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The president is a maid Act.1 Puff first as a sign of respect

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    Act.1 Puff first in order to respect!  Subtitle: "Aldnoah Zero" is a new fierce battle animation, directed by Hide Aoki, and the script is written by Gen Urobuchi (Eh!?). Personally, the most classic music song in the entire animation, in addition to the Nuclear Explosion Divine Song, is  "BRE@TH//LESS", so this chapter recommends the music "BRE@TH//LESS"~~ ==========================  ==================================== On the evening news, the latest information about the Twin Tail Team appeared on the TV screen.  Go No, it should be said that the battle in the afternoon has taken up all the headlines of international news.  However, it may be due to the national conditions. The yellow ponytail warrior Huili transformed into, her revealing behavior of breaking clothes and removing armor was hardly mentioned. On the contrary, Aixiang, the blue ponytail warrior who stood in the back with a ferocious look, was completely ignored by the media.  Treat it as a demonic existence.  ¡ª¡ªIt¡¯s really too miserable.  It is said that New York residents even gave the blue ponytail warrior the alias "Twintails Blue Devil", and their attitude towards her can be said to be both respect and fear; even "As long as the twintail-shaped lights are illuminated on the building, the Twintails Blue Devil will  The urban legend of "will be dispatched" has spread among the people.  ¡ª¡ªWhat the hell, Uncle Batman doesn¡¯t exist in this world, so America just made this thing!  ?  By the way, the current public media¡¯s understanding of the Twin Ponytail Team has divided itself into several major forces: the "Twin Ponytail Sisters Group" formed by the young girl sister and the loli sister together, and the "Twin Ponytail Sisters Group" formed by the blue ponytail warrior alone.  "Dark Justice Group", a "new logistics group" composed of yellow ponytail warriors and the short-lived queen.  ¡ª¡ªAixiang, why are you so miserable!  ?  Even foreign reporters now have high praise for the twin-tailed sisters. Most of the news in this issue is about the scene of the young girl sister and the loli sister clinging to each other behind the ice wall. The special scenes from various angles and directions  The shooting vividly interprets the touching scenes of the two weak sisters supporting each other Should it be said that the United States deserves to have Hollywood?  !  Even the reporters¡¯ shooting quality is so high!  ?  ¡ª¡ªCNM My stupid sister and I were crowded together entirely because of the location of the ice wall release!  ?  Shen Er looked at Aixiang cautiously, and saw that she was watching the TV news with a normal expression, holding her own water glass with a calm and peaceful look provided that she ignored the cracks on the glass in her hand.  ¡ª¡ªDamn it, Aixiang, the cup in your hand is made of tempered white glass!  You just pinched it so casually!  ?  What kind of terrifying strength is this!  ?  The picture was so beautiful that Shen Er didn¡¯t dare to continue watching it.  Quickly turning her attention to Huilina on the other side, the timid president was a little disappointed. She originally thought that her appearance and battle during the day were enough to prove her existence, but she who wanted to be a hero was subconsciously ignored by the media.  ¡ª¡ªWell, if I were the person in charge of the media, I would also try to downplay Huilina¡¯s presence.  Because the scene where the clothes are exposed is forbidden for people under R-15. After all, after taking off the armor, Huili is only left with a three-point tights. Every one of her  Every movement can cause those proud breasts and round buttocks to sway seductively.  ¡ª¡ªChildren¡¯s paper is really not allowed to be viewed.  What's more, after Huili finished venting (she ran out of ammunition), her face was flushed with pleasure and her expression was full of excitement. No matter how you look at it, it was the face of satisfaction after orgasm!  If someone wants to make a prank, they can just add mosaic or some strange white milk, and then it will be a proper Aheiyan!  ?  After hesitating for a while, Shen Er decided not to tell this cruel fact. Sometimes, well-intentioned concealment is better than the straightforward reality.  "Can't we think of another way to deal with the young lady's fighting style?" After reading the news, Huilina's exclusive maid, Zun, put forward this opinion.  ¡°Like this kind of stripping off clothes and armor in public I always think it will make the eldest lady feel ashamed.¡± ¡ª¡ªHow can it be said to be shameful?  It should be said that there is no lower limit, right? ?????????????????????? However, the way of fighting and so on, this involves the function of the double ponytail suit, and the relevant fields should still be handled by professional people in charge.  "Although it's a bit hard to explain, Miss Huilina's fighting style actually originates from her subconscious mind, and is not forced by the twin-tailed uniform In other words, Miss Huilina is just a simple  I just like to take off my clothes, Miss.¡± After hearing Duo Aier¡¯s explanation that was so straightforward that it was hard to say, the loyal head maid couldn¡¯t help but lower her shoulders.  "I'm afraid it's the reaction that the eldest lady has been suppressing until now, right? Although I'm glad to see itTo see the eldest lady looking so energetic" In the end, she could only use this excuse that was not an excuse to convince herself. "Speaking of which, the president's battle today was too urgent. I felt a little out of control.  "Ai Xiang finally put down the cup that was almost shattered. "Originally, I wanted to ask the evil demon butterfly dog ??about the specific purpose of the black girl - the dark ruler.  " "Yes, I'm sorry" When fighting, she relied entirely on her own instinct (to vent her anger), without taking into account her teammates around her. As a warrior, Huili was still very immature and knew her own shortcomings.  At this point, she apologized to everyone in a very disappointed manner. ¡°Because, because it was the first official battle, I accidentally couldn¡¯t control my emotions.  " "It doesn't matter, everyone has their first time," Shen Er forced a smile and comforted him, "Look at the stupid sister who appeared first, she was almost scared to tears by the sin devil lizard!  "    "Hello!  Xiao Shen!  " Hearing his brother's teasing, Souji couldn't help but look a little embarrassed. The first time she transformed into a red ponytail girl, she made a lot of mistakes, whether it was because she didn't adapt to the enhancement of the double ponytail suit and almost flew out, or she almost flew out.  Later, she was so frightened by the enemy's murderous intent that she couldn't stand up. She transformed into a young girl and relied on her sister to fight smoothly. "Look at Aixiang over there. Every time she encounters something related to tentacles.  , the blue ponytail warrior will completely lose his combat effectiveness.  " "People are just afraid of tentacles!  How disgusting!  " Aixiang rarely showed her girlish feelings. She hugged each other tightly with her hands, and her whole body was trembling. Since she transformed, she will lose her temper every time she encounters a "tentacle-shaped" attribute monster.  Fighting spirit, once the tentacles get close to her, she will faint immediately after transforming into a blue pony-tailed warrior. ¡°So, your current attack method is a bit excessive, but if it is the most suitable fighting method for you, then it is.  Don't be too timid.  " "Yes, yes!  Lord Shen Er!  "Being able to gain praise and approval from the person she cares about most despite multiple denials, Huilina's little face rekindled joy. "I always feel that Shen Er is very protective of the president.  " Seeing the two people interacting in an increasingly happy atmosphere over there, Aixiang said with some envy. "Although Shen Er is already such a person, he has always been taking care of us since he was a child  ." The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional. Originally, Zongji had been watching the interaction between Shenji and Huilina, but now that he heard Aixiang's emotion, his eyes gradually showed a trace that he himself was not aware of.  Anxious. Driven by this inexplicable annoyance, he subconsciously spoke: "But, the president's overly sexual attacks are still a problem, right?  Xiao Shen, please tell me, what the president did during the battle was somewhat contrary to the hero she longed for, right?  " "That's true," Shen Er nodded and said, "And the trump card I designed - heavy firearms and armor can't be used. Huili, that is your special move, the Lightning God Judgment Cannon.  I think it needs further improvement.  " Having said this, Shen Er stood up from his seat. "In short, our primary goal now is to analyze everyone's respective combat capabilities. For us with different skills and styles, it is time to set specific combat strategies.  " "Well~~ Just listen to you, Xiao Shen, in this regard," his words were 100% supported by his younger brother. Souji suddenly felt much more comfortable, "But I still care about it, that bastard of the Dark Dominator.  Where are you doing?  ¡± ===================================================  =========== Yinglu Small Theater Scene¡¤Adventure Group Resident Conference Hall Sitting at the head of the square conference table, Yinglu pushed up her mechanical glasses and explained to everyone present.  "Today's lesson is to analyze everything about the little girl with red pony tail.  " Green green jade fingers gently connected the dots on the virtual holographic keyboard, and Sakura controlled the mechanical assistant to start projecting the image. " Everyone knows that the image of the red ponytail warrior is a girl with two ponytails who is about eight/nine years old. This kind of  Her appearance is very deceptive. It not only makes her look delicate and timid, but also makes every move she makes have a cute element.  "The image projected by the mechanical assistant reflected many scenes, and finally it was fixed in a bathroom scene for some reason. The young girl here had a suspicious blush on her face and a coy and shy posture. "But this  Just a gesture"Disguise," Yinglu wiped her nosebleed and continued seriously, "Hidden beneath the beautiful appearance is a desperate fact.  " The screen turned, and a contrasting figure popped up on the left side of the picture of the young girl with a red ponytail. Although the key positions had been mosaic, the thin code could still vaguely see part of this person's face. " That's right, hers  The real person is actually an adolescent boy named Guan Shu (beep¡ª¡ª), a chuunibyou who is extremely obsessed with the twin-tail hair style.  ¡± The screen turned again, and the screen projected by the mechanical assistant was suddenly changed into a documentary for some reason. It began to play in the form of a memoir, the scene of the red pony-tailed girl being captured by the enemy during several battle defeats. Basically, she was captured by the ribbon.  You are bound to leak/urinate in a sixty-year-old way and then reveal a look of pleasure, or you are restrained by tentacles and twisting and struggling with a shy look of excitement, and so on, how do you think it looks like an adult version?  Ah Heiyan, who only appears in doujinshis (Nima, how did you capture that!?) "Well, you are right, the little girl making the above expression is actually  Boys!  Don't be fooled by that look!  Everyone, just imagine!  Let¡¯s replace that young girl¡¯s appearance with this boy¡¯s!  " As soon as the words fell, the sound of vomiting came from under the conference table. Yinglu paused for a moment, pushed the mechanical glasses and continued. " If that's all, we don't need to be nervous. After all, we don't have to worry about other people's lives.  Pointing fingers, but¡ª¡ª" The screen continued to change and returned to the bathroom PLAY scene. This time, the red pony-tailed girl had an ambiguous desire for the naked body of another heroine, the Loli sister. She  He secretly looked at his sister's young and delicate body, and seemed to be hesitating impatiently. "But this little red ponytail girl, or the boy named (beep¡ª¡ª) Souji, actually treated his sister and us.  The leader of the regiment had an unreasonable thought!  ¡± The screen started to go riot. The screen was divided to the left and right. On one side was the red pony-tailed girl and the Loli sister, and then on the other side was the contrast between Guanshu Souji and the Loli sister. 1  Comparative playback of left and right, this documentary is simply a comparison of A card and N card. ¡°She¡¯s so cute!  I have never seen such a shameless idiot!  Allowing such a slut to be around the leader is simply a time bomb!  And it's more terrifying than my 60EX skill, the Big Sweet Potato!  " Unknowingly, Sister Yinglu had turned on the head of state mode. With a loud shout, she slapped the mechanical assistant away. " What makes me even more speechless!  The leader didn't realize the true face of this slut!  Still living with her with that gentle attitude!  Isn't this a clear attempt to put one's chastity and integrity into the tiger's mouth?  ?  "With full anger and unwillingness, Yinglu slapped the table, then withdrew her red and swollen hand without any trace, and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes. "Anyway!  From today on, everyone must put this kind of obscene slut on the top alert list!  above!  ¡± (Recently I am reading "About Becoming a Demon King", a light novel style alien novel, the author complained about it~~) ======================  ======================================== PS: The fifth update: I was just talking nonsense.  Yeah, I can¡¯t finish the poem. PS2: I just found out today that my brother is in love in school PS3: My sister is married, my brother is engaged, my brother is in love, and my sister has Lily (best friend).  ) I feel the loneliest (I cried out of grievance) PS4: I¡¯m going to make dinner The last update is the second chapter. I¡¯ve written 20,000 words today, and I feel like I¡¯ve already finished it.  I've squeezed out a lot from you, rest, I need to rest PS5: For the sake of my prowess, please let me enter the top 20 of the weekly fan rankings! I've already lost so much!  !
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