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- Chapter 55: Take a closer look, do I look familiar?
Three Baozi is a good comrade!
He is hard-working and sincere, unpretentious, and never picky in doing things. Except for the occasional small mistakes, he has no other problems. Moreover, even if there is a mistake in Sanbaozi, he will find a way to put it away. To the rest of the monks, such as Wu Neng and his group of novice novices!
However, for such a perfect three-pack, he also has his own fatal weakness, that is, his hands and feet are too weak! Basically, unless you are walking on flat ground, you will definitely fall down or trip over yourself.
Climbing a wall, an action with a difficulty factor as high as 5.0, is really not suitable for him at all!
So, under the curse of Zhixing, the crow-mouthed man, Sanbaozi fell off the wall in a dignified manner, and even managed to survive, he fell directly into the front yard where the gang of thieves and bald men gathered!
With a thud, the loud noise made by the three-baozi weighing more than 100 kilograms fell to the ground, which immediately alerted the bald thieves holding knives who were still in the front yard!
Immediately, San Baozi saw through the bamboo forest that a group of thieves in the front yard seemed to have noticed him. Then quickly, three or four people separated from the group and ran towards him!
Zhixing and Hewlett-Packard looked at each other and seemed a little at a loss!
If you want to go down to save people, you will inevitably expose yourself. Of course, it is okay to expose yourself, but the problem is that there are still so many young novices around them. If they are discovered
"You take the others and leave first!" After just being in a daze for a few seconds, HP made up his mind. He waved his hand to Zhixing, "I'll go down"
Before Hewlett-Packard could finish what he said, he saw Sanbaozi pull out a sharp steel knife from somewhere, and then rushed out of the bamboo forest, shouting loudly as he rushed.
"Brothers, don't get me wrong, I am one of my own people, my own people"
Moreover, in order to show that he was telling the truth, Sanbaozi also raised his left hand high, letting the bald thieves outside the venue see the white cloth strip on his wrist, "Don't be impulsive, everyone, I am one of my own." people!"
I’ll wipe it! Suddenly, Zhixing and HP on the wall were all embarrassed! I said, San Baozi, when did you wrap the white cloth strip around your wrist?
"One of our own?" Those bald thieves holding knives in the front yard looked at Sanbaozi with suspicion, "You said you are one of our own, which part do you belong to?"
After hearing these words, HP and Zhixing’s hearts jumped again! How could San Baozi know this question? Don't tell me which part, San Baozi doesn't even know how many parts you have!
"Which part is it?" San Baozi was very calm, winking at these people with his chubby face, making a vulgar look, "Brothers, you know it, right?"
"What do you know!" one of the thieves yelled, "Which part does it belong to?"
"That's it!" Sanbaozi simply turned sideways, swung his chubby waist back and forth twice, and showed a lustful smile on his face, "You know!"
"Could you be from Wuzheyuan?" Another thief holding a knife said doubtfully, "But why don't I seem to have never seen you in Wuzheyuan?"
"When you go there, do you still care about looking at men?" Sanbaozi raised his eyebrows and showed a knowing smile to these people, "If you look carefully, do you think I look familiar!"
After looking at the three buns carefully, the people present responded in an uncertain tone, "It seems a bit familiar, but"
In fact, these bald thieves holding knives present must not know about an experiment done by a group of idle people more than a thousand years later, which is the so-called "Do you think I look familiar" experiment?
In the end, they concluded that as long as a person really believes that he has met you before, but later forgets it due to other reasons, then he will definitely look more and more familiar to you, and he will unconsciously use the words he has seen in his mind. Apply the faces of past people to your body!
If anyone doesn't believe it, just go to the street and stop a stranger, and then you go up to him with a familiar face and shout, "Hi, buddy, long time no see. I didn't expect you haven't changed much!" and then you say Let me guess who you are, and I guarantee that at least eight out of ten people will tentatively say a name!
Of course, Sanbaozi definitely doesn’t know this conclusion, but he has seen Wukong use this method to tease other people.I am a good person, so I boldly gave it a try now, and it turned out to be successful!
"There's nothing wrong with it. Don't you still believe in me, brother?" After seeing that these people had confirmed that he was one of them, San Baozi also let out a long sigh of relief.
This feeling of one person breaking into the dragon's den and deceiving others is really exciting!
Next, before these people could ask any more questions, Sanbaozi took the lead and asked, "By the way, do you know how things are going over there?"
When he said this, San Baozi had a confident look on his face and pointed his hand in the direction of the monastery. Of course, in fact, San Baozi himself had no idea what happened over there. Knowing such an important thing, Sanbaozi would definitely not say anything casually in front of these guys!
"Over there, I heard it went well!" Now that they had confirmed that San Baozi was one of their own, these thieves told the truth to San Baozi honestly, "Now all the guards there are almost dead. ! Soon, the entire Yangzhou will belong to our brothers!"
