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- The night is getting darker and darker, and the excitement of the bustling metropolis has just begun. The lights of traffic, streets and buildings add a dazzling halo to the world.
13 Cinemas in Beverly Center is busier than usual today, with a large group of waiting young people gathering in the ticket hall.
Most of them are girls, with faces from various ethnic groups. They are each talking about something with great interest. There are still more than 15 minutes left, and the first scene of the premiere of "Wedding Day is Coming" is about to end. I don't know what the situation is now. How's it going?
At this time, a girl who came back from snooping in the passage and her companions said happily: "I heard bursts of laughter inside, it must be pretty good."
¡°That¡¯s great, I knew VIY wouldn¡¯t screw it up.¡±
"certainly"
On the big screen, there are several aerial shots with beautiful scenery, lush woods, green grass, and soft light and warm colors, which makes it feel like heaven. A medium shot shows a group of wild deer eating green grass. Suddenly their ears move and they look up. Their eyes seem to say "He's coming."
Everything in the camera, there is a man in white sitting next to the green tree, with a long beard flowing in the wind, smiling, Nicholas Cage
As soon as he appeared, the screening room burst into laughter. The members of the Dream Chaser Alliance cheered. The superstar made a cameo. It was really exciting. Gia smiled at her uncle and said: "You are much more pleasing to the eye on the screen." Cage laughed. lol, it seems to work really well.
Film critics are particularly interested in this rare superstar role. How will the boy perform in directing and acting?
In the close-up shot, God's expression suddenly changed, as if he was electrocuted. The joyful expression made by the actor-level performance was already funny, and when compared with the quiet atmosphere around him, it created a sense of humor that can only be understood.
"Haha." The chuckles of the audience gradually rose. After the touching second plot point, the heartfelt joy returned.
No matter whether you are a Christian or not, you can laugh. God on the comedy screen is no more and no less. He has been played by George Burns, Morgan Freeman (a black man), and Alanis Morissette (a woman). I have also acted as long as I don¡¯t insult the gods and is a cute and decent character, that¡¯s fine.
God stood up hurriedly and left in a hurry.
"I saw you, don't even think about it, you can't go anywhere today" the angry voiceover of the God of Wedding sounded, but God's pace was faster, and it cut to a frontal shot of the God of Wedding, and he ran up angrily , "You can't go anywhere."
"Child, I can go wherever I want." God rolled his eyes, looking helpless and angry.
This funny line and powerful performance immediately aroused laughter from the audience
Film critics were also satisfied with the film. The two have a good chemical reaction. The film has accumulated a funny atmosphere so far. The God of Wedding also has a sense of joy. His rage is released, while God's calmness is contained. Once released, Once collected, it is very funny.
At this time, Gia, Maurer, Goetzman and others who had watched the internal test screening were a little nervous. The last shot of this scene was a "walk and talk" long shot.
God is God after all, so you have to take your time when joking. This scene still relies entirely on lines and performances to create laughter. During the internal test screening, everyone kept laughing. As for whether the audience will accept it or not, it depends on what happens next.
At the same time, on the screen that everyone is watching, the God of Wedding and God are walking side by side. He is on the left, occupying one-third of the frame, and God is on the right, occupying two-thirds. The "breathing" of the frame "Space" and the background is a clear view of heaven, with those trees and those wild deer receding behind.
What kind of walking and talking? Film critics were shocked
You actually use such a simple lens technique? Richard Rope was a little disappointed. Ye Wei wouldn't be lazy here, right? This is a big screen, not a TV screen
Unless, this is an extremely high-quality walk-and-talk
Before anyone could think about it, the God of Wedding's crazy look was over-acted, but it matched the mood of going crazy. He cursed: "I can't stand it anymore. Those crazy couple made me understand completely that lovers They are all sons of bitches who want to get married but don¡¯t want to get marriedI won¡¯t do it.¡±
He was wild, but God was still smiling calmly, saying: "Because the world is full of confusion, we should bring light and hope to the world. Your work is very important. You let the lovers who love each other understand their hearts. He crossed his hands and covered his chest, his face full of intoxication, "It is very, very important to make a vow to stay together"
The God of Wedding stared at him sideways, but God continued to be intoxicated. This scene suddenly caused laughter to burst out again.
Yes, a good comparison. Luo Pei's heart is active. It seems that "walking and talking" is the best way of expression.
