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Volume 1, Chapter 228: Rampage Incident (Chapter 2 in One)

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    Maybe, when you have doubts about something, you will say "This is not scientific"; maybe, when you find a bug while watching TV, you will say "Don't care about these details"; or maybe, "I  "You and your friends are all shocked" has become a catchphrase for you and your friends Are these buzzwords familiar?  If you open your mouth when you have nothing to do and are careful to reveal your identity, most likely you will be a fan of violent comics.  "Rampage comics" can be traced back to 2007 when they appeared on an anonymous overseas photo website.  Subsequently, this comic form with rough lines and crude production, which caused countless netizens to get shot, began to become popular on the Internet, and many famous emoticons and custom comic makers were born.  In 2008, Ren Jian (also known as Hu Rensi, whose real name has not been publicly confirmed), a freshman at Shenzhen University, developed the Chinese version of the "Rampage Comics" webpage, and also set up a Chinese custom Rampage Comics maker to allow Chinese netizens to  They arbitrarily create "violent comics" that are better than themselves. In China's violent comics, the male protagonist is generally called "Xunima", and the female is called "Xunimei". There are also some new ones that are different from those on foreign websites.  Characters, such as Yao Ming, Chen Long, Sister Feng and other topical characters, as well as Wang Nima's pets 'Wang Nima' and 'Meow Nima', etc. This fast, simple, intuitive and interactive comic production form has appeared.  It quickly became popular among young Chinese netizens, and Weibo, Rennengre, and Tieba became important communication and sharing platforms. Now four years have passed, Ren Jian has graduated, and Baozou Comics also plans to start corporate operations and is no longer a student.  Speaking of Ren Jian, he was also a literary geek. In college, he was a member of the drama club of Shenzhen University and the editor of Rampage Comics, but he was a science major.  It sounds like a joke, otherwise why would you call him a literary geek? I forgot to mention that Ren Jian¡¯s online name is "Wang Nima", and he calls himself "a star who will die if he doesn't complain". Wang Nima is also confident in choosing to start a business after graduation.  , his confidence comes from a group of loyal fans accumulated by Baozou Comics over the past four years. On August 1, 2012, after two months of preparation, the news online talk show video program "Bangzao Big Event" produced by the Baozou Comics team will be launched.  At 10 o'clock in the morning, the awesome/funny video section of Youdou.com was launched. It was 10 minutes before 10 o'clock. The main members of the team, including Brother Xiaoying, Tang Maru, and Wang Mitao, all gathered together to discuss the video today.  For them, this life may be one of the most important critical moments in their lives. "Rampage Event" condenses all their wisdom. The success or failure will determine whether they will continue to eat instant noodles or seafood in the future. The waiting is very painful, Xiao Xiao.  The atmosphere in the small workroom is heavy, and everyone cannot calm down. Tension and excitement are flowing in everyone's heart. Tang Maru is sitting on the swivel chair and keeps turning, and now he is holding the latest high-definition uncensored DVD of Lola Longze.  It couldn't attract him; Wang Mitao leaned on the back of the chair and looked up at the ceiling in a daze. The index and middle fingers of her left hand kept pressing the chair; Xiaoying stood up and walked a few steps, then walked down again, and then stood up and walked a few more steps.  Step. Wang Nima is not here. Where has he gone? Brother Xiaoying was a little anxious and asked: "What has Wang Nima been doing? Why hasn't he come yet?"  " "My friends, here we come!  " After saying Cao Cao, Cao Cao came. Wang Nima opened the door and came in with a bag in his hand. " What are you doing?  The time is almost up.  " "Of course there is something important. You see, I have invited a great god to hold the battle.  Bless us for an instant hit.  "The great god that Wang Nima mentioned turned out to be the portrait of Wang Dachui. This guy also prepared incense and candles. "Everyone comes to worship the great god.  " Said, headed by Wang Nima, Xiao Yingge, Tang Maru, and Wang Mitao lined up in order, bowed to Wang Dachui's photo frame. Lighted incense. "Wang Dachui, the great master, Wang Nima, my little brother, nothing has been accomplished this year.  , luckily he is still handsome, seeing as everyone relies on his face to make a living.  Again, for the sake of Wang, who has the same surname, and thanks to the popularity of the great god, I wish "Rampage Event" to be a success. My requirements are not high, as long as it is half as popular as "Unexpectedly", I will be satisfied.  Jing Ke stabbed the King of Qin and carried him on his two hairy legs!  " "Jing Ke stabbed the King of Qin and carried it on his shoulders with two hairy legs!  " Others shouted this slogan together, and the time was almost up after worshiping. At ten o'clock sharp, the first issue of the first season of "Rampage Incident" will be online. "At the same time, many fans of Rage Comics have been online early.  Waiting. "What's wrong with the world? The price of waste oil has increased. I bought a watch last year. How do you watch Baoman? Kneel down and watch it. Warn children not to watch Baoman. 