. So that night, I called home. Tell mom I won't go back today. I'm going to stay overnight at a classmate's house.
So my mother half-jokingly asked: "Male classmate or female classmate? By the way, isn't Haruhi next door? You have already made Sasaki angry. Don't make Haruhi angry again."
"I'm very sorry to disappoint you. It's a female classmate." I replied very honestly.
"What?!" Then I heard my sister screaming next to me. Then ¡°poof¡±! There was a sound, and then a blind tone sounded on the phone.
What did you do, that little brat? I rolled my eyes, turned off my phone, and waited for someone at home to call me again.
"Hey! Hey! Kyon!!! What's going on?! Which vixen stole your soul?! L'Oreal or Yoshikawa Miki?! Alice or Natsume Masako?! Tell me quickly! I!!!!"
¡°¡By the way, who are those?¡±
"What?! Have you found a new woman again? You scumbag who plays with women at will!!"
"How did your head grow?!" I couldn't help complaining: "Where's mom? Ask her to answer the phone! Aren't you going to bed so late?"
¡°¡I can¡¯t sleep without Ah Xu accompanying me.¡±
A voice that seemed very aggrieved ran out along the phone.
I sighed softly: "It's really hard to carry a dragster like you."
"Fool!"
¡°Okay, okay, we have a holiday in a few days, how about I take you to the amusement park?¡±
"don't want!"
"Cinema?"
"don't want!"
¡°Suburban natural scenic area?¡±
"don't want!"
¡°¡lovehotel?¡±
¡°No¡ªyou don¡¯t have to.¡±
"Sorry, I was joking."
¡°Idiot!!! Idiot, Idiot, Idiot, Idiot!!!!¡±
Then he hung up the phone again.
This episode should be over.
While I was thinking this, I happily walked towards the apartment building where Yuki was.
At this time, the phone rang again.
Really, is this damn brat finished? When I saw my home phone number written on the caller ID, I couldn't help but think like this. And he made up his mind to scold her severely.
By the way, isn¡¯t her mother right next to her? Why don't you care about her?
So, I clicked the call button, and just as I was about to curse, I heard my mother¡¯s slightly hesitant voice: ¡°Um¡Axu, I¡¯m telling you something, don¡¯t be angry.¡±
"What, mom, you sometimes take care of your sister. Look at what she looks like."
"It's not all because of you."
¡°¡Okay, okay, if you have anything to say, I¡¯ll listen.¡±
"Actually, Xu, you are more mature, so I'm not too worried. It's just that your sister is such a simple girl, and she lost her father when she was born. Plus, Xu, you are so good. You can imagine her attachment to you. .¡±
"Well, an elder brother is like a father, I still understand this truth."
"Sowomen generally have some Electra complex. A few of them also have a brother complex. A very few of them also have a pervert complex, so."
¡°Perversion is not a complex, right mom?¡±
"So, be nice to your sister."
"No matter how good things are, something will happen, Mom."
"Let me tell you one thing."
"What?"
"Actually, there is a certain chance of giving birth to a genius from a close relative's marriage. Hitler, Darwin, Einstein and so on. Do you want to take a gamble?"
"¡¡don't want."
In my excitement, I used too much force and crushed my phone to pieces. The good mood just now also disappeared.
Are my mother and sister, who have been with me day and night for so many years, perverts?
¡°Forget it, at least I still have Yuxi, and Yuxi will never let me down. absolute.
"Can I lend you your knee?"
"Please."
"Thank you." I sighed softly, and then fell into Yuxi's arms.
"Are you tired?"
"A little."
"Then go to sleep."
"oh."
??I closed my eyes. Soon after, he fell into a deep sleep.
Nagato Yuki sighed softly, then nodded my forehead: "Like a child."
At this moment, in the huge amusement park, Death the Scythe looked at the huge crystal mirror and frowned slightly in confusion.
"Is this the type you really like? What's so good about that expressionless, zombie-like face I forgot that he is an undead. Maybe the undead like this type."
After that, Bellica practiced in front of the mirror, trying to look expressionless. But it can't be done no matter what. She was so angry that she stamped her foot and destroyed several planes.
The next day, Yuki and I went to school together. Although the most basic hand-holding was not done, the distance between the two people was slightly wider. Yuki was also very silent and didn't say a word. But I think the atmosphere is extremely good.
But, after that, something happened.
Haruhi Suzumiya, the female tyrant of our great SOS group, wants to make a movie.
Originally I wanted Mikuru to be the heroine - but after a fight with Yakumo Murasaki, I met her on the way to school. The two quarreled again. As soon as the wealthy Ms. Murasaki heard that Haruhi was going to make a movie. The leading actor is still me. He immediately snorted: "So what? It's strange that something made by a low-level student with enthusiasm can be successful. If it were me, I would send him to Hollywood and hire the best screenwriter to write the script. The best director to shoot. Then let him be the protagonist¡ª¡ª"
"¡ª¡ªThis is not what he wants!"
"How do you know what he wants?"
¡°¡ª¡ªOf course you want to make a movie with me!¡±
"Hahaha is it true? Then I'm really looking forward to it. Don't make a super bad movie and make my Xu Jiang feel wronged. Little girl."
After Zi finished speaking, she opened her fan (newly bought) and covered her mouth. Hehehehe walked away.
So the leader made a quick decision and decided to act as the heroine himself, starring opposite me. And used all the time in class to write a half-million-word script.
When it¡¯s time for club activities after school. I looked at the thick manuscript paper that Kasuga gave me and thought: How on earth did you do it? Did you take the wrong medicine or take a chicken blood injection?
However, under the gaze of Chunri¡¯s shining eyes, I flinched, compromised, opened the script, and read it as quickly as possible:
Heroine: Haruhi Suzumiya - the queen who rules the galaxy
Protagonist: Xu - the husband of the Queen, the cowardly Prince
Supporting Actress: Asahina Mikuru - the queen's personal maid
Supporting Actress: Nagato Yuki - the duchess who attempts to overthrow the SOS empire
Supporting Actor: Kazuki Koizumi - Captain of the Imperial Guard
Actor 1: Tsuruya-senpai (Mikuru claims she is a ¡®new friend I met in this world¡¯, but I feel something is wrong no matter how I look at it) ¨C the head maid¡¯s best friend
It seems that what Suzumiya Haruhi wants to shoot is a science fiction film.
Of course, if you look closely, it looks like an action movie.
The plot is a bit stream-of-consciousnessa horror and suspense film?
But sometimes it feels so warma romantic movie?
???????????????? But the ending is really It makes people feel like their balls are aching and their assholes are tight A black humor film?
So, to sum up, what Kasuga wants to make is a love, science fiction, suspense, action and black humor film.
¡ª¡ªThis is a magical thing?
?????????????????? There is another thing that is worthy of my idea - why did all these things become true? This is not the earth at all, is it? ! A cosmic fantasy¡ªwhat on earth did this guy Kasuga do? ! Why does the screen look like a condescending queen? And the extras look so dedicated, and the background decoration is so lifelike¡ªdoesn¡¯t it cost a lot of money? ! Kasuga, did you rob a bank? !
¡°What the hell is going on?!¡± I asked, looking at Yuxi beside me, who was wearing a military uniform and looking smart and capable.
"Suzumiya Haruhi used her ability to completely copy the movie script, forming a subspace comparable to the size of the Milky Way. Now we are in it. And the plot seems to have begun."
Yuki described the current situation as briefly as possible, and then added: "And it seems that the others have completely entered into their own role positioning. In other words they have regarded themselves as characters in the script. "
"Trouble." I felt as if my head had been beaten, especially after discovering that my strength had once again dropped to the level of an ordinary person.
¡°It¡¯s indeed very troublesome.¡± Yuki rarely agreed with me.
"Then why has your memory not disappeared?" I asked a little strangely.
Youxi shook his head: "I don't know either. However, it should have something to do with you."
"It has something to do with me - indeed, as a participant in the Death Game, you still have this privilege." I nodded, and then asked: "Then how can I return to the living world?"
"I don't know either." Yuki replied: "Besides, now is probably not the time to talk about this. Just like I said - the plot has begun."
After Yuki¡¯s words fell, the circle of light that just surrounded us disappeared. The whole world suddenly returned to normal.
The holographic image that was motionless just now also became active again. Kasuga, who was wearing a red military uniform, stared at me fiercely: "Prince Kyon! You are so courageous - you dare to contact Grand Duke Nagato Yuki to resist the rule of this queen! Surrender quickly!! Otherwise, I will send a fleet, Beat your colony to pieces!"
I looked helplessly at Yuxi beside me, and Yuxi looked at me expressionlessly.
¡¡never mind.
"You, a woman, have been tolerating you for a long time, do you know?! You have made a mess of national affairs! And you treat me like a cow or a horse!! I have had enough of the troubles I have caused you! You Do you know! Gu has had enough!!! From today on, Gu will cut off all ties with you! Lead all fleets and colonial stars loyal to Gu to break away from the rule of the Milky Way Empire!! And vow to overthrow your tyranny!!!! !¡±
"What?! You're just a Kyon, how dare you talk to this queen like this?!" Haruhi looked surprised and angry. Pointing at Gu and shouting. In the virtual holographic image, his fingers were almost pointing to the tip of Gu's nose.
"I am not Kyon!! I am Wright Baldwin! The galaxy is about to usher in a new ruler!!!"