¡°That¡¯s good, it¡¯s such an important job,¡± the God of Wedding gritted his teeth, ¡°There must be someone rushing to do it, so you can find someone else.¡±
"No one can do as well as you." God saidHe was still intoxicated when he said this, and turned to look at the God of Wedding, but he was immediately startled. This made the laughter continue, and God changed his tone: "Angels respect you, you don't want everyone to think that you are Is he a loser?"
The wedding god whistled nonchalantly, ¡°As long as it¡¯s not a Victoria¡¯s Secret Angel.¡±
"Hahaha" the whole audience roared with laughter. Without the foreshadowing and atmosphere of such a tendency, he suddenly made such nonsense, which was absurd, reasonable and funny.
Lily also burst out laughing, laughing and scolding in a low voice: "Crazy"
On the screen, God still looks wise and kind, but his tone is more serious than before: "Whether we are humans or gods, we will always encounter tests of one kind or another. This is a test for you. I will not accept your resignation." ¡±
¡°You really don¡¯t want to let me go?¡± asked the God of Wedding. God nodded and said, "Really."
"You really won't let me?" the wedding god asked again, raising his brows. God¡¯s expression remained unchanged, ¡°Really.¡±
The God of Wedding continued to ask, and every time he asked, his expression became more uncontrollable and funnier. After seven times, he suddenly shouted angrily: "Okay, all the bastard couples in the world who want to get married, listen, you will be finished at my disposal." Inside, no one can successfully get married.¡±
The audience was already laughing, but when they saw the group of wild deer far behind them running around in shock, they burst into laughter.
Maurer is so happy. This is one of the main reasons why the director let this pass, not only to make progress, but also to have this unexpected surprise scene.
"I also hope that people in the world will follow the guidance of gods." God chuckled, not worried at all. The audience could hear the interesting subtext, the world would not be so reverent to gods, otherwise the world would have been at peace long ago.
God also taught earnestly: "You are the guide and witness of the wedding, not a dictator. Weddings are people's door to beauty"
The God of Wedding made an exaggerated "Nonsense, nonsense, I won't listen" weird face, and said disdainfully: "Weddings are purely a waste of money and time for people to torture themselves, relatives and friends, just to tell their ex. We're very happy, but I often see exes having bad weddings when they're on tour."
The audience's laughter was still loud, and the film critics were very interested. Watching it now, it is really a wonderful walk and talk, which reminds me of the two people talking from the street to the end of the street in "Annie Hall", cynical, sarcastic, and full of love. In a profound sense, the most rare thing is that this is the talent of a 6-year-old boy. How can it not be amazing?
"That's enough, no matter what you say, I must resign this time"
Suddenly, the God of Wedding's face changed drastically, and he stopped, as if he had seen some horrifying sight, and said in surprise: "Wait a minute, those crazy couple" Following his voice, a small painting appeared between them. In the frame, Kana and Byrne were seen hugging each other excitedly.
¡°They¡¯re getting married again, God,¡± screamed the wedding god.
¡°I¡¯m here.¡± God responded.
Laughter burst out, and Albert, who had never laughed much, burst out laughing. This setting was boring but interesting.
The God of Wedding sneered, "Hehehe, you are right, everyone will always be tested by various tests, and their new test is coming." He strode forward and walked out of the camera.
The God who was standing there suddenly changed his expression, exhaled, looked straight at the camera with lingering fear, and said as if speaking to the audience: "There will be no problem if you don't resign. There is a God of Weddings because of me. I've had enough."
"Hahahaha" the audience was so happy that Albert's number changed to 2 times. Rope smiled in admiration. Of course God has had enough of lovers. From the first couple Adam and Eve, God has had enough. , this joke is positive, fun, and everyone will be happy.
Facts have proved that Ye Wei is not lazy. This long shot is great. The intense performance makes the lines more interesting, and the smooth camera movement is even more pleasing to the eye.
Jonathan Forman of the New York Times paid more attention to another surprising aspect. It is normal for Cage to act well, but Ye Wei is not at all inferior to the Oscar-winning actor in terms of his acting skills. On the same level, Ye Wei is amazing, absolutely talented in acting, an excellent Asian actor? It's not impossible
"Is it okay?" Gia asked Cage while laughing.
Cage listened to the laughter in the audience and nodded with satisfaction: "It seems that he still lost to Hanks." Gia smiled and said: "Hanks is his boss, you are not. And you still have one more scene. , it¡¯s very funny there.¡±
Joy is the only reflection of the mood of the surrounding crew members. The audience is affected by it. VIYR Shao imagines that they are all affected by it.
