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    Ye Wei's response came so quickly!

    The media are still busy reporting that "Ye Wei's new film was bombarded by film critics after its release". In the early morning of the 14th, they would write articles such as "The new film was criticized by film critics, Ye Wei mocked the film critics as trash", "Ye Wei wrote jokes in response to  The film critics received negative reviews, and a war of words is about to begin." "The situation escalated! viy denounced the film critics for not knowing what to say."

    From early morning to morning, from morning to noon, followers of Lu Xusu were excited, and the matter became a hot topic on social networking sites.

    This is not the first time that this kind of thing happens. Every year, some filmmakers, directors, stars, producers or other personnel have disputes with a certain film critic or the entire film critic community.  But this was something that no one expected the day before!

    The genius viy, whose first three films had an average freshness rating of 91.3%, actually used "waste (breasts and pussy ejaculation)" to satirize film critics, and stated that he would not be dismissed after just two jokes, but that he would have to write a long article, maybe even  Make some other hits.

    Film critics vs. Ye Wei

    A predictable and epic verbal duel!  burst!

    The media cheered for joy, and the Weimiweihei people were all inspired.

    Both camps were afraid that Ye Wei would not come forward. Now that he was willing to show up, the Wei secretaries suddenly had a backbone. Originally, the main momentum on the Internet was to support SS, but now they can refute those negative reviews; while the Wei secretaries just waited.  The box office of SS was dismal, Ye Wei made a fool of herself, and then

    Everyone from all parties was nervous about the box office situation on October 13th. Finally, on this afternoon, the authoritative BOM released statistics!

    Ranked movie box office of the day

    No.1 Soul Surfer, Lions Gate, 2, 75711, o8o, 3834, o19

    No.2 The Grudge 2, Sony/Columbia, 3, 2111o, o18, o393, 12o

    No.3 The Departed, Warner Bros., 3, o175, 713, 4421, 894

    There is no bleakness!  No box office Waterloo!  ss won the championship with an absolute advantage!

    Starting from BOM's news "Soul Surfer's strong debut on the opening day", the entire film industry has ignited a craze for viy movies. Film producers except Lions Gate are reminded of the time when they were dominated by viy movies. It was only 11 years ago.  Months later, it reached the top position of grossing box office!

    ? 1.108 million is not much on the opening day?  You must know that in this period, with the scale of 2,757 theaters, this is a very strong result.

    "The Departed" is only 8.68 million; The Blue Passion is 5.74 million (3002, North American box office 40.39 million), and The Breaking Point remains the surf-themed film history champion with 43.21 million. Their results will undoubtedly be broken by the new champion SS.  Take a look

    Among sports-related films, Xtreme Agent 17.31 million (5131,142 million), Tea Boy 12.87 million (4831,161 million), The Age of Pentium 6.38 million (321o, 120 million), Glory Years 6.36 million  (3,415,115 million)

    With a gorgeous opening result, ss shows the characteristics of a North American box office of hundreds of millions!  And its production cost is a mere US$1,000,000.

    Although many people still doubt the extent of its decline, the equally good Grudge 2 is not expected to continue because it has a fan base, but its reputation is really bad; and so are Bethany Story fans and viy fans.  A bonus, fans¡¯ enthusiasm is always overflowing at the beginning, but what happens after?

    At the same time, because SS was criticized by film critics and was eliminated during the awards season, there is a real question mark as to how much stamina it will have.

    But there is no suspense about who will win the box office championship this weekend and this week. Following tet and lms, Ye Wei won the third weekly box office championship.

    How can we talk about failure like this?

    "You have succeeded again" is a polite saying among filmmakers after Hollywood screenings. But this time, when every industry person meets that genius kid, they really want to say this congratulatory message: "You have succeeded again." Failure in film reviews does not count.  Fail, otherwise Hollywood is the biggest loser.

    Successful people are not just viy, Shailene Woodley has succeeded, Theresa Maynor has succeeded, Melissa McCarthy, Andrew Garfield "Bethany" Emma Roberts!  The biggest winner among the SS cast.

    The Hollywood star system has a strict hierarchy, including movie stars, TV stars, singers, and models.  If the home ground of the latter two is not here, it is at most a string of events; film and television do have a connected chasm, rise and fall, success and failure.

    Emma, ??who became famous in the Nickelodeon series unfabu1o, was still a TV star before, but now she is undoubtedly a movie star!

