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Text 1075 The Return of the Great Sage is so good-looking

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    Xiaolu sat on the roadside and looked at the long motorcade in front of her.  The camera nearby was filming non-stop. The cameraman carried the machine and changed various angles to capture the Lin family, one of the most popular princesses in Germany, into the camera without any blind spots.  "Okay." Finally, the director clapped his hands with satisfaction, "That's enough, thank you for your hard work, Miss Fifth." "I'm just sitting and eating." Xiaolu shrugged, this action was completely copied from Lin Youde, and made her  One can't help but think of the gentleman in Sansouci Palace.  Xiaolu turned around and continued to look at the team, and the drivers in the team also looked at her in unison. Some people saw Xiaolu looking so focused that people couldn't help but worry about whether there would be an accident.  Fortunately, everything is safe.  Behind Xiaolu, the film crew that had finished shooting set up a tent, and someone called to Xiaolu: "Miss Fifth, please come and join us. You don't have to bask in the sun outside." "It's fine if I'm here.  I can¡¯t get a tan.¡± Xiaolu declined politely, and then continued to sit on the roadside and watch the endless flow of motorcades.  Someone in the film crew muttered: "Miss Fifth is quite weird. We all like to have fun, and she is just the opposite." "The women in the Lin family seem to be quite weird." Someone immediately agreed, "For example, that  The spy queen is a man of both sexes. " "Has she ever eaten a man other than Mr. Lin Youde? " "Who knows? There is indeed no evidence that a man has successfully slept with that fox, but who knows about this kind of thing?  So promiscuous, maybe the girl she sleeps with is a smoke bomb, in fact" The speaker showed a "you know it" expression, but this time not many people agreed.  In the early years, there were rumors that foxes had affairs with many men, but after so many years, all the men who claimed that they had been slept with by foxes were found to be lying. In addition, the public's interest in this topic will decline.  And it decays very quickly, and everyone will get tired of it if we talk too much.  Now the public has become less and less interested in the old women of the Lin family, which has undoubtedly strengthened this trend.  Now people are more concerned about how Lin Youde's daughters will get married. Attention is mainly focused on the two elder sisters who have already become adults, and then there are Lilith and Xiaolu who are entertainment stars.  However, the eldest daughter and the second daughter of the Lin family live in seclusion and rarely appear in clubs and other places. Recently, there have been rumors that they are lesbians. Although the other daughter is as romantic as her mother, she has a steel vagina.  The rumors didn't just go away. As the rumors spread, various more sensational legends emerged among the people: For example, the second lady would breathe fire when she climaxed.  So the current trend is that more and more people are turning their attention to the beautiful and soft-looking little devil Lilith. Various rumors are flying in the sky. Sometimes it is said that Lilith has a tryst with a certain famous actor, and sometimes it is said that Lilith has a tryst with a certain famous actor.  Lilith watched a movie with the fighting heroes, and each of them spoke with dignity.  As for Xiaolu, Xiaolu¡¯s appearance is more out of the human category than her sisters, and she has not grown up to maintain a cute loli state over the years, so the rumors about Xiaolu don¡¯t have that flavor, but are all different.  Such cute anecdotes.  In the current situation, even if Lin Youde's empire suddenly falls apart, Xiaolu can live comfortably just by being cute - just like the giant pandas.  In fact, Xiaolu and the giant panda are a bit similar. For example, they are both rare animals - don't you cherish only one; and for example, their bodies are actually very powerful - even though the giant panda is so cute and a vegetarian, this guy's palm strikes  It is so powerful that even tigers would retreat. Its instantaneous running speed is as fast as two Liu Xiangs, and its bite force ranks second among "bears", second only to polar bears.  Giant pandas are truly ferocious beasts.  In fact, just by looking at its appearance, you can tell that this guy can¡¯t be too weak. Before becoming a protected animal, this guy was wearing this black and white fur and blending in with the green virgin forest. It was so conspicuous. This shows that this guy is in his own life.  The region is at the upper level of power distribution and does not need to rely on protective colors to hide itself.  Of course, this color scheme is also related to its vegetarianism. It does not need protective color to approach prey in a concealed manner.  In short, Xiaolu¡¯s characteristics in all aspects are very similar to those of giant pandas, and even her current situation is very similar. People everywhere think Xiaolu is so cute, and fans feed her wherever she goes.  There are also many fans of Xiaolu in the photography team. While Xiaolu was sitting on the roadside looking at the cars, someone passed by with water and food.  "Thank you." Xiaolu thanked her politely, took the water and food, and started to eat happily, while the person who brought the things was watching.He looked like he was trying to imprint every cute move of Xiaolu into his memory.  At this moment, a large truck on the road suddenly lost its wheels. The truck tilted to the side for a moment, then rushed out of the road and rushed towards Xiaolu.  Everyone who was attracted by the friction between the wheels and the road stood up at this moment, and some people exclaimed - The next moment, Xiaolu grabbed the front of the car and lifted it up, and Xiaolu just held the car and turned it around.  After half a circle, he absorbed most of the car's kinetic energy with the turning motion, and then gently placed the car on the ground.  