Goetzman¡¯s fingers were trembling when he pressed the phone, and he sent another text message to the group: "The second act is over and we are entering the third act. Everything is better than imagined."
"Oh my God, my God"?Those film critics will laugh like fools. The boy did not offend God. This cannot be attacked. "
"Calm down, calm down, there are still ten minutes left. If he can't do it, it will be difficult to make a good ending to the spoof movie."
"Hey, you're still lying to yourself, Lovett. That kid got out, and that damn kid got out again. We'd better figure out how to deal with Bruce quickly."
"What do you want to tell me? You don't have to bother me with calls anymore. Let's talk about it after we have something confirmed."
The story continues on the screen. Kana and Byrne are determined to get married. However, they face the biggest challenge of this wedding. There is only one day left before the wedding, but they have almost nothing done, and the god of weddings has become New villain.
"We must hurry up"
Kana's family and friends, who were lowly before, all tried their best to help. The same happened with the big and small puppet bears and Carter. They miraculously solved the problems of the venue, the priest, the limo, etc. during the emergency preparation scenes. , everyone is laughing.
The audience was also laughing, with a feeling of excitement, anticipation, and excitement. They wanted to see the wedding be held as scheduled, and wanted to see the protagonist win.
The God of Wedding seems to have disappeared. He did not come out to cause trouble, but the audience knows that he must be hiding somewhere, ready to take action at any time
The sound of a flat tire suddenly sounded. On the screen, the black Lincoln limousine carrying a group of people to the "Simple Natural Event" estate where the wedding was held was swaying on the road. The camera cut to the inside of the car, and the people in the car were screaming. Screaming endlessly, the stuffed bear exclaimed in surprise: "There are demons, there are demons, there are demons."
"Hahaha" the screening room became a sea of ??laughter again.
There was no divine force battle. The limo stopped on the side of the road and Bourne and Kana got out of the car.
Panoramic shot, the two of them ran towards the manor hand in hand, just like in all romantic movies. However, at this time, fake and inferior special effects appeared, fireballs fell from the sky, and meteorites rained down, but they were not afraid of life and death, and walked on the road Going further and further, going further and further
The special effects disappeared, and after a few seconds of silence, the voice-over of the God of Wedding suddenly reappeared: "Disgusting."
"I seem to have stepped on dog poop." Kana's panic sounded.
"It doesn't matter, me too" Bourne said numbly.
Explosive laughter once again filled the theater. This kind of plot is not new, but Sheng used it unexpectedly here, and the "Gr" was so mean that many young people couldn't help but applaud, and Toto and Bella barked. A few times, seemingly trying to clarify "that's not ours"
Albert¡¯s two thumbs have been raised three times, and his old face is laughing. Boy, as you wish, this will be a movie with four stars. Are there any more surprises?
A light and cheerful soundtrack sounded, and the God of Wedding did not cause any more trouble. The two arrived at the gate of the manor, and a series of wedding ceremony scenes with no dialogue began on the screen. The audience's expectations for the entrance were fulfilled, although there was no laughter. The cheerful chuckles continued.
There are also scenes of Bourne and Kana talking to the wedding filming team and staring at the camera. The "Wedding Day" crew collectively made a guest appearance. Who let them mess it up?
Finally, under the witness of the guests and under the auspices of the priest, Bourne and Kana said "I do" to each other, exchanged wedding rings, and kissed each other.
These are all old shots, but with new stories, soundtracks and editing, they all shine brightly
The audience was a little touched and relieved. Finally, after so many difficulties and misfortunes, this silly couple finally managed to get married in time for the wedding.
On the screen, there is a frontal medium shot, and the people in the guest seats are laughing and applauding, except for one guy, the God of Wedding, who is sitting on the far right of the first row, with his hand on the back of the bench, and a playful smile, It's not over yet
"That's me", "and me" Lev, Bader and Chen Nuo were all excited. Did you see that they were sitting in the last row of the guest seats, hahaha, that's right there
??The horizontal transition shot is still in the manor, a wide green lawn, surrounded by some long buffet tables filled with food and wine, and the focus is undoubtedly the huge three-tier wedding cake, without the newlyweds' dolls.
Seeing it, the audience has already burst into laughter, with a tacit understanding of bad intentions. They have seen half of this scene in promotional videos and posters. The wedding god will kick the cake.
