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- It's on!
How long will it take for this spoof comedy remade by a 16-year-old boy to make the audience laugh for the first time?
When the opening animation ended, the first scene of the film appeared on the screen, a giant three-tier wedding cake, with a pair of dolls of the bride and groom on the top layer, but the groom was wearing a white wedding dress and the bride was wearing a black suit. It's ridiculously ugly, and it's even put into a sexually suggestive pose
¡°Oh!¡±, ¡°Haha!¡± The audience burst into laughter immediately!
The answer is the first second.
The best start to a spoof comedy.
1 time. Roger Ebert, who was smiling, recorded a number in his mind. It was really a sudden feeling of "very close to boredom but very far away from boredom".
When the camera panned, a newlywed couple was seen standing behind the cake. Their faces blended into the background could not be clearly seen. The two people were already arguing:
"Why did you buy such a doll? How much you hate me!" The female voice was very angry.
¡°I didn¡¯t buy it, I don¡¯t know what happened.¡± The male voice was innocent.
"Why is everything not going well! Fix it for me right away!"
¡°I¡¯ll take care of it right away.¡± The man¡¯s hand reached towards the cake, pulled out the two dolls and threw them into the air. The female voice said happily: "Wow, this is much better."
Everything in the camera shows the newcomer¡¯s doll flying into the sky like a rocket, dancing on the clouds, circling the earth in a circle, going to the moon, Mars, and traveling around the universe.
The name of the online person is displayed in the empty space of the screen:
Story-by-Vigor-Yeah, Carsten-Mccon (Screenwriter: Ye Wei, Carsten-McCon), Produced-by-Vigor-Yeah, Peter-Heller (Producer: Ye Wei, Peter Heller), Directed-by-Vigor-Yeah (Director: Ye Wei), there is also a very small line of text "Kevin-Thomas (Part-of-suck), Kevin-Thomas (the bad part)"
Looking at these, excitement is the mood of many people, and laughter is the look of many people, but, you really did it!
You are wearing shining armor, riding a tall and majestic white horse, galloping freely in the grassland of dreams!
This is your moment! Everyone else¡¯s light just makes you shine brighter!
The picture on the big screen suddenly changed. The newcomer dolls fell from a high altitude. In the next shot, they hit a pair of newcomers respectively. Plop! They all fell to the ground immediately.
"Hahahaha!" The screening room was instantly filled with laughter. This time, children as young as Duoduo laughed happily. There are no age limits for jokes!
2 times. Albert's number changed because he also laughed out loud. This kind of comedy scene of throwing things and hitting himself is not new. What is new is that all the previous figures have flown to where they are, which makes people disappear a long time ago." "It will hit something", but the doll hit it. This is a new way of playing, and it also produces a lot of laughter.
"That's not what I did, it really wasn't." At this moment, a deep narration voice suddenly sounded, Ye Wei's voice: "It would be if they were hit by Jennifer Lopez's butt."
A narration made the whole audience laugh again. Jennifer Lopez¡¯s super big butt is called the most beautiful butt in the world. She bought astronomical insurance for it, worth hundreds of millions of dollars! The mere mention of her ass is already a joke, hitting someone with her ass? If you can't kill them, you'll have to pay them to death!
"My story with them all starts from the beginning. The man's name is Bourne."
Along with the narration, a close-up shot of Bourne appeared on the screen, with his eyes closed in pain, "He has a bitch girlfriend Kana." Switching to a close-up of Kana, her face was also full of pain, "Near a bitch. Bitch, he is actually going to propose to her"
¡°Not bad.¡± Richard Rope, an old friend and show partner sitting next to Albert, smiled and nodded. What a great start!
The opening determines the first impression of the film, helping the audience understand what they want to see, and it is best to quickly enter the story.
Ye Wei completed all the opening tasks brilliantly. He set the tone and style with two jokes and a set of imaginative doll travel montage, which was unexpected, spoof, and impossible to shoot unless you imagined it; and created the correct mood for watching the movie, Listen to the laughter that is already very lively around you.
