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Volume 5 Lucy and "Days of Future Past" Chapter 61 Jokes

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    ps: Solemn statement: The views expressed in this article are all based on the author¡¯s wild speculation. Do not substitute, argue, ponder, or hold accountable.  Just like the chapter title, read it jokingly.  Wang Yuanzhi is a disciple of Tao Hongjing, the founder of Maoshan. He can also be regarded as one of the masters of Maoshan Taoism. However, this name is quite unfamiliar to Jing Tianlai, so he couldn't get it right for a while.  Before Jing Tian could think deeply, the name announced by the irascible old man really made him surprised.  "Unfilial descendants, Ning Daoqi, the direct disciple of Palm Peak, comes to meet the Taoist ancestor!" The grumpy old Taoist said in a respectful tone. He bowed down and announced his name.  ¡­ ¡­ Jing Tian stared at Ning Daoqi¡¯s bun and said nothing for a long time. Seeing this, Wang Yuanzhi couldn¡¯t help but feel worried.  In Wang Yuanzhi¡¯s view, Jing Tian must have deduced something from his senior brother¡¯s Taoist name, so the mistakes Ning Daoqi had committed before may have entered the eyes of Jing Tian, ??the Taoist ancestor.  Seeing this, Wang Yuanzhi didn't care whether he was being rude or not. He quickly kowtowed to the ground and cried out pitifully: "Disciple, please be brave, please ask Taoist ancestor to save my senior brother." Jing Tian came back to his senses and couldn't help but look at Ning Daoqi again, who didn't get up.  After a quick glance, he spoke slowly: "Get up and speak." "Disciple, I obey." Wang Yuanzhi and Ning Daoqi straightened their upper bodies again.  "To the Taoist ancestor, my senior brother was harmed by Hu Xie. Please ask the Taoist ancestor to relieve my senior brother from the curse." Wang Yuanzhi lamented.  "Oh?" Jing Tian looked at Ning Daoqi, released his spiritual consciousness, and scanned the other person's body, only to frown.  "Seed of will? Someone actually planted a restriction in your mind?" Jing Tian looked at Ning Daoqi with some dissatisfaction and said, "How did you practice?" Ning Daoqi felt guilty when he heard this and was ashamed to speak.  Wang Yuanzhi was secretly happy, because he saw that Jing Tian had no intention of getting angry, so he quickly continued to explain on his behalf: "Taozu Rong is kind, but senior brother had no choice but to fall into Hu Xie's plot without checking!"  Jing Tian thought about it after hearing this, and at the same time he made calculations with his right hand. Combining various signs in the original work, he soon roughly guessed the reason.  Putting down his right hand, Jing Tian's face became even more unkind, and he said in a cold tone: "What an 'Emperor on the Peak', what a Cihang Jingzhai." "Daozu is merciful!" Wang Yuanzhi thought to himself, "Daozu has really figured it out," and quickly bowed down again.  .  "Disciple is unfilial!" Ning Daoqi also knelt down in the same way, his tone full of grief and anger: "I was controlled by those 'mothers and maids and prostitutes', and I have lost the face of my Taoist family! Please give me a punishment from the Taoist ancestor" "Be specific." Jing added to his sleeves  With a light wave, Wang Yuanzhi and Ning Daoqi could not help but straighten their upper bodies.  The eyes of the two of them shone with surprise. You must know that they were the 'great masters' in the world, but in front of Jing Tian, ??they couldn't even wave their sleeves.  They were excited and cheering in their hearts, but after all, the two of them had lived for so many years, and of course they were able to restrain their emotions. Therefore, apart from their more rosy complexions, they did not show any exaggerated expressions.  "Taoist Rongzhen." This time it was Ning Daoqi who spoke, holding the Tao seal with both hands and saying with a guilty expression: "Back then, in order to get rid of the predicament of our Taoist family, the disciple wanted to detect the reality of Hu Xie, so he went to the Emperor's Peak.  "Go up and take a look at the Supreme Sword Code. I never thought that there was a 'great master' hidden in the sword code." At this point, Ning Daoqi couldn't help but grit his teeth and gasped angrily before continuing.  : "Although the disciple wiped out that will, both sides were harmed. He carved the forbidden seed in his own martial arts will!" When Ning Daoqi told the story, Jing Tian was also observing the 'forbidden seed' in the opponent's mind.  