It¡¯s the climax, and it¡¯s an important selling point. If people come to the theater to see this movie, it¡¯s probably because, ¡°I have to see how that cake looks.¡±
"Haha." The laughter of the people who visited that day had more emotions. Lily was thinking, from the filming on the set to the images on the screen, it was awesome.
Next to the big cake was a circle of relatives and guests, men, women and children. They looked beaming with joy. Where is the God of Weddings?
Several recent onesIn a combination of ?? and close-up, Bourne and Kanna are holding plastic cutters together, smiling and walking up to cut the cake.
"Hehehaha" the voice of the God of Wedding resounded through the auditorium. This is a long shot with deep depth of field. The foreground is the lively crowd. From the gap, you can see the God of Wedding in the background. The clever composition makes everything clear.
He did a few warm-up moves, rushed towards the prospect, and kicked the round table with the cake, "I wish you a happy wedding."
The audience clearly saw that the round table was kicked over, the cake fell to the ground, Bourne and Kana almost fainted from fright, screamed "Oh my God", "Oh no" and the group of terrified guests. , they stretched out their hands one after another, like a group of zombies, but no one can save the disaster
With loud sound effects, the big cake was smashed onto the grass and turned into a mess
The God of Wedding steadily shook his raised right ankle a few times and gave him a close-up, looking cool and handsome
The laughter of the hilarious audience absolutely set the highest decibel tonight. It was refreshing, enjoyable, exciting, and scratched the itch in the heart for a moment. Many people laughed or were about to burst into tears. Albert raised his thumbs. Count again, -l times without a doubt -l times
"Well played", "Hahaha", "VIY you are so handsome"
At the same time, many viewers also noticed that a microphone appeared on the frame. It should be the microphone of the wedding filming team. It was not a trick, but it was intentional, right?
Only those who were present that day knew that they didn¡¯t want to distract the audience and there was no such thing in the plan, but they couldn¡¯t help praising the director for turning a mess into a good shot, especially the sinner Dray Harrison. Worship
Changed perspective, Bourne and Kana walked towards the rotten cake blankly, and the guests were all dumbfounded.
At this time, the wedding god walked out of the crowd, the camera zoomed out, and the lights focused on him, making him look like a big star on the concert stage. The microphone ran more into the frame, The audience was now sure that it was Mai from the wedding filming team.
He walked up to the microphone, looking cool and handsome like some kind of secret agent, and said coolly and authentically: "Now, they really got their damn cake."
The tsunami of laughter in the audience escalated to another level. More and more people could not help but applaud and cheer. This line was so appropriate, so subtle, so fun, and so funny.
Albert had to do it one more time, just for this line, three times
We are getting closer and closer to the end of success. The crew members in the front row laughed excitedly. Ye Wei, who was in the whirlpool storm, shrugged and said with a smile: "The set is always full of surprises."
The scene on the screen is not over yet. Everything, looking down at the camera from the side, Bourne and Kanna, who are sitting on the lawn, look at each other with helpless smiles, and once again pick up the cutter hand in hand, and start to cut it together. The cake is cut and the smile becomes warm and sweet
The surrounding guests also changed from shaking their heads, sighing and wailing to cheering and clapping happily.
This is great. Film critics all have this idea, which sublimates the film. The newlyweds in the marriage hall have learned to work together. The first problem they encountered after getting married was solved perfectly by them. Then there's the couple who only mess up, and it's the God of Weddings who messes up.
Exactly the opposite of the beginning, forming a strong echo and contrast.
The audience was also moved by this scene. At this time, the camera cut again, and the wedding god looked back. In the close-up shot, he looked helpless at first, and then smiled, as if he was relieved, as if okay, I lost to you. "Happy wedding to you," he said.
This time the tone was sincere, and the moving atmosphere in the theater became more and more intense, and the smiling faces became brighter and brighter. The audience loved these cheap and lovely characters, loved them.
The episode "H-eavur1e" that I also bought the right to use came on, so gentle and joyful:
"In the morning sunshine, I understand your eyes, in the pouring rain, I feel your caress, and when you get lost from me, I want to feel you in my arms again."
With the singing, the camera and lights returned to the couple, they grabbed the cake and spread it on each other's faces, more and more, but they couldn't hide their happy smiles.
"And you came back to me in the summer breeze, warmed me with your love, and then left gently. It is I who need you to express how deep your love is. It is your love, your How deep is love, I really want to know."
