Chapter 62: It turns out that the two great monks are here to investigate!
"How dare I watch your excitement?" Zhixing smiled very cheaply, as if he didn't mean what he said. (, ""). . com
But it is also understandable. The calm and reliable Brother HP has always been a role model for monks and a role model for Shaolin Temple. When Wukong said that Brother HP was one of the top ten outstanding youths of Shaolin Temple, he was not lying! For a bad guy like Zhixing, it is really rare to see Brother HP showing such a busy expression!
If you don¡¯t watch the excitement in this kind of situation, you will definitely be struck by lightning!
"Zhixing" He once again used his arm to block the shameless female Tan Yue in front of him. After feeling the soft touch of his arm hitting this female Tan Yue's chest, HP finally became angry and shouted at Zhixing. He yelled, "If you dare to watch the fun again, be careful I'll fall out!"
"Come on, come on!" After hearing HP's words, Zhixing confirmed that HP was really angry. He finally stopped watching the fun and took a step forward, grabbing the left and right hands with both hands. This female Tan Yue's two shoulders, and then her arms competed, as if carrying something, she lifted this female Tan Yue up!
"Wow! This is okay!" Speaking of which, this female Tan Yue's nerves are really not ordinary. After discovering that she was picked up so easily by another monk who was not ugly, her first reaction was to admire her. He stood up and said, "You are really strong. If you had a bigger bottom, there wouldn't be any shortcomings!"
What is Nima called? This is unacceptable for a man to say! So at that moment Zhixing said something back to the female Tan Yue, "I don't have any shortcomings!" Well, although Zhixing is more liberal than HP in this regard, as a firm little nun, in fact, Zhixing¡¯s performance wasn¡¯t much better!
"It turns out that this master is very confident in his lower body!" The girl Tan Yue was not anxious at all. She even teased Zhixing while she was in the air, reaching out and patting Zhixing's important parts gently. After a moment, he said with a chuckle, "Well, sister will check it out, oh, it is indeed not small!"
Although he was accidentally teased by this female Tan Yue, Zhixing did not get as angry as HP. After all, he could be considered a person with a criminal record. When he was in Jiangzhou, he was taken to a brothel by the bad guy Wukong to experience it. Life.
"Okay, for the sake of how cute you two are, I won't hold you accountable for breaking the rules this time!" After teasing HP and Zhixing, the female Tan Yue obviously felt better. He stood up, straightened his clothes with his hands, and turned around gently, "Come on, sister, take you two in!"
Go in? Go in there?
Before HP and Zhixing could ask this question, they saw that the female Tan Yue had turned around and walked toward the door that suddenly appeared, just like when she came.
After taking two steps, the female Tan Yue realized that Zhixing and HP had not followed, so she stopped again, turned around and smiled at Zhixing and HP, "You two, come quickly!"
"Huh?" After Zhixing and HP looked at each other, neither of them moved!
"Look at you two, you were so anxious just now" Seeing that HP and the others were not moving, the female Tan Yue simply turned around and came back, grabbing their hands, "Shake as hard as you can. It's so noisy that I can't even sleep well. Let you come in now, and you're so shy Hey! Your hands are so fast!"
The attempt to hold HP and Zhixing's hands failed, but the female Tan Yue had a curious look on her face. She simply grabbed their monk's robes, then turned around and pulled them towards the door. , "Okay, don't be shy, come in with your sister, and you can have something sweet to eat!"
She pulled hard twice, but when she found that she couldn't pull it, the female Tan Yue finally became a little angry. She turned around and said rudely to HP and Zhixing, "Do you two want to come in?"
"Brother, do you want us to go in?" Zhixing blinked at HP.
"What do you think?" HP looked at Zhixing's face and gritted his teeth!
"Of course we have to go in!" Zhixing said with a righteous look on his face, "Wukong asked us to investigate this place seriously. Now that something weird has happened here, we must investigate it thoroughly!"
"Oh, it turns out that the two great monks are here to investigate!"
"Of course, we are here to investigate!" HP blocked it again with his hands.The female Tan Yue, who was planning to sneak attack her, said seriously, "We are different from other monks, don't get the wrong idea!"
HP originally thought that when he said this, the female Tan Yue should understand. However, he did not expect that after he finished speaking, the female Tan Yue actually rubbed her body against him again, "I don't know that this big man How does the monk plan to investigate? How about going to my sister's boudoir with me, and then we can investigate slowly?"
I¡¯ll wipe it! Do you know what investigation is?
"Well, that's it!" Zhixing said happily on the side, "We are here to investigate. Let's do this. Female Tan Yue, you will take me, my senior brother, back to your boudoir to investigate in a while, and the poor monk will investigate. Somewhere else!¡±
"Hey, are you going to investigate other places?" The female Tan Yue turned her head and snorted at Zhixing, "Why, do you think I'm old and young, sister?"
