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Text 053 Prince, Killer and Princess

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    Early the next morning, Yin Xian's biological clock woke him up.  Although she was very tired the day before and sleeping fully dressed would be somewhat uncomfortable, Yin Xian still got up out of habit and went for a run outside.  Yin Xian just came out of the bedroom and saw the production team that was already busy outside.  "Good morning, everyone!" Yin Xian greeted the staff energetically.  But what responded to him was not a greeting from the staff, but "Yin Xianxi, why are you up so early?" PD looked like he was constipated.  "Well I always get up very early in the morning What's wrong? Has it caused you any trouble?" Yin Xian also saw the stiff expression on the production team's face. It was definitely not because they didn't wake up in the morning.  "Well, according to custom, it should be our production team members who wake up Yoo Jae Suk Xi, and then he wakes up all the members." The PD said with great confusion.  "It's okay. Let's get a photographer to take pictures of me exercising and add subtitles." Yin Xian said nonchalantly, and then went out for a run around the village minding his own business.  The production team was left speechless.  Not long after, Yin Xian returned from running and was doing gymnastics in the yard.  "Yin Xianxi, what kind of gymnastics are you doing?" The photographer who had already started shooting asked curiously.  "I learned this from the Internet. There is something called radio gymnastics in China, which is very effective for exercising. People like me are usually too lazy to go to the gym, so I rely on running and gymnastics every morning to stay in shape.  Yes." Yin Xian replied while doing morning exercises.  After sitting down for a set of gymnastics, Yin Xian was a little sweaty, so he simply went to the nearby well to get a bucket of water to wipe himself.  "Are you sure you want to take pictures of me taking a shower?" Looking at the photographer who was still following him, Yin Xian was a little speechless.  ¡°You¡¯re not going to take off your clothes anyway, right? It¡¯s okay to take a photo.¡± The photographer said with a smile.  Helpless Yin Xian had no choice but to pretend that the photographer did not exist and began to wipe himself with a towel.  "Yin Xianxi, your figure turns out to be so good! I've never seen you show it off before!" the photographer praised sincerely.  "So you mean to broadcast it on the show?" Yin Xian, who was speechless while scrubbing himself, revealed the production team's intentions.  "Isn't it possible?" "It's best not to." "Then I didn't shoot for nothing?" "That's why I was just curious about why you came with me."  Just as Yin Xian was joking with the photographer, the production team  PD entered the room and woke Yoo Jae Suk from his sleep.  Liu Zaishi, who had probably fallen asleep for only two hours, had no choice but to walk out of the room in a daze, then took the speaker from the production team and began to use noise to call all the members to get up.  Although Yin Xian was taking a shower at the back of the house, he heard the harsh noise and quickly put on his clothes and went to join them.  "Ah! Yin Xianxi! Can you not be so scary!" Liu Zaishi, who was originally in a daze, found that Yin Xian suddenly appeared behind no one. He had never realized that Yin Xian was no longer in the room. He was so frightened that  light.  "Brother Shi, I've been up early." Yin Xian said sadly.  Then everyone who was woken up started a game of getting up to decide who would make breakfast.  The breakfast game is to do sit-ups to avoid the pillow before it falls.  As a result, Kim Taeyeon, who had a swollen face, failed Then it was up to her to choose the person to prepare breakfast with her.  Although they haven¡¯t woken up yet, many men are still very interested in preparing breakfast with Taeyeon, and they all take the initiative to invite her.  Then Kim Taeyeon chose Yoon Hyun without hesitation.  Then, amid the protests from everyone, they chose Lee Chun-hee, who had taken great care of him yesterday, and Kim Soo-ro, who had "defected" and became a fan of Im Yoona.  Excited Kim Soo-ro once again excitedly announced that she will always be a fan of Girls¡¯ Generation and Kim Taeyeon.  The rest of the group returned to the bedroom to catch up on their sleep in a daze, while these four people, who were not sure whether they were lucky or unlucky, had to start preparing for breakfast: going up the mountain to dig bamboo shoots.  "If I want to dig bamboo shoots, do you have a hoe?" Yin Xian looked at the tools and shovels that everyone was required to carry, and felt a little depressed.  "A hoe? Isn't a shovel more convenient?" Kim Taeyeon was a little confused.  