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Volume 1 Chapter 203 "Lecture Forum of Hundreds of Schools"

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    ps: I want to hear more of your voices and receive more of your suggestions. Now search the WeChat public account "qdread" and follow it to give more support to "Wang Dachui's Big Movie"!  After the performance of the celebrity show, Wang Xu, as the fourth guest, sat at the guest seat.  The red chairs in the guest seats were very comfortable, and there were various fruits and drinks in front of them.  It feels good to have food, drink and watch exciting shows.  After Wang Xu sat down, the show officially started.  The actors took to the stage one after another and performed wonderful performances one after another. Huhu imitated Jacky Cheung's classic song "With You Along the Way", and Jin Haixin imitated JJ Lin's "A Thousand Years Later".  There was constant applause and constant cheers.  When Da Zhangwei and Bai Kainan, the senior "model kings" of "The Variety Show", came on the stage, the audience cheered, and even Wang Xu was looking forward to their performance.  The two of them brought a new issue, which has become one of the main projects of "Big Show", "Variety Forum".  Da Zhangwei looked like Yi Zhongtian, and Bai Kainan imitated Ji Lianhai. Wang Xu applauded them from the beginning of their performance. Let's see - "What you are watching is "The Lecture Forum"" After the narration, Da Zhangwei and Bai Kainan made their respective appearances.  , introduce yourself.  Da Zhangwei: "Hello everyone, I am the "Yi Gu Tian" who can only drink one cup." Bai Kainan: "I am the Ji Mian Hai who wants everyone to remember their faces. Hello everyone!" The following is the name of Yi Gu Tian.  Lianhai called the two of them, and listened to what Yiguotian said: "Speaking of this history, the two of them were not good friends during the Chu and Han Dynasties." Lianhai said: "Who is it?" Yiguotian: "That's the one  Liu Bang and Xiang Yu. " Ji Lianhai: "Speaking of Xiang Yu, I will tell you that Xiang Yu is actually three brothers. " Yi Gutian: "What are the names of the other two?  Hai: "Item rain, item fog and item wind." "Like rain", "like fog" and "like wind"?  ?  ?  Wang Xu found it interesting after hearing this.  Laughing loudly.  The laughter did not affect the performance of the two, and the performance continued.  Yi Gu Tian: "If you want to say so, Liu Bang has seven brothers." Ji Lianhai: "I have never heard that Liu Bang and Calabash Baby are close buddies." Yi Gu Tian: "These seven brothers are, Liu -  "Bang Bang Bang Bang, Bang Bang!" "I'll go, Da Zhangwei. Can you continue to fool around?" The big guy complained while applauding.  Yi Guotian continued: "Liu Bang and Xiang Yu, they were on the battlefield. It was snowing heavily that day. They were wearing golden armor and thongs on the bottom!"  "Broken?" Yi Gu Tian: "It doesn't matter, it's a thong." "What are these?" Ji Lianhai said, "Teacher Yi, I usually tell everyone about history, so let's talk about it."  Let¡¯s make a change today. Can you act out history for everyone?¡± Yi Guotian: ¡°It coincides with each other. This is really the result of ¡®your five hundred times of looking back in the past life, in exchange for our fattened cow in this life¡¯.  " "Five hundred times of looking back at you in the past life, you have become our fattened cow in this life." Wang Xu couldn't help but laugh a few times after hearing this rather nonsensical statement. He was still able to control it.  Xie Na and He Jiong smiled and swayed back and forth.  ??Everyone quickly became quiet again and watched the performance.  Ji Lianhai: "Okay. Next, we will ask the sound effects teacher to cooperate with us, so the effect will be better." Yi Guotian: "Please." After that.  The first round begins.  A video of the confrontation between the two armies appeared on the big screen, and the narration had a movie-like quality: "Speaking of the conflict between Chu and Han, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu are about to fight fiercely to determine the outcome." Since it is a historical performance, there are props.  Both men were holding a wooden sword and were confronting each other with "murderous intent".  Yi Gu Tian shouted: "Liu Bang!" Ji Mianhai showed no sign of weakness.  He also shouted: "Xiang Yu!" Yi Gu Tian: "How dare you kill my soldiers!" Ji Lianhai: "You are even more bold, how dare you steal my QQ account!" (A message box appeared on the big screen, and QQ was offline.  Notice: The password you entered is wrong. The reason may be: your account was hacked by Da Zhangwei. ) Yizuotian: "You snatched my simple noodle seasoning packet!" Ji Lianhai: "You Yu Ji is in the circle of friends.  You scold me, but you dare to like it!