"Of course not!" Zhixing quickly changed the topic, "Shall we go in now?"
With that said, Zhixing took advantage of the fact that the female Tan Yue was still clinging to HP and rushed towards the secret door.
When he arrived, Zhixing saw that this secret door was embedded in the wall, and it was specially painted to match the color of the wall. Under the dim light of this secret room, even if No matter how good your eyes are, you may not be able to see such a door on the wall.
In fact, Zhixing and HP have very good eyesight. They are Shaolin monks and were born in the Lian family. Their visual acuity in both eyes is above 1.5. However, after entering this secret room, they still It¡¯s not like we didn¡¯t find the secret door!
¡°If this female Tan Yue hadn¡¯t magically appeared and opened the door, I believe HP and Zhixing would have thought they had discovered all the secrets and returned to the ground.
"Zhixing, what are you doing running so fast?" HP, who was still a little in a hurry, saw that Zhixing, a shameless traitor, ran into the door alone first, and suddenly became a little angry!
¡°Senior brother, please follow this woman Tan Yue to her boudoir to investigate first, and I¡¯ll go check somewhere else!¡± After saying a very irresponsible word, Zhixing immediately slipped in through the door.
After entering through the gate, Zhixing discovered that there was really a secret underground in the courtyard next to the side hall. Not to mention the secret room with gold and silver outside, there was a secret room inside. It is a spacious place like a hall, and there are three corridors on the left, middle and right of this hall.
With the lights in the corridors and the candles in the hall, Zhixing could vaguely see that there were small doors on both sides of these corridors, some were closed, while others were open!
What does this place do?
Just when Zhixing was wondering, HP had already gotten rid of the female Tan Yue and strode in after her!
"Sister's room is on the first one on the left!" The female Tan Yue's voice suddenly sounded from behind them, "How about it, do you want to go somewhere to investigate first?"
Before Hewlett-Packard and Zhixing could answer, there was a knock on the door, and another woman dressed in fancy but very revealing clothes walked out of the corridor on the right. After seeing Zhixing and Hewlett-Packard, the corners of this woman's mouth suddenly changed. He showed a sneer, "Didn't you say there was something big going on during the day? Why are you here so early?"
Zhixing and HP looked at each other, feeling a little confused! I would like to ask this female Tan Yue, are you familiar with this poor monk? Just talking nonsense here!
"Let's talk about it first. We don't have time now. Even if you enter my house, I won't welcome you!" After the woman said another incomprehensible word, she hurriedly walked into the corridor in the middle. , disappeared into a nearby room.
"Junior Brother Zhixing, do you see anything?"
"Of course!" Zhixing showed a weak smile to HP, "Even if I didn't see it just now, now I know exactly where this place is!"
"Tell me, what did you see?"
That¡¯s right, the chubby guy in front of Wukong among these thieves and monks is Three Baozi!
To be honest, Wukong himself was startled when he saw San Baozi suddenly appearing among these thieves and monks. But he soon calmed down, and then the big show was staged in front of these thieves and monks.
????????????????????Although San Baozi hasn't played with Wukong for a long time, the tacit understanding between them still exists. When Wukong said the flower fingerAfter the name, just a little finger, San Baozi immediately covered his chest and fell down very cooperatively. Of course, a mysterious smile is a must!
Then when Wukong said that he was going to enlarge the move, the person in the crowd who shouted that everyone should rush forward and that this skill must be interrupted quickly was also Sanbaozi. Of course, when the group of people rushed up, Sanbaozi easily took one of them. The bamboo grenade was thrown into the middle of this group of people!
"Because Sanbaozi is not a monk. To put it bluntly, this guy is the kind of guy who has no power to restrain a chicken and can only chant Buddha's name. Except for a mouth with a lotus tongue, the rest of his body is full of useless dregs! So after Wukong arrived in Yangzhou, he gave Sanbaozi two bamboo grenades and asked him to keep them for self-defense!
When Sanbaozi fell from the wall today, he didn't think about using grenades to blow up the people who came to him! But the problem was that there were too many thieves and monks in the front yard at that time. San Baozi felt that even if he used both grenades, it would be useless, so in the end he made the wisest choice!
A thief!
Therefore, after Sanbaozi fell off the wall, he immediately wrapped a white cloth strip he had prepared around his wrist, just like the other thieves and monks. Sure enough, he successfully deceived those guys, and then he transformed into one of the thief monks!
"Then what are you doing here?" Wukong asked Sanbaozi doubtfully as he led this group of Yangzhou gentry toward the west across the courtyard.
"I heard the sound of thunder in my palm, and then I heard that a young monk was running towards the west yard with a large group of people," San Baozi replied proudly, "I knew without guessing that it was you who was back, so I So I took the initiative to volunteer and join the team that intercepted you."
