by the immortal must be the elixir! But" Wukong gave it a try at first, and when he saw Wu Gaodu and others, their eyes were focused.  After applying it to himself, he said seriously, "These elixirs are low-grade elixirs. They can only restore your spirit and get rid of the pain! As for things like extending your life and becoming an immortal, that is even more impossible!"

    "But isn't this an elixir?" A certain governor held the green pill in disbelief, "How come it only has such little ability?"

    "Do you think it's easy to refine elixirs that can extend life and make people become immortals?" Wukong showed a contemptuous look at a certain governor, "I tell you, even if a god wants to make a pill that can make people live longer or become immortals,  AlsoWhat is even more difficult is that the elixirs that most gods refine are no different from the ones you are holding now.  "

    "But" a certain governor asked again without giving up, "Why? Aren't gods supposed to have boundless power and have whatever they want?"

    "What are you dreaming about?" Wukong looked at him disdainfully, "If gods really have whatever they want and can do whatever they want, then if a random god with a crazy brain comes and wants  If we destroy the world, wouldn¡¯t we all die? Is that possible?¡±

    "Is it impossible?" A certain governor asked again stupidly without realizing that Wukong was talking nonsense.

    "Of course it's impossible!" Wukong replied in a tone that said he hates iron but cannot become steel. "In this world, if there is gain, there must be loss. The way of heaven is always balanced. So, if you know who is guilty of eating a  If you use elixirs and the like and become an immortal in one step, then this person must be a second-generation immortal!"

    "Second generation of immortals?" Although it was the first time for the warrior Commander Yu to hear this word, it did not prevent him from immediately understanding the meaning of the word, "Why do you say that?"

    "Don't you really understand, Grand Governor?" Wukong looked at Samurai Xun with a look of 'you understand' on his face.

    "Please tell me, young master?"

    "Okay, then, I would like to ask the Governor of Wuhan University, have you ever seen how many children from poor families become high-ranking officials?"

    This is a good question. It is now the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, and His Majesty Li Er has not yet said the famous sentence "all the heroes in the world fall into my trap" in an extremely pretentious tone. In fact, even  The imperial examination system has not yet been fully implemented.

    Of course, it is not that it has not been fully implemented, but it is not that it has not been implemented, because the imperial examination system first started in the Sui Dynasty, that is, in the hands of Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty who had been blackmailed by His Majesty Li Er and his father Li Yuan for thousands of years.  Begin implementation!  But during the Sui Dynasty, the power of the aristocratic families was very strong, but the imperial examination did not create much trouble!

    In fact, even now, the family members are still very powerful!

    The warrior Commander Yu quickly understood what Wukong meant, and then he immediately opened his mouth and became extremely restless.  "Little master, can this immortal be the same as a mortal?"

    "Why not?" A bright smile appeared on Wukong's lips.

    "Isn't it that immortals shouldshouldn't" Governor Wu looked a little messy in the wind.

    "Great glorious correct" Wukong thoughtfully completed what he wanted to say to Governor Wu.

    "That's right, that's it. How can gods be the same as mortals!" Governor Wu nodded repeatedly.

    "Why can't gods be like mortals?" Wukong asked with a smile. Then when the Wu Dadu Governor and others were about to open their mouths to refute, he added another sentence, "You are not a fish, how can you know the joy of fish?  Okay, Grand Governor, you¡¯d better take the medicine first and then talk about it!¡±

    After finishing speaking, Wukong tilted his head and looked at Wu Dadu and the others, and then continued with a smile, "Don't worry, Xiaoji, I told you, this is an elixir, definitely not poison. If Xiaoji really wants to do harm,  If you are the governor, there is absolutely no way you can walk out of the monastery alive!"

    Wukong's words immediately revealed the thoughts in the mind of the warrior Governor Yu, so he smiled sheepishly, "Of course this is not poison. I can still trust the little master on this!"  With that, Governor Wu gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, threw the pill in his hand into his mouth, and swallowed it without chewing!

    Seeing that the Governor of Wuhan had already taken the medicine, a certain governor and a certain driver on the side also took the medicine.

    "Oh!" Not long after taking the medicine, the warrior Governor Yu opened his eyes in surprise, "This medicine is really effective. I suddenly feel that my whole body is relaxed now, and my stomach no longer hurts, as if I have never been injured."  ! Little Master Wukong, this medicine of yours is indeed an elixir!"

    A certain governor and a certain driver on the side also nodded quickly, saying that the governor was right!

    Regarding the comments of these people, Wukong still had a calm face, clasped his hands, and was very humble.

    Nonsense, this medicine is a mixture of cannabis essence and opium extracted by Xiaoji using future technological formulas. In terms of analgesic effect, this thing is no worse than Demerol from more than a thousand years ago. How could it not be effective?  .

    "Okay, Commander-in-Chief of Wuhan University, let's set off quickly!" After seeing that the elixir on the Governor-General of Wuhan and the others had taken effect,?Wukong quickly urged, "For the tens of millions of people in Yangzhou, we must work hard quickly!"

    Um!  That's right, the effect of this thing on you can last for up to an hour, so you have to hurry up, even if you die, you have to die in the encirclement of the city guards!

    Seeing Wukong¡¯s pitiful look, the warriors, Governor Xunda, and the others were too embarrassed to continue resting, so they quickly stood up and continued to move towards the direction of the city guards!

    "Little Master, when we go around here, we will see the city guard's station!" After Wukong and the others ran around the city for more than half an hour, a guard next to the warrior Governor Yu finally pointed out their purpose to Wukong.  land.  "Look, it's the school field in frontwait, why is there no one in the school field?"

    That¡¯s right, looking from where Wukong and the others are now, there is no one at the gate of the school grounds or at the military camp inside the school grounds.

    "How is this going?"

    "No matter what is going on, we need to go there first to find out!" Wukong set up an awning with his hands and glanced into the school ground, "Well, it's not like there's no one in the school ground"

    "Have you seen anyone?" The guard who found that there was no one in the school grounds asked Wukong in an eager tone.

    "Well, I saw it!" Wukong casually clicked towards the school ground, "Just at the entrance of the sixth military camp from the left of the school ground gate, there is an old soldier sweeping the floor!"

    I have to say that Wukong is not called this name for nothing. Although he does not have piercing eyes, his eyes have at least 2.0 vision. When the warrior Commander Yu and the others entered the school grounds, they found them in front of the sixth military camp on the left.  A veteran who swept the floor.

    "Come here!" Samurai Yu waved to this old soldier, "I ask you, where are the others?"

    "Are you out?" Lao Jun replied without hesitation.

    "Going out?" The warrior governor Xunda sensitively grasped the key point of the question, "Where did you go?"

    "Are you kidding? Where else can we go!" Lao Jun obviously did not recognize that the person in front of him was the Governor of Wuhan University. He smiled and replied, "They are going to Yangzhou!"

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