    The media and the public have really begun to take her seriously. Not only does she have an extraordinary background, she is already one of the most dazzling and perhaps the most successful among the new generation of actresses. She is not the most "Disney child" who disappeared after leaving Mickey Mouse.  ", but the temporary eldest sister of "Future Girl".

    When people talk about "Emma", they have to make it clear which Emma it is, Watson?  Or Roberts?

    The image is healthy, sunny and sweet but also girlishThe Emma who punched.  The long-standing doubts about nepotism can no longer stop the rise of this new star. She is not a new generation of American sweetheart, but she will be a shining member of her era!

    When reporting, the media wrote, "Julia Roberts can smile happily", "Julia paved a perfect path for niece Emma", "Emma Roberts moves forward amidst controversy", "Ye Wei and Emma Roberts  Conflicts within the residence should be revisited¡±

    No matter why, success and victory can solve many problems, and for Zhengsheng's war of words, it is a major boost.  Take a look

    Help ss supporters to fight back more violently!  The box office champion has a 93% love rating!  Many Weihei have quietly dispersed.

    But this war of words has just begun. SS¡¯s high box office has also given the film critics a boost. Doesn¡¯t this verify their judgment?  No one said that this movie would be a dismal outcome. They said that it was a "popular sports movie that caters to the audience." Its strong commercial flavor was exactly the reason why they didn't like it.

    While the media was reporting Ye Wei¡¯s response and trailer, they were also interviewing film critics.  Film critics who are often scolded are generally silent in response. The incident was too short, and some people may not know about it.

    The Hollywood Reporter interviewed its own film critic Kirk Hornikett. He responded as if he didn't care about children: "Fame has made Ye Wei lose his way. Of course I'm disappointed that he can't accept criticism, but he's still only 18 years old. I don't think so."  To be so harsh on someone so young and so successful, I believe he will realize how naive he is today, and then he will owe me an apology."

    Lou Ramnik, a film critic of the almost tabloid New York Post, was quite angry: "Ye Wei's words reflect his arrogance, pride, and stupidity! I hope he will not say any more shameless and stupid things that will make his future children ashamed."  "After calling SS "shameless" in a movie review, Ramnik used this word for the second time.

    Christine Champ's response was brief: "Ye Wei is mad."

    TMZ, which is involved in everything, interviewed an anonymous mainstream film critic who did not know whether it was true or not: "The film critics are very disgusted and disappointed with his attitude. Ye Wei has been a problem person this year. Everything about him has been Hollywoodized.  Hollywood may support him, but film critics will not.¡±

    Although no one has been named as a waste, there are still more and more film critics expressing their opinions. Viy is really a figure that cannot be ignored.

    The war of words is escalating. North America and overseas are watching this excitement, looking forward to a new round of showdown. In the early morning of Room 1415, Ye Wei lives up to expectations and does not stop!

    He continued to update his diary on social networking sites, and these five jokes were like pouring a bucket of gasoline into the fire, causing laughter and uproar!

    Five jokes:

    ¡°One day once upon a time, Ye Wei¡¯s new movie was released.  David Manning, Peyton Manning, and Eli Manning went to the cinema to watch it together.  They only bought two movie tickets. When a passerby learned about it, he was surprised, why didn't some people buy tickets?  David Manning said: "Because I'm a film critic."

    ¡°One day once upon a time, Ye Wei¡¯s new movie was released.  The film received generally negative reviews from critics, and Owen Graeberman once again stood out from the crowd. He criticized Ye Wei's last film that received high critical acclaim as a "defective", while he praised his new film as "incredible".  It was like seeing the scene where his parents were nervously wiping sweat at the entrance to the stage.

    ¡°One day once upon a time, Ye Wei¡¯s new movie was released.  Because of the negative reviews from film critics, Ye Wei went to ask the master: "Master, what's wrong with my movie?" The master pointed to a stylish black handbag next to him.  Ye Wei asked: "The movie needs better costume design?" The master said: "It needs a black coach."

    Once upon a time, one day, Ye Wei¡¯s new movie was released.  Because of the negative reviews from the film critics, he was extremely angry and cursed to heaven: "All the bullshit film critics in the world should die!" Then he died, and many people died, and only the Amish and Amish people were left in the United States.  Owen Graeberman.