¡± Another WeChat message appeared on the big screen - Yu Ji: It¡¯s shameful to steal the seasoning bag!  Xiang Yu: Well said!    Yu Ji: How did you eat that noodle later?  "Pfft~~Hahaha!" This paragraph.  Made everyone laugh.  Anyway, Wang Xu was smiling on the table in front of him.  People in the audience were laughing so hard that the two people on the stage were not affected in any way. They devoted themselves to the performance.  Yi Gu Tian: "So what?" Ji Mian Hai: "Then I will take your life today!" Yi Gu Tian: "If you want my life, you must be gentler." There was a smell of gunpowder between the two people.  At the same time, the information of the two contestants who were about to face off was displayed on the big screen.  Information 1: Liu Bang Hobby: Stealing instant noodle seasoning packets Favorite object: Sister Na Marital status: I won¡¯t tell you Friendship declaration: Boys who love to laugh will not have bad luck Information 2: Xiang Yu Hobby: Stealing QQ accounts Favorite object: Yu Ji Marriage  Status: Still working hard. Declaration of friendship: Yu Ji is gentle and elegant. She can do two flips in a somersault. "Swipeswipeswipe" The two people were already fighting, with swords going back and forth. Suddenly, a cup  Tian Shou paused: "Wait a minute, why does your sword make the sound of a spring?" Ji Lianhai: "This is normal. Do you think the two of them can fight if the negotiation doesn't go bad?" "Oh.  , I really like what you said." As Yizuotian spoke, he touched his lips with one finger, looking so charming.  His appearance immediately made many people laugh. Wang Xu smiled and touched the bar, leaning on the chair.  It is indeed the trump card of the show, and the laughs come one after another.  At this time, Ji Lianhai said: "Next, I will add lighting effects to you, so the effect will be better." Yi Guotian said: "Can the lighting teacher do it?" OK, the second round begins.  Ji Lianhai: "Xiang Yu, I want your life!" Yi Guotian: "If you want my life, you should be smarter." After the two said harsh words, the sound on the field suddenly changed, and a lingering love song sounded.  got up.  "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old together with you." Along with the singing, the two grown men who were originally fighting each other danced with each other, exchanged glances, and began to tease each other with words.  Yigu Tianjiao shouted: "LiuBang" Ji Lianhai shyly replied: "Hey, Mr. Xiang~~" What did Liu Bang call Xiang Yu?  Mr. Xianggong!  !  ?  Fortunately, Wang Xu didn't drink the drink in front of him, otherwise he would have vomited it out, but he still laughed so hard that he bumped into Li Weijia next to him while swinging.  As for the others who laughed exaggeratedly, Xie Na stood up and sat down again.  Yi Guotian on the stage also heard something was wrong, and quickly shouted: "Wait a moment! How come Liu Bang and Xiang Yu are fighting like they are in love?" Ji Lianhai: "Teacher Yi, don't be surprised, although  The lighting teacher is a big man, but he also has pink memories. " Yi Gu Tian: "Teacher, can you give us the spotlight, because the spotlight is sharp!" Ji Lian Hai: "Then let's give us the sharpest spotlight.  Is that okay?" Then a beam of light shone on the background wall of the stage, and the third round began again.  Ji Lianhai: "Xiang Yu, I want your life!" Yi Gu Tian: "If you want my life, you must be more tender." "Swipeswipeswipe" The two people fought again  He got up, swords came and went, and suddenly - the sword in Ji Mianhai's hand made the sound of a machine gun, and shot Yiguotian to death in a sudden burst.  Ji Lianhai: "What a pleasure!" Yi Guotian: "Why does your sword make the sound of a machine gun?" Ji Lianhai: "It doesn't matter, come on, fall down in the light zone, come on! Fall down in the light zone, fall down  "The light area." "What's in the light area? I'll pour it into the hard drive for you!" "What's the matter? What light do you want?"  It must move, the light didn't move at all just now." Ji Lianhai: "It doesn't matter, let the light move!" "Okay, the fourth round.  ¡°Swipeswipeswipe¡± Nothing happened this time, and it¡¯s worth it!  Game-over!  Ji Lianhai: ¡°Congratulations to audience member No. 38 for winning Xiang Yu¡¯s life.¡±"Okay!" "Great!" "Applause, applause!" Everyone applauded the two people's wonderful show, and the four spectators stood up.  ¡¾There is only one chapter today.  ¡¿(My novel "Wang Dachui's Big Movie" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lucky draw gift for everyone! Open WeChat now, click the "+" sign on the upper right "Add a friend"  ", search the public account "qdread" and follow it, hurry up!) (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
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