I sat on the sofa at home with a gloomy face and said to myself: "Who can tell me where Yang Feng and that Li Aojie went?" Ren Lei got himself a can of Coke and said: "You don't care! Maybe They fell in love at first sight, and now they have eloped to the end of the world" I touched my sexy stubble: "That makes sense"
Just when Ren Lei and I were discussing where Li Aojie and Yang Feng would spend their honeymoon, we heard a banging on the door. I went to open the door depressedly: "No! Did we guess wrong They Didn't the two elope?" When I opened the door, I saw the panda gnawing bamboo shoots at the door stupidly, like a mentally retarded child
The panda sat down on the sofa and gnawed on bamboo shoots and said slurringly: "Um, just now Yang Feng called me and asked me to meet you. What happened?" I looked at the panda with contempt: "While eating, Don't talk! Yang Feng has finally found the man of his choice, and we want to bless them! He asked you to come here to discuss their marriage By the way, where is Yang Feng's unlucky kid? "
The panda shook his head like an electric fan: "I don't know, he asked us to wait for his call, saying that this matter is serious" I touched my chin, this matter is serious, and the vampires have developed to our Chinese state. ! They have selectively forgotten all our Chinese monks, right? It seems that it is necessary to clean up the dark forces in the West in China. Although I don¡¯t have a say in the whole country, my words are still effective in Fuyang!
I told Panda what happened in the Sihe Gang, and showed Panda the photos the old man gave me. Panda patted his chest and said, "I dare not say anything else. I will bring you the little monsters in Fuyang." Come here! Everyone has a responsibility to fight vampires!" I nodded. I didn't expect that the panda was getting more and more awesome now. How about killing the little monsters? He wouldn't bring all the monsters with pacifiers in their mouths, would he?
At this moment, a vulgar ringtone came from Panda's cell phone: "Grandpa, your grandson called again!" Suddenly Ren Lei and I looked at Panda with a murderous look Panda quickly explained: "I The ringtone I just changed" The panda looked at us with eyes that were not less murderous and answered the phone angrily: "Hey OK, OK Got it." I wondered: "What are you talking about? You know What's wrong?" Panda said: "Yang Feng asked us to go to the Crystal Palace Hotel."
I scratched my head: "Where are you going? Witness the historic moment when Yang Feng and that boy became gay friends?" Ren Lei looked at me with very contempt: "Your thoughts are really dirty Then let's go quickly Come on! Otherwise, you won't be able to catch up!" I casually gave him a middle finger
We walked downstairs and looked at a bumpy Audi downstairs. I laughed and cursed: "Whose car is this? Is it like this? Can it be driven as a bumper car?" At this time, the panda standing next to me said in surprise. : "How do you know? Let's go! Get in the car! I'll show you my driving skills!" Ren Lei and I both took a step back: "No! We'd better take a taxi, take the one that costs $2 ¡¡±
"What? You said Mo Tiansheng and the others are not vampires?" I stood on the table and asked Li Aojie in surprise. Li Aojie nodded seriously: "Yes, real vampires should turn into ashes after being killed by silverware. But they still have human corpses. Our family is a family of vampire hunters, and I just called and asked people in my family. The vampires have not developed descendants in the East at all, because the vampires failed when they first embraced the yellow race. The rate is extremely high, and your Monster Autonomous Committee does not allow vampires to enter the East They should be creatures similar to vampires, much like your companion named Ren Lei"
The eyes of Yang Feng, Panda, and I all focused on Ren Lei. Ren Lei quickly defended: "The formation of zombies is very troublesome. It takes a long time to have a place to raise corpses, and real zombies don't exist." They are so good at it! Most of them can do magic! A zombie from the year before last with intelligence, just a few of us went there and absolutely destroyed the group! But they are so good, are they like the Millennium Zombie?"
I touched my chin and said: "It seems that if you want to know how they got here, you have to catch Mo Tiansheng!" Then I ordered Yang Feng: "Notify all the student union members and arrive in Fuyang City within three days We need reinforcements ¡¡±