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- Under the soft music, the big screen first showed a close-up shot of Kana, her face full of surprise, and then a shot looking down at Bourne. He knelt there holding a ring, and said sincerely like a poem: "Dear, you You are my goddess, you are my heart, you are my spirit, you are"
He suddenly stopped and took out a palm-sized manuscript paper from his pocket, "Wait a minute."
Cut to a side view of the two of them, Kana looked so moved that she was about to cry, but the audience in front of the screen was laughing. Albert really didn't expect this, and his old face also laughed, 9 times.
Byrne looked at the manuscript paper, then continued to raise his head and said: "You are my light, you are my myth, you are my love."
"Kana, I love you, can you marry me?"
"Yes, yes, I do!"
Kana shouted excitedly, and Bourne stood up happily to put a silver ring on her left middle finger.
Inserted into the lens, the ring obviously does not fit the size of her middle finger, so she bought a smaller one! Two close-ups on the split screen, they are all shocked, and a close-up shot from the side shows Bourne trying to force himself, pushing the ring hard and stamping his feet. Kana screamed in pain, jerked away, and pointed her middle finger at him, as if to say fuck you!
The solemn military music sounded, like the atmosphere of "Imperial March". In slow motion, the flying ring flipped in the air and flew to the drain on the side of the road!
A mid-frontal shot of the two people, their expressions were extremely horrifying, as if they saw the entire earth exploding! Bourne moved, and he ran wildly, like a sprint of 100 meters, running wildly all the way, making the audience feel that he ran an unknown distance, but the drainage outlet was clearly right next to him. In slow motion close-up, a line of saliva was flicked from the corner of his mouth. Toss around.
Panoramic view, he swooped over, stretched out his right hand, trying to save the ring!
With a ding-dong sound, the music stopped, the camera returned to normal speed, and the ring fell into the drain.
With a funny flying sound effect, Bourne flew over the frame, hit a fire hydrant on the side of the road, and hung there in an exaggerated posture.
"Hahahahaha!" The laughter couldn't stop, and the audience was so happy! Everything is so funny!
It¡¯s not over yet! On the screen, Kana screamed "NO!" She ran, but instead of looking at Bourne, she looked at the drain and shouted: "My ring! What did I do wrong? It's painful, my Ring!" Looking down at the camera, she covered her chest with one hand and reached up to the sky with the other, her expression so exaggerated and twisted that she looked like she was performing a Shakespearean tragedy.
She was screaming to the sky and the earth, and Bourne over there couldn't get up, pointing to his head with trembling hands, "I'm hurt!" No one paid attention to him, and Kana continued to dance and perform a mournful performance like a stage play!
A long shot captured all of this into the frame. Many viewers laughed so hard that their stomachs twitched and tears burst out of their eyes.
The more I look at the sharp contrast between the two, the more I am struck with laughter!
Bud squirted out a mouthful of popcorn, coughing and laughing wildly. Boss Schwartz, who was sitting in the front row, was sprayed all over him. Normally he would not be furious, but now he was laughing and not trying to offend anyone. Around him, around him, and throughout the theater, the 400 audience members burst into laughter!
"Hahaha!" Lily laughed so much that she fell on Trisette's shoulder next to her, slapping the seat, enjoying this movie and this happiness to the fullest!
Ye Wei listened to the laughter and looked at Duoduo and AnnaSofia, who were kicking their feet with laughter, as well as the laughing family members and film critics! No problem, broke out.
"Absolutely explosive!" Gia was about to fall from the chair to the ground. She was sure that her smile was uglier than that of his idiot. Damn genius!
"Woof!" Affected by this atmosphere, both Toto and Bella barked happily. As for Benji, who is lying there motionless, if he could talk, he would definitely say, "You guys are so noisy, are you going to let the turtle sleep?"
10 times! Albert glanced at his watch while laughing. It had just started 10 minutes ago, and he thought to himself: "I can't believe it, you actually made me laugh 10 times in ten minutes. Genius boy, I underestimated you before, it seems it has reached 20 times." ,30 times it will be okay? I won¡¯t laugh if it¡¯s not so funny later.¡±
Furthermore, he only remembered the funniest cadenza since the beginning because his positioning level for "Wedding Day is Coming" was different and he couldn't treat a genius with low requirements.
"It's time to introduce me."
At this time, the narration started again, and the camera gradually rose up, leaving the scene on the ground, and then transitioned in a distorted way. The audience was immediately surprised again, it turned out to be an image from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"! The wedding scene of the heroine Tula and the hero Ian is surrounded by Tula's extended family, a happy scene.
¡°I am the talented and unparalleled handsome wedding god, although I haven¡¯t won it yet.??My wings, but I am already the most popular angel. "
The image became distorted and blurred again, zoomed out quickly, and became a scene on an old-fashioned TV. This was a shot shown in the promotional video. The God of Wedding and the Freak Angels were having a celebration party. He said with a smile, " If you can successfully host a Greek wedding, no other wedding in the world can be difficult for you.¡±
The angels immediately cheered and applauded, the God of Wedding patted the TV set vigorously, and cheerful music started playing!