After doing this, Xiaolu put her claws on the ground and pulled out her legs that had been inserted into the ground when she rescued the car.  "What happened to your car's maintenance?" Xiaolu clapped her paws and asked the shocked driver who got out of the car, "Why did the wheel fall offPfft, the wheel fell off" Xiaolu seemed to have been touched suddenly.  To the point of laughter, he burst out laughing.  Everyone else looked at each other, completely confused as to what the princess was laughing at.  The driver was extremely embarrassed. He was embarrassed and had a little fear on his face. After all, he had just driven a big truck into the fifth lady of the Lin family. If he was convicted of intentional murder, his life would be basically over.  "Mr. Miss" As soon as he started speaking, he realized that he shouldn't call her princess and quickly changed his words, "This is really an accident." "Of course it is an accident." Xiaolu said with an expression of "What else can I do?"  The driver was stunned instead: "This this this is really an accident" The driver didn't seem to have turned his head at all, so he could only repeat what he said just now, like a parrot. At this time, the camera crew over there had already  The shooting started, which made him even more nervous and made him sweat on his forehead.  "Yes, it was an accident. If the wheel fell off, it was a pre-designed mechanism. This mechanism is too unreliable. Who knows when the wheel will fall off on the road. If you manually controlled the wheel to fall off, then the bearing  There should be traces of modifications left, this device is not simple. But I didn¡¯t see any traces of modifications.¡± Xiaolu made a long list of words, which made the driver stunned.  "The fifth lady is very smart." The person on the camera crew nearby couldn't help but interjected, "Much smarter than the average person." "It's just average. I am the twelfth in my family, and I am just a little smarter than Lidya." These words made me think.  Everyone laughed. Lydia's natural stupidity has recently become well-known throughout Germany through Lin Youde's movie. That movie describes Lydia's wartime life. Lin Youde directed it himself and starred all the Lin family's concubines.  Lydia and Angelita played themselves, then Fox played an Indian, and Isabella played the British goddess.  In the movie, Lydia is basically cute from the beginning to the end, but it is mixed with passionate scenes such as working hard to take back the motherland that was taken away by the Holy See. In short, it is a very high-level entertainment blockbuster with the blessing of artistic plug-ins, laughs  It¡¯s constantly burning and cute.  ??The scene in which Lydia convinces Angelita on the battlefield is directly taken from real events during the war, and has become one of the famous scenes that the German people talk about.  However, the image of Lydia as a silly eldest sister also became deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and "Lydia's IQ" became a common joke throughout Germany.  Of course, there was no malicious intent, so Lydia didn't care too much.  Now Xiaolu's "humor" has successfully touched everyone's laughter and made the atmosphere relaxed.  The nervous driver¡¯s expression gradually relaxed, and he laughed along with everyone.  "However, it is true that you have caused me trouble. Let's do this. As a punishment, you should give me delicious food." Xiaolu said, extending her big paw to the driver and showing an expectant expression.  The driver quickly turned around and climbed into the cab of the truck, rummaged through it for a long time and took out a bag of snacks.  "What, this is not just an ordinary army ration." Xiaolu pouted, looking a little unhappy.  The driver immediately panicked. There was nothing he could do. He was just an ordinary person, and he was facing the Supreme Lord Shenji. Although he was a small and cute Lord Shenji, the act of saving him just now fully proved that the little guy was extraordinary.  status.  Although Lin Youde has been committed to eliminating the status gap between the goddess and ordinary people, and has recently narrowed the distance between the goddess and ordinary people through movies and other means, unless ordinary people also have the same qualities as the goddess  Strength, otherwise Shen Ji's extraordinary power may be difficult to fundamentally change.  What¡¯s interesting is that precisely because the Goddess is still extraordinary, Lin Youde himself, who can gather many Goddess, is also regarded as an extraordinary existence by the masses. This is a large part of the reason for the personal worship of Lin Youde.    Xiaolu looked at the frightened driver, patted his shoulder with her paw, and then took the tribute he gave.  "It's okay. Although it's a commercial product, I've accepted it, so don't worry. Okay, check it, change the tires, and go on the road. There should be technicians in my photography team who can deal with your car's problems. Frontline  But we really need your car's supplies. "As expected of Lin Youde's daughter, Xiaolu actually mobilized the driver's thoughts.  The driver also looked like he was determined to deliver the things to the front. It seemed that Xiaolu's mobilization was quite successful.  (I went to see The Return of the Great Sage today, and let¡¯s put it this way, as soon as the movie started, the noisy kids in the entire screening room shut up obediently. In the second half of the movie, there were no kids making noises, and there was no ¡°this guy¡±  "Who is it?" and "Why did he do this?" questions. I think this explains the problem very well. In addition, when this film was actually funny, it made me laugh out loud from the bottom of my heart, and it also made me laugh hard at the end.  This makes me feel that it is totally worth the price. Furthermore, this film has very few movies scheduled. It can be expected that all the screenings will be full after the current reputation. If you want to see it, go quickly. I went to several theaters today and there was no one.  The Chinese giant screen is used to amplify the return of the saint. What kind of giant screen is used to show it? Is it necessary?)
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