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Volume 1 Chapter 231 Hilarious Tianshan Martial Arts Conference

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    After Golden Hammer Films acquired Baozou Comics, it also acquired Youyaoqi Studio under the same conditions.  A week later, the two studios moved into Building B next to Golden Hammer Film and Television.  Both teams are comic book lovers, so they got along easily and are quite satisfied with the new environment.  This morning, Wang Xu and Zhao Rongrong walked into the recording room of "Rampage Incident" in Building B together.  It was the first time for Zhao Rongrong to come here. Her appearance attracted everyone who was working. Everyone chattered around her, leaving Wang Xu, the boss, aside.  "You don't have to work anymore!" Wang Nima shouted loudly, and everyone suddenly dispersed like birds and beasts.  Wang Nima's goat hood aroused Zhao Rongrong's curiosity and asked: "Are you the village chief of Xiyangyang?" Wang Nima touched the big hood and said, "Isn't it very cute?" "Well, yes.  Very cute!" "I can be even cuter. We can study it when we have time." After Wang Nima was so cute, she talked about the business. The preparations for "Rampage Incident" were all done.  You can start recording when he arrives.  Wang Xu nodded and asked Wang Nima to go about his business. He and Zhao Rongrong sat down behind a camera, and a caring little girl brought two bottles of drinks.  "Thank you!" Zhao Rongrong said thank you to the little girl, and then looked curiously at the two anchors wearing hoods on the anchor station.  In addition to Wang Nima, the anchor of today's issue of "Rampage Event" is Wang Mitao.  The program started with Tang Maru reading an opening statement in Cantonese - "The martial arts world has declined, the rivers and lakes have withered, the masters have passed away, the sects have collapsed, the gangs in the world are lingering on, and everything is in ruins. The Tianshan faction is cheering and shouting. Invite the world's leaders.  People talk about swordsmanship at its peak, just waiting for the heroes to compete to create the final glory, historians say: Tianshan Heads Conference. "The theme of this issue of the violent event is the Tianshan Heads Conference. What interesting news is there?  Please listen to the report brought by anchor Wang Nima and deputy anchor Wang Mitao.  Wang Nima said: "Hello, friends. Welcome to watch the extra chapter of the violent incident. I am Wang Nima." "I am Wang Mi Tao." Zhao Rongrong saw that the words spoken by the deputy anchor Wang Mi Tao were all in English.  The sign in his hand is represented by changing strips of paper.  "I have some unfortunate news to tell you. Mi Tao can't speak today." After hearing Wang Nima's words, Wang Mi Tao immediately took off a piece of paper on the sign, revealing the word "yes".  "He had a hemorrhoid in his throat. It had just been removed by surgery, but he could never speak again. Everyone mourned for him." "Fart. I just had a cold!" Zhao Rongrong saw the words on Wang Mitao's sign.  The content made me laugh immediately. The two people¡¯s unique way of reporting was very interesting.  Wang Nima continued: "But Mi Tao is very enthusiastic about work and insists on asking me to bring him on the show." Is this really the case? Wang Mi Tao angrily changed a note, which read: "I was forced to  He kidnapped me." Then he changed another note, which said "Wang Nima is stupid."  "It doesn't matter if he can't speak. It's enough for everyone to look at me. Let's just ignore Wang Mitao." At this point, Wang Nima stopped. He felt something was wrong.  He looked back at Wang Mitao and said, "Hey, don't mess around here. What does your sign say?" The witty Wang Mitao quickly turned the sign over, and on the back it read "I love Wang Nima"  "Oh, disgusting! Okay. I will allow you to stay here." Wang Nima was very happy. When he turned his head, he didn't know if the peach sign turned back or "Wang Nima is stupid."  x".  "Hahaha!" Zhao Rongrong couldn't help laughing, she laughed.  While whispering in Wang Xu's ear: "Wang Nima and Wang Mi Tao are very interesting to work together!" Wang Xu smiled slightly, did not answer, and continued to watch the show.  "Well, we officially enter today's program. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. Recently, the news that nine sects gathered in Xinjiang to hold a martial arts conference and re-elect the leader of Tianshan made netizens feel like they have traveled through time. Guangming.com  According to the news, in addition to the nine sects of the martial arts conference, it is said that the Tianshan sect also invites strangers from the folk to make guest appearances. Real people who practice casual cultivating, lone rangers, and village owners from various mountains can bring magic weapons and instruments to the Tianshan Mountains to watch and learn from each other.  " "The attributes are not enough to equip the equipment." This is Wang Mitao's explanation next to him.  "It's a pity that our favorite qigong master Wang Lin has also been in trouble recently. When he raised his middle finger, no one was killed, but he was hitThe laughing stock of many people, he fled to Hong Kong in embarrassment and lived in seclusion. There is also our Haidian silver gun bully. He has been involved in lawsuits recently and may not be able to come back. His silver gun pokes everywhere and causes problems.  .  " Qigong master Wang Lin and Zhao Rongrong have heard that even Ma Yan, Zhao Wei and others once had a superstitious belief in this person. Recently, this person was exposed as a liar. "Who is the Little Bully of Haidian Silver Spear?  "Zhao Rongrong asked Wang Xu quietly. "Please forgive me. Our Rongrong has devoted all her energy to her acting career. The girl who used to stay up all night on the Internet has disappeared. It is understandable that she doesn't know the name of Haidian Silver Gun Bully. "Li Tianyi."  "    "hehe!  "Speaking of Li Tianyi, Zhao Rongrong understood it and also understood the connotation of Silver Spear Little Bully. "There is also this Xiao Jian~~" Wang Nima mentioned Xiao Jian in Princess Huanzhu in a long tone, and Wang Mi next to him  Tao cooperated and gave a hint. There was a sun and Tang Maru's face painted on the sign. "He sees that the sun is green now, so it's okay not to mention it.  " This meme is probably only understood by viewers who have watched the previous episodes of Rampage, because many netizens say that Tang Maru looks a lot like Xiao Jian. And the reason why the sun is green when you look at it is because Tang Maru's job is to identify  Huang, as the chief yellow connoisseur, he works 9 hours a day and works overtime for 5 hours, which is 14 hours a day. Even the sun looks green. Why does the sun look green? Because the sun looks green.  It¡¯s red. After looking at the yellow color, I looked at the sun. Wang Xu understood the joke, but Zhao Rongrong didn¡¯t understand it, so he continued to watch Wang Nima¡¯s broadcast of the martial arts conference.  "As a result, the talent of the Wulin Conference has withered. I was not able to witness it with my own eyes, but I have heard a lot of amazing inside stories. I can tell you about the Tianshan Sect here.  " "He started talking nonsense!  "This is Wang Mitao's interpretation again. At this time, Wang Nima paused and looked back at Wang Mitao. The witty Mitao reversed the sign in time, "I love Wang Nima!  ", and when he turned around he changed back to "He started talking nonsense!  "I don't know why Zhao Rongrong always found this little joke between the two very funny, but to Wang Xu it was not so funny." Wang Nima continued to report: "It was a mass of heads, a sea of ??people."  There are tens of thousands of people. These people are divided into gangs, each occupying one area. That group is a Taoist priest from the Wudang Sect, and this group is a beggar gang. They all still have dog-beating sticks in their hands. All of them are  With a little yellow hat.  "With a little yellow hat? "?  ?  ?  "Wang Mitao immediately replaced the note. "Their leader held up a loudspeaker and shouted, this is Tianshan Mountain. After the visit, everyone lined up and followed me to the store over there to buy some souvenirs. And then, what else?  People who parked squeezed in.  "Tour group" Wang Mitao understood. "The Tianshan faction makes a fortune just by collecting tickets, and group purchases cost 150 tickets."  The secluded masters from all over the country have appeared one after another. You can see that from time to time there are people coming from the sky on clouds and mist, some flying with swords, and some riding friends" This paragraph is not included in the explanation.  Feel it, add pictures and videos. Look, it¡¯s Sun Wukong riding on the clouds, Li Xiaoyao is flying with his sword, and the one riding on his friends is Avatar. ¡°Heroes from all over the country are all sitting on the ground, eating box lunches happily.  .  "As he said this, Wang Nima made a gesture of burying his head in eating the lunch box, and made a weird sound in his mouth. Then he raised his head and continued: "The organizer has packed the lunch. Now the host comes on stage. Hey, look at this host.  , white hair flying, temples protruding, eyes like lightning, nostrils flaring, and two grains of rice on the side of the mouth.  " "Hey, actually she looks quite like Wang Mi Tao, right Mi Tao.  "Wang Nima glanced at Wang Mi Tao. "Yes" Wang Mi Tao turned out that the note on the sign was "". When Wang Nima's eyes came over,  He calmly pulled the note away, revealing the first word "right" on the note below, which formed the "right" that Wang Nima saw.  When Wang Nima turned back to continue broadcasting, Wang Mitao pulled out all the notes, and the full content of the note below was revealed, which was three words - "To your sister" (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature)  , the novel is better and updated faster!
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