'If you don't complain, you will die.' Wang Ni  Ma comments on big events" A few paragraphsAfter the opening credits of popular Internet jokes, a news-like live broadcast room appeared, but the news anchor was a bit weird and wore a cartoon hood to hide his true face.  "Hello everyone, welcome to the violent incident, I am Wang Nima." Wang Nima's voice is very special, with a kind of magnetism that attracts you to listen.  Because of his voice, Xiaomei, a designer from an advertising company, immediately posted a barrage comment.  (Barrage, a comment that appears directly on the video, can appear on the video in the form of scrolling, staying or even more action effects. It is a short comment sent by people who watch the video.) "Wang Nima's voice is good, but I guess  You must be an ugly man. Do you dare to take off your hood? " "This voice has made me fall deeply in love with you. Wang Nima, I want to give birth to a monkey." "The front row sells melon seeds, peanuts, and watermelons~~  ¡± Soon more than 10 webpages posted barrage comments. Wang Nima in front of the computer also saw it. He was very happy. Comments on the Internet were a good start.  "Liuzhou Evening News reported that at 7:30 in the morning on April 11, Ms. Liu was passing by a construction site when she was suddenly hit on the head by a hard object falling from the sky. She fainted and fell to the ground. When she woke up slowly, she realized that she had been hit by a hard object.  She was knocked unconscious by a lump of feces. Throwing objects from high altitudes is a bad behavior, and throwing feces from high altitudes is an unforgivable crime. Ms. Liu felt pain, nausea, and anger, and she stumbled.  She persisted and called the police at the police station. The police quickly rushed to the construction site and found the boss. The boss readily compensated Ms. Liu 500 yuan. "This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of."  What is the origin of the hard stool? Is it the shit of an alien? Or is it the shit of a bird? I don¡¯t know. I urge everyone to be more careful when passing by the construction site.  The news itself was weird enough, but after being interpreted by Wang Nima like a complaint, it became even more humorous and made several netizens join in the fun.  "It's not Iron Man. This is Superman's shit!" "It's Superman. Judging from the urine on this underwear, it's possible that he did the crime." "Hehe~~~~" Hehe,  This is the appetizer.  Next, Wang Nima made a wonderful adaptation based on the h7n9 avian influenza virus that occurred in China, combined with a classic scene from "Tang Bo Hu Spots Autumn Fragrance".  Mrs. Hua: "Hahahahahahahaha, let me tell you, the bowl of chicken soup you just drank has been poisoned by me, h¡ª¡ª7¡ª¡ªn¡ª¡ª9!" Tang Bohu: "Hahahaha~~  Which round does the best poison in the world get your h7n9? It should be our Tang family's Chinese Dabu Pill! " "Nonsense, our h7n9 is made from seven different kinds of sick chickens and sick ducks and geese.  It is made in nine days! It is colorless and tasteless, and kills people without a trace. " "Humph, our Chinese supplement pills are made of Sudanese red sesame oil, clenbuterol, and melamine, mixed with feces and dead pork.  In addition to being highly toxicit also tastes delicious! " "People who eat our h7n9 will develop fever and cough within 7 days, have a high fever, have difficulty breathing, and eventually develop acute respiratory distress syndrome.  "That's right, friends who take Zhonghua Dabu Pills will definitely have their heads swelled and their urine will be red within three days, and eventually their whole body will explode and die. It is really a must-have medicine for traveling at home and killing people."  "The adaptation of this line can be said to be as wonderful as the movie "Death in a Day" and "Half a Step with a Smile".  Wang Xu himself would probably like it after reading it.  "Hahaha!" Even the production staff such as Tang Maru and Xiao Yingge were quite proud of this wonderful adaptation, and they themselves also laughed.  Then watch Wang Nima complain about the news.  "I don't know where the gossip came from, saying that North Korean officials have officially notified Chinese officials and people. You are not allowed to call Kim Jong-un by his first name. You should at least call him Chairman Kim, Chairman of the Kim Commission or Kim Jong-un.  General Jin, otherwise you will bear serious consequences." "Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, I was so scared when I heard it. Regardless of whether the news is true or false, we are wronged. When did we call Sanpang Jin by his name?  We have always respected Jin Sanpang. This is definitely fake news. Please don¡¯t believe it.¡± ¡°March 15th this year will be a feast for the Sina Weibo community, because the actor He Rundong 8  A Weibo post posted at 20pm added a lot of fun to the world. In response to the criticism of Apple for unfair treatment of Chinese consumers at the 315 party, several celebrity Weibo posts were posted at the same time in perfect agreement.  There was a notice of rebellion against Apple, but He Rundong¡¯s Weibo ended with a sentence, distributed around 8:20, which seemed very discordant. He Rundong was immediately criticized by netizens.The formula is defined as: teammates who are like pigs.  ¡± The video also intercepted the content of He Rundong¡¯s Weibo: ¡°He Rundong v: #315ÔÚACT# Apple actually plays so many tricks after sales? As an ¡®Apple fan¡¯, it is very hurt.  