"Yes, we must be well then" San Baozi had a disgusting smile on his face, "This ishehehehe!"
"You carry Wu Zheyuan with you every day, and you still look like this!" A tall, thin guy said to Sanbaozi in a teasing tone, "You are really a hungry ghost!"
"Hahahaha" These bald thieves all laughed!
"Three Baozi laughed while scolding this guy who was as thin as a bamboo pole, hell, you are the hungry ghost in sex, and your whole family is the hungry ghost in sex!
"What are you laughing at?" At this moment, another bald man wearing a monk's robe and carrying a knife appeared in front of them. He first glanced at the group of people, and then said coldly Said, "I didn't ask you to come over and take a look. What did you see?"
"The sound just now was made by this brother from Wuzheyuan!" A thief who came over to check pointed at the three buns and replied respectfully, "We were planning to bring this brother over!"
After listening to what this person said, he saw the bald eyes of the thief who seemed to be the leader immediately falling on Sanbaozi, "Are you from Wuzheyuan?"
"That's right, I'm from Wu Zha Yuan!" Sanbaozi answered without hesitation!
"Why didn't you guys from Wuzheyuan arrive on time today?" It's probably because the guy who spoke earlier said that he was a brother from Wuzheyuan had an effect. This thief didn't seem to suspect San Baozi at all. Identity, but asked unceremoniously.
"This" Sanbaozi looked melancholy. Why didn't the people from Nima Wuzheyuan come here today? If you ask me, who should I ask? Why don't I know why these guys from Wu Zheyuan didn't come?
Of course, Sanbaozi didn't know that all the bald thieves in Wuzhayuan had been captured by Wukong and more than a hundred people last night, and now they were being tied into a ball. Leaving it in the unprotected courtyard to bask in the sun!
"Tell me, why are you so scared!" The thief Bald, who seemed to be the leader, asked loudly, "Why didn't you people from Wuzheyuan follow Zuo Junshi's order and come to assemble?"
"I don't know about this!" Sanbaozi looked pitiful, "Ask me, I also want to ask them why they don't come!"
"You don't know?" The leader glared, "How could you not know?"
"I followed Zuo Junshi's order a few days ago and came to Qiling Temple as an undercover agent!" Sanbaozi dusted off his sleeves and made a solemn look, "Zuo Junshi said that I know some Buddhist scriptures, which is just right. He sneaked into the Dharma Assembly and acted according to the circumstances, so I have no idea what is going on at Wu Zha Yuan now!"
"You came here a few days ago?" After hearing Sanbaozi's words, the leader's expression immediately softened, "Then you wouldn't know!"
"Yes, yes, that's what it is!" Sanbaozi nodded his head like a rattle, and then he blinked at the leader, "Otherwise, I'm at Qiling Temple anyway. It’s done, I’m going back to Wu Zheyuan now to see what happened and report it back to Zuo Military Advisor, what do you think?”
As he spoke, Sanbaozi shouted in his heart, "Promise, promise," as long as you agree, I will go to Qiling Temple to find out the information immediately. I promise not to tell lies! Of course, because I, the poor monk, don’t know where the so-called Wu Zha Yuan is, so if you can’t find out, then you can’t blame me, the poor monk.?
"No need!" The leader's words immediately dashed Sanbaozi's expectations. "In the morning, Zuo Military Advisor also sent people to Wuzheyuan, but the strange thing is that none of the people who went there came back. So something must have happened over there, so Military Advisor Zuo has given the order that Wuzheyuan does not need to take care of him for the time being, and we will wait until we take Yangzhou!"
What do you mean by not using it? You must use it! If I don't go and explore Wuzheyuan, how can I, a poor monk, get out of here?
"It's okay. Anyway, I, the poor monk, have nothing to do right now!" Sanbaozi continued, "Let the poor monk go and see what happened in Wuzhe Yuan, in case this matter affects us in taking Yangzhou. The plan is not good!"
"If Military Advisor Zuo said no, then no!" This leader seemed to be a big fan of Zuo Youxian, and he rejected Sanbaozi without hesitation, "Don't be nagging!"
"Yes!" Sanbaozi saw that there was nothing he could do and nodded hurriedly in response!
"Okay, the front yard is almost cleared. Next is the yard on the left!" The leader waved his sword at the thieves in front of him, "You guys follow me, we have to kill the warrior Yun as soon as possible. Kill all the guards!"
"Yes!" The few thieves who came over just now to check quickly agreed!
"Brothers, hurry up, I won't send you off!" After seeing these people turn around and run towards the courtyard gate on the left, Sanbaozi immediately put on a smile on his face and waved to these people!
All right! Although this guy refuses to let himself go to investigate outside Qiling Temple, he can take the initiative to investigate. Anyway, the poor monk is one of their own now! hey-hey! San Baozi, San Baozi, you are so smart!
