. It¡¯s really¡ today is really unfortunate. At night, he wanted to save the world. In the early morning, he found out that his sister had taken advantage of him. At noon, he found out that Yakumo Murasaki had plotted against him and formed an inexplicable fan club. In the afternoon, he was assassinated by the monitor. Later he was used as a coolie by Haruhi. Finally, when I encountered Shura Field I was able to get through it. Can you please let me calm down for a while? !
However, both Yakumo Murasaki and Suzumiya Haruhi have arrogant and extremely egoistic personalities. Wanting them to listen to my words is basically as difficult as climbing to the sky - no, climbing to the sky is completely incomparable. After all, I am now a non-human being who has achieved success in cultivation.
"Kon?!" Haruhi saw Yakumo Murasaki walking over and calling my name, and immediately looked at me with an unkind expression.
"Let me introduce you, this is Ms. Murasaki Yakumo. Myumfriend?"
However, Yakumo Purple seemed a little dissatisfied with my statement: "Xu-chan is really cold Our relationship is obviously closer - just yesterday it was - ugh!"
I immediately reached out and covered Yakumo Purple¡¯s mouth, warning her with my eyes not to talk nonsense.
But who is Haruhi Suzumiya? Where can I not hear what Zi said and there is more to it. I was also careless just now, and such hasty action seemed even more suspicious.
"Konwhat's going on?" Haruhi lowered her voice. From my experience in the past few years, this is a sign that she is going to go crazy.
¡°I don¡¯t know if I¡¯ve told you before.¡± I pretended to be indifferent and released my hand covering Zi. Then he shrugged: "This guy is almost like this kind of person. There is no guarantee of trust in what he says. Don't believe her too much."
"Am I this kind of person in Xu-chan's eyes? So sad" After finishing speaking, Yakumo Purple pretended to rub her eyes and fell to the ground, as miserable as a real wife who was ruthlessly abandoned by her husband after he found a mistress.
trouble.
"Hmph!!" Haruhi reacted at this time. She knows that the most important thing now is not to quarrel with me, but to deal with this Yakumo Purple - in fact, after she learned about the establishment of that messy fan club, she regarded Yakumo Purple, whom she had never met, as her number one enemy. .
Now, as the saying goes, enemies are extremely jealous when they meet. As if asserting sovereignty, Haruhi held on to my arm tightly and wouldn't let go. Then he looked at Yakumo Murasaki with murderous intent.
And Zi felt the aura of Haruhi. He thought to himself: This little girl should not be underestimated. I stopped pretending after that. Instead, he stood up, opened the fan with a "pop" and covered his mouth. Looking at Haruhi as well.
The eyes of both sides were like swords, and the moment they came into contact, they emitted intense fire. It almost cooked me in the middle.
"You guy - I'm warning you! Axon is a member of my team! You must not attack him!!"
In the end, after all, Haruhi was a little less experienced and couldn't help but speak first.
"Is that so?" Zi was unhurried and didn't take Haruhi's words seriously at all: "It's just a relationship between members Then what qualifications do you have to care about the affairs between me and him? And, yes, say " After Zi said this, she glanced at Haruhi and me with ambiguous eyes.
"I don't have that kind of relationship with this guy!" Haruhi shouted: "I just stood up because I couldn't bear to see him, an idiot, being played by a shabby woman like you. That's why I stood up!"
"A bad woman?" Zi Leng hummed: "She is worth hundreds of billions and is an unmarried eldest lady - and you are just a yellow-haired girl who likes to play around."
"There's an age gap, aunt." Haruhi Suzumiya's combat power was fully activated, and her poisonous tongue attribute increased hundreds of times: "By the way, you are already thirty years old this year."
"Three, thirty years old?!"
"It's over." I sighed secretly in my heart, knowing that I couldn't be kind this time.
As a big monster, Yakumo Murasaki¡¯s age is unknown. I'm not in the mood to know her exact age. But I often heard her boast: "I'm only seventeen years old." At first, I didn't know her details, so I was dubious. As a result, three years passed in a flash. She still claimed: "I am only seventeen years old."
It was then that I understood. This awkward monster is so sensitive to his age.
"By the way, let me tell you, if Gu's age is rounded up, it would be 4.7 billion years old."
At that time, I still remember the way Zi looked at me suddenly changed. It was like seeing some rare treasure. After this she harassed me more diligently. It also forced me to quit my well-paying part-time job with her. But he didn't expect that he couldn't get rid of her in the end.
What a bad fate.
II put my hand on my forehead and thought like this.
By this time, Haruhi had completely gained the upper hand. Seeing that Yakumo Murasaki, who was still pliable and hesitant just now, seemed to be very shocked after the age issue was mentioned again. No matter how stupid Haruhi is, she still understands that she has pinched her opponent's pulse. The next step is to take advantage of the situation and attack.
"As expected, I was overly worried. How could I like an aunty woman like you? Hahahahaha Although he is an idiot, his taste is not that bad. Wellahhahahahahaat the age of thirty, he is completely drowsy with old age, hahahahahahahow can he be like me, who is seventeen years old when the tender grass is fragrant"
Every time after Haruhi finished speaking, the black resentment behind Zi became stronger - when Haruhi mentioned the critical age of seventeen, Zi finally ran away.
"You damn a junior high school student who feels good about himself!!!!" Zi shouted, throwing the fan to the ground. Then it folded into two pieces with a "pop" sound. He rushed forward and grabbed the tender flesh on Haruhi's face and pulled hard.
"Asshole!" Haruhi was not someone to be trifled with either, and he imitated her and grabbed the other side of Zi's face.