At this time, he already understood the principle, so he answered: "But since then, you have been controlled by the same technique as the sword canon, right?" "Daozu is aware of it!" Ning Daoqi shook his head, his expression  Ashamed and angry, he seemed to roar: "Normally, the disciple's martial arts will has no influence, but those who practice the 'Cihang Sword Code' can damage the disciple's Dao heart! If our Dao sect was not in crisis, the disciple would have ended it on his own.  Just die to apologize!" "You are very entangled with cause and effect." Jing Tian narrowed his eyes slightly: "Then what did they force you to do?" "" Ning Daoqi was silent, and then he gritted his teeth.  "Huh?" Jing Tian's nasal voice rose.  "Taozu Rong!" Seeing this, Wang Yuanzhi hurriedly intervened, saluted and explained: "Senior brother is exaggerating. He was only forced by those Hu Xies to hinder the emperor's two eastern expeditions!" Ning Daoqi, who was afraid of self-blame, would continue to act nonsense  What, so Wang Yuanzhi hurriedly continued to explain: "When today's emperor wants to conquer Goryeo, the most difficult thing is that there is a great master of swordsmanship in Goryeo. Originally, among the imperial courtThere is a master who can restrain him, but that master has a shady background. He is a descendant of hundreds of schools of thought and the incarnation of the current leader of the demon sect.  " Having reached this point in one breath, Wang Yuanzhi took a breath and slowed down his tone: "Therefore, Hu Xie forced his senior brother to go after the master during the emperor's two expeditions, and even more so.  This is the righteousness of destroying demons.  But in fact, it was just to thwart the imperial court's Eastern Expedition!  Let the Goryeo Grandmaster, without any opponent, charge into the army and kill generals at any time" "Shi Zhixuan" Jing Tian suddenly came over. "Taozu's divine calculation!  "Wang Yuanzhi was stunned and quickly bowed down again. Jing Tian frowned again, and then looked at the angry Ning Daoqi: "According to my calculations, the current dynasty has the fortune of three eastern expeditions.  " "Tao Ancestor divine calculation.  Ning Dao wondered: "Just now, the group of prostitutes sent a message again, saying that the three conquests of the dynasty are imminent, asking me to go out again to hunt down Shi Zhixuan who is hiding in the court" "If I don't come out, what will you do?"  Care about it?  "Jing Tian asked. "Return to Dao Ancestor.  Ning Daoqi sighed slightly: "Now that the Taoist sect is weak, the disciples dare not renounce themselves easily, so they have no choice but to remain guilty. While doing perfunctory things to Hu Xie, they also plan with other Taoist friends to 'praise and kill' Hu Xie."  count.  " Ning Dao Qi finished, and then explained: "Today's imperial court has no continued trend, and the world is in chaos again.  Our disciples estimate that the world may change to a new dynasty.  If this comes true, the new dynasty will definitely be extremely taboo against Hu Xie's religion, its power to influence the world, and its ability to assign the power of Taoism. By then, although our Taoism will only survive in dozens of ways, it will definitely regain its momentum and reverse the trend in the future.  Dilemma.  " "It can be regarded as a good strategy.  " Jing Tian slowly nodded, approving in his heart. After all, history is there. Since Li Tang founded a new dynasty, didn't he immediately suppress Buddhism and promote Taoism? He even worshiped Lao Tzu as his ancestor and considered himself a descendant of Lao Tzu. "Buddha.  " Jing Tian sighed softly and shook his head repeatedly, feeling even worse. Let's start from the beginning. Hoover entered the Central Plains during the Han Dynasty, but it was not recognized by the world at that time. There is no good thing about Buddhism being invisible and lurking. But after the Wei and Jin Dynasties,  , Buddhism suddenly flourished in the troubled times, recruiting disciples all over the world, and confusing the believers with its teachings, causing the descendants of the Han Dynasty to lose their blood. In this way, faced with the chaos of the Five Hus and Sixteen Kingdoms,  In fact, no one stood up to fight against the Hu people for more than a hundred years. As a result, the Han people in the world were once reduced to "two-legged sheep". The Han people in that period were treated as slaves by the Hu people, but they were treated as livestock during war.  