Yin Xian smiled and didn¡¯t explain much.  ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????As an otaku, my favorite documentary in my previous life, XX on the Bite of the Tongue, was very popularI was taught clearly how to dig bamboo shoots.  Although I have not practiced it myself, but I have never eaten pork, I have seen pigs run away.  Seeing Yin Xian¡¯s persistence, the film crew had no choice but to find another hoe.  There is a bamboo forest on the mountain behind the village. When Yin Xian was running around the village in the morning, he wanted to come up and take a look. He was just afraid of delaying the filming progress, so he just took a look at the bottom of the mountain. Unexpectedly, the production team was so considerate and arranged.  The task for breakfast is to dig bamboo shoots in the mountains.  After praising the bamboo forest and the beautiful scenery as usual, the four of them soon found two bamboo shoots.  Eager to show off, Li Tianxi immediately started digging bamboo shoots, wielding a shovel and digging a hole around the bamboo shoots.  Then he started trying hard to cut it off with a shovel.  However, after trying for a few minutes without success, he was rushed to the side by his stepmother Jin Xiulu, who had long been unable to bear it.  "You didn't dig this thing like this!" Jin Xulu snatched the shovel from Li Tianxi's hand and pushed him aside.  "Be like me!" Jin Xulu put on a pose that he thought was handsome, winked at Kim Taeyeon who was looking at him with a smile, and then swung it downwards with all his strength But it still didn't cut.  Break.  Then Jin Xulu, who felt embarrassed, became angry and started to compete with Bamboo Shoots.  After trying every means, with the help of Li Tianxi, Jin Xulu finally pulled out a bamboo shoot without breaking it into two pieces.  Then, the two of them, who were so tired that they couldn¡¯t stand up, expressed their gratitude to Kim Taeyeon.  "Yin Xian OPPA, why don't you help?" Kim Taeyeon said with a smile to Yin Xian who was standing aside watching the excitement.  "I don't want to be like these two idiots!" Yin Xian glanced at them with contempt.  Then the hoe, which I had finally found after asking for it from the program crew, was put on my shoulder.  "Yin Xianxi, you look like a good match for a hoe." Li Tianxi, who was just despised, tried to fight back: "At first glance, you look like a man who has been using a hoe for decades!" "Actually, I don't think you can see it at all in Yin Xian.  As a scholar should have the temperament, he totally looks like a gangster doing nothing next to the small supermarket in the village!" Jin Xulu also attacked.  Yin Xian didn¡¯t say anything. He walked up to Li Tianxi and said, ¡°Come on, camera, take a full body shot of me and Brother Tianxi together.¡± The cameraman didn¡¯t understand what Yin Xian meant, but he still took the shot.  "Well, I think the audience now knows very well who is the gangster in the village." Yin Xian said the next sentence and walked towards the remaining bamboo shoot.  Li Tianxi opened his mouth aggrievedly, and then closed it again.  Today he is wearing a grass-green old-fashioned sportswear, and with his haggard look, he really looks more like Yin Xian Standing in front of the bamboo shoots.  Yin Xian prepared for a moment, raised his hoe and took aim, then raised his hand neatly and hoeed down.  A whole bamboo shoot was dug out.  "Wow! Yoon Hyun OPPA is great!" Kim Taeyeon cheered.  Jin Xiulu and Li Tianxi, who were originally ready to ridicule Yin Xian, were instantly speechless.  The camera gave a close-up of the surprised expressions of both of them with their mouths open In view of Yin Xian's outstanding performance, the task of preparing breakfast was quickly completed.  But the PD was worried about the weight of the broadcast, so he asked a few people to film some games or something in the bamboo forest Then he handed three men each a one-meter-long bamboo pole Naturally, the several men started playing gold together.  Hoop stick.  In order to film "Iljimae", Yin Xian had specially trained in martial arts. Although the film was later replaced, he did not let go of the martial arts skills he learned.  After playing for a while, Yin Xian felt that it was not appropriate to leave Kim Taeyeon alone, so he dragged Kim Taeyeon over and asked her to teach the three men and women how to walk.  "That's it, step out with your legs, then follow with your hips, and then use your hips to drive your body forward." Kim Taeyeon demonstrated it twice, and then explained briefly.  Then, the baton passed into the hands of the game demon Jin Xiulu.  "I'm good at this!" As he said that, Jin Xulu began to twist his hips, like a weak willow supporting the wind Well, this statement seems really inappropriate, okay, like a strong willow tree damaged by a typhoon.  "Pfft hahaha" Kim Taeyeon immediately laughed like an imageless aunt.  Then he entered a state of convulsion.  Under the leadership of Kim Taeyeon, the four of them walked several steps back and forth in front of the camera using Kim Soo-ro's "twisting walking method" "I also know a very interesting one"??Taeyeon said with unfinished meaning: "That's it. Now turn your right hand behind you, then turn it forward again, put it on your left hand, make a gesture of invitation, and then shout together: Kill! How about it? It's very impressive.  Right?" Then the four people started shouting "kill" together.  "Let's film a sitcom!" Jin Xulu suddenly suggested.  "What sitcom?" Kim Taeyeon showed great interest.  "Situational martial arts drama." Jin Xulu explained: "The killer and the princess." "Brother Xiulu, are you addicted to shouting to kill?" Yin Xian has already started playing, but he doesn't care about all this mess.  "Come on, Taeyeon! You play the princess. Yoon Hyun, you play the killer, who wants to assassinate the princess." Jin Soo-ro has already begun to lay out the roles.  "Yin Xianxi, how can you bear to assassinate me?" Kim Taeyeon made a pitiful expression.  Yin Xian¡¯s facial muscles twitched and he turned around.  "What about me?" Li Tianxi on the other side was also eager to give it a try.  "The bastard in the village?" Yin Xian stabbed him.  "The one who has a crush on the princess" Li Tianxi tried to struggle, but after thinking for a long time, he still only managed to say: "The ** in the village?" Kim Taeyeon squatted on the ground with a smile.  "You are a prince! A prince! A prince who has a crush on the princess and protects her silently behind her back!" Jin Xulu showed that he loved Li Tianxi very much.  Li Tianxi was moved to tears.  Then Jin Xulu began to design martial arts moves.  The two first touched the bamboo pole pretending to be a sword in the air three times, and then Yin Xian swung the "sword" to chop Li Tianxi's feet. Li Tianxi jumped up to avoid it, and then slashed downwards. Yin Xian raised the "sword" to block it.  The two competed at close range, and then pushed their opponent away at the same time. Then Li Tianxi took the initiative to slash at Yin Xian. In a panic, Yin Xian used his sword to stop, and then the weapon in his hand was knocked away.  "So is this a story about a prince successfully protecting a princess?" Li Tianxi looked excited.  "Let me demonstrate for you next!" Director Jin Xulu walked onto the stage in person and said to Li Tianxi, "Come on, stab me." Then, Jin Xulu twisted his hips coquettishly and dodged.  This move is clearly the legendary girl group's stage move!  Then Li Tianxi stabbed again, and Jin Xulu dodged again.  Li Tianxi stabbed again, and Jin Xulu hid again.  In three steps, Jin Xiulu came to Li Tianxi, then shot Li Tianxi on the head and said, "You can just fly out next." The story is reversed!  "So is this a story about an assassin who successfully assassinated a princess?" Yin Xian asked.  "Then the princess and the assassin lived happily together." Jin Xulu made the final statement.  "So is this a story about a princess who used love to transform a cold-blooded killer?" Kim Taeyeon asked.  Then the story officially started shooting.  In a bamboo forest, the princess was having fun: "Wow, this scenery is so beautiful! The air is so fresh!" Suddenly, a black shadow flashed in the distance.  ¡°Great, I just need a woman to cook for me!¡± The assassin appeared with an evil smile.  The prince who had been hiding in the bamboo forest like a voyeur jumped out bravely, stood in front of the princess, put on a cool pose, and said coldly to the assassin: "Who are you?" with an evil smile.  The assassin drew his sword: "I am an assassin!" The hoarse voice revealed a chill.  The prince coldly and handsomely pulled out his sword, and the two fought together.  The prince used his skillful martial arts to knock the weapon out of the assassin's hand.  "Suffer death!" The prince stabbed the assassin with a sword of justice!  ¡­The assassin took a gorgeous step forward, twisted his waist, and hid.  I will stab again!  I'll hide again!  I stabbed again!  I'm still hiding!  Finally, the assassin came close to the prince and used a long-lost secret skill: spinning his right hand in a circle behind him, then swinging forward, pointing directly at the prince's face, shouting: "Kill!" The prince was killed like this.  The assassin was beaten back hard, fell to the ground, and died.  The scene became deserted for a moment.  "Wow! So handsome!" The princess was fascinated by the assassin's martial arts and wit.  "I still need a woman to cook for me!" The assassin walked up to the princess and stretched out his hand handsomely.  "Wherever you go, I will go." The princess shyly put her hand on the assassin's hand The play ended.
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