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Volume 1 Chapter 187 Your Lifeblood

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    Zhu Zhishan, one of the four great talents, came to see Tang Bohu. "Ah, Brother Tang!?" "Hey, Brother Zhu!?" Suddenly, Zhu Zhishan's tone changed and he shouted: "Brother Tang, help!?" Tang Bohu seemed to have been there early.  He expected it and was not surprised at all, and said: "It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost cleanly in the casino again?" "My parents gave birth to me, and it is Brother Tang who knows me!" "Among the four great talents in Jiangnan  , Brother Zhu is the most free and easy, everyone knows it! It is said that when the wind blows away the egg shells, people will be happy. This is your motto, Brother Zhu, isn't it? " "Reward, reward, but compared to Brother Tang's uninhibited style, I can only fall behind.  Right!?" "Hahahaha!" Tang Bohu laughed a few times, and suddenly his face changed: "It's just that, brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days, and when you lose all, you come to call for help, you always do this.  Isn¡¯t that a solution?¡± ¡°You have insight, this is what I want to do. This time I lost all I could lose in my life, a total of 300,000 taels. I hope Brother Tang will draw three for me.¡±  Ten paintings, let me pay off my debt and save my life!" Chen Baixiang's acting skills are considered gold medal in supporting roles in this film, not inferior to Wu Mengda. Such shameless words coming from his mouth are very humorous, which is not a fan.  Laughed.  But the laughter quickly died out because they were afraid that they would laugh too loudly and not be able to hear the wonderful conversation between Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan.  At this time, Tang Bohu turned his back and said angrily: "You bastard, you treat this place as a charity hall? You want 300,000 taels? No need to talk!?" With a plop, Zhu Zhishan knelt down and hugged Tang Bohu's thigh, "Don't be like this.  Well, it's all my fault. I'm kowtowing and admitting my mistake now. If you don't want me to lend you jade balls to enjoy yourself, you should also think about the fact that I have made a lot of money selling your paintings in the past few years.  Well! Now the brothers outside are saying that if I don¡¯t get thirty paintings, please help me! ?¡± ¡°Three pillars of incense?  If my brother doesn't take care of you, I will definitely write an elegiac couplet for you in your mourning hall. If you write that you are guilty of death, if you write that of death, you will not regret it! It's your choice! ?" "Bohu, don't be so cruel, okay?  Poisonous oath. If I gamble again, I will let the ugliest woman in the world be raped every night until my body is completely broken. Is that okay?" "Ah?" Tang Bohu was shocked: "Such a tragic oath.  Can you tell me? Okay, I¡¯ll help you again! Come here, the Four Treasures of the Study will be waiting for you!" Soon, the servants of the Tang Mansion prepared the Four Treasures of the Study, and several pieces of white paper tens of meters long were spread out.  on the ground.  Spliced ??together, it seems that Tang Bohu is going to paint a huge painting.  Also, how can two hundred thousands of paintings be worthwhile?  Zhu Zhishan felt that he was saved and began to flatter him: "Brother Tang is so loyal and courageous, and so heroic and loyal!" "Stop talking nonsense and take off your clothes!" "Ah?! Take off your clothes?" Zhu Zhishan didn't understand why.  The audience didn't understand that he had to take off his clothes, and everyone became curious.  So the audience in this time and space was very lucky to appreciate a classic fragment in the classic work of the King of Comedy - Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's body to paint.  ??Besides, Zhu Zhishan doesn¡¯t understand.  But he still took off his clothes obediently and only wore a hat.  He was covering his little brother with both hands, looking very ugly.  Some viewers were shocked by Zhu Zhishan¡¯s appearance.  "Hey, what are you doing?" Zhu Zhishan asked Tang Bohu with a confused look.  What answered him was a basin of ink from Tang Bohu, and Zhu Zhishan was drenched in ink from head to toe.  The exciting and cheerful music started playing. Tang Bohu picked up a thick brush and stuck it into Zhu Zhishan's mouth, and then displayed his miraculous painting skills.  Tang Bohu was able to control Zhu Zhishan's body with only a brush in his hand.  Sometimes he would beat his hands and feet on the white paper, and sometimes he would sit on the paper, leaving marks of various parts of Zhu Zhishan's body on the white paper.  "Ahohah" Zhu Zhishan didn't know whether he was frightened or beaten, he kept screaming.  Finally, he was thrown out of the white paper and was caught by two servants, already frothing at the mouth.  Almost played to death.  And Tang Bohu¡¯s painting is not finished yet.  I saw Tang Bohu performing extremely light kung fu, like a flying butterfly dancing on the paper, and finally landed firmly on the ground after some flips.  Tang Bohu picked up a cup of tea on the desk and took a sip of tea.  "Pfft~~" The tea was sprayed on the white paper. An ordinary, messy painting suddenly turned into something magical, becoming a picture of "an eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world."  In the video, my wife Zhu Zhishan was dumbfounded, at the scene outside the video and at the Taipei branchAll the spectators present were stunned.  "Oh my god, it's so exciting! It's so funny!" "Holy shit, I can't find any words to describe it!" "It's wonderful, isn't it!" Some viewers started to shout loudly, while some others didn't realize it.  Some opened their mouths, some in the audience widened their eyes.  "Wonderful!" The exclamations of Xu Zheng, Guo Degang, Feng Xiaogang and others came from the table next to Wang Xu.  Wang Xu turned his head and took a look, just in time to see Liu Dehua, and Wu Zongxian gave him a thumbs up at the same time.  Wang Xu smiled proudly, and felt completely relaxed. Finally, his hard work did not disgrace the classics.  He knew that he had succeeded and successfully copied the classic.  Soon the scene became silent again. The movie was so beautiful. Everyone was watching the movie attentively, not wanting to miss any wonderful moment.  At this time, Zhu Zhishan in the film came to life again, and asked curiously: "It's really amazing, even if you beat me to death, it's worth it? What kind of magic is this?"? "Isn't it spectacular?" Tang Bohu said proudly: "  This is called The Eagle Spreading Its Wings and Swallowing the World. This painting is enough to compensate for your three hundred thousand taels. Please don¡¯t bother me again.¡± Zhu Zhishan was very satisfied and said, ¡°That¡¯s for sure, but?  What I admire most about Brother Tang is that he can turn the two points on my chest into a flower, my palms into a tree, my butt into a stone, my front feet to sit on a cloud, and my back feet to make a mountain."? "Hey, that majestic eagle is made of me.  Which part of the body was painted?" Zhu Zhishan discovered the new world and pointed to the majestic eagle painted on the paper.  Tang Bohu glanced at his crotch and said, "I'm using your lifeblood." "Hi~~" Zhu Zhishan was very proud and danced: "As expected, he is majestic, passionate, and lifelike.  "Awesome!"? "I'm talking about the little bug in the eagle's beak. How can it be so majestic and passionate?" Tang Bohu said with contempt and left.  Zhu Zhishan was stunned.  Suddenly Zhu Zhishan grinned and said: "Yeah, hey, it even has a hook!" "Hahahahahaha!" When they saw this, almost everyone, regardless of celebrities or ordinary movie fans, burst into laughter.  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
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