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    ps: It¡¯s finally on the shelves. Nervousness and anticipation are the truest reflections of Baozi¡¯s heart now. Thank you to the brothers who have accompanied Baozi in the past two months. I just want to say thank you. I hope the brothers can support me if they have money. No.  The person who paid the money was a compliment, and Baozi thanked him!  !  !  ??Please collect, recommend, subscribe, shamelessly ask for monthly tickets, Baozi is starting to work hard, and there will be an extra chapter for the 30-month ticket, brothers, please throw in your monthly tickets!  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !  Thanks again to the novice bookworm brother for your generous tip!  !  !  !  !  !  ¡ª¡ª  ¡ª¡ª After dinner, the four of them sat together again as if they were doing nothing, because  Chen Er also has a comprehensive understanding of the recent research process of the institute, and Chen Er is now full of energy.  Although this month in the Fourth Special Operations Office was full of excitement and thrills, for Chen Er, he preferred to face the machine tool and think quietly every day. It seemed that the noise made by the machine tool had become an alternative.  Beautiful music.  Li Jun still had a carefree personality and said: "Second brother, Wang Yong and I happened to encounter a problem. Otherwise, I might as well call Wang Yong over tomorrow and the three of us will study it carefully.  It can be solved, three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang." Chen Er smiled inwardly, Zhuge Liang, a hundred cobblers are still cobblers after all, it's not that easy to be better than Zhuge Liang.  Of course, except myself, with the help of the large military industry system, even if I am a cobbler, I am still better than a hundred Zhuge Liang.  Just when Chen Er was about to open his mouth to speak, Wen Jing and Murong Wan next to him gave Li Jun a big look.  Wen Jing said to Li Jun: "Chen Er has been busy for a month. You can't let him rest for a few more days just after he comes back. You and Wang Yong have been studying the sniper rifle for a month and haven't done it yet."  Success, anyway, it¡¯s not less than these few days. It seems like you have so much credit, we still have to take care of you every day.¡± Li Jun argued: ¡°Wen Jing, you can¡¯t say that, Wang and I have done this for a month.  Don't tell me it's because I forgot about food and sleep. At least I went out early and came back late. You see, my face looks thinner." When Wen Jing heard this, she smiled and said speechlessly: "I've never seen a thick-skinned person before.  You are so thick-skinned. Why didn't I notice that you lost weight? You go out early and come back late all day long. You live and eat here. Where do you want to go? " Li Jun is usually very talkative.  Lord, when I meet Wen Jing, I can only pretend to be dumb.  It is said that when a scholar meets a soldier, he cannot explain clearly. If he wants to explain clearly to a girl he likes, it is better to meet a soldier.  It's purely the type of person who would do this if they have nothing to do.  Seeing that Li Jun was mute, Chen Er was very happy. They said that one thing will bring another thing down, and this is true. I guess Li Jun also has the type of "tracheitis" even if he is married.  Thinking of this, Chen Er couldn't help but laugh out loud. The three of them looked at Chen Er blankly.  I don't know why he is laughing anymore.  As the most curious person, Li Jun naturally asked first: "Second brother, why are you laughing?" Chen Er quickly stopped laughing. He couldn't tell his true thoughts, otherwise Li Jun would  It's okay, it's just bad if Wen Jing can't get off the stage.  Thinking of this, Chen Er cleared his throat and said, "I thought of a joke, so I couldn't help but laugh. Do you want to listen?" Because most of the night was a time for them to chat and relax. The three of them  Naturally, he nodded without hesitation.  When Chen Er saw it, he really aroused the interest of three people.  It seemed that it was impossible not to tell them, but after thinking about it for a long time, most of the things that appeared in my mind were some dirty jokes.  After all, there are still two girls here, so it would be offensive to say this.  Seeing that Chen Er had been holding back for a long time without saying anything, Li Jun became a little anxious, "Second brother, are you going to tell me or not? I've been pricking my ears for a long time. You want to scare me to death." Finally Chen Er had an idea.  As soon as he thought of the joke about killing pigs and donkeys, he opened his mouth and said: "Why are you in a hurry? I'm just sorting out my thoughts. Since I promised to tell you, I must tell it smoothly. I forgot something halfway through.  Aren't you even more anxious?" Hearing what Chen Er said, Li Jun could only shut his mouth silently.  The two girls were also full of expectations for Chen Er's jokes. Their two pairs of little eyes stared at Chen Er closely, as if they were afraid that Chen Er would run away.  Chen Er suddenly had a bizarre idea at this time. Based on the cross talk sketches he had seen in the 21st century, even if he did not get the big military industry system, there would be no problem in becoming a comedy master.  "It is said that there was a farmer who worked hard for a year, but when it came to the Chinese New Year, he really had no money to buy new year's goods, and only one pig and one pig were left at home.?.  During the Chinese New Year, you always have to eat something good. The farmer thought for a long time and finally focused on pigs and donkeys. Do you think it is better for the farmer to kill pigs or donkeys?  