Are you doing this right for Gang Leader Qiao? Are you worthy of those teenagers who sold their kidneys? Are you really a big bully in the store?  It will be distributed around 8:20.  ¡± The last sentence was distributed at about 8:20, which is indeed very discordant. Netizens questioned that it was the support of the CCTV 315 Party. Although it is old news, it is still interesting to listen to Wang Nima¡¯s reinterpretation. The next piece of news is also very interesting.  "There is a 21-year-old woman in the Dehaton region of northern India who has five husbands, and all five husbands are brothers. It is understood that there is such a custom in this Indian village that after a woman gets married, she has to marry her husband.  The brothers are all married.  Isn't this a bundled sale?  "Wang Nima's sentence of bundled sales turned the news from weird to humorous, "But the girl said happily, I feel that compared to other wives, I get more attention and more love.  .  "The following is Wang Nima's interpretation again. "Her five husbands are waiting for her to turn over the cards every day, and the woman will choose a different man to sleep with every day.  This is a five-day work week with two weekends off!  " The world is full of wonders, and the last piece of news has something to do with Wang Nima himself. " In the past two days, the well-known actor Liu Ye has fallen in love with grabbing sofas on Sina Weibo. I don't believe in evil, so I use Rampage comics.  Guanv posted an explosive comic, claiming that if Liu Ye appeared and forwarded this Weibo.  I just ate a pound of dog food.  Huh, it turns out that Liu Ye really came and sent a very ambiguous expression, alas" After Wang Nima sighed, there was a bag of dog food next to him. "He is not the most miserable,  A female netizen named Dongfanggu Niang didn¡¯t believe in evil either, so she posted a Weibo message with the content: ¡°Hmph, grabbing the sofa is nothing.  If Liu Ye comments on me, I will eat shit.  ¡± In the end, the girl cried, because Liu Ye really came. This news is making fun of the actor Liu Ye. He is also a wonderful person. He is an out-and-out Weibo sofa control. He squats at noon to grab Weibo posts.  *Betting on sofas has been a success. Previously, I posted on Weibo to discuss the basic techniques for grabbing sofas: 1. Be quick and don¡¯t let your hands shake due to excitement. 2. Peace of mind is the key when you see a sofa.  Be soft. Don't give in. The sofa will be someone else's if you hesitate. 3. Prepare the sofa, bench, etc. in advance. The pinyin will be remembered, such as sfbd. 4. You will definitely save time when you grab it.  You have to show off your arrogance yourself and make others angry." "Oh!" Wang Nima sighed, picking up the dog food and eating it.  "I really can't do anything about you. You don't come here usually you're too naughty. Okay, let's take a look at some news briefs." "Net*Ease News, Liu Xiang and others will receive free medical treatment for life or be  Taxpayers pay the bill - Wang Nima's sharp comment, have you taken Yao Ming into account? " "Hong Kong media news, the giant panda is actually extinct due to disguise - you are kidding me" "21cn  According to news, an American man was sued by his neighbor for laughing too loudly - he is doomed to live a lonely life. " "Xinhua News, oil prices are going to rise again - don't pay attention to these details." "Sina Entertainment News, Taiwan.  *Bay University boys form a group to provide free sex services to girls - fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. " " According to Youdou.com, research shows that handsome men earn 22% more than others - fart, then why am I like that.  "Low." Jing Ke stabbed the King of Qin and carried it on his shoulders!  This program is over.  "Huh~~" Wang Nima let out a breath. He felt pretty good throughout the show. Now it depends on the results.  After the web page is refreshed, the total number of on-demand videos is displayed as 1,200.  It just finished playing and 1,200 people requested it. It started well. After an hour, the number showed 56,830.  "Yeah~~ we succeeded!" "Wang Nima, we succeeded!" "Mi Tao, Ma Ru, we succeeded!" Wang Nima, Brother Xiaoying, Tang Maru, and Wang Mi Tao were happy again  Yelling and jumping, venting their joy to their heart's content.  The number of 50,000 was a success for their young and immature team. It was their first attempt to make an online video and they had low expectations. Their goal was to get two to three thousand hits an hour and 100,000 hits in 24 hours.  It can get 500,000 hits a week.  Now it has reached 50,000 clicks in one hour, exceeding their expectations. They succeeded.  "Brothers, it seemsWe don¡¯t need to eat instant noodles anymore. How about we eat them in the restaurant at noon to celebrate our success?  " "The necessary celebration, let's go!  "    "Wait a moment!  Before leaving, worship the great god again.  " "Wang Nima is right, get a little more good luck from the great god!  "So Wang Nima, Brother Xiaoying, Tang Maru, and Wang Mitao once again worshiped Wang Dachui, and this time their attitude was much more respectful. Later when they went to the restaurant to eat, they still kept their mobile phones in their hands, refreshing them at any time, every time  One click and each additional comment can make them excited. As of 5 p.m., the total number of views of "Rampage Event" has exceeded 200,000 (to be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster! ).
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