Byrne and Kana got into the open wedding car. Their relatives and friends threw rice at them. They smiled and waved, started the car and prepared to leave. The camera focused on the back seat of the car, and saw a pair of big and small stuffed bears sitting there, looking in love with each other and smiling.
"Because we live in a world of fools, we no longer insist that when everyone should let us do whatever we want, 'we, this word only belongs to you and me."
Change of scene, Carter, ?He was having a candlelight dinner at home, with a volleyball with a smiling face on each side of the table. He looked intoxicated with happiness.
The burst of laughter almost drowned out the singing. The audience burst into laughter and were touched, funny and excited. It was so weird.
"I believe in you, you know the door to the depths of my soul, you are the light in the dark moments of my life, you are the savior in my sinking moments."
The scene has changed again, to the Houston scene in heaven, weird angels are applauding, the wedding god in the front and center is full of pride, and the wedding clip of Bourne and Kana is playing on the old-fashioned TV next to it. At this time, God came over with a pair of wings, and the audience suddenly laughed again. It was a pair of pink, furry and coquettish wings.
"Maybe you don't think that I care about you, but deep down in your heart you should know that I really care."
The God of Wedding stared in surprise. God whispered something into his ear. A close-up shot of the God of Wedding looked happy. Only then did the audience see that there was a spoof version of Victoria's Secret HGO on the wings. This was obviously Which "angel" used wings on the catwalk
"It's me who needs you to express how deep your love is. It's your love. I really want to understand how deep your love is."
God put wings on the God of Wedding, but clumsily, he slapped him on the left side of his face. The God of Wedding covered his swollen left cheek in shock. God's apologetic expression suddenly slapped his right cheek again, and the wedding god was so shocked that he even covered his right cheek.
Laughter and singing echoed through the theater at the same time: "Because we live in a world of fools, we no longer insist"
Back to the human scene, a series of honeymoon shots, Bourne and Kana walking on the streets of Miami, they played, they played, they laughed.
"Maybe you don't think that I care about you, but deep down in your heart you should know that I really care."
The camera turned again and returned to heaven. The wedding god had put on his wings. The audience couldn't stop laughing. A group of angels were dancing a weird slow dance again, and God
"It's me who needs you to express how deep your love is, it's your love, how deep your love is"
On the beach, Bourne and Kana sat cuddled by the coconut trees, watching the beautiful sunset falling into the sea, pointing at the seagulls flying in the sky, and laughing and talking about something.
At this time, the scene gradually became lighter and lighter, transitioning to the end credits, and the play ended.
The first line of the credits at the end of the film is huge text: "Don't go away, please watch the credits, there are easter eggs at the end."
"Hahaha" the audience burst into laughter again. What are easter eggs? They are the surprises you are looking for. How can you tell the audience directly like this?
Albert¡¯s number of laughs has increased to 3 times. The last time he laughed was all in the ending sequence. It was a heart-warming laugh and a great movie-watching experience.
"That's great" and "AmaIu" suddenly burst into laughter, applause, and cheers. Audiences from all walks of life stood up in unison, and the whole screening hall was shocked.
Over there, Ye Haogen and Gu Qiao both had tears in their eyes. Over here, Duoduo, Toto and Bella danced happily. AnnaSophia also joined in with a smile and called out to Ye Wei who was still sitting on the chair.
Film critics such as Rope and Albert; big and small figures such as Cage, Gia, Goetzman, Maurer, Darum, Suzanne; and investors such as Schwartz all stood up and applauded Lawyer Salton, Li Doctors and other relatives and friends, as well as young students such as Lev and Bard, were also shouting excitedly.
Lily¡¯s eyes were also moist, and she tried her best to applaud this time. However, I am proud of you, you did it, you did it
Perfect Ramo clapped and sighed, Old man, it¡¯s finished, you¡¯re finished this time.
"VIYVIY" was followed by bursts of excited shouts from desperate fans. The genius is well-deserved, and the hero is officially born. An unprecedented talented idol is born.
By then, applause will be the only sound here, and smile will be the only expression here.
Then, you will shout a name, that isVIY
Ye Wei closed his eyes, held back the hot tears, opened them, stood up from his seat, spread his hands, turned to face the crazy audience, with a bright smile on his face
Thank you, my friends, your applause for making my dream come true
Behind him, the big screen scrolled with the credits rolling from bottom to top. The lines of white characters in the darkness were light, brilliance, and stars. - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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