It also shows the theme story, a wedding! It also makes the male and female protagonists appear, which is impressive, and points out their crisis, that is, they will mess up things. And the introduction of the narrator of "The God of Weddings" is cute and cheap, which is equally impressive.
In less than three minutes, all of this formed a clear thought in the audience's mind: "This movie looks good, and it is very happy and funny at the beginning!"
? ?With this idea in mind, the audience's interest and confidence in the next 87 minutes have been greatly increased. They did not realize that they were being firmly tied to their seats by ropes of jokes. They couldn't leave, and neither could he.
Many film critics are quite satisfied for the time being. There are no technical and professional issues. All aspects of scene planning and post-production support Ye Wei's reputation as a genius. It is unbelievable that a 16-year-old can do this. It is good to ignore age and consider it later. Are there more surprises?
"It's just not bad." Albert responded to his old friend, and a light flashed through his round glasses, boy, I want to see more.
Fans are not as demanding as the film critics. In their opinion, this is simply great! You'll be laughing as soon as it starts! The girl holding the sign was so excited that she almost shouted "VIY, I love you", but for fear of being kicked out, she laughed heartily to express herself.
Laughter is contagious. What¡¯s the best movie to watch in the cinema? atmosphere! The most hard-hearted person at this time couldn't help but smile, not Attorney Salton.
In fact, Lawyer Salton and Boss Schwartz couldn¡¯t stop laughing, and their faces looked a little ferocious. And the investors, Ye Wei¡¯s relatives, friends, and family! All with smiles on their faces!
Very, very proud!
Their hearts opened up a whole new world with the big screen, a huge and vast world!
"Weige has made his mark! Haogen, you have a good son." Dr. Li thought with admiration.
"A genius is a genius. Mortals like us sometimes can only look up to him. When will I have such a day?" Darum thought with emotion.
"VIY is so awesome." Babu, Li Ming and many other young students thought with admiration.
"Old man, you are in big trouble, you are really going to go crazy this time" Ramo thought with a sigh.
"Brother, your words made everyone laugh!" Duoduo thought so and said with a smile.
"Okay, great. I made no mistakes in this cameo. This young man really has a bright future!" Nicolas Cage thought happily.
At the same time, the narration disappeared, the laughter gradually stopped, and the scene changed into a luxurious jewelry store hall. Bourne stood in front of a row of open glass cabinets, looking at the shining jewels in the cabinets with his eyes. Rings, the camera focused on the largest diamond ring.
It changes to a mid-shot from the side. The camera angle is very clever, and the expressions of the middle-aged boss behind the cabinet and Bourne, as well as the situation in the cabinet, are clearly captured in the frame.
The boss has a fat figure, a thick and wretched appearance, and a smile on his face. He is a special actor who makes people laugh when they see him.
His expression changed exaggeratedly with Bourne's actions. Bourne put his hand into the cabinet. He was excited and nervous. Bourne took the diamond ring. He was extremely surprised. Bourne pushed the diamond ring away and picked up the same one. There was a small silver hoop ring hidden underneath the jack, and he was stunned.
"That's it." Bourne said happily.
"Hahaha!" Another burst of laughter! There are two rings in one socket. Some people smiled, some chuckled, and some laughed. The reactions were different. For example, Albert missed the joke because he guessed it right, but many girls almost laughed and felt like they were being mocked. .
"Oh Lily, I envy you, you are so funny." Connie thought with envy.
"It wasn't this funny even when we were filming. What is that guy's brain made of? Laughter?" Gia had to think in conviction.
This section is not over yet! This is just the first step.
On the screen, in a close-up shot, the jewelry store owner said stupidly: "Surely-you-can't-be-serious."
It is also a close-up shot. Bourne said seriously: "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley. (I-am-serious, and-stop-calling-me-Shirley.)"