Before San Baozi’s little plan could begin, he saw that the leader had stopped, turned around, and shouted at San Baozi, “What are you doing standing still here? Hurry up and follow!”
"Who?" Sanbaozi looked confused and looked around!
"Fat man, what are you looking at? You, I'm talking about you!" Sanbaozi pointed at himself, with a look of disbelief on his face, "Yes, I'm talking about you, hurry up and follow me. Aren't you okay now?"
Sanbaozi almost wanted to give himself a slap in the face and make you feel full and say that he had nothing to do!
But Sanbaozi actually knows that in the situation just now, saying that he has finished his work is the simplest and most reasonable answer. Otherwise, if others ask him what is going on now, he will be completely blind!
Even if you are confused, you should at least let yourself know first what the mission of these thieves is, right?
With his hands behind his back, Sanbaozi shook the wall with the bamboo twice. I don't know if HP Zhixing and the others saw it, but he immediately ran away in the direction of the leader. Go over and say, "Yes, I'll be right over. If you need anything, just ask me!"
"Three Baozi seems to be okay for the time being!" Zhixing and HP were lying on the wall. Although they were far away and couldn't hear what San Baozi was talking to the thieves and bald men holding knives, they could still see from the scene. It seems that Sanbaozi has successfully sneaked into the middle of this group of people!
"Let's see, let's send Huikong and Wuneng outside Qiling Temple first, and then come back to pick up San Baozi!" HP said to Zhixing calmly.
"Okay, let's do it!" Zhixing agreed and led Huikong and the others to continue climbing along the wall toward the outside!
"Master, please stay, master, please stay!" Just as Hewlett-Packard, Zhixing and the others began to crawl, the warrior Gaodu Tongwu standing in front of the window of the monastery was about to shout hoarse.
"Fortunately, he didn't call for fellow Taoist please stay!" Huikong, who was in second place, wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeves. "If he had called for fellow daoist please stay, then we would all be doomed!"
"Why?" asked the fat novice Bajie behind Huikong.
"You don't know?" Huikong looked at Wuneng with a strange look, "Uncle Wukong once said that the most terrifying four-character mantra in this world is 'Fellow Taoist, stay!' The most terrifying six-character mantra , that is, 'There is only one truth!' Anyone who can hear these mantras will definitely suffer a bloody disaster!"
"You believe what Wukong said!" Zhixing muttered dissatisfiedly in front of him, "That guy is just a talkative person. If you believe what he says, Huikong, you won't have to live your life!"
As soon as Wukong was mentioned, all the people present fell silent!
"Hey, if Junior Uncle Wukong was here, I'm afraid we wouldn't have to do this.What a mess! Huiming, who was crawling in the middle, whispered, "Uncle Junior is so cunning and cunning, he will definitely find a way!" "
"What can he do?" Zhixing snorted, "There are thousands of thugs in Qiling Temple right now. No matter how awesome Wukong is, can he still kill all these thousands of people by himself? "
"That's not certain" Huiming continued, "Uncle, didn't he even kill Wang Yuanzhi, who was about to become a god? No matter how powerful these thousands of people are, they are just mortals like us!"
"It's because these people are mortals!" Hewlett-Packard finally said, "That's why Wukong doesn't dare. Even if he had the ability, he wouldn't dare!"
"Yes!" Zhixing chuckled, "It's not like you don't know that what Wukong is most afraid of is Master Daoxin. If Master Daoxin knew that he could kill thousands of people at once, what would Master Daoxin do? how to think?"
"Masters, stay here!" Samurai Yu stood in front of the window. When he saw that the big monks and the novice novices ignored his shouts and continued to crawl forward without caring, he really felt a wave of excitement. So depressed!
To be honest, seeing how these thieves and monks dared to ignore their own existence, the samurai Governor Tongda even wanted to report them directly to these rebellious thieves!
????????????????????????????????????????? However, after weighing it all, the warrior Governor Xun gave up this plan!
If people know in the future that I, the warrior Yu, actually betrayed the monk who once captured my assassin to the rebel thieves, then how can I, the warrior Yu, be seen by others? Even if I die, I will be embarrassed to see Lie. Ancestors!
And, most importantly, Samurai Yu felt that if the thieves on the other side were smart enough, they would have discovered them long ago if he stopped and called out the master!
"But Gaodu Wu feels that he can still do this kind of thing. It's not that I am incompetent in speaking, but that the enemy is too cunning and has guessed you, so it has nothing to do with me!"
"Master, stay here. I, the Governor of Yangzhou, Warrior Xun, have something important to ask of you!"
Just when Governor Wu shouted again, there was a sudden sound, and a young monk of fifteen or sixteen years old with a tin staff in his hand suddenly fell from the sky and landed in front of him, "Who do you think you are? Warrior of the Governor of Yangzhou. 彟?”
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