"Hurry up, you guys, hurry up!" Wukong waved to a few Yangzhou believers who were lagging behind, as well as a few monks from other places who were dizzy when they saw blood, asking them to follow the team immediately, while turning to face Sanbaozi said, "Since it was a blockade, why did so many people come?"
"Nonsense!" Sanbaozi showed a triumphant expression and puffed up his chest, "Of course this is because I convinced them with my sharp tongue. In fact, they originally planned to slap one of them directly. More than a hundred people came!"
???????????????????????????????? San Baozi, you are in a bunker! He actually managed to sneak into the enemy's ranks and become a military advisor in such a short time! Therefore, why revolutionary work always fails? This is a profound lesson!
"Then how did you convince them?" Wukong asked curiously.
"Because they don't have enough manpower!" San Baozi said as if he was pointing the way. "Although they ambush thousands of people here, more than half of them were used just to blockade Qiling Temple. of people, plus there are some other matters, the number of people that can really be used in the temple is less than a thousand!"
"Is more than a thousand still too little?" The one who spoke was the warrior Gaodu Tongwu who was a little out of breath.
"Of course, let me do the math for you" Sanbaozi didn't know who this old man was, "There was originally a Dharma gathering held in Qiling Temple, and more than a thousand people came in at once. Among the people, some have been killed, but there are still many people imprisoned. Just to guard these people, it takes at least more than 200 people!"
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Do we need more than 200 people to watch a thousand prisoners? Well, in this dark Middle Ages where there were no pistols and rifles, maybe so many people were really needed!
"And Qiling Temple is so big, you always need to check to see if there is any fish that slipped through the net!" San Baozi was extremely calm when he said these words, and he did not feel at all that he was the so-called fish that slipped through the net. "These people used more than two hundred people!"
So, the peasant army is the peasant army, and the vision is too low. What kind of fish are you trying to catch at this time? Can't you wait until you capture all of Yangzhou and then catch them together?
"What about the more than 600 people left?"
"Where are there so many left!" Sanbaozi replied without hesitation, "The number of people they sent to attack the monastery was only over a hundred, and fifty or sixty of them died. Well! Although they said they didn't know, but I estimate that most of these fifty or sixty years are the good deeds you have done, Wukong!"
"Xiaoji, I never leave my name when I do good deeds, so let them remember these things on the head of the warrior Commander Yu!" Wukong did not expect that Governor Wu was standing next to him, and immediately threw the blame on his head. on, "Where are the rest of them?"
"They are attacking the escort of the samurai Governor Xun at the Dongkuoyuan side!"
"What, you said my escort" the warrior Governor Yu heard thisAfter these words, he immediately became excited, "Have you seen them?"
"Of course!" Sanbaozi gave Samurai Yu a strange look, "There must be about a hundred of them. Now they have retreated to the house in the east cross courtyard. They can't rush out, but these monks can't kill them either. !¡±
"How many people do you think they have?" Samurai Yu asked again in a trembling tone.
"More than a hundred people!" Sanbaozi replied without hesitation, "More than a hundred people at most!"
"There are only more than a hundred people left!" The warrior governor suddenly showed a sad look on his face, "This morning, when they came to Qiling Temple with me, there were still three hundred people!"
Um! Three hundred people were suddenly attacked by more than a thousand people, and while you are still here to hold back the takeaway, it is already very difficult for them to still have more than a hundred people left, okay? Of course, the above sentence was what Wukong was thinking in his own mind. He did not say it out loud. Judging from Sanbaozi's expression, Wukong estimated that he was thinking about the same thing as himself.
"Little Master Wukong, do you think we can do anything" The warrior Commander Xun suddenly said something meaningless to Wukong.
"Great Governor, everything has a cause and an effect!" Wukong clasped his hands together and made a god-like appearance, "This time Yangzhou is a human disaster. Everyone who is in Yangzhou, no matter the gentry, monks or laymen, will be doomed." Man, what I can do now is just to use the fastest way to eliminate this disaster"
??Well, Wukong lived for a long time and said everything, but he didn't mention a word about what the warrior Governor Xun really wanted to say, which was about the convoy men who went to rescue him!
¡°You¡¯re just kidding, if there wasn¡¯t this team here to support you, how could you escape?
"Well, I understand!" Although Wukong didn't say anything, Governor Wu was so awesome that he actually understood it! You understand, what do you understand? Wukong blinked his big eyes, he really didn't have the nerve to ask this question!
"Let's get out of here quickly!" Governor Wu waved his sleeves and made a firm decision, "Now we must get out of Qiling Temple quickly and mobilize the city guards to quell the rebellion. If we move faster, maybe Well enough¡¡"
Um! The warrior, Commander-in-Chief Xun, who suddenly became enthusiastic, looked really disobedient!