Hearing these two lines of classic dialogue from "Unprecedented and Unprecedented", the laughter that broke out in the screening room reached the highest decibel level tonight. It was funny to those who knew the details, and also funny to those who didn't know. Surely (certainly, of course) and The similar pronunciation of Shirley (name, Shirley) makes this classic.
In the ranking of classic lines in film history by the American Film Institute, it ranks higher than "I am the king of the world" in "Titanic", and it is more deeply rooted in people's hearts in daily life.
This set of lines can be said to represent a spoof movie. The use of Ye Wei is not only a tribute to the originator of this spoof movie, but also a spoof.
The shots, lines and scenes of classic movies are often paid homage by later generations. Films such as "The Big Lebowski" pay homage to the shot of "42nd Street" passing between the thighs of rows of beauties, while spoof films use classics. It is even more routine to do it with lines.
The use here is just right and unexpected, so film critics alsoWhile laughing, the number in Albert's heart changed to three times.
But laugh at it, the movie still has a long time, paying tribute so early is not a problem, but you have to take your time later. If the tribute is used indiscriminately or poorly, it will become the most vulgar spoof film nowadays, and even worse. Yui himself calls it "a spoof of a spoof movie".
While the audience burst into laughter, Gia said lightly: "This is just the second step."
On the screen, in a close-up shot of two people, the boss nodded with an unchanging expression: "Of course. (Surely.)"
"Don't call me Shirley again." Bourne continued seriously.
"Your name is Shirley?" The boss was confused.
"I-am-serious!" Bourne shouted.
"OK, Mr. Serious" The boss understood.
The audience's laughter grew louder and louder, almost resounding throughout the cinema. This line was not a line from "All the Time", but the name of "Who's-on-first?" The funny idea is a line from "The Wedding is Coming".
The film critics laughed heartily. Albert was laughing loudly, and the number reached 4 times! This guy is really good at repackaging some traditional and cliched name jokes and creating new ones. This is a tribute, a tribute that has his own ideas and is gratifying to the predecessors!
¡°This is good, this is really better.¡± Mike Clark of USA Today praised silently.
He is a person with a relatively low sense of humor and has always been tolerant of spoof movies. He gave "Scream 3" good reviews. He really saw a different spoof look today, with a long-lost atmosphere and a new era atmosphere. This is a great start!
"Keep it up, kid, keep it up until the end, and you will create a classic!"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Look around! Heller, Maurer, Suzanne, Jennifer Anderson, Leonards the blood of these cast members who are down and out is boiling with excitement. Those who are down can see the hope of turning around, and those who are not down can see the hope of improvement. Passage, they seemed to be really going, lucky!
The scariest thing is that the person who made them lucky is only 16 years old!
"Could it be, could it be" Gary Goetzman, who was present, saw his eyelids twitching. Could it be that the response from the internal test screening was not fake? "Wedding Day" is really that funny! ?
"Wei, VIY, you are incredible." Lily was laughing and thinking, we had a good start, I'm serious!
"Wei, I'll give you this!" AnnaSophia in the front row gave a thumbs up, "I'll give you one first, I think you will get the second one!"
Ye Wei leaned back on his chair, listening to the laughter from the audience, raised the corners of his mouth naturally, and closed his eyes, as if he felt the happiness of every audience member, filling his heart with incomparable joy. It's achievement, it's dreams coming true, it's fulfilling one's vows.
He saw the empty screening room half a year ago, the group of sympathetic, regretful, and worried guests, the depressed, angry, regretful investors, and the few audience members who left early with curses.
I saw myself clenching my fists and hearing my oath:
"Watch, everyone watch, those who love us, those who hate us, you will one day also be here, in the screening hall of 13 Cinemas in Beverly Center, for Ye Haogen's son Ye Wei Intoxicated by the movie, crazy for me!¡±
?? Laugh, friends and relatives, the movie has just begun, I can¡¯t get enough of your laughter!
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