Chapter 56: Brothers, the time for being cute is over!
To be honest, Wukong has lived two lifetimes, and chaotic situations like this are not common!
Well, to put it bluntly, the city-wide riot he saw in the Middle East in his previous life was almost comparable to the current situation! That's right, it was the one that happened in front of Wukong's eyes, where a sectarian firefight caused by two children throwing stones at each other eventually turned into a massacre in the city!
Now the entire Qiling Temple is in complete chaos. It¡¯s really the brains of human beings that have the brains of dogs. There are fighting and dead people everywhere. To be honest, the current Qiling Temple is better than the chaotic city in the Middle East. That is to say, there are almost special effects such as flames and smoke.
At this time, Wukong's keen ears suddenly heard a guy yelling, "Master, stay here, I am the governor of Yangzhou, Warrior Xun" So, he was heading to the courtyard where Hewlett-Packard and the others lived to find Hewlett-Packard. Wukong made a direct detour and appeared in front of the warrior Xun!
In fact, just when Wukong landed, if he could look back and to the side, he could clearly find that the two muscular monks he was looking for, as well as the novice novices, were behind him. On the wall of tens of meters, of course, if HP or Zhixing turned around, the situation would be the same!
But the problem was such a coincidence, no one, whether it was Wukong or HP, looked back! So, Goku went to the left, HP went to the right Of course, unlike Jimmy, the two of them were not actually gay friends.
Although when Wukong went to Chang'an, he had a good relationship with His Majesty Li Er and some of the ministers who are now in power, such as the famous Fang Mou Duduan in history, the two famous door gods in history, and the famous ministers in history. Brother Pei Ji, the ** expert, wait, wait, wait!
But this is the first time that Wukong has met this warrior Lord Tong, the father of the eternal emperor Wu Mei Niang Sama!
This Mr. Wu looks pretty good. Although he is not young anymore, he still looks very energetic. His hair and beard are not all white anymore. Although his body is a little fat, he is not so fat that he can't walk. , Well, in general, this is just an ordinary old man with a figure similar to Fan Wei!
Now Wukong knows that after Wu Meiniang became the emperor, it was completely nonsense to say that her father was thin back then. In fact, if you think about it, you will know how could the father who gave birth to Wu Meiniang, a fat daughter, be thin!
This is completely unscientific!
"Are you the Warrior Xun, the Governor of Yangzhou?" Wukong blinked and asked Governor Wu!
"Ah!" Gaodu Wu seemed to be very uncomfortable with Wukong's awesome way of appearing. It took him a long time to react, "It's so, who are you, little monk?"
"Namo, the great free-spirited king Buddha!" ??Wukong protracted his voice and recited a Buddha's name, "Nie Zi is just a wild man from the outside world, and his Dharma name is Wukong!"
To be precise, there is nothing wrong with this sentence, but the context of this sentence is wrong. If an old monk in his seventies or eighties with a flowing white beard clasped his hands and said this sentence in a long tone, then What an awesome person! But the problem is, the person saying this now is actually a fifteen-year-old monk, so the situation is really
Why does it make people feel weird and inconsistent!
"Wukong?" Samurai Yu frowned in confusion, as if he had heard this name somewhere.
"Uncle," in the side courtyard next to Wukong and the others, Huikong, who had just jumped off the wall, suddenly turned his head and looked behind him, "I seemed to hear the voice of my uncle!"
"Yes, yes, I heard it too!" Wu Neng continued on the side!
"You heard ghosts, you heard them!" With a bang, Zhixing gave Wukong a slap in the face unceremoniously, "In the past ten days, you have heard Wukong's voice hundreds of times. Let¡¯s talk about whether that idiot Wukong has come back from Hangzhou now. Even if he has come back from Hangzhou, do you think he can enter Qiling Temple now?¡±
"That's impossible to say, Master Wukong has always been scheming"
"What are you dreaming about?" Zhixing picked up Wuneng and handed it out from the wall. He asked Wuneng to look outside Qiling Temple, "Have you seen how many people are outside? You do Come up with a trick for me on how to break into Qiling Temple!"
"I can't figure it out, and that doesn't mean that Master Wukong can't figure it out!" Bajie felt aggrieved.
"Stop talking!" HP seriously stopped Zhixing's violent behavior against Bajie, "The siege outside is verySecret, what should we do now? "
"Yes, there must be at least several thousand people here!" Zhixing couldn't help but be shocked by the actions of these murderous thieves, "It's really a big deal!"
"What are you afraid of? When the soldiers come, the water will be covered by the earth!" Wu Neng waved his fists vigorously on the side to cheer Zhixing and the others, "Anyway, now that the burdensome Third Baozi between us is no longer here, let's just fight all the way out! "
With a bang, HP¡¯s fist had accurately hit Wu Neng¡¯s head!
"That's right!" Huiming said gloatingly on the side, "I'm asking you to talk nonsense about what Three Baozi means. Uncle is no longer here!"
"Then what should you say!" Wu Neng, who covered his head with his hands and crouched down to act cute, retorted to Huiming.
