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Volume 1 Chapter 189 Wangcai and Xiaoqiang

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    On the street, Mrs. Hua Tai took four maids of spring, summer, autumn and winter and hundreds of servants to worship gods and offer incense. They lined up in a long queue, attracting many passers-by to watch.  "Today Mrs. Hua Tai brought her maids Sixiang to offer incense." "I heard that all of them are gods descended to earth, especially Qiuxiang." Tang Bohu heard everyone's discussion and asked: "Where?  One? Which one is it?¡± ¡°That, that!¡± Zhou Wenbin and Wen Zhengming shouted at the same time: ¡°Qiu Xiang~~~~~~~~~¡± A slim woman in the team looked back.  With a smile, she is Qiuxiang played by Liu Shishi. She is really beautiful.  But Tang Bohu did say: "This is very ordinary, nothing wrong!?" Zhou Wenbin said: "Don't worry, brother Bohu, you have to know that beauty, like flowers, needs green leaves to set off her beauty.  "She's so charming, why don't you take another look?"? After saying that, Zhou Wenbin and Wen Zhengming shouted at the same time: "Beauty~~~~~~~~~~~~~?" All the maids in the palace turned around, and Tang Bohu saw that Qiuxiang was surrounded by people.  Ugly women, or a group of shemales.  Tang Bohu was shocked: "Wow~~ Looking at it again, she is really as beautiful as a fairy? Let's go to the temple immediately and take action!" So after arriving at the temple, the four talented men dressed up as beggars.  ? ¡°It¡¯s up to you! ¡°Follow-me!  When the next opportunity comes, let's go up together and plunder.  ?¡± The foreign sentence ¡°follow-me¡± burst out from Tang Bohu¡¯s mouth is funny, but you think it is reasonable. This is the charm of Wang¡¯s or Zhou¡¯s comedy, which makes you forget its rationality in the joy. Zhou¡¯s comedy  It has the same charm as a cartoon, which prevents you from thinking about rationality, just like you definitely don¡¯t think about Xiong Er. The two bears can talk, sing, and dance! Maybe this is why there is no thought.  With such constraints, he could create something as unconstrained as possible, which would have made him the king of comedy. Otherwise, the actor and director would have had the courage to adapt "Journey to the West" and "The Deer and the Cauldron" and achieve no less than the original work.  Back to the film, Qiu Xiang¡¯s loving smile hit Tang Bohu like Cupid¡¯s arrow. Tang Bohu finally found his ideal, and that was Qiu Xiang. At this time, Mrs. Hua went to chat with Master Zhengyi, the host of the temple.  Help Mrs. Hua ask for a peace sign? Just as Qiu Xiang was kneeling on the ground asking for a sign, Tang Bohu appeared. "Ahah" Tang Bohu thought for a while and then walked towards Qiuxiang.  ¡°Miss, do you want to worship God?  ?¡± Qiuxiang glanced at Tang Bohu and nodded. Tang Bohu smiled and said, ¡°Okay.  If you worship God more often, God will naturally bless you.  ?" At this moment, a lottery ticket fell to the ground. ? "I'll do it.  " Tang Bohu quickly picked it up, but instead of giving it to Qiuxiang, he used his invincible combination of skills to pick up girls - a handsome man's smile + cuteness + a man who is not mean and a woman who doesn't love him. " Hey Hey  .Hey" Usually when a woman wins the double skill of poetry and painting, the romantic and unruly Tang Bohu's combination of skills will basically be knocked out, but suddenly there is a voice of "Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~  " A monk appeared and kicked Tang Bohu away. "ko!!!" Tang Bohu was kicked out of the temple. He didn't know what was going on. The monk appeared in front of him and took out a plaque.  As soon as it was played, the scene of being kicked away was classic, but it was not classic enough. The audience had not recovered from the laughter, and it was the most classic scene in the film.  Entering the temple again, Qiuxiang had already left, so he immediately chased him out to the pier and asked a boatman to chase the official boat of Washington. This boatman was played by Qian Feng in the "The Gambler" series.  It left a deep impression on people, and his popularity soared like a rocket. Now his salary for TV series has reached 100,000 per episode, and his salary for movies has reached 800,000 per episode. His net worth is more than that of joining Golden Hammer Film and Television Studio.  