They danced weirdly to the music, and each angel's movements were so stiff, lame, and silly, purely using body language to make them funny.
The God of Wedding also jumped in, but he kept getting hit in the face by the fake wings of the angels around him, and the crackling sound effects kept sounding. After jumping around, when he walked out of the angels, only his face was visible. It was swollen like a pig's head.
Of course it was the effect of makeup, but it made the whole audience burst into laughter!
He jumped back again, and was slapped again by many angel wings. When he jumped around again and walked out, his face was beaten back to its original state. The laughter in the theater continued!
At this time, the music gradually became quieter, and suddenly a rough radio voice sounded: "Houston, we are in trouble."
"Houston, we-have-a-problem." is one of the most famous words in space history. It originated from the Apollo 13 incident. Two days after launch, the oxygen tank exploded, causing serious damage to the spacecraft. Astronaut Jim Love What I said when I called the command center in Houston for help.
Because this incident has a happy ending and the three astronauts successfully returned to Earth, this sentence has long been a daily expression and has also been used in many comedies. The use here seems to be completely humorless, but many viewers were already bursting into laughter and were surprised!
This is the voice of Tom Hanks!
Hanks, who played Jim Lovell in the classic film "Apollo 13" (1995), also said this classic line in the film: "Houston, we have a problem."
Those who didn¡¯t hear it didn¡¯t find it funny, but those who heard it were almost laughing to death. All twenty-four film critics laughed, and Albert¡¯s number became 12 times.
Wow! Some fans are not sure. Did you hear that correctly? Previous publicity did not reveal that Hanks was involved in this movie!
Gary Goetzman was laughing. During the days of post-dubbing, Hanks was persuaded by Ye Wei to dub a few lines for this scene, but he had to watch the refined version before deciding whether to allow it to be used. So Ye Wei actually prepared two versions. Later, the response to the internal test screening was very good, and Hanks couldn't stop laughing, so he has the current voiceover cameo.
"Hahaha!" The theater suddenly burst into laughter, and everyone who couldn't hear it was laughing.
Because the camera on the screen zoomed out, a road sign inserted into the ground became the foreground of the frame. It was clear and huge, with "Houston" written on it.
This joke is so unexpected and reasonable, not even Albert, nor Rope, Clark, or Fondas would have thought of it!
13 times? 12 times, including this scene.
"What's wrong?" In the medium shot, the God of Wedding asked the sky. The angels around him stopped and looked confused.
"A couple is getting married. I'm not smart, but I know what love is, and theirs is definitely not it."
"so?"
"So their marriage is a problem."
"What does it matter? Anyway, after getting married, there will be nothing." The God of Wedding has an indifferent expression. The angels behind him nodded. He added: "My job is weddings. As long as they get married, it's not me." Trouble. By the way, who are you?"
¡°Tom Hanks.¡±
This conversation made everyone laugh loudly and loudly. "I'm not smart, but I know what love is" is a classic line in "Forrest Gump". Hanks said this and it was funny, but Ye Wei's cheap reply It¡¯s also funny. The funniest thing is that Hanks recognizes himself as Hanks! This made the whole audience laugh like crazy.
On the screen, the wedding god nodded and said: "Your performance in "Old Lady Killer" was terrible."
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The phone hung up.
"Hahaha!" The audience's laughter reached another high decibel level. This was really, really unexpected. I didn't expect Hanks' cameo, but they actually made fun of him!
Anyone who is familiar with the story of VIY knows that Hanks is like his mentor, appreciating his talent, helping him become famous, and Praton helping him remake "Wedding Day"; even if you are not familiar with it, that is Hanks! Everyone thought he would say "I like your performance" or something like that, but they didn't expect
??Everyone is familiar with what "Old Woman Killer" is, because it is just?A new remake film released two months ago, starring Hanks and directed by the Coen brothers! However, the strong lineup has not brought it good luck. So far, it has not only failed at the box office (35 million production cost, 39 million box office), but also failed to receive good reviews from critics (55% freshness on Rotten Tomatoes, 43% audience love).
So the word "bad movie" can be used to describe it. Compared with Hanks's previous works, it is even worse.
This joke is fresh, hot, unexpected, mean, and hilarious.
¡°The best performance in the whole film is that cat.¡± The God of Wedding continued to speak venomously, ¡°If it weren¡¯t for that cat, you would have lost everything.¡±
"Shut up, you poor acting kid!" Even more unexpected, Hanks' voice suddenly appeared again!
The laughter that was about to subside suddenly started again. On the screen, the wedding god snapped his fingers as if nothing had happened, and the broadcast sound immediately changed to a confused "meow?" cat meowing.
"It said I performed well." The God of Wedding said to the angels, cheers started, the music started, and they started dancing again, more vigorously and more comically¡ª¡ª
"Hahahaha!" As the laughter got higher and higher, the audience realized that they could laugh continuously for such a long time! My stomach hurts from laughing and I¡¯m still laughing!
Albert¡¯s old face muscles were trembling, 13 times, remember 13 times, otherwise his conscience will be uneasy!
I haven¡¯t laughed so happily in a long time. Both rookies and veterans will like this kind of prank. This kind of crazy brain is very good!
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