"Yang Yang from the student union is here to report! I'm here to wish the president to conquer the demons!"
"Li Shengsheng from the Student Union is here to report!"
"Thank you from the student union for coming to report!"
"Liu Yanyan from the Student Union is here to report!"
¡°Student Union¡¡¡¡¡±
¡°Student Union¡¡¡¡¡±
Li Aojie, an ordinary fool, watched these members of the student union come to the Crystal Palace Hotel to report. Most of them came in just twelve hours. However, I felt a little headache looking at these hundreds of people. Where should I arrange for such a large number of people to stay? ah? live in hotel? What a joke! With so many people staying in hotels, I estimate that I will become a poor and lower-middle peasant in three days!
"But they are here to help me. If you don't even find a place for them to live, I won't be able to survive if you tell me!" I have to arrange for them to stay in a hotel first. Anyway, let¡¯s just make do with it for one night!
I was sitting alone on the toilet in the bathroom, worrying alone. I shouldn't have called so many people in the first place! At this time, the bathroom door was knocked open by Yang Feng. I raised my head in distress and looked at him with watery eyes. Yang Feng covered his stomach with one hand and pointed at my nose: "Damn carrot! You are occupying the toilet." I'll use you as a toilet for shit! I'll shit it in your mouth!"
"Brother Yang, please think of a way for me" Yang Feng held his stomach and looked at me angrily: "You called me here! My great-grandfather asked you to do it! Why are you looking for me! Get off the toilet first!" I watched Yang Feng pull out the kitchen knife and I silently moved away from the toilet This is the ninth time Yang Feng has used the knife on me today. Who told him not to lend it to me? Where's the money! Shouldn't I borrow 10 million for emergency response first I can't lose the face of President Hu in front of this group of student union members, right?
Yang Feng took off his pants and pointed at me: "Can you go out! Are you perverted! Do you like to watch men? Damn it! Why do I have diarrhea! A monk can fucking have diarrhea!" I stood silently beside him, it seemed that the panda The Yijieqianlidan given to me is very usefulplease tell me it takes one ton of croton to extract one
I patted Yang Feng on the shoulder: "I have a way to cure your disease, as long as you" Yang Feng stared at me with a pale face: "No way! I have no money!" "I just saw you a few days ago. Mom gives you a bank card" "Get out!"
I walked out of the bathroom gently: "Fellow Taoist, you are too attached to the worldly things that smell like copper. It is better to look at it, otherwise you will not be able to climb the Zifu Immortal Platform in this life" Yang Feng was completely crazy: " Get lost! No one has built the Zifu in more than a thousand years, and he has become an immortal! Uncle Hu! Can you please stop worrying about my little treasury?"
I sighed with compassion: "Oh Fellow Taoist, just wait until your intestines are pulled out Be careful when drinking water next time. How does the elixir of Qianli Dan taste like?" Then I quickly closed the door. , only to hear Yang Feng¡¯s extremely angry roar: ¡°Hu Luobu! You despicable villain!¡±
Ren Lei heard Yang Feng's cry and shook his head: "Oh why bother" Li Aojie frowned and said: "Aren't you friends? How" The panda chuckled and said: "What do you know Yang As a monk, Feng has too many impurities in his body. We are cleaning his menstruation and marrow to remove the impurities from his body!" Li Aojie nodded confusedly like a mentally retarded child
after an hour¡¡
Yang Feng held the door frame with one hand and was as weak as a mature woman who had just satisfied more than ten people in the African jungle: "Hu Luobu! You are so cruel! I really don't have that much money! I still have three million! After all, it's not the New Year yet. Yeah! I don¡¯t have any new year¡¯s money" I whistled to the sky, and Li Aojie asked doubtfully: "Are you short of money?" Yang Feng ignored Li Aojie and begged me: "Brother Hu that's about it"
Li Aojie took out a check from his jacket pocket and said: "This Swiss Bank check contains one million US dollars, if you need it" All of our eyes were immediately fixed on the check. The warmth in my eyes is enough to split gold and stone! Li Aojie tentatively felt the warmth in my hand, and quickly threw the check on the table. I silently took out the bricks and the fire sword: "I want 80%!" The panda showed its prototype: "I want the remaining 50% for you. Divide!" Ren Lei transformed into a zombie prototype and held the Nine-Tune Martial Arts Spear in his hand: "Divide evenly! But since I have Wang Ao in my body, I will take two shares!" Yang Feng weakly danced the soul painting pen: "Give me four If it works, I won¡¯t hold you accountable for drugging me!¡±
A big battle was about to begin. Maybe I had too much appetite when I opened my mouth. Both Ren Lei and Panda stared at me. Yang Feng¡¯s half-disabled gaze was ignored by me, but Ren Lei and Panda It¡¯s very troublesome for me to join forces
I quickly turned to Li Aojie and asked: "Brother Li, how do you plan to divide this money among us brothers?" Suddenly the three of them immediately looked away from me, and Li Aojie said with a cold sweat: "I still have some savings, why not ?How about one million each? But can you do me a favor? "
I laughed loudly and immediately walked over to Li Aojie and hugged his shoulders affectionately: "We are all brothers! Are you talking about it outside of the truth? I will definitely help if you need anything!" Li Aojie immediately said with a happy face: "Great! I came to China just to kill a vampire count who escaped from the United States. He killed three elders of our family. I came to China secretly to catch him without telling my family! Don¡¯t worry, everyone! The reward for killing that count is, I don¡¯t want a penny! I just want you to help me with this gang!¡±
It turns out that he is an idiot young master who wants to prove his strength to his family. Well he is a fat sheep. He fell on the sofa and chewed his teeth and said: "It's not easy for you to kill him. It's easy to kill him. My men are like this." If there are many brothers, one of them can kill him with one kick, but China is so big, it¡¯s hard to find"
Li Aojie said quickly: "I have found out that he is in Fuyang. As long as you kill him, you can get a reward of 20 million US dollars!" 20 million! ! ! I almost jumped up, my mother! Twenty million is enough to kill me many times!
But I remained calm on the surface: "Killing evil demons is what us righteous monks should do. Whether they are human monks or fellow demon cultivators, we have the obligation. But how do you determine that the earl is in Fuyang? Just based on Sihe Help those vampires?"
Li Aojie shook his head: "I thought they were related before, but I'm not sure now, because I'm not sure if those gangster vampires are vampires The reason why I know Lomas is in Fuyang is because of the death of our family. He left a special mark on his body, and I can feel that he is in this city! I must kill him!"
I asked curiously: "How do you know they are not vampires?" Li Aojie said: "First, vampires will turn to ashes when killed by silverware, leaving only the heart. Second, vampires can only suck blood and cannot eat any other food. They actually eat human flesh. " Li Aojie spoke for half an hour. Just when I was drifting off to sleep, Li Aojie finally made a concluding speech: "My ideal is to get rid of all vampires!"
I sighed and shook my head, this unlucky little kid really disturbed social harmony! Killing at every turn: "Fuck! Yang Feng, put that check down for me! Otherwise I'll kill you!"
Finally, everyone in the student union was settled, more than 800 people! One day's accommodation fee is a lot of money. Fortunately, they pay for their own meals, otherwise I would have to sell Ren Lei's kidney
It seems that finding the vampire count and killing him should be put on the agenda, and the matter of the Sihe Gang vampires must be resolved quickly. One more day of delay means that I have to go out as soon as I get the money Uhthat's not right! If you delay for one more day, more innocent people will be harmed!