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Volume 1 Chapter 275 The sinister Tang Monk

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    Ancestor Bodhi is one of the classic supporting characters in the film "Westward Journey". He is an immortal who comes to help the Supreme Treasure find the true identity of Sun Wukong. 500 years ago, he was a robber and a man who liked to study the subtle emotions between people in his spare time.  robber.  ¨J Seeing his appearance, the audience could not help but remember that in the previous film he was still a bunch of grapes, and remembered the beating of the Supreme Treasure, and asked him with ear-splitting feedback: "Why are you not an apple, but a grape?" He then became a robber.  After Brother Bodhi appeared, the most classic supporting role in the film, the chirpy and verbose Tang Sanzang finally appeared.  Although Tang Sanzang appeared in the opening credits of the first film, it was too short and the audience did not understand the whole story. They had no impression of Tang Sanzang's verbosity until after the Supreme Treasure and Fairy Zixia separated.  A ray of light fell from the sky into the desert. The Supreme Treasure ran over to take a look, and happened to see Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang and Guanyin Bodhisattva.  This time, the audience experienced Tang Seng¡¯s verbosity for the first time, and what¡¯s amazing is that they accepted this subversion unknowingly.  "Oh, Wukong, you are so naughty! I told you not to throw things away. Alas, throwing things is wrong Oops, why did you throw away the stick before you finished speaking? The Moonlight Treasure Box is a treasure.  Throwing it will pollute the environment. Oh, what if it hits the children? Even if it doesn¡¯t hit the children, it will hit the flowers and plants. It¡¯s not a good thing!¡± ¡°You want it? Just make it clear if you want it? I¡¯ll do it if you want.  It's for you. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it! It's impossible for me to not give it to you when you say you want it, but I insist on giving it to you even if you say you don't want it. Let's be reasonable! Now I'll count to three, what do you want to say?  Do you know if you want to" Not only that, Tang Monk also criticized Guanyin Bodhisattva for being wrong - Guanyin Bodhisattva scolded Sun Wukong: "There are many excuses, you don't want to get the Western Scriptures, no matter how you explain it, I can't forgive you for deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors.  Behavior! Tang Monk suddenly said: "Sister, this is your fault!" Guanyin Bodhisattva said in shock: "Ah?" Tang Monk said seriously: "Wukong wants to eat me, it is just an idea, it has not become a reality.  You have no evidence, so why is he guilty? It¡¯s better to wait until he eats me.  If you have evidence, it will not be too late to convict him!" Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled bitterly and said: "Tang Sanzang, I have heard about your wordiness a long time ago, but I didn't expect you to be so wordy! I gave it to you  You were asked to use the diamond ring to subdue this monkey, but you didn't use it!" Tang Monk sighed and said, "Oh, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. It's heavy in the front and light in the back, wide on the left and narrow on the right. He felt very uncomfortable after wearing it all night.  Insomnia.  It will hurt me! Even though he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. If the government finds out, they will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of the diamond circle, ah, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He has exquisite workmanship.  , the price is fair, and the child is innocent, why not let me introduce you to custom-making another one!" "Although he is a monkey, you can't treat him like this.  If the government finds out, they will accuse me of animal cruelty.  "This statement made the audience burst into laughter. "Look at Sun Wukong and Guanyin Bodhisattva shouting at the same time to shut up, and then reaching out to pinch Tang Sanzang's neck and making everyone laugh again. "Tang Monk's verbosity can't even stand Guanyin Bodhisattva. It can be seen that he  What a nasty fly. When I read this, everyone seems to have forgotten the compassionate Tang Monk in the original "Journey to the West". This is the charm of "Journey to the West". Don't mistakenly think that it is easy to become a top classic. Think about it.  Which version of Guo Jing and Huang Rong is as good as the 1983 version? We always have various complaints about the new version of Jin Yong's drama, such as TVB's remake of "The Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty".  Most fans of "Winds and Rains" are very disappointed and cannot accept TVB's adaptation. This shows the truth that classics are difficult to reach, and only classics can reach the highest level. There is no doubt why everyone can easily accept it.  After receiving the Supreme Treasure, I accepted that Tang Seng is a verbose person. In addition to the superb performance of the actors, an important reason is that the lines are so classic. In the cell, Tang Seng's song "Only Lure" is amazing in his skills and can be called a brainwashing song.  Only-lure¡ª¡ª! Can accompany me to get the Western Scriptures. Only-lure¡ª¡ª!  Don't blame the master for muttering; "Your greatest skill is only-seduction!!!" And I believe this sentence is also shocking to everyone - "It's thundering, it's raining, go home and collect your clothes!"  " Tang Seng's nagging was also reflected in doing political and ideological work on the little monster, which led to the two people who had just started working.The two little demons committed suicide one after another.  "Both humans and fairies are born of mothers. The difference is that humans are born of human mothers, and monsters are born of monsters So being a monster is just like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart  "My heart is no longer a demon, but a human demon." "Ah, I can't bear it." The little demon committed suicide with a knife.  The funniest thing was the second little demon next to him. When Tang Seng turned his head and looked at him with a kind face, his eyes were filled with fear. With this look in his eyes, he could win the Academy Award for Best Newcomer.  Tang Monk said, "What's your mother's surname?" The poor little demon went crazy and hung himself, while the audience in the theater laughed miserably.  This is not the place where everyone laughs the most. From the feedback on the scene, we can see the two funniest clips in the movie "Cinderella". The first one is the story of Tang Monk and Zhizunbao encountering the old demon of Montenegro in the wilderness.  .  The old monster from Montenegro came out in the middle of the night to suck people's yang energy. After absorbing all the yang energy, people would die. Tang Seng and Zhizunbao were so frightened that they pretended to sleep, hoping that the monster would stop sucking them after absorbing other people's yang energy.  However, the old demon from Montenegro still came to the two of them and tried to suck their yang energy twice, but they pretended to be sleeping and rolled over, hiding away.  At this time, the atmosphere in the theater was actually a bit tense, and the audience was worried, but Tang Seng¡¯s next move made everyone laugh out loud.  Because this guy actually reached out and pinched Zhizunbao's mouth and forced his head straight.  Tang Seng obviously thought that maybe the monster would be full after absorbing the yang energy of the Supreme Treasure, and he would escape the disaster.  If this move was done by the Supreme Treasure, there would be no laughs. Instead, it really left the impression of bullying the master and destroying the ancestors. However, it happened that this move was done by Tang Seng, which made everyone burst into laughter.  Tang Sengtmd is too sinister.  There was no other way, so Zhizunbao had to cover his nose and mouth with his hands. Then the two of them were caught pretending to be sleeping, and they hurriedly ran away.  The old demon of Montenegro went to chase Tang Seng. In the blink of an eye, Tang Seng used the moonlight treasure box in his hand to travel through time and space and brought back a bomb. He also changed his clothes.  The old demon of Montenegro was stunned for a moment when he saw his changed appearance. Tang Monk said: "You don't recognize me, that Indian Asan just now, oh, if you like it, take it." This guy conveniently stuffed the bomb to Montenegro.  The old demon said, "My apprentice called me, byebye!" and took the opportunity to escape.  Before the old demon from Montenegro could figure out the situation, the bomb exploded with a loud bang. It was so miserable that it was so pitiful.  The whole theater burst into laughter. This Tang Monk was so funny and so unruly. How dare he be even more unruly?  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. The novels will be better and updated faster!
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