"You should say that Uncle Sanbaozi passed by just now"
boom! HP's fist accurately hit Huiming's head this time! "Stop talking nonsense. If we can't get out, let's use our brains and think of something useful!"
"That's right, you didn't even look at how many people were outside, and you went all the way to kill them. What do you little bastards think about killing people, but cutting grass?" Zhixing said to them in the same tone of gloating, "Besides, With you little burdens here, can we kill them?"
"Your name is Wukong?"
"Yes, Wukong is Xiaoji's dharma title!" Wukong walked very familiarly through the broken window towards the inside of the monastery, "Well, Governor of Wuhan University, please lend me this, don't you think we talk like this? How rude?"
"Oh, really?" Governor Wu stepped aside and then remembered something. It seems that I don't know this little monk. Why does this guy look so lively?
"Thank you!" Wukong walked in from the window calmly, taking a gentle step and moving gracefully, as if he was walking through an ordinary door instead of a window that was at least one meter high from the ground. None of the Yangzhou gentry present could see clearly how he walked in. It seemed that with just one step, he was already standing in the monastery!
In an instant, the Yangzhou gentry present and even the Governor of Wuhan murmured in their hearts, "Isn't this little monk some kind of ghost?"
"Ah, it seems that the situation of you, Commander-in-Chief of Wuhan University, is very bad!" As soon as Wukong entered the door, his eyes were immediately attracted by the battle that took place at the gate of the monastery, "Now the thieves are powerful, Governor-General of Wuhan University, as I, the top leader of Yangzhou Prefecture, do not know of any good strategies to defeat thieves?"
Hearing the young monk's tone of speaking without pain in his back, Samurai Yu felt that if he hadn't been stabbed just now and his waist was still weak, he would have rudely faced this damn young monk. Kick it up!
What¡¯s the best way to defeat thieves? Damn it, if I had any good ideas to defeat the thief, would I still stay here and wait to die?
"Of course, I can't blame you, Commander-in-Chief of Wu, for this!" Wukong said in a serious tone, saying that he would be so angry that he would not pay for his life. "Although Commander-in-Chief of Wu said he would follow the Supreme Emperor in military battles, after all, he did not risk his own life, but did some logistical supplies and the like. It¡¯s something like this, so it¡¯s natural for you to panic when you encounter this kind of thing, it¡¯s not surprising, it¡¯s not surprising!¡±
??The warrior Governor Tung confirmed once again that if he had not been hit by an arrow in the kneeif he had been hit by a knife in the waist, he would have kicked this damn little monk to death!
¡°Nima, I¡¯ve always been a logistics soldier, so I¡¯m really sorry for you!
"Now, Governor Wu, our top priority is to escape from Qiling Temple!" Wukong then said seriously to the warrior Xun, "Only after escaping can you regain control of the city guards. Only by controlling the city guards Army, you can control the situation of this rebellion!"
Nonsense, I also know that I should escape now, but please tell me how to escape?
The warrior Xun took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart, "I understand what you mean, but now that the thieves are powerful, I can only wait for reinforcements for the time being, waiting for my guards to arrive. After arriving, both sides must unite their forces to rush out without fail!"
"Captain, your guards?" Wukong touched his chin with his hand, as if he was thinking about something, and then he pointed towards the door of the monastery with his hand, "Well, are they all wearing the same clothes as those guards? The clothes are about the same?"
"That's right!" Governor Wu nodded!
"Is their leader wearing bright light armor?" Wukong asked again.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Gaodu Wu nodded again! "Why, little monk, have you seen them? Where are they now?"?Are you almost here? "
"I don't know if they are coming soon, Xiaoji!" Wukong shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "But when Xiaoji happened to pass by the front yard just now, I saw all the people lying on the ground lying on the ground. Among the big brothers wearing the same clothes next to me, there is also a big black man wearing bright light armor!"
"That's Song Jian, the captain of the guard!" The warrior Yu was excited and grabbed Wukong's arm with his hand, "Where are they now?"
"If nothing else, they should have arrived at the Yama Palace by now!" Wukong answered seriously, "Well, even if they haven't arrived at the Yama Palace, they must have crossed the Naihe Bridge. When I saw them, they were There are a few bald thieves peeling off that big black manwell, the Mingguang Armor of Song Jian you mentioned, Commander-in-Chief."
"What?" Samurai Xun was stunned immediately, "You said they are dead"
"Captain, are you talking nonsense again?" Wukong glanced at Samurai Yu, then looked left and right, then lowered his head and picked up the long knife that Samurai Yu dropped to the ground because he was too shocked, and then leaned back, as if Just like throwing a javelin, he threw the long knife in his hand at the crowd in front of him!
"ah!"
"Help!"
"The little monk killed someone!"
After seeing Wukong's actions, the group of Yangzhou gentry and believers present who had been frightened by the facts Wukong told completely collapsed. They squatted on the ground one by one with their heads in their hands, and began to ignore it. He screamed loudly, and immediately the monastery became a mess.