Three times. The resources invested by the studio in Qian Feng are also worth it. Last year, Qian Feng participated in three TV series and three advertisements, returning more than 6 million in profits to the studio. This year it is expected to be more than three times.  Tens of millions. Among the Tiantian Brothers, he is already more popular than Ou Di. There are even rumors that Qian Feng is quitting "Tian Tian Shang Shang" to concentrate on his acting career. At this time, the audience saw Qian.  Feng came out, and his interest increased again. "Brother, let me chase the official ship of Washington.  ?" Tang Bohu said to the boatman while jumping on the boat.  "Okay! Master, be careful!?" The boatman said: "Master, you really know your stuff. There are so many boats, but you chose my boat. I'm famous for being fast."? "  "Really?" "Of course." "Hey~~~Your boat is sinking!" Tang Bohu was shocked. The boat was really sinking, and the water was up to his waist.  "Didn't I say that sinking sinks quickly?" "Stop making trouble, I'm in a hurry, brother!" "Looking at you, I know you are chasing Qiuxiang." "How do you know?  ?¡± ¡°I¡¯ve seen a lot of wealthy young men like you, but just walking around in front of Washington, let¡¯s forget about it.¡± ¡°What¡¯s your trick?¡±  "You have to find a way to sneak into Washington." "Then you can teach me two tricks, please." "There are tricks, let's see if you can get on the road." "Listen to big brother in everything.  " "Are you all ears~~~~~~~`?" The two cargoes, including the people and the boat, sank into the water.  The camera switched and Tang Bohu, who had changed his clothes, and the boatman played by Qian Feng appeared pushing a wooden cart in front of the West Gate of Washington.  At this time, Tang Bohu reminded the boatman: "Hey~~~The show is about to take place. I'll beat you to death later and you can't move." The boatman said: "You said you should give me all the money from the sale. Don't be a swindler." Tang Bohu  Said: "With your wisdom, can I fool you?" The boatman thought for a while and said, "That's true." After saying that, the boatman lay down in the car and pretended to be dead.  Tang Bohu held up a sign saying "Sell your body to bury your father." He knelt beside the car and shouted: "Neighbors, come quickly. The newly minted filial son is afraid of selling, so why don't you come and take a look if you don't want to sell?"  Shouting, Qiuxiang and Sister Shiliu, the Washington maid, opened the door and came out.  Sister Shiliu saw Tang Bohu and asked, "This little brother came here early in the morning to sell his body to bury his father. Isn't it too unlucky?" Tang Bohu said, "I don't want to either." Qiu Xiang glanced at Tang Bohu,  He asked curiously: "We have met somewhere, right? You look kind-hearted." "It is said that we have known each other before we met, please take pity on me, two sisters!" Tang Bohu started crying, but he cried in an exaggerated way.  "It's so miserable! We happen to be short of a servant, and I think¡ª¡ª" Before Sister Shiliu could finish her words, a miserable cry came out: "I'm so miserable, selling myself to bury my whole family!?" Everyone turned around to look for him.  Looking at the sound, another person came, pushing a wooden cart.  There were six dead people in the car, and this man was vomiting blood. It was extremely miserable!  ¡°Oh my God!¡± ¡°Holy shit!¡± ¡°Pfft~~¡± Don¡¯t get me wrong, these sounds were not made by the people in the video, but by the audience.  Six dead people lay in a row, with a wooden board covering it, which read, "Sold to bury the whole family. Unfortunately, my father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, and aunt died. The family is extremely poor, and now I voluntarily sell myself to pay for the burial. I hope my father and fellow villagers can help me."  Thank you!¡± The director used close-ups here.  It looked so bad, so miserable, so damn so damn funny that it took a few seconds for everyone to notice that this actor was Xiao Ai's guest appearance.  ¡°No way?!?¡± Tang Bohu¡¯s reaction was the same as the audience¡¯s.  Xiao Ai cried out sadly: "You two girls, please take pity on me. All six members of my family died in one night. I am infected with tenth grade tuberculosis. Half for sale and half for free, just buy me!" Qiuxiang moved with compassion.  