It can be used to transport supplies and be used as military rations. Regardless of men, women, old or young, their bodies have been turned into meat in the pot After the stability of the Southern and Northern Dynasties, the Northern Wei and Northern Zhou Dynasties were afraid that their subjects would also be deceived.  He was bloodless, so he destroyed Buddhism twice. After the establishment of the Sui Dynasty, the world was peaceful, and the Han people were able to recuperate and recuperate. However, Buddhism was ready to move again, and it immediately came back to Kyushu after the imperial court had no intention of destroying Buddhism.  Throughout the world, Buddhism is reviving its profession and inducing people to amass money. At the same time, it is not engaged in production, but it is building magnificent temples. After many years, there are almost no wooden Buddha statues in the world's temples.  No matter how big the Buddha statues are, they are almost all plated with gold paint. What's more, the Buddha statues are simply made of gold During the Sui Dynasty, the Han people were gradually recovering from their wounds, but after being looted by Hoover, all people in the world suddenly became famous.  Once again, the people had no money and food, so they had no choice but to rely on the wealthy families for a living. As a result, the noble families gradually became stronger and stronger.  Sui Ting became perfunctory. Then, Yang Guang was "eager for success" and made big moves one after another. The reforms threatened the interests of the aristocratic families. Of course, the aristocratic families could not let Yang Guang continue to "play nonsense", and all kinds of dirty things suddenly happened.  The water was poured on Yang Guang, and eventually the world was in chaos again. As the successors of "Shi Hui" Yang Guang's achievements, Li Tang naturally discovered the dirt of Buddhism and recognized the source of the chaos in Buddhism.  However, at the beginning of the new dynasty, Li Tang had to deal with the head and tail of the aristocratic family, and at the same time faced the threat of Turks, so he could only put down the matter of dealing with Buddhism. However, Li Tang worshiped his ancestor Laozi, raised the status of Taoism in the world, and encouraged Taoism.  To suppress Buddhism, it gradually suppressed the momentum of Buddhism. Originally, Li Tang had suppressed Buddhism to the point where he had to use "Xuan Zang's quest for scriptures" and "Jian Zhen's eastward journey" to improve his reputation. Unexpectedly, another one came out.  Wu Zetian greatly promoted Buddhism, and the results are self-evident. Although "Wuzong of the Tang Dynasty" destroyed Buddhism again, all people in the world have died.?Once again, it was completely wiped out by Buddhism, and signs of troubled times reappeared. Soon, Tang Dynasty was destroyed.  After that, the Song Dynasty also began to suppress Buddhism and promote Taoism. At the end of the Song Dynasty, Buddhism was vigorously promoted and the country was destroyed.  Yuan Dynasty, with the help of Tibetan Buddhism, the Han people were almost exterminated.  It is clear that although Buddhism has been planned, it is only for the balance of Buddhism and Taoism and cannot be suppressed.  From the common people to the bureaucrats and scholars, everyone takes pride in studying Buddhism and creating new works.  As a result, officials are not doing their jobs properly.  Although the Zhu family has a high moral integrity of "no marriage, no indemnity, no cession of territory, no tribute, the emperor guards the gates of the country, and the king dies in the country", the king alone is unable to save the day.  Even the Manchu Qing Dynasty started to promote Buddhism from the beginning until Cixi, who called herself "Lafayette".  There is no need to elaborate on the details and subsequent events.  Throughout history, this ¡®Buddha¡¯ is really interesting.  "Indignant nonsense, all monarchs should laugh, or think deeply Go ahead if you are afraid" Come back.  And Jing Tian smoothed the term "Buddhism" in his mind, and as a result, his mood became even worse.  Don¡¯t you, the Chinese Han people, have your own beliefs?  Do you have to believe in Buddhism?  In fact, this is not the case. The Chinese people have faith, but!  What we believe in is our ancestors, Yan and Huang!  This belief is too heavy to be spoken lightly.  Therefore, the people of China can only take a step back and preach Taoism and Buddhism.  