After throwing the long knife out, Wukong didn't feel at all whether his action just now was about to scare all the guys in front of him to death. Instead, he clapped his hands easily and continued to say to the warrior Yu, "I just said It¡¯s very clear. When I saw them, Xiaoji, they were lying on the ground in a mess. I said to the Governor, are you illiterate and don¡¯t understand what the "hell and eight" means? "
"Dead, actually dead!" After hearing the news brought by Wukong, Samurai Yu felt his heart thump and sink into the darkness, and his whole body felt cold! His own bodyguard was actually robbed and killed by that gang of thieves. To the Governor of Wuhan University, this news was as if a tall building had lost its footing or a boat capsized in the middle of the Yangtze River. He almost collapsed!
You know, the belief that has always supported the warrior Governor Yu is that if he can hold on in the monastery, he can wait for his own guards to come to support, and if his guards arrive, then he can leave Qiling Temple He broke out, but now this idea was ruthlessly shattered by Wukong!
"Grand Governor, Grand Governor" Wukong said a few more words to Samurai Yu, but Samurai Yu didn't seem to hear him. He stood there in a daze, still muttering, "It's hopeless." , it¡¯s completely hopeless now!¡±
I¡¯ll wipe it! I said, Warrior Xun, you can be considered a famous official of the Tang Dynasty and a confidant of His Majesty Li Yuan. Is there really no problem with your psychological quality? No wonder you guys, old ministers of martial virtue, were beaten to a pulp by the famous Zhenguan ministers under His Majesty Li Er. Compared to their loyal fans, you are really weak!
At this time, Wukong suddenly noticed a dark shadow flashing out of the corner of his eye. It seemed that someone was planning to sneak attack from his left side. So Wukong immediately turned around without hesitation, swung sideways, and performed a standard side kick, directly attacking this plan. The guy who attacked me was sent to the corner!
"ah¡¡"
With a long scream, these Yangzhou believers who were squatting on guard and acting cute were surprised to find that Yangzhou's Li Zheng children's shoes were kicked out by the young monk who came in, and he rolled and ran directly to the corner. !
"You little monk, you are so rude!" The speaker was the governor of Song Dynasty in Yangzhou, "Why did you kick Li Biejia?"
"Oh, that guy is Yangzhou Biejia?" Wukong showed a smile without any shame, "I'm really sorry, Xiaoji, I didn't know he was actually Biejia, I thought he was planning to take the opportunity to assassinate the Governor of Wu. Where¡¯s the assassin!¡±
"How could Li Bieji be an assassin?" Governor Song looked at the shameless little monk in front of him. This guy was really bad. He beat someone without even blinking. an assassin's hat.
"Isn't he an assassin?" Wukong looked confused, "If he wasn't an assassin, why would he rush at Governor Wu like this? What does he want to do?"
"Is there any mistake? Did Li Biejia want to pounce on the Governor of Wuhan University? He is obviously jumping towards you, okay?
"Are you here for me?" Wukong still looked confused, "HeWhy did he rush towards Xiao Ana? Could it be that the person he wanted to assassinate was not the Grand Governor but Xiao Ana? Then wouldn't it be more natural for me to kick him? What do you want to do when you are so excited? "
"Nonsense, it was you, the little monk, who threw the knife at us first, so Li Biejia wanted to argue with you, okay?" Song Governor felt that the little monk in front of him was becoming more and more disgusting!
"You are not rebels, why should I throw a knife at you?" Wukong asked confidently, almost choking the governor of Song Dynasty to death!
"You damn little thief!" I don't know when, Li Biejia, who was helped up from the corner by the other Yangzhou gentry and then helped him back, suddenly appeared angrily, "Isn't it you who just threw the knife at us? ?"
"Why did you throw the knife away?" Wukong asked doubtfully, and then he suddenly realized and patted his head, "By the way, did you mean to throw it away like this?"
With that said, Wukong picked up another dagger from the ground. Well, this one seemed to have been used by the great monk Yongxin who had been tortured to death, and was then thrown to the ground by the samurai Governor Yu.
I saw Wukong holding the dagger with his hand, taking a look at the direction where Li Biejia and the others were, and then waved his hand, with a swipe sound, and then saw Li Biejia and the others squatting on the ground again. ! And after the dagger thrown by Wukong spun around in the air a few times, it hit the chest of a thief who was trying to jump in through the window next to the front door!
With a scream, the thief fell straight from the window and landed on the ground of the monastery. After twitching twice, he became motionless! Next to the bald thief, there was another corpse lying on the side. He was also stabbed in the chest with a long knife and died an untimely death!
Unlike the last time, this time although the Yangzhou gentry present were also shocked, there were still a few brave people who witnessed Wukong's miraculous sword.
"Okay, did you see it? If you don't see it, you can turn around!" Wukong had a smile on his face and clapped his hands gently, "Everyone, the time for being cute is over, Yangzhou's Dear fellow villagers, now is the time for you to explode your little universe!"