With a heart, he said: "Oh, Pomegranate, you see he is much more pitiful. Let's buy him back to Washington, okay?" "Then buy him." Tang Bohu saw that the atmosphere was not right, and said quickly: "  Sister, I came first. ?" Qiuxiang said: "Isn't it a matter of arrival?" Sister Shiliu agreed: "Yes, there are six deaths in my family, and I miss you too.  Help you, but I¡¯m really in trouble?¡± ¡°But I¡¯m miserable too?¡± ¡°What¡¯s worse than him, tell me quickly?¡± ¡°I¡­I¡­this¡­  This" Tang Bohu hesitated, what was wrong with him, so he stretched out ten fingers, "Look, I haven't cut my nails in the past few days, and they are full of black mud. Isn't this miserable enough?  " "Woof woof~~" At this time, the puppy next to Xiao Ai suddenly died.  "WangcaiWangcaiWangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you followed me like this"Years ago, you were kind to me and treated me with sincerity, but now I haven't even given you a full meal. I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!  ?" Tang Bohu saw Xiao Ai crying in pain. He saw a cockroach on the ground and shouted, "Be careful!  " Sister Pomegranate was frightened and retreated, trampling the cockroach to death. Tang Bohu immediately cried and was distraught: "Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I depend on you and share the joys and sorrows.  For so many years, I have taught and raised you as if I were my own flesh and blood. I never expected that today, a white-haired person would give a black-haired person to you! ?" To be honest, he is really miserable, and Tang Bohu is fake. It is so obvious that he is fake. It makes me cry!  Fake.  But it is this strong contrast and contrast, coupled with the superb acting skills of Xiao Ai and Wang Xu, that makes people laugh.  For a few seconds, the scene was drowned in laughter, which made many viewers unable to hear clearly what Pomegranate and Qiuxiang were saying. Many people bought tickets to watch another movie in order to rewatch this episode.  "Damn it!" Xiao Ai put down Wangcai and walked to Tang Bohu. Tang Bohu threw away Xiaoqiang and stood up, and the two confronted each other.  "Brother, stop making trouble. Look at how clean you are. Go in and put on makeup before you come back. Look at me, my life is dead and my hands are full of sores. How can you be worse than me?"? "Don't follow me."  I can't bear to be compared with you!" "So what if I compete with you?" "Are you forcing me?" "Can you be worse than me?"  Tang Bohu suddenly picked up a stick and broke his arm.  "Oh, you said your hands are full of sores, and now my whole hand is broken, who is worse than the other!?" "Are you having too much fun?!"? "I have sex with you today  !¡± The man also got angry and said, ¡°I¡¯ll play with you to the end! Damn it, come on!¡± As he said this, he smashed his head with a stick, and blood immediately flowed out.  "Want to play with me? I don't even care about my life. Let's see how you compare with me! Who dares to be worse than me?!" With a plop, he fell to the ground and died.  "Hahahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again. In contrast, Zhao Benshan, Wang Bo, Xu Zheng and other comedy stars were laughing while thinking about why the film made everyone laugh, and wondering about Wang  The strengths of Xu's performance.  ??Among them, Zhao Benshan is a leading figure in the comedy industry, with such a brilliant vision.  The video has been playing for 32 minutes, and he has completely seen the charm of Wang Xu's performance, yes, the charm.  ¡°The audience laughed almost every tens of seconds, and there was a laugh every few minutes. Even he himself thought it was wonderful.  Zhao Benshan compared "Laughing in the River" with this film in his mind, and found that there is the same gap between adults and children learning to talk.  He was comparing his beloved disciple Xiao Shen Yang with Wang Xu.  "Little Shen Yang is very talented and a talented comedian, but at this moment Wang Xu has surpassed the category of genius, and he can already be called a master." Zhao Benshan raised Wang Xu to the level of himself in his heart  Same height.  At this time, in addition to Zhao Benshan who had many thoughts in his mind, Wang Bo and Xu Zheng also had complicated thoughts.  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
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