However, Taoism is too aloof. Throughout history, Taoism has always stayed away from the world. No matter what the world is like, just don¡¯t disturb me and I will become an immortal. How can I have the intention to enter the world to spread the teachings and educate all people Okay  , hold on, let¡¯s talk again.  While Jing Tian was deep in thought, neither Wang Yuanzhi nor Ning Daoqi dared to speak out, and even their breathing was carefully suppressed.  It wasn¡¯t until Jing Tian came back to his senses that the two of them slowly exhaled.  "Ning Daoqi." Jing Tian said calmly.  "The disciple is here." Ning Daoqi straightened his body.  "Has the plan changed this time? Or have you lost your peace?" Jing Tian asked.  "Return to Dao Ancestor." Ning Dao nodded in wonder: "This time's obstruction of the Eastern Expedition plan is indeed different from the previous two times. However, Hu Xie saw that his disciples were perfunctory twice, and this time he decided to send the 'Four Holy Monks' to accompany his disciples.  , Shi Zhixuan must be killed with one attack!" "It's not good to continue to let go, that's why you are so angry." Jing Tian nodded, and then raised his hand: "Come forward!" Ning Daoqi's eyes lit up.  , suppressing his excitement, he kneeled in front of Jing Tian, ??his face full of eagerness.  "Hmph, the will of martial arts and the clear heart of the sword, aren't they my Chinese way? Mozi Yuanzong personally declared it in front of me back then." Jing Tian looked at Ning Daoqi's forehead and hummed softly: "When did you become them?  It¡¯s something from Buddhism.¡± After saying this, Jing Tian raised his palm and slapped Ning Daoqi on the forehead. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? There was a soft snap, and the next moment, a slight wave suddenly shot out from the back of Ning Daoqi's head.  Jing Tian raised his hand, making a virtual fist with his fingers, and then completely closed them.  A scream like a ghost suddenly sounded, echoing in the hall for a moment, and then silenced.  "This is" Wang Yuanzhi exclaimed.  "What a Buddhist who lives like a dog and a fly, what a 'Di Ni' who founded a sect." Jing Tian said in a sarcastic tone: "Such a will seed, what a 'Tao heart seed demon'." "A Tao heart seed demon!"  ?" Ning Daoqi finally recovered from the surprise after sensing his own martial arts will. Hearing this, he exclaimed: "Isn't this the supreme skill of the Demon Sect?" "Oh? Can descendants of hundreds of schools of thought master such a heretic?  But it deserves praise." Jing Tian's expression was calm and his tone was equally calm.  "Disciple, thank Daozu for his kindness in rebirth!" Ning Daoqi saw that Jing Tian had no intention of going any deeper and immediately kowtowed in thanks.  "Stand up." Jing Tian nodded slightly: "Since I was born at this time, I have to intervene in some things." "Disciple will never give up! Please give me the Taoist ancestor's advice!" Wang Yuanzhi and Ning Daoqi were already halfway up.  , but after hearing what Jing Tian said, they immediately kowtowed again, both of them looking excited and looking forward to it.  Jing Tian flipped his palms and took out two longevity-enhancing pills from the space. He pushed his hand forward and suspended the two ammunition in front of the two of them.  "Taking this elixir can increase your life span by sixty years." Jing Tian instructed.  Wang Yuanzhi and Ning Daoqi looked up in surprise and immediately saw the pills in front of them. They kowtowed again and then tremblingly stretched out their hands to grab the ammunition and put it into their mouths.  "Wang Yuanzhi." Jing Tian raised his finger and said, "I respect giving you the Taoist skills, and go and reorganize the Taoist sect and carry it forward." "?My wife obeys the order!  "Wang Yuanzhi couldn't care less about sensing the extra information in his mind, and immediately shouted in response, and kowtowed heavily to the ground with a 'dong' sound. "Ning Daoqi.  "Jing Tian turned his wrist again, thunderous thunder condensed, and soon a fruit appeared ps: I solemnly declare again: The views in this article are all based on the author's wild speculation. Do not substitute, do not argue, do not ponder, and do not hold accountable.  Just like the title of the chapter, let¡¯s read it jokingly. Thank you to the girl ¡®Meow¡îMeow¡¯ for the reward of two thousand yuan~ Thank you to the classmate of ¡®Promise and Trustworthiness¡¯ for the reward of one thousand yuan. It¡¯s been a long time since the reward was given. 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