    ¡°One day in the future, archaeologists unearthed a mysterious human statue. A man opened a particularly huge mouth, but there was nothing inside.  After research, an expert announced: "That is a film critic in the 21st century." Another scholar objected after research: "The mouth of a film critic cannot be so clean." The oldest man in the world looked at it and said: "That is a big-mouthed monkey."  , humans and film critics are not like that.¡±

    If you want to see more, please read the Los Angeles Times¡¯s viy-said column on Monday, October 16, ¡°The Death of Film Criticism¡±

    These jokes are so damaging!  Gia looked and looked and laughed again and again. She knew that she would fall asleep in a happy and excited mood tonight. Unexpectedly, she woke up laughing just as she was about to fall asleep. Emma must be so happy as well.

    "Ye Wei's damage was too serious this time, not only did it damage the film criticism industry, but also damaged movies, Hollywood, and many other things.  But I really need somethingOnly with corresponding understanding can you know what the funniest point is. For example, not many people know who "David Manning" is.

    The Manning brothers are football superstars, davidmanning?  This is a fake film critic who does not exist. He is the pseudonym of Matthew Kramer, director of Sony's marketing department. He has given unanimous praise to many Sony/Columbia films since the second half of 2000.

    For example, Knight Rider (2oo1) received generally negative reviews from film critics. Manning praised it as the best movie in history, and also praised the leading actor Heath Ledger as "this year shot test nest star!". Ledger is popular now, but at that time he was not a "  "The hottest new star of the year" title, this movie did not do well at the box office.

    And forget it about bragging about Ledger, after all, he is so hot!  Rob Schneider, who boasts a man with a human face and a heart of a beast (2oo1), is "another nner!", with extremely poor reviews from all parties and poor box office, another hot and spicy winner?  Laughing off one's teeth.

    There are also Transparent Man, Patriot, and Vertical Limit

    Manning pretended to be a film critic for the Ridgefield Report, a small weekly in Connecticut, and used a computer-generated voice to be interviewed by a television review program.  A year after he appeared, he attracted attention. Newsweek reporters investigated and found that there was no such person in that magazine. This was announced and shocked the United States.

    A large number of viewers sued Sony for false advertising.  Finally, in August 2005, Sony proposed an out-of-court settlement and agreed to refund $5 to every dissatisfied viewer of the films Manning had reviewed. Although this was not much compensation, its reputation and stock price were greatly affected.

    "David Manning" why he doesn't need to buy a ticket to watch the movie?

    The second joke is easy to understand. Owen Graeberman is also an old enemy of viy. He works for Entertainment Weekly and writes very ridiculous film reviews. Last year, he received a negative review from LMS and the film critics criticized him. Now!  If he really gets on American Idol, Simon Cowell will scold him, "If you don't shut up, I'll sew your mouth shut."

    The third joke is the most damaging, the least politically correct, and the funniest to her, not because of her appearance. It is "asty1ishb1adbag" and "ab1ackcoach". Coach means coach, and it is also a fashion accessories brand. It is most famous for ladies  Handbags.  She doesn't have a black coach, Emma should have.

    Ye Wei made this joke because she really understood what a "popular sports movie" is. When she thought about it, it was indeed the case. There were too many such movies. Just thinking about it, she could think of the Glory Days and Coach Carter. They were usually both well received and sold well.  If Bethenny had a black coach in SS, instead of Sarah as a mentor, and the black coach would teach Bethenny how to surf and cheer up, and the cross-racial master-apprentice relationship would be the same old white-black-black thing, then let alone the film critics¡¯ praise, it would be an Oscar at any time.  Best Video.  This is a Hollywood cliche!

    The fourth one is also wonderful. It mocks the current Internet era. Anyone who dares to say that he is a film critic actually has to be a bullshit, including Ye Wei himself. With his curse, everyone died except Ah, who refused to use modern technology.  The Mish are still alive, and there's Owen Graeberman, who's not even a bullshit film critic.

    The fifth one is that if you have watched the Planet of the Apes series, you want to get that scene. It¡¯s probably because of the Rise of the Apes when all the human beings died.

    Five of the jokes are funny, but as a member of the counterattack code-named "rc", Gia knows that the funniest ones have not yet appeared.

    Just as she was about to go to sleep again, the mobile phone on the bedside table rang. She took it and saw that it was a call from Ye Wei. Could it be that he was asking her to buy condoms late at night?  Pressed connect.

    "Master, I want to remind you first that you are off work and have a rest today."

    "I have an idea for another action. There are too many things to do. Hey, you're not interested. I'll find someone else."

    "Getting up!"

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