Hearing this, Li Jun replied without hesitation: "What a joke, of course it's a pig killing."  "The three of them looked at Li Jun in confusion. Li Jun scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Donkeys can still work. Besides, pork is more delicious than donkey meat. Anyway, that's what I think.  Wen Jing smiled and said: "You are a foodie, you just know how to eat. I think I will eat the whole pig for you."  "After saying that, she looked at Chen Er with curiosity. Now she wanted to know what the answer was. Even Murong Wan next to her had a curious light in her eyes. Chen Er drank some water and said with a smile: "Li Jun, you  Are you sure you want to kill the pig?  "Li Jun thought for a while and nodded. In his opinion, killing pigs during the New Year should be a normal thing. Anyway, he has never heard of killing donkeys during the New Year. Of course, this is just his common sense speculation. Chen Er Haha  The one who laughed was saying: "That's what the donkey thinks, if he kills the pig he won't have to die.  "After more than ten seconds, the two girls reacted first, and then laughed after Chen Er. Li Jun scratched his head in confusion, and after a few more minutes, he got over his boredom and said with an unhappy face:  "Second brother, you actually called me a donkey. You're so angry with me. I don't want to kill pigs or donkeys."  " Li Jun's answer soon caused another burst of laughter from the three people. Even Murong Wan, who usually pays more attention to maintaining the image of a lady, was laughing so hard, let alone Chen Er and Wen Jing. At this time, the whole research  The room was filled with laughter from the three people. Only Li Jun stood there blankly. At this time, Wen Jing walked over and patted Li Jun on the shoulder and said, "Stop answering, you haven't figured it out yet.  Well, this is what you think about killing donkeys and pigs. No matter which answer you answer, it is wrong. This is obviously an answer trap.  "After Wen Jing talked for a while, Li Jun finally understood what was going on. He glared at Chen Er and said, "Second brother.  You are so unkind. You didn't mean to make me look embarrassed.  " Chen Er said with an innocent expression: "Li Jun, you can't blame me. I originally wanted to tease the two girls. Who knew you could answer so quickly.  Besides, with your intelligence, you should be able to figure out the problem. I asked you to confirm it but you didn't change it.  Why is this being blamed on me? I am simply more wronged than Dou E. Think about it for yourself, is this true?  " Chen Er's invisible little flattery made Li Jun speechless. He could only admit that he was unlucky. The four of them chatted for a while and then went back to their houses to prepare for bed. Chen Er was lying on the bed but  I'm still thinking about what I just joked about, saying that you can't be flattered by everything. This is really not true at all. Individuals have their own vanity, and a word or a small gesture may be enough.  It¡¯s not surprising that in the 21st century, it¡¯s like this in this era. It seems that the saying ¡°good advice is helpful to the ears¡± is always easy to be forgotten, but Chen Er is like this at this time.  I secretly made a decision and took this sentence as my motto. In their line of work, there is no room for mistakes at any stage. Sometimes words of advice are the best encouragement to move forward.  Besides, Murong Wan couldn't sleep in bed for a long time after returning to her room. She couldn't explain her feelings for Chen Er. Thinking about the past, she initially hated and disliked Chen Er.  Later, it slowly turned into curiosity. Now I find that Chen Er seems to be a bottomless pit full of infinite attraction, and I can't extricate myself from it. Maybe this is the fate arranged by God to be silent all night.  Chen Er got up early. Since Li Jun had told him about the research yesterday, he naturally had to take it to heart. Since traveling here, Chen Er has developed a habit of doing it every morning.  It takes about half an hour to exercise. Of course, there is no special equipment here. He can only use local materials. When Li Jun came out, he saw Chen Er.  He was doing push-ups on the floor, moved a chair to the side and sat down, then said: "Second brother, are you tired from exercising every morning?  If you ask me, if you have that time, it would be better to rest for a while.  " Chen Er also finished a hundred push-ups at this time. After standing up, he wiped his sweat and said: "I think it's time for you to exercise. Don't forget that our job is also a physical job. It's not possible without a good body.  of.  "Li Jun said nonchalantly: "My body is absolutely great. If I can eat and drink every day, I am in good health. I can't compare with you, second brother. I would rather sleep a little longer if I have that time.  " Li Jun and Chen Er can only feel helpless. It seems that they can only give in slowly in the future.??Something has changed.  Maybe Wen Jing can solve this problem easily. This kid is really too lazy. I believe he can change it after he gets married.  At this time, Murong Wan and Wen Jing also opened the door and walked out. After saying hello to Chen Er and the others, they took their lunch boxes and went straight to the cafeteria. After arriving here, the two of them seemed to have become professional logistics support personnel, doing laundry.  It seems that cooking has become a habit for them.  (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. 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