A wonderful confrontation formed between the two. Although his face was turned purple from being pinched and tears could not help welling up in the corners of his eyes, he still looked at the other party fiercely and refused to let go. Just like a kid in kindergarten.
"Puch"
So, I laughed out loud¡ªand then something felt wrong.
The two women also noticed my presence here and aimed their firepower at me.
"Axu!" x2
¡°I have something to do and I have to leave first¡ª¡ª¡±
"¡ª¡ªDon't leave!"
"" I spread my hands and sighed helplessly: "Okay, you two, if you want to ask any stupid questions, I will answer them. Who is right and who is wrong? Who does he like or dislike? Do you think these questions are really true? Is it important?"
¡°How could it not be important?!¡± x2.
¡°¡At least before that, you can put your face down¡ªI mean put your hands down, okay?¡±
The two girls (?) looked at each other, and then reluctantly let go of their hands. Then he looked at me with very eager eyes.
"Okay, you can ask if you have any questions."
As a result, when I said this, the two girls (?) stopped talking.
I sighed softly, feeling a little relieved mentally. Finally, these two guys still know what a little reserve is. Otherwise, it would be really troublesome.
"You're not talking anymore, are you? That's great, can I say a few words?" I said, and then regardless of whether they answered or not, I continued talking contentedly: "Actually, I think this feeling is pretty good now. , I live a fulfilling life every day. I don¡¯t want to change anything.¡±
"!?"
"You meanboth of us -"
"No, no, that's not what I mean at all. Both you and Haruhi are women that I admire very much. They are both worthy of protection and trustworthy friends - but I haven't decided which one of you I want to be with yet. Further development of meta-friendship, above.¡±
"I'm bored, I'm going home." Haruhi's energy seemed to have been drained all of a sudden. He walked towards his home without any strength.
"Are you satisfied now?" I passed by Yakumo Murasaki and said softly. Then I walked to the cemetery on the other side - it was the best place for cultivation that I had discovered in the seventeen years of my life.
"It will be fine tomorrow." I said to myself as I walked.
"Forget it, at least it can be considered an improvement Although at least half of what that kid said is false." Zi Ye muttered to himself and embarked on another path.
So, the three people at the center of the storm disappeared without a trace. Only Mikuru is left who doesn't know the truth. I covered my head in confusionI felt that my IQ was not enough.
After this, I was in no rush to go home. Instead, he used a dimensional jump that had not been seen for a long time, and used the spatial positioning magic he had set before to move to the inside of another apartment.
That is a luxurious residence that is not inferior to the apartment where Yuki lives. And the furnishings inside are fresh and elegant, and look quite tasteful. It seems that the treatment of these so-called humanoid dialogue terminals is quite good.
Yes, this is the base camp of another humanoid dialogue terminal. A second-year girl known as Misato Kirido. This is where my predecessors lived.
"Who are you? Why do you appear here?!" Because it is completely useless.Magic like shapes. So Xilu-senpai noticed me at the first moment. And asked like this.
The face of the humanoid dialogue terminal showed just the right amount of confusion. It's like she doesn't really know who I am.
"It's already reached this point, are you still ready to pretend? Senior Sister Xilu." Gu smiled and snapped his fingers, dragging the entire room into the subspace. Then recover the next moment.
So, Senior Sister Xilu showed a smile: "It seems that the Information Integration Thought Body doesn't know enough about you Senior Brother Axu."
"At this time, is it really okay to still call Gu this way?" Gu asked.
"So, is this little lady lucky enough to hear your husband's name?"
"Wright Baldwin. The demon prince of another world." Gu introduced himself as briefly as possible.
"In other words, people from another world?" Xi Lu asked.
?? Gu nodded: "That's right."
"So, can you state your purpose now?"
"cooperate."
"how to cooperate?"
¡°Everyone gets what he needs.¡±
"So, what can you provide, and what do you want to get?"
"The possibility of evolution. This is what Gu can provide."
"Oh?" Xilv Jiangmei's face was calm, but she looked a little disbelieving.
"I come from another world. In billions of years, I have seen a lot of things. And your so-called information integration thought body does not exist in other planes. There will naturally be things you are interested in."
"That's it." Kiki Midori accepted this statement: "Indeed, compared to the 'possibility of evolution', the 'method of evolution' is more attractive If you can provide the information you mentioned, we Then you will be able to withdraw from the competition for Haruhi Suzumiya as you wish."
"No, no, no, I think you must have misunderstood." Gu chuckled and shook his finger: "That's not what Gu wants. Because Haruhi is Gu's thing. You don't need to give in."
"Then" Miyuki Kiki was a little surprised, and at the same time a little dissatisfied with Gu's statement.
"It's Yuki - Nagato Yuki. Can you leave her to me?"
"What?"
"What I mean by being alone is that the existence of Nagato Yuki will have nothing to do with you from now on. It will completely and forever belong to only one person."
Kiki Midori Misato was a little confused: "Do you have to pay such a price just for an ordinary humanoid conversation terminal?"
"No, no, no, in Gu's eyes, her value is a million times more important than the information that allows some weird spiritual bodies to evolve."
"Is that soI'm a little jealous of her."
?? Gu Qing smiled and did not reply.
"The Information Integration Thought Body has agreed to your transaction. It also promises to be the first to deliver the ownership of Youxi."
"No, just pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other hand." Gu said this, and then stretched out his hand. Senior Sister Xilu also extended her hand.
The two hands were held together. Various ways of cultivating and transforming the spiritual body have been passed down. Absolute control over Nagato Yuki was handed over.
At this point, the transaction is over. The information integration body is full of joy, Gu